GUNS
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“Fuzzy Gun” by James Jackson
“Guns are tools. They are no better or worse than the person holding them.” W.P. Wessel
I have a gun. It has never shot anyone. Not even people I’m mad at. It just lies there, like it’s sleeping.
I bought it in 1986 when Richard Ramirez was on a killing spree in Los Angeles and I had a new baby. You know, the guy who used his victim’s blood to paint pentagrams on their walls? They said he liked yellow houses. I lived in a yellow house in Laurel Canyon. It was hidden in the trees far away from other houses so no one would even hear us scream.
So, I bought a gun to protect my daughter.
Some people think owning a gun is bad.
I sure wish I would have had a gun the night I got held up by the six foot tall man in the parking lot of the Variety Arts Center. I was 21 years old. All I had to protect myself was my scream. The man was holding a gun to my head and trying to push me into a dark alley. Fortunately, my blood curdling scream scared him away. A friend ran out of the V.A.C. to help me and said he thought he’d heard a siren. I filed a police report and used the experience as material for my next Johnny Carson appearance.
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(Complete Lyrics) I’m Paranoid
I’m paranoid now
So very paranoid now
Ever since I got held up in a parking lot
By a big, mean man with a short, black gun you see
My attitude has changed from naive, trusting one
To “I’m-gonna-get-you-before-you-get-me”
Cause I’m paranoid now
So very paranoid now
Daddy doesn’t have to give me lectures anymore
About what weirdos do to you if you don’t lock your door
I’ve got a small revolver, some poison, and sharp keys
So if you need to tell me something please…
Tell it to my phone machine
Cause I’m very paranoid now
In my burglar alarm infested apartment
Two drooling German Shepherds lurk
And one small cat with sharp claws
For when the dogs don’t work
Don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t invade my space
Unless you want hamburger to be made out of your face
Cause I’m paranoid now
Yesterday while I was jogging in the neighborhood
A young man pulled up his car and said, “Mmm, you’re lookin’ good”
He said, “You live around here?”
Instead of saying, “Yes, I do”
I said, “Look Buddy, I know Kung Fu!”
Cause I’m very paranoid now
I’ll probably miss my big chance at finding sweet romance
Cause every time a guy gives me the eye, I say, go away
I’m Paranoid now.
I’m ready for Trouble
But is Trouble ready for me?!
Vicious Vicki
I still have the gun. It’s still lying there. Hasn’t shot anyone.
My husband Paul shot and killed a man. Paul is a cop. Actually, it happened to be the night he was flying from Miami to NY to see me at Saturday Night Live for his first time. We were dating long distance. Maybe he was anxious to see me or something. He had to stay up all night filling out paperwork and getting counseling, because I guess that’s what happens when you shoot someone. He finally got to SNL and I was on the stage getting out of an alien space ship with eyeballs on my nipples because we were doing a sketch about a planet where women’s eyes have mutated to their nipples because men stared at women’s chests for so long. Kirstie Alley was our leader. I said, “Paul this must be so surreal for you…to kill someone… and stay up all night…and see me in a spaceship.”
Paul said, “It is.”
When I introduced him to the cast, Mike Meyers said, “Hey, you got any war stories? Ha, ha!”
Paul said, “I killed a man last night.” Silence.
I realized our worlds were completely opposite. But we do have some things in common. 1) We both like donuts 2) We both could die, him for real and me onstage, and they’re equally painful, and 3) We both get rewarded for a big bust!
Anyway, don’t feel bad for the man who got shot. He was drunk and firing a gun at his wife because she wouldn’t “wife swap” anymore. She called 911. The SWAT team arrived. The man aimed at Paul. End of story. The woman was saved.
The purpose of a gun is to protect the innocent.
(Or, feed them. Hunting is practice for the day when we might need to catch our dinner.)
My gun is still sitting here. Hasn’t moved. Hasn’t killed anyone.
But, I’ll be keeping it just in case.
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A gun is a tool, Victoria, no better or no worse than any other tool, an ax, a shovel or anything.
A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
I have a tool to fight tyranny….
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. "
-Thomas Jefferson
Well, at least someone finally thought enough of US to write a song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nMTfZFntjU
Great article Ms. Jackson, couldn't agree with you more. I have a gun, and it is by my bed, it has some dust, but its secure, loaded and there. If someone comes into my home to hurt my family, it will take at least 3 minutes, if someone calls, for the cops to reach my home. In that 3 min., I or my family could be hurt or killed, and the perp on his way. Or, I could defend myself, and explain to the cop why there is a sniviling person pissing themselves on my carpet or laying in a pool of blood clutching his weapon.
Excellent article. I agree.
Great article Victoria, it's only the honest law abiding citizen that the progressives want to disarm, they don't want you to hunt so you will have to rely on them for food when things get tough. By the way I was glad to see you in that new Burger king commercial.
Great read Victoria! Keep your weapon close, you never know when something might ooze through the bedroom window!
Far more people throughout history have been killed by government guns than those held by private citizens. Will someone please show me this track record of excellence that governments throughout the world have when it comes to not murdering their own people or the people of other countries?
Yes, Victoria, please tell me Paul gets you out to the range to practice regularly…
Think of it as rehearsals…just in case there's an opening night…
Sadly if they end up banning guns, the only people owning them will be people like the man that held you up.
If they ban guns, then they're just making me a criminal.
Eff 'em, shoot 'em, kill 'em.
Michael Crichton described his epiphany from Hollywood liberal to something more sensible in a "Sunday Times" article: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/article4075...
"Two developments persuaded Crichton to abandon his Californian liberal world view. One was in 2002 having a gun held to his head by burglars, who tied up Taylor, his daughter, then aged 13. “They told me not to move and I figured it was best not to argue,” he says. It convinced him we must be tougher on bad guys, be they cat burglars or Saddam Hussein."
What's the old saying, "A liberal is someone whose immediate interests are not at stake."?
I've always liked the moderating influence the possibility of me owning a firearm may have on those who would presume to visit me at night to do me harm or steal my possessions.
Crichton's second experience, copied below, is grist for another discussion:
"His second awakening was seeing that scientists had become so cowed by environmental activists and the media that they dared not proclaim what their research showed: that, so far, it appears global warming is hardly happening."
One would hope that the MSM might awaken to reality at some point, and begin to examine critically the actions of those who mean to govern us and impose their "solutions" for decisions we should be left alone to make for ourselves.
AMEN Sister!
As an aside, we should all go out and hone our huntig skills, we may need them again soon…
Victoria,
Your article is very moving and I feel bad for your husband. Taking a life is the most distressing thing that can happen to you as a policeman. Now, some advice to keep you safe. Get that pistol out, unload it, clean it, go to the range and practice. Then go home, load it up and keep it handy. Do this every month. You'll feel better, safer and stronger.Also, the exersize is good for the pistol and you both. A clean, well oiled gun is a happy, reliable gun. Finally, buy an air pistol so you can practice hitting the bullseye in the privacy of your own garage.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN GUNS!!! They are evil! And no one should have one! War is stupid!!!
That's why I am going to live in a neighborhood where CRIMINALS do not have guns!!! I'm also on the look out for a gun-less gang area! Some gang who does not carry guns but maybe only a few bats & chains but prefer street dancing and snapping fingers in unison whilst cruising crouched in bowling pin formation!
NO GUNS!!!
& War isn't the answer!!! unless you have to answer genocide, slavery, tyranny, or terror… BUT OTHER THAN THAT… WAR is not the answer. (sans above list)
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Great essay. I love the way you put your ideas together and the way you tell stories, Ms. Jackson We've all heard the gun arguments but this was fresh and original. And the Johnny Carson clip was adorable!
My kids just earned their hunter safety certificates and we'll be shooting at the Gun Club in the youth program this summer. The best gun lock to protect our kids is education and understanding.
Victoria,
Wisely stated. Evil will always have an advantage over good. Good people expect others too be upstanding. Evil people look for weakness and advantage to kill, steal or rape. That is why it is vital to constantly buck each other up to be prepared and be safe, lest the enemy think we are weak. Be careful out there to you and all of you who are good.
Joe
Nicely played!
Well good for you that you gotten out of that situation with out to much damage to your person. You should shoot some every month, shooting is like instrument flying in airplanes or helicopters, you have to stay profenct at it. I am more of a rifle guy myself. And yea I hunt big game. I know all about the food part of it, One of the more enjoyable parts is preparing game for the table.
To Big Hollywood: I wrote a rather long letter on this topic, I'd like to post it. Can I email it to someone prior to posting if so please post a general box for me to eMail it to. This one is a bit harsher than the others I've posted.
Someone asked me why I wanted to own a gun? Did I live in fear? Was I paranoid?
Absolutely not to the first question. Paranoid? Well, better a little paranoid than a lot dead.
And this is the time I always recommend Krav Maga. So: http://www.kravmaga.com/
We'll have to keep an eye on this lunatic administration; they are moving us toward Euro nanny statism, and a large part of making us a docile submissive electorate is by disarming us.
Great piece Ms. Victoria, thank you.
Walther PPS = Summer
Glock 19 = Winter
Colt .45 = War
"The main foundations of every state, new states as well as ancient or composite ones, are good laws and good arms you cannot have good laws without good arms, and where there are good arms, good laws inevitably follow."
Niccolo Machiavelli
Trust not the liberal politicians, they're fools, liars and control freaks.
Nice work Vic!
Liberal Gun Control – The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.
nolo, fyi the link to kravmaga is broken, thanks
If you fix the URL (remove the HTTP formatting buried in the link), you will get to a malware-infected web site. Do not go there.
Let's see, more than a billion rounds of fire power were bought by legitimate means in 2009 alone. One billion rounds. That's a lot of firepower. Now, couple that with the number of killings accidental or otherwise that this one billion rounds were responsible for in 2009 and I think you will find that we are talking about a very very small percentage (way less that one).
By and large the legitimate gun owners in the US are very responsible owners.
Spring: Ruger 10/22 and Bushmaster XM15A3 (you know, fresh and fun because it's Spring!)
Summer: S&W 686 .357 w/ a mix of hollow points and rat shot (for rattlesnakes)
Fall: Winchester Model 70 .270 (deer season)
Winter: Marlin 1895GS .45-70 Govt. (bear season)
Home: Desert Eagle .50AE (because the cops only need to hear your side of the story)
if the Iranian people had the proper tools to make their lives better, their government would not be making their lives a living hell.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt.
Just go for the Claymores brother and stop pussy footing around! God bless America and her prepared citizens.
thanks
Someone asked me why I wanted to own a gun? Did I live in fear? Was I paranoid?
Weird. What happened to the edit button?
When the Grecian government collapses, who will protect its citizens from the inevitable upheval that will result? It won't be the government. Individual Grecians will have to protect themselves for a time, and you can't do that if you don't have the means of protection. So much that we take for granted in our lives is solely the product of a civilized and strong society. Should that society unravel, our daily safety will be one of the things that goes. Add to that that you can't be assured that the mechanisms of society will be there right when you need protection even when everything is functioning perfectly, and owning a personal firearm just makes sense.
I remember this from "The Half Hour News Hour." Sadly, I think this is how libs honestly feel about guns and "gun free zones." In their minds, this would WORK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0vyxgJLJVA
I'm not looking forward to having to protect myself, but I carry a concealed weapon (I have a permit) and I always sleep with a revolver close by.
No one realy wants to have to use a gun in self defense. It's is beter to have a gun and not need it rather than to not have one and need it.
I just prefer my family and I to not be statistics.
I am an Eowyn conservative – because those without swords can still die upon them
"The best gun lock to protect our kids is education and understanding."
There's an interesting antidote in the book "Armed and Female" in the chapter about education and when and how to teach kids about the household gun. One woman had her seven year old son shoot at a watermelon to see the damage a gun can do. Immediately after, he stopped playing war games with his friend and threw away all of his toy guns, including a water pistol.
Larry the Cable Guy actually summed it up quite well. "If guns kill people, then I can blame misspelled words on my pencil."
wonder all2
I agree 100% with you post, with one minor aside. In the Corps we learned 'a thousand rounds down range is not firepower. One hit is firepower.'
A weapon never practiced with, and / or kept unloaded make a pretty, albeit expensive doorstop.
Stay armed; Stay safe is not an oxymoron.
Victoria, you have got to upgrade. We're not in the 70s or 80s anymore. I'm guessing your 'home gun' that's been sitting there is some kind of revolver, probably a .38 caliber. You really need to get something you can carry concealed (holster or small purse). A .32 or .380 caliber might not be a lot of fire power by today's standards, but the gun you carry with you is way more powerful than the .45 or .357 that's sitting back home or locked in your glove box. Put a crimson trace laser sight on it and you got a nice self defense tool. Remember even a small caliber semi-auto pistol will ruin the evening, if not the deranged life of the next six foot dude that grabs you outside the Variety Arts Center. Double tap him in the groin for extra measure.
Victoria's piece is great, and so's your advice, Bob. It's time I learned how to shoot, as well. My husband has a few guns but has been distracted by work problems recently and hasn't made it to the range in a while, either. Methinks we could have a new activity for Date Night!
"The ultimate authority … resides in the people alone. … The advantage of being armed, which the Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation … forms a barrier against the enterprises of ambition." –James Madison
Great piece. I kept a shovel under my bed when I was a kid. My dad laughed at me and said, you need something with longer reach so you don't have to be so close the the bad guys. I don't want to be close to bad guys, so I no longer have a shovel under my bad, or in the hall closet, or in the coat closet, or behind the TV stand, or on top of the china cabinet. No more shovels.
My gun safe is full. My guns have killed a few deer, for food, and snakes, to protect my children from a venomous bite, and tin cans, for fun.
Thank God they haven't had to protect us from criminals yet.
In March 1996 Thomas Hamilton shot 16 children in Dunblane, Scotland.
Following that the UK was subjected to a stream of pronouncements by politicians and most of the media that this had happened because of our 'lax' gun laws. That Hamilton had been issued and firearms licence inspite of not meeting the criteria was overlooked by these people promising us a drop in armed crime if only handguns were banned.
Well they got their ban, but we didn't get the drop in armed crime we were promised.
We didn't get it when air cartridge guns and later realistic replicas were more heavily restricted.
After another high profile we were told it was because deactivated guns could 'easily be reactivated'. A statement clearly from some one who had never seen such a gun. Unfortunately for the politican who promised to ban deactivated guns, the weapon used in the murder turned out to be a handgun that was never licenced or deactivated. It could have been in the country undetected for over 80 years.
So any time someone tells you that taking away guns from law abiding people will cut crime, ask them when it is going to happen in the UK becasue we've been waiting for more than a decade now.
Good word. I just wrote something similar (shameless plug): http://meandmysoldierman.blogspot.com/2010/03/pac...
The primary reason people are afraid of guns is because pop culture has trained us to associate them with bad people…not gals like you and me.
Two rules for when to carry a gun (in states where carry is legal):
1.) Only carry a gun to places where you DON'T think you'll need it.
2.) If you think you will need a gun somewhere, DON"t go there.
3 minutes? I live in the suburbs and the average responder time here is 13 minutes. I guess that's one advantage of living in a major city…
Well, that was uplifting!
When seconds count, the police are minutes away.
Yep. My hubby has several guns, all long, from his hunting years. I just bought my first gun – my gun. It's a S&W pre model 10 .38 Special, manufactured between 1944 and 1948 with a six inch barrel. It fits my hand nicely and isn't too heavy. I'm leaving in April for Nevada to take Front Sight's 2 day defensive hand gun course.
I'm doing this because I don't feel safe in my own house now. I live 30 miles east of San Francisco and my once quiet town has become a cesspool. Looking for somewhere else to live but in the meantime, my gun will reside with me. It's kind of sad when you think about it.
The Grecians? Are they from Grecia? C'mon dude–people from Greece are Greeks. Didn't you see "300?"
Eh, you're right – Greek. My only defense is that I was thinking of this:
http://www.temptalia.com/sigourney-weaver-2010-os...
A dress that looks decidedly Grecian in style to me.
And yes, I've seen 300 (but not recently), and I am not a dude.
But the point still stands – The Greeks will tear each other apart if their nation collapses. Should such a thing happen here, I would prefer to have my defense available whenever I might need it.
Victoria – you sound like a level-headed woman. I once had a girlfriend who grew up with the typical anti-gun line. Since I enjoyed target shooting she started going with me to the range. The range I like is a good 60 minute drive out into the country. We would have a nice relaxing drive, shoot for a few hours, then have lunch in a nearby small town.
She grew to like it. She didn't care much for the .45 but became fairly competent with the .38.
Her friends who knew her couldn't believe this metamorphosis.
With a cop as a husband (who, rare even for cops, had to kill someone) – I don't think you need any advice from me
Besides, you asked for none.
On "counseling", I had a laugh over a story I read somewhere on the Net a few days ago.
An Australian was complaining about the explosion in his country of "counselors" who come out of the woodwork to anyone one going through a traumatic experience.
One of his countrymen had just been rescued in the ocean after being in his capsized boat upside down for 4 days.
When approached by a "counselor" offering his service, he gave some salty reply (too salty for the decorum of this site
) – and asked where the nearest pub was.
My kind of guy.
Piss and blood stains on my carpet, I can live with… as long as they are not mine or my family's. Long ago I found out a truth any person who has a family has asked themselves. "Can I kill for the one I love?" and the answer in my case was a resolute "YES". Hopefully I will never have to, though.
And Vic, that gun never WILL shoot anyone. It can't. It's an inanimate object. The hammer will never strike nails into wood — only YOU can do that. A gun is a tool, machined to assist you in doing a job. And that job is to put you, or anyone else, on equal par with someone bigger and stronger than you, who may have evil intent.
Guns are good, when placed in the hands of good people. Own a gun, get well- trained in it's use, and carry it
"If you would have peace…prepare for war."
Great article, Victoria. I have an irrational fear of guns. I hope someday to overcome it, as my only protection now is my Ping 7 iron.
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than Victoria Jackson's gun.
thanks for the recommendation!
No man, person or Government will take my guns.
I hope it sits there forever and you never have to use it. I am glad you have it though, just in case. Our founders really knew what they were doing, how dreadful it is that some are trying to take the right to own a gun away. Those people haven't been mugged yet I guess.
Go for it! Just the thought of what I'm doing is empowering. I refuse to live in fear in my own house!
And, I think you take the mystique of guns away when you teach your kids how to use them responsibly. My grandson is shooting with his dad and uncles and is very ho-hum about guns now. He doesn't see them as anything but a tool to be mastered – he even comments on the unsafe way guns are handled on TV. I know I grew up with guns in house and never thought anything of it. It was just a way of life.
Very well said! And very true.
I thought the old saying was that a Conservative was just a liberal who got mugged – which kind of fits into Crichton's personal experience.
But seriously – the other old saying you have there is correct – Conservatives tend to think of contingencies. Tend to think things through to their logical and possible conclusions. Liberals think with their heads and their emotions and not with logic. Generalizations to be sure, but it seems to ring true more often than not.
Although I never had the chance to finish my Krav Maga training, I highly recommend it, especially to women. It's good exercise for one thing and more importantly it teaches you self-defense in a more practical and logical way – getting you to move logically rather than in some choreographed way.
and don't forget regular cleanings. Fire a gun with a dirty barrel and they'll call you 'lefty'.
Nothing wrong with owning a high speed hole punch or three. Just make sure you take it down to the range on occasion to practice.
My sister has a response to that. She said she would rather be judged by 12 of her peers than carried by six of her friends.
My brother in law got my sister for their 10th aniversry his and hers Glock 9mm. Each gun in their respective nightstand. Both are lifetime members of the NRA. And have said many times, if you enter from the window, you'll leave in a hearse.
They just celebrated their 20th.
Ms. Jackson-once again excellent.
My husband owns a couple of guns—he hasn't ever had to use them (thankfully) during our entire marriage, but I want him to teach me and our older children how to use them now.
I can't imagine why…..
One of the greatest complements you can give the US as a nation, is that the citizenry is intelligent and responsible enough to own guns. There are many places one earth where if you gave the citizens guns you would have to bring in the army the next day because blood would be running in the streets. Giving guns to an undisciplined or irresponsible nation would just turn a North Korea into a Somalia. The fact that the US can maintain the delicate balance between tyranny and anarchy with an armed populace speaks volumes to the character of the nation.
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Why a 7 iron and not a driver?
LOL, my driver is a wood, custom-built by a now deceased golfsmith. Though I can no longer play, that driver is a prize possession. Only a fellow golfer would understand my attachment to a beloved driver I can no longer use. Cure MS, and I'd be on the course the next day!
"The fact is that a man who wants to act virtuously in every way necessarily comes to grief among so many who are not virtuous."
Niccolo Machiavelli
Machiavelli agrees with you – from the mists of time past….
Great idea. I have a cavity back flop wedge that would at the very least require an ER visit. 4 holes in one? Impressive. I had 1.
Thought this was kind of a cool video. I believe every woman who is armed and trained is one less woman who is likely to be victimized. Thank you all for standing for freedom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nf1OgV449g
Silly conservatives…many liberals own guns, including myself. We need them to protect ourselves from nutty Teabaggers who can't cope with having a black President.
sybill, I am sitting with my neighbor who is an avid golfer. She has had 4 holes in 1 over the years. She is currently lamenting the fact that that she is paying a monthly exorbitant fee for her country club and unable to play on the soggy course. She completely understands your attachment to that driver.
As for me I take up golf – play for 5 years or so – stop it – resume it in 5 years – par a few holes at the onset and wonder what all the fuss is. Then the old habits creep back in. I think of Mark Twain's admonition on golf "A Good Walk Spoiled"
On the 7 iron – perhaps a good wedge on a miscreant's head would be the better selection?
If the S&W doesn't feel quite comfortable you'd be amazed at what the small investment in different grips can do. They can totally transform the feel.
The book by 'Paxton Quigley" (Armed and Female) is of course written for women…
I own a gun. Only my wife and myself know where it is in the house. The next time someone other than my wife or myself sees it, they will be starring down the barrel of it. Starring down the barrel because they are in my house violating my privacy, safety and security. It too has never killed anyone…
Very funny Carson bit………
oh, girl, get thee to a shooting range!
Please tell me you go to the range.
My dad as a dusty .22 in his dresser drawer, covered with dust, just in case of burglars.
"Pops, that guy that broke in isn't going to patiently take a seat and wait for you to read the instructions on how to load that thing."
Wow! Those were dangerous waters in which to be stranded. So many sharks.
God speed, sybilll. A montrous disease.
Go away, troll.
Well spoken!
Ahhhh….reminds me of learning to shoot by eradicating those evil tin cans…
A "deactivated gun." How sad. Sort of like trying to stop written porn by breaking the lead off a pencil.
Yesterday, Islamic terrorists, living in Ireland, were arrested for plotting to kill a cartoonist.
Some years ago, I read that so many Muslims had been recruited from predominantly Muslim countries to staff the UK government health care system, that native Irish, who went back generations, were emigrating to other countries.
We here in the US need to take strong notice of that fact.
I have always liked the Australians for their practical sense. During Vietnam with our military public affairs so hung up on giving inflated body counts, an Australian C.O. said "If we can't step on them we don't count them".
On the sharks I remember taking a tour of the Sydney Harbor – maybe one of the most beautiful harbors in the world – the boat came by a private dock with a house and the guide said ,"In XXXX, a man dove off this dock never to come to the surface".
Then too their public beaches will have shark nets -
Over and over, you hear about the sharks in the waters around Australia. I don't think I would take a dip there.
There's all kinds of reasons to own guns. Especially today thanks to the successful efforts of the far left environ-mentalists to reintroduce and protect all kinds of dangerous animals into our country. Coyotes, bears, wolves and mountain lions are now spotted in my area for the first time going all the way back to 1900 when they were wisely hunted to extinction by locals in order to protect their communities. Now I don't feel safe jogging at night or even letting my dog out in the backyard.
Especially when I see recent news reports like the one of a kid who had to fend off a mountain lion with a sword right outside of his apartment complex, or the trail bikers in California that were attacked and eaten by mountain lions, or the child whose life was saved by his golden retreiver intercepting a lunging mountain lion in his backyard or the singer who was attacked and eaten by a pack of coyotes in a national park where guns are banned in order to prevent the shooting of wild animals in the park… Yeah, that's right. The environ-mentalists actually value animal life above human life. We're a cancer you see that is destroying the natural world…
And thanks to the liberals opposition to securing our borders and deportating illegal immigrants, our once extremely wealthy and peaceful area has been turned into a Mexican slum in the last 10 years. And as a direct result one of my best friends was murdered by illegal immigrant gang members 2 years ago simply because he was white and his girlfriend was hispanic – a racially motovated hate crime that received zero media coverage. We later found out that this nationwide illegal immigrant gang requires members to rape or murder a white or black person (depending on area) in order to get promoted. Does the left care? Nope…
You see, the left doesn't believe non-whites are capable of racism since they're all "victims" in their view. And illegal immigrants when given amnesty will permanently rewrite voting districts and give the Democraps a permanent majority for decades to come. Therefore in their thirst for power and "social justice", people like my deceased best friend are collateral damage in their crusade to create a liberal utopia…
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