The ‘F’ Word
by Victoria Jackson
Rahm Emanuel. (I’m shaking my head slowly). It’s not his real name you know. “Emmanuel” means “God with us” and that is not his real name. It’s Auerbach. Look it up. And…Rahm means “high” or “lofty.” Mark Levin calls him “the creepy ballerina.” I think he looks like the devil. I’m just saying. He talks like the devil. I’m sure you heard that he called the Democrats “F—ing retards.” Everyone got mad at the Retard word and no one got mad at the “F” word. My dad said that people only make fun of the reproductive and excretory systems of the human body and no one should because God made the human body and it is a masterpiece.
What is it with all these people throwing the “F” word around like a basketball?
I never heard the word until I was about 23 and entering show business. Show business people say it all the time. It’s vulgar and stupid. It’s what kids on the playground say to prove they are tough because they are really insecure. My brother said it comes from the German word “fricktin” – to plow.
My daughter when she was 8 asked me if she was allowed to say F-A-R-T. I said, “Absolutely not. Even if we weren’t Christians, it is not lady like. Besides, when do you ever need to say it? When someone does one you are supposed to pretend you didn’t smell or hear it. That’s polite.”
“Pleasssse Mommy,” she pleaded. “Everybody says it. Even my teachers.”
“Well, we don’t say it. We say Putt Putt. Aubbie is a nut. She has a rubber butt. And every time she turns around it goes putt putt. My Mom taught me that.”
“What?! Everyone would make fun of me if I said that.”
“Why do you have to be like everyone? Why don’t you be a trendsetter? Call it a razzamatazz. I bet everyone will copy you. But, wait, when do you have to say this?”
“Jasmine talks about it all the time.”
“Oh. Jasmine who stole your lunch money and talks about sex?”
“Can I say Fert?”
I finally said, “Honey, if you start with the bad words, like F-A-R-T, it leads to F-U-C-K and that leads to cigarettes, and that leads to alcohol, and that leads to pot, then coke, and then heroin.”
“Mommy, you think if I say Fert, I will become a heroin addict.”
“Yep…or worse, Rahm Emanuel. Good Night!”
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Ha ha ha!!!
Loved it!
I think I'm the only person at my leadership team at work that doesn't use profanity in our 'closed meetings'. Sometimes I will just stare at people when they open their potty mouths, but they just don't get it. So sad, I think we are so de-sensitized to the words, that people just don't care anymore. I like to challenge those around me to increase their vocabulary and learn some new descriptive/non-offending words.
Thanks for bringing Classy back Victoria. God Bless!!
Incorporating profanity or other once vulgar words into everyday speech and resorting to them immediately in moments of pressure or concern is the sign of a small mind and an even smaller sense of morality.
Victoria, this article is as loony as you are — But I agree with you!
I've taken John Nolte to task for allowing profanity so regularly on Big Hollywood, making it often indistinguishable from entertainment sites from the left. The site claims it wants to redeem the culture, but it won't happen if we don't see how coarse the left has moved us all, how snarky, negative, and mean-spirited even those on the right have become.
We should strive to be different or else what's the point?
Cute post.
BTW, that picture of Rahm is going to give me nightmares!
**shudders**
Nice f-ing picture
I have to voice my agreement with you. In general, obscenity or profanity should never be used in a professional setting. It shows a lack of vocabulary and rhetorical skills. Big Hollywood (and the other "Big" sites) should not allow themselves to be debased in this way.
I love this gurl! Just keeping it real. Anyone that has to use the "F" bomb has no vocabulary sense! And the pic of Rahm, yes Lady, shudder! And where is his middle finger? And what is it with this finger throwing!
Guilty AS CHARGED!
Sorry Victoria. I'll work on it.
Sometimes you run out of clean hyperbole and the steam is still coiled up. I'll wash my mouth out tonight. You rock.
"Rahm Emanuel. (I’m shaking my head slowly). It’s not his real name you know. “Emmanuel” means “God with us” and that is not his real name. It’s Auerbach. Look it up"
I did look it up. His family changed their surname from Auerback to Emanuel 20 years before he was born. How is the name he was born with "not his real name"?
The evolution of language is interesting. While people do overuse the F-word in their everyday speak there is one word that 97% of the people won't use. There still older people that can't get over using it. Can you guess what that word is that used to be used frequently? Not too many foulmouthed people today utter the N-word too often if at all, do they?
Having read Victoriea's profile, I will quote the bible and refer to the tongue which is an unruly member of the body. Rahm has no self control of his mouth and tongue.
What his tongue speaks is from his heart.
Look at that finger that was hacked-off on Emanuel's right hand. It's just a theory of mine how that happened. We're all told it was a deli accident with a slicer. Sure, and it's probably the truth, but he's also a hot head. He lived in Israel and my guess is that if someone flips off the wrong Israeli mobster your offending finger is coming off, just a thought.
I work for a large, multi-national corporation (which means it doesn't 0.0000000001% of the impact on the lives of Americans the federal government has – read responsibility and consequences), and if I or any one else spoke like that at a meeting, even behind closed doors, one door would open very quickly – the one they'd toss me out on my put-put.
Agreed also. There are times when it may be appropriate to curse (some people are so bad there really aren't other terms that properly describe them), but over all, if I can't take my kid to a place, I don't go.
I had enough of that in high school.
Imagine what his wife must go through.
How'd you like to wake up in the morning to that?
F-ing good one!
Sorry, but the N-word has only fallen into disuse by the white community. The black community and does still use it with regularity.
Sh*t eating rectal wart?
I'm with those who think using profanity often shows a lack of creativity, vocabulary and intelligence. Somehow many of us manage to get our point across without having to resort to using four letter words for either meaning or shock value.
I think he just gets off on his bad boy image.
Which always kind of makes me wonder about politics and politicians. How can people who sit around all day talking and voting be so attached to the metaphor of fighting? The last thing any of these people would do is actually fight.
A friend of mine is from New Jersey…..he uses the F word so much he doesnt even know he's saying it. We go out to dinner and after awhile people in the room are glancing over at our table. But he has gotten a litle better
He is a plant manager for a large co. in the midwest, Mon. morning meetings must be interesting.
My sister cut off part of her finger in an accident with a deli slicer decades ago. And all she lost was the tip of her thumb. I have a home version of a deli slicer too (bought it for my wife for Christmas last year, and she just loves it).
You may be on to something, because picturing a deli slicer, I don't see how its possible to cut off a finger all the way to the second knuckle on one. Deli slicers are used to thinly slice? How on earth does one get a finger into them far enough to cut that much off?
Very Funny post, but you should have some sort of warning before that picture loads. My first thought when I saw it was WTF!
it makes you think, of the past. watching any movie prior to 1960, they have no bleeps, no dubs, no need to edit for tv, other than time. when howard stern said he needed to move off the free airwaves, only so he could swear. if he needs to swear to keep fans, they must not be good fans, or he must not have much of a show. granted, w bush, and his sidekick did that funny open mic in naperville il. as well as words muttered by the same sidekick privately to a senator. but those were exceptions, with the ballerina, he must go visit howard stern, he would fit right in, good thing i never listened to him, more of a rush fan.
Probably a Chicago Machine "Lesson!"
I curse but not nearly as much as my peers. And while I believe there's a time and a place for it, I won't do it in mixed company or in front of a woman (unless she curses first).
I have friends who say the F-word ever other second, and I have others who won't even say, "Damn." I'm somewhere in the middle.
darn i didnt get here early enough to post in top 10!!! i guess i'll have to check Big Hollywood every 3 minutes now! awesome.
Can anyone deny that the first thought you have when someone touches off the f-bomb is NOT, "Gee whiz this guy is really smart".
I thought finger removal was a Yakuza thing?
That is exactly what I was wondering. His story seems unlikely, but that's not to say if couldn't have happened. Only Moshe knows for sure…
The Creepy Ballerina looks like that rat-faced Joseph Goebbels to me. He was an adviser too. To some Socialist whose name escapes me but he was a good speaker and believed that big government was the answer to all things. What was his name? He had a problem with his right arm….Oh well.
And I thought I was the only one more offended by him say the f-word! However that's our culture and the Libs for ya. Flipping out over the word retarded (Which I don't find offensive), but the f-word? Big deal.
Potty mouth alert!
I think Rahm would be windmilling like a little girl.
On the other hand, if Emanuel takes a fancy to dig into his family's deep, dark past, which name will he research, his family's new surname Emanuel or the "real" one, Auerback?
The home slicer we have is so safe its impossible to cut your self on it. It's got a couple of idiot buttons (my term, buttons you have to press and hold down, and that are purposely spaced so far apart, that there's no way to run it and have you fingers anywhere near the blade).
The only way I could think of is if he was screwing around on the back side of the blade. But I can'even imagine how that would happen.
Oops, Auerbach, that is
This administration will change profanity forever. It's just one big pain in the Holebamma.
Such a mouth on that former ballerina.
Such a mouth on that former ballerina.
My dad lost a finger in a lawnmower accident… but our family says he really lost it because he wagged his finger at my mom all the time.
EdSki, I'm with you. Not sure where Elle works, but in my workplace – as in most, I would add – the gutter language that was apparently epidemic in the Clinton White House, and is also the norm in the Obama White House (funny, wasn't Rahm Emanuel in both???) would get you reprimanded the first time, and out on your butt the second. NEVER appropriate. That said, I am aware that in private discourse sometimes the language gets a bit saltier, but never in a staff meeting or a leadership meeting.
I'm also told that this language would not have been acceptable in the Bush White House. The Bushes had more respect for the office of the Presidency than any Dems in recent memory have shown.
Exactly! You can change your name, but not your history. Emanuel………God with us…..or in the case of the lofty one Rahm…..God's not home.
No, the "C" word is the worst word you can say….ask any woman
I've heard people talking about how much f*ing snow we have here. Okay, if 30 inches is a lot of f*ing snow, then how do you describe what is in Maryland. What word do you use. And the temperature, boy it is f*ing cold. Good grief, it's in the 20's. What verb do you use if it is in the teens, or lower. Face it, it is a useless word that only limited vocabulary under achievers use.
I've heard that too, I've also heard the Bush's got a long much better with the White House Staff and the Secret Service too. I've heard the Bush's really seemed to appreciate that they were there to take care of and protect the President and his family. And it showed in the respect they showed the staff and security.
Now I don't care what anyone's opinion of Bush and his policies are, that is just nice people. I know if some one were tailing me for eight years, willing to take a bullet, I'd be grateful as all get out too.
I also heard it was quite the opposite during the Clinton years. So it would be hard not to be an improvement. Madeline Albright is a noted exception. I saw some program on TV years ago, an interview with a retired top security detail official, and he said Albright was absolutely great with security details, always getting to know and thank each individual personally.
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Using profanity just gives people a reason not to listen to your arguments.
OOOOHHHHH.
**shudders**
Stop scaring me! Halloween is months away!
LOL!
I thought I heard that Hillary told a SS agent to not talk to her after he said "Good morning."
WTH!
I've also heard the nicest things about the Bush family in the White House. One may disagree with his policies, but he was just a nice guy. And funny, too. I don't see Obama having a great sense of humor. Maybe he does, but he doesn't come across. He comes across like a real AH. Snotty, full of himself.
Oh Victoria, she is so cute and so funny! I miss seeing her on television. Rahm IS one scary dude! I remember Obama making a joke about him using the f-word accompanied by "mother". Obama got some chuckles and seemed to think it was cute. I can hear their conversations, especially when referring to Republicans, Conservatives and the unenlightened masses. Rahm is an angry man and uses profanity to express his frustration at his lack of control.
In the defense of big hollywood I will say that I am a liberal who comes here often because while most people will shout you down if you aren't agreeing with them in rabid fashion (just like you find on liberal sites), there are ocassionally people such as yourself who are interested in reasoned debate.
One such example is that since coming to the "big sites" I've revised my opinion on climate change to not be a blind follower but more agnostic to doubtful. As you know thats usually a BIG sticking point for all liberals.
But yes, but when anyone on either side cheapens the conversation they just do a disservice to those they represent.
Agreed. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat people they need things from as opposed to the way they treat people they don't need things from (staff are replaceable).
Why bring Chavez into this???
I thought the "R" word was the worst thing you could say. Ask any Democrat.
Just kiddin'
Sorry, that's a fable (and not a knightly fable). Simply not true.
In late honor of president's day, let's see what our first president had to say:
“The General is sorry to be informed that the foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing, a vice heretofore little known in an American army, is growing into fashion; he hopes the officers will, by example as well as influence, endeavour to check it, and that both they and the men will reflect that we can have little hope of the blessing of Heaven on our arms if we insult it by our impiety and folly; added to this, it is a vice so mean and low, without any temptation, that every man of sense and character detests and despises it.” (Orderly Book, 3 August 1776)
Amen! What more can I say? Despite what Hollywierd says, Big or otherwise, not everyone appreciates or even uses that language. Some of us are offended and feel such language is a sign of what is wrong with today. Please leave such language to a minimum if at all.
No! …….. you dint say that Victoria…. L-O-V-E
When I was a young soldier I was privileged to serve under a Platoon Sergeant (allegedly he spent 10 years in RVN) who stated that resorting to profanity was the sign of a weakmind. The first time I heard him curse the entire company instinctively snapped to attention, all of us knowing that the gates of Hades were about to open. That set him off again, because had issued no such order. I knew him for more than 20 years, and those were the only times I heard him curse. Vaya con Adios, Joe.
I think it's makeup he's wearing. You know, to scare the kids and hide the fact that he's a weasal.
Why not? It fits him!
Bolt cutters, AKA the "master Key".
LOL- hey, give a fellow a spew alert, m'kay?
Like so many Progressive glitterati, Rahm looks like a refugee from a Chester Gould "Dick Tracy" line-up.
"Bagsy"? "Ferret Face"?
He kinda strikes me as a racoon.
Did you know that o bama s name is really No Lie Nobama? Look it up….
Thank you Victoria! Finally someone else who think Rahmbo looks like the devil. I have NEVER seen a picture of him that didn't creep me out. He always looks to me like satan himself.
Rahm Emanuel is just another leftist punk. He will be gone after the mid-term sweep. What we need to do is prosecute his butt for breaking the constitution which he is suppose to defend. The man is a traitor throw his butt in jail for life on alcatraz
He could play the evil CEO in any current Hollywood offering without makeup or wardrobe change. He has an cold institutional air about him, like he doesn't care much which way he hurts you.
Does the F word bother you? Just move to Jersey. You'll get desensitized in no time. In fact, once you start using it, you'll probably forget half the modifiers you know! "Extremely"? "Ridiculously"? "Intolerably"? Why waste brain power remembering all those syllables when one simple gerund will do? "That's f*cking retarded!" Yes, it is.
Since attending my *very* liberal college, I noticed a decline in my language, notably the inclusion of that word on a regular basis. However, my language is always near impeccable when I return home (younger brother that I'm trying to protect). Last visit, my mother, who has no clue how much of a potty mouth I'd developed, mentions how crass it is that women use such language and let men get away with using such language in our presence. Since then 'frick', and 'fudge nuggets' (darn cartoons) have regularly replaced that word. I'm on my way to acting like a real lady again.
A lot of "bad boys" in fiction and real life will still be respectful in front of women and children. He just gets off acting like an a**.
To paraphrase Dennis Miller, "Rahm Emanuel looks like a puppet that was mistakenly washed in hot water."
Big Hollywood should really stop publishing the nonsense that Victoria comes up with. I understand the sentiment – that swearing is bad – but the rest of the article is near incoherent. Besides not coming up with any good reason that saying the "F" word is bad beyond her own belief these people are insecure, the little bit about how saying "fart" leads to one becoming a heroin addict is ridiculous. If it's a joke, it's a poor one. If she's serious, it's even less intelligent than the Roman Polanski defenses (although less damaging in the long run).
This type of article just hurts Big Hollywood and the right in the long run.
First, looking at that pic of Rahm-bo, I envision the spawn of the Alien erupting from between the buttons of his shirt. Secondly, if you look closely at the right hand, the middle (social finger if you would) appears to be folded under. Draw your own conclusions, but I see a reverse greeting of the worse magnitude from the Chief of Staff for POTUS. Thirdly, with the way Victoria spoke to her daughter about intestinal gas, I now realize that like the aforementioned gas, this administration really stinks but the odor shall pass eventually. Just open a window.
Way to go Victoria!
That pic of Rahmbo is freaky…I can't look at it anymore I will have nightmares.
Just to be clear, I was not advocating the use of the F word! Don't be like me! Remember other words! Save the English language!
If that f*cking little punk ever called me a "f*cking retard" I would kick his f*cking ass, knock the f*cking sh*t out of him, and skull f*ck his f*cking eyesocket while the little m*therf*cker screamed like the g*dd*mn b*tch *ss piece of sh*t that he is.
See, you can curse creatively if you really apply yourself.
What can you say, except…Queer looking….
Just found you on here Victoria and read every one of your articles and listened to your song ") All I have to say is, Thank You! Thank You for being so bold and saying what you believe! I feel like I have just made a best friend for life… every thought every word, YOU GET IT!!!!! I'm so inspired ") Thank You, Thank You, Thank You! Please continue writing and I'll continue reposting to Facebook, Twitter and Email. That letter to Glenn Beck? Can I just sign my name to it too? Joy Behar, oh I pray for the poor dear to find some humility….. Has SNL called to have you do the Obama song for them yet? I can only dream…..
Who took the photo of him, and why on earth would he allow it to be publicized? He really is a creepy as he looks. What a disgusting individual.
Which battle?
In that picture, is Rahm wearing…guyliner?
Fuck that shit.
Nah, I'm a woman, and I say the "F" word is still the worst. It's the "mother" of them all, he he.
OK Victoria where did you get that photo of Rahmbo..we now know what the Boogeyman looks like! ARGHH!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"WTH!"… Language…! Watch it, buster!
He has a wife? Seriously though. Doesn't he look like the offspring of the Munsters?
Uh, Rahm doesn't have a heart… or a soul for that matter.
But if you don't curse, you must be repressed! Repression is uncool and uptight. It couldn't possibly mean that you simply respect people, things and actions. You must believe this. You must believe this. You must believe this… Is it a religion? hmmm.
is he jewish? god bless his very apparently little soul…
Depends on what you are using it for. Remember… he is a Chicago politician-type. Perhaps he had it on "extra thick" while he was torturing some poor non-union worker for not giving a thumbs up to be a union shop? He just slipped and got himself instead.
I think he looks like somebody who is quite ill. In many ways.
I think he had just gotten out from seeing the new "Twilight" sequel and forgot to wipe the tears/mascara from his eyes. Either that, or perhaps his parents were the "Munsters".
WTF is "m-kay"?
Sick in the head, you mean?
I think he's trying to do the "Time Warp"
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
With apologies to "Rocky Horror Picture Show" fans.
I find that I can eschew using profanity – the English language can be highly descriptive without it and I can assure you that the person in my gunsights will know exactly what I think of him/her.
I agree, in principle, with Victoria…
However, calling a Leftist an ancephalic imbecile usually just draws blank stares…
You have to write to the audience…and statist moonbats frequently require more off-color language to get the message across…
I get like R. Lee Ermey when I'm really upset…too much military in the 70's…so, I consider myself restrained here most of the time…
You know I could almost tolerate it if any of them were goodlooking, but then I'm very shallow.
When Rham Emmanuel is the sexy one in the room, you've got a pretty ugly room…just sayin'.
Speaking of Time Warp, his expression reminds me of my reaction while in grade school (waaay back when), when we were told we were about to learn how to "square-dance"… We're going to WHAT?!
English has the largest and richest vocabulary of any language. The folks who limit their adjectives to the few simple expletives are either intellectually lazy, not too bright, intentionally provocative (aka bullying), or just uneducated.
And promenahde…and do-si-do!
You really know how to get me to dredge up some painful memories.
I enjoy Victoria's essays and laughed at this one.
Then I read this post, and you are right, DylanG, at least about this particular column.
With my job I refrain from profanity. Even when I'm not on the phone. Unfortunately, some of my coworkers do not realize that people in the background can be heard. :-/
Like that scene from one of the Godfather movies? (The horse head.)
Isn't that Jim Carrey in full Grinch getup?
Right, it comes from his largest ganglion, unfiltered.
Yeah, I kinda think I know who you mean…
Mr Mackie's version of "o-kay". I didn't catch it at first til vivi put it all together for us above.
good catch.
Razzmatazz. That's hilarious. My wife and I were just talking the other night that we don't like that there is such a push for kids to use scientific words for private parts. We are sticking to Hoo-Hoo and Pee-Wee. I also can't stand those "Everybody Poops" kids books. Can some things be limited to discussing in the bathroom? Or has Apatow forever ruined that ?
Ooh, that's graphic. And oh so fitting – it sort of cries out to be included in the 2012 bumper stickers for "the one". A little warp applied to the red white and blue thing…
Agreed.
He's got his ballerina-dude makeup on. "Swan Lake" – at the end he kills the swans and drinks their blood.
Love You Vickie!!!
"F*ck is the worst word that you can say. Instead of saying 'f*ck', just say 'm'kay'!"
Why is it everytime I look at Rahm Emanuel that the lyrics "hold me closer tiny dancer" pop into my head? I think that explains why Obama likes him so much.
Retard.. it takes one to know one
"Though your life is filled with sin,
From drugs and alcohol and sex with women, (m'kay)
But it is when you do to much
that you have become an addict
and must get back in tooooouuuch…
You can do it, it's all up to you mmmmmm'kay
if you want you can change your life tooodaaaaay
you don't have to spend you life addicted to smack,
homeless on the streets giving H-jobs for crack,
follow these rules and pretty soon you will say….
it's easy, mmmmmmm'kaaaaayyyy…..
Mr mackie rocks..
Yes, the original family name was Auerbach and it was changed in the 1930's to honor Rahm's uncle Emanuel – who died in battle. Thanks for leaving that out.
This does remind me of something I heard about Nixon during the Watergate crisis. I can't remember what it was that the NYT printed (I don't think it was the Pentagon Papers), but it was the salty language that was the most offensive to readers. They even blanked it out. How the times have changed even from the early 70s when it comes to public decorum.
Wrong, dude
For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge. Then into the stocks you go.
victoria,victoria… the 'F-word', as you so cutely refer to it, is the most amazingly useful word we have. it's a noun, a verb, an adjective, an expletive, an expression of exasperation, an exultation of joy, and a wildly pleasurable pastime..just to name a few uses. what disturbs me about this discussion is how many adults are still parrotting that tired line that the nun or schoolmarm told them, "it's the sign of a lazy mind/vocabulary" when, in fact, its creative use is evidence of an artistically inclined, yet down-to-earth, individual. farting, on the other hand, is completely disgusting and should never be done or talked about.
Be glad he´s not wearing his tutu.
You know how you can tell the Yakuza at the beach? They are the ones always swimming in circles.
That's one ugly SOB. God makes them ugly like that for a reason – makes the evil easier to spot. Go with your gut instincts.
Ed's Bar and Grill in Battle Creek.
In our family, we say "Fluff" as in "Excuse my fluff."
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVED this article! I tell my kids to be trendsetters, too! As Christians, we are ALREADY differnt than the world!
Victoria, wirte more, please! I love the way you think!!
And I lol'd several times! 
Just to let you know, if you want the quick-key illustration of "Holebama", you can simply type in " )O( "
I still say "the Munsters".
I agree with you completely. I kept waiting for someone to be outraged by the "f" word…no one seemed to be.
I've seen that look before – it was in "Ghostbusters II" He has Carpathian kitten loss. He misses his kitty!
I see.
It floors me that you Republicans chastise the left for having names such as Matt Damon, Sean Penn, and George Clooney attached to it, but yet here's Victoria Jackson, blogging it up here on Big Hollywood. Holy hypocrisy Batman!
My neighbor can't wait for the snow to melt, so he can pick-up all the dog barack in his yard.
F*ck him.
So the ballerino is really a German? Auerbach? Who wudda thunk? That means his brother, the population control doctor is also a German. Hmm hmm hmm. Things make much more sense now, as does the idea of a Socialist Nationalist group. Is this all part of that fundamental transformation of America? Margaret Sanger pregressives in power?
What's on the outside of Rham (his appearance) isn't half so scary as what's inside his head.
" “Emmanuel” means “God with us” and that is not his real name."
My guess? He changed it to Emmanuel when he got involved with Obama. After all, most Obama-lovers think he is God. Sickening…….
What were they hiding?
RAM UR BACK the tutu dancer -mmh explains a-lot!
You forgot to put bank robbery into that chain of descent. : ) Thanks for being you!
He was killed by Arabs in Jerusalem in 1933.
Not the head, but maybe the other end.
Looks like the insane doctor played by Raymond Massey in ARSENIC AND OLD LACE.
http://www.silverscreenings.net/screens/arsenic/i...
http://www.northernstars.ca/NSCollection/massey_a...
He really DOES look like the devil, doesn't he? Crreeeeppy indeed!
Oooh! Renee from "24" could help us out and cut off another one (perhaps the middle ones). Remember two weeks ago when Renee went all "Jack Bauer" on that guy's finger? YEOWCH!
Great post! I love being countercultural. My boys think I'm nuts, but I hope they are the same with their kids someday.
I like saying "fudge".
"…However, calling a Leftist an ancephalic imbecile usually just draws blank stares… "
Erm… do you mean "anencephalic"?
I shouldn't say this but…. Is that why there were blank stares? (I'm kidding of course! I'm one of the worst spellers in history.)
"He is Rahm! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!"
Our political leaders need prayer just like we do in our lives. Expecting someone who isn't saved to not use "any unwholesome word…" is like telling a cat not to mow. The real shame is when Christians start going along with it or condoning it.
My spellcheck misses most medical based words…
But yes, you're correct…not that any troll notices…
The "F" word above Rahm's head is priceless.
It's what I always think when I see his picture.
Because he said it in conjunction with "democrats"…
Ms Victoria … You are just Soooo FUNNY!!!! And so right!!! I do believe that the F word came from Scotland Yard in the early 1800's – it was used when arresting harlots – they abbreviated "F-or U-se of C-arnal K-nowledge". Also, a good alternative for F-a-r-t is "Pop" or Popped. As for Rahm – I think he is too stupid to be the devil himself – he's just a common demon up to demonic harassment. It's all spiritual warfare. Have you read the 'FrankPeretti ' book "This Present Darkness" – it's pretty right on. We are clearly in a battle of Good and Evil. One more thing I told my son … "Why are you trying to fit in when you were born to stand out!" Got that from Joseph Prince. Thanks for letting me share and Stay Blessed …Love You, Trish Nelson
http://www.BobNelson.com
Tell me how do you not fart?
No one is suggesting nor assuming that such words can never be used, nor that only people on the left use them, but this site is mixed company. And most movies and TV shows are mixed company. And most magazines, newspapers, restaurants, stores, ballparks, trains, and bus stops, too. People on the left — or who selfishly reason as does the left — make the opposite rude, uncivilized, selfish assumption: "Who has never heard that word?" "You never use that word?" "What kid has never heard that word?"
That's not the point. "Who has never cut a 'putt-putt'? Who has never smelled a 'putt-putt'? Who has never smelled a 'putt-putt'?" Caught a whiff of the message there, Scott? (It stinks, Mr. Nolte!)
No one is suggesting nor assuming that such words can never be used, nor that only people on the left use them, but this site is mixed company. And most movies and TV shows are mixed company. And most magazines, newspapers, restaurants, stores, ballparks, trains, and bus stops, too. People on the left — or any who selfishly reason as does the left — make the opposite rude, uncivilized, selfish assumption: "Who has never heard that word?" "You never use that word?" "What kid has never heard that word?"
That's not the point. "Who has never heard a 'putt-putt'?" "Who has never cut a 'putt-putt'?" "Who has never smelled a 'putt-putt'?"
I hope you're catching a whiff of our message, Mr. Nolte.
So I suppose only normal people can share their opinions. If a celebrity does then it's some political agenda.
Jews allow swearing
heh
"God made the human body and it is a masterpiece."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CRAWL BACK IN
10-4, thanks for the info.
Yes, of course that, but physically ill as well. He's not that old but he has dark circles around his eyes, gray hair and wrinkles. Something else is going on.
I suppose the f-word is more acceptable when it comes out of the mouth of Dick Cheney on the Senate floor.
"Putt-putt" is baby talk. It sounds like what you do on a miniature golf course. What's wrong with the phrase "to pass gas"?
Looking like Michael Corleone after a three month bender——Amazingly, the origins and purpose of all this chaos are predicted and accounted for in the prophetic, political Thriller book, BLACK ROAD 2012, which I bought on amazon, and was a real goose-bumpy, totally absorbing ride: http://tinyurl.com/amazon-BLACK-ROAD-2012
You seem ignorant to me. His father changed the family name from Auerbach to Emmanuel in the '30s, while serving in the Israeli pre-state militia, protecting Jewish pioneers and refugees. He didn't want to have a German last name (you may have heard that there was some unpleasantness in Germany at that time), and he wanted to honor his brother, Emmanuel, who had been killed. How does that make Emmanuel not his last name, when he was born 20 years after this?
That is not esoteric or secret information, by the way. I found it out after about 30 seconds on google.
you retards are fucking crazy
Victoria shows a disturbing lack of understanding in this post about several things:
*the purpose profanity serves in language and society
*Illegal substances in the United States and how and why they are abused
*Peer pressure's VERY positive and NEEDED role in child social development
*the VERY REAL dangers of lying to/blatantly misinforming a child.
Oh, and Rahm Emanuel? That's his name, sweetheart. He was born with it. Do not blame the man for his elder's change of their name. And by the way? His family is Jewish.
So let's look at these.
*the purpose profanity serves in language and society.
This subject is really only best explained with a 30-page dissertation. I will try for brevity: In any language there are words deemed "inappropriate" for their abilities to elicit strong reactions and emotions in others. Note that what the words themselves are don't matter; it's the /reaction/ that's important, because that is what causes these words to be treated as semi-taboo.
There are some situations where nothing except an f-bomb (or similar) will convey the appropriate reaction one experiences in a reasonable amount of time.
An example:
"Hi, honey."
"Hey sweetie. How are you?"
"Not so good. Someone I knew killed themselves in front of me today."
"… Oh. F-."
(I have had this conversation before. It is never pleasant.)
The F-bomb can be overused, but it most definitely has a purpose. Victoria may be squeamish about such language, but that is no reason to lie about what using profane language will do to someone.
Which leads me to:
*Illegal substances in the United States and how and why they are abused.
Knowingly lying to a child is something that whips me into a white-hot rage. All the more so because Victoria clearly has absolutely no concept of how different substances (legal or otherwise) affect the body, which are addictive, and which are relatively safe (ie, non-lethal) and how one goes about using them on a regular basis.
To say even with heavy hyperbole that profanity might somehow cause drug use shows a profound lack of understanding of how peer pressure works- Or how frequently and why drug users indulge. This sort of "slippery slope" logical fallacy shows shoddy reasoning and a severe lack of BASIC REASONING SKILLS.
Speaking of peer pressure:
*Peer pressure's VERY positive and NEEDED role in child social development.
An eight-year-old is not an adult. She does not look, act, OR THINK like one. THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Why? Because a child is always learning about the world around her. She is developing the ability to interact naturally and easily with her peers and gaining the skills to be a successful, functioning member of society. How is she learning these things, you ask?
THROUGH PEER PRESSRE!
That's right. All her little friends do something, so she wants to do it too? That's hardwired. It's part of the brain's developing gauge of what is socially acceptable.
The question "why do you have to be like everyone else" shows thatVictoria misses this entirely. She simply does not understand that her child, at this age, /needs/ to fit in. Her emotions and drive force her towards it as part of successful development. Telling her to "go her own way" instead of perhaps merely informing her peers that she cannot repeat certain words is doing nothing but hurting her self-esteem and ability to associate with other kids.
And no, Following the crowd will not make her turn out like her "edgy" friend who talks about sex. You know why? Because her "edgy" friend isn't that age group's societal norm.
And lastly:
*the VERY REAL dangers of lying to/blatantly misinforming a child.
I understand that Victoria mostly has no idea what she's talking about here and is just going off of rumor, hearsay, and "conservative" values that amount to little more than knee-jerk fear reactions to body functions, certain vocabulary, and sex. That does not let her off of the hook from lying to her daughter. How is this kid going to feel when she actually looks at facts and evidence in real life and finds many of the things her mother told her were wrong, or misrepresented, or sugar-coated distortions of the truth bent to suit her mother's narrow-view parenting needs?
Well, that's called the teen years. And once she realizes Victoria's been lying to her, she'll probably never fully trust her on this stuff again.
f–k you.
I don’t think the "f-word" as you call it is bad at all. It's just a word. It's true that if someone is speaking derogatorily about a subject that deserves reverence (like using f— instead of sex or lovemaking) then that language can generally be considered offensive. The key here is context. A word can’t be sinful by itself. What it refers to has to be bad somehow for it to be bad. In Rahm’s case, all the "f-word" did was add emphasis. There was nothing vulgar mentioned. Your statement seems to be that the word should never be used because the combination of these four specific letters must always be bad. Why? Defend the position.
It’s interesting to me that you also didn’t care about the use of the word retard. So a word that is only used in modern culture to insult someone is okay, but a word that can serve as nothing more than an adverb must always be bad?
You also imply that the use of four-letter words indicates a lack of intelligence. Rahm Emanuel has a Master’s Degree from Northwestern University. Do you have a Masters degree? How intelligent would you consider yourself by comparison?
Finally, you spend an inordinate amount of time comparing him to the devil. Why is it that everyone you disagree with must be somehow related to the devil, Armageddon, the antichrist, or some other evil mythological figure? Are you so incapable of seeing past your own narrow worldview that everyone not like you has to be evil?
You are an effing retard (is that better)?
"breaking the constitution" ??? Alcatraz???
Ugh.
The constitution is not chiseled on stone tablets. Alcatraz has been a tourist attraction for over 40 years.
I know this whole article was about self-censorship and not saying profane language, but you have got to admit, there are certain situations where calling someone 'dumb' or 'uninformed' is just not enough.
Jack Marino, in a mere 4 sentences, you have proven that you deserve to be called a dumbass. I am sure Ms Jackson would even call you a "dum-dum" or a "poo-brain"
Dick Cheney says go F..k yourself.
Seriously?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twegJ8Kezao
this video is GW flicking of a camera, calling it a "1 finger victory salute"
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/bushcuss.asp
this is a snopes article describing how Bush called a reporter a "major league asshole" in 2004.
Letting your political affiliation cloud your vision? Everybody uses profanity. Step down from your soap box, sir.
Emanuel was the name of Rahm's uncle, who was killed while fighting the Arabs in Israel.
Mr freiz, Vicki would call me a poo poo head. However I live in a world of dumbasses and you are at the top of the food chain
Fuck comes from the German Ficken, which means "to fuck". Good old Saxon word, bastion of the English language and I'll be fucking damned if morons are going to try and take it away. Besides, 130 or so years ago, Victorians were flipping over "humbug", didn't see the planet collapse from all the people saying that.
However, there is a corollary to that: when someone says f*ck I don't automatically think "This person is an idiot," either.
IT'S JUST A WORD. The only power it has is the power you allow it to have.
Way to shoot for the Godwin, there.
You're seriously insinuating a similarity between Obama and Hitler? SERIOUSLY? Geez, and you folks think swearing makes you sound stupid…
Who stole the talented, wonderful, funny Victoria Jackson and replaced her with this fuckin' retard?
"I'm also told that this language would not have been acceptable in the Bush White House."
Would that be the same White House where Dick Cheney said "go *#&$ yourself" to Pat Leahy? Oh, wait. That was in the Senate during official debate time in front of every sitting senator and all of the guests in attendance, some of whom must have been women, children, and Christians. Well, as long as it wasn't in the Bush White House. That makes it okay.
Victoria, you are, without a doubt, absolutely f'ing retarded.
No between rat-faced Goebbels and rat-faced Emanuel. The rest oddly just falls into place on it's own but I'm not worried nor should you be. This clown won't ever get that far. As for being stupid tell that to the millions who thought like you. They'd love to tell you themselves but they're still a little too busy decomposing.
SO this is what Jesus taught you. Keep your mouth pure, but then use it to make fun of people who disagree with you. Not for those things that you think they are doing wrong, but because they are short, or ugly, or lost part of a finger in a childhood accident. Or maybe because they had an unflattering picture taken of them. That's really Christian! You certainly glorify God by that behavior. Nice to know that your kids won't say "fart," but they probably will tease the fat kid in their class for being ugly. As long as the kid is a liberal.
Hypocrite.
Victoria Jackson is, was and always will be a f ing retard and this so called article proves it.
You and the wife are f ing retards.
Wow… Your an idiot…
I work in a deli. You may order your meat thinly sliced, but your preferences don't reflect those of everyone. I've had customers request slices of meat thicker than two knuckles before. That said, I can think of a dozen ways you could lose half a finger on one that don't involve cutting meat for a customer. Real slicers are power tools designed to cut meat, a substance which humans are made of. They don't have idiot buttons, and it's possible for some jerk to leave one running, for the new guy to cut without a guard, or to be improperly trained and clean a machine while it's running.
That's an urban legend. The word "fuck" is Germanic in origin and appears in poetry from the 16th century. And if you're discussing the word, you may as well just say the word. When someone attempts to be polite and says "the eff-word" instead of "fuck" the listener processes that and thinks "oh, he must mean fuck." You're making somebody think the word anyway, you may as well just come out and say it.
However, there is a corollary to that: when someone says f*ck I don't automatically think "This person is an idiot," either.
IT'S JUST A WORD. The only power it has is the power you allow it to have.
Retarded as always, Victoria. No comedy shows hiring you to kill them I take it.
Prior to the 1960s blacks also didn't have civil rights. Man, those were the days!
At the top of the food chain is where i like to be. For, in the world of the blind, the man with one eye is king, I suppose that in a world of dumbasses, the one at the top of the food chain is king as well.
Now, for a personal insult…you moron. haha.
Do you also "eat pieces of shit like me for breakfast"?
Victoria, you are a loon. Really. I don't care if this article was meant as satire or to be taken facetiously. It's ridiculous and you should know better. You're a grown woman. You think that spelling out the words makes the intent different? You think that calling a "fart" a "poot poot" changes anything about the intent of the word? Would it be okay if I said, "screw you" instead of "f-you"? How about "plow you"? Nothing wrong with those words, right?
Plow you, Victoria.
I see I got your goat pretty good this fine Sunday morning
So it's bad to curse, but OK to make fun of people you disagree with because they are short or ugly or lost a finger or enjoy dancing? I think the priorities here are a little messed up. OK, I think they are a lot messed up.
Victoria, you are a loon. Really. I don't care if this article was meant as satire or to be taken facetiously. It's ridiculous and you should know better. You're a grown woman. You think that spelling out the words makes the intent different? You think that calling a "fart" a "poot poot" changes anything about the intent of the word? Would it be okay if I said, "screw you" instead of "f-you"? How about "plow you"? Nothing wrong with those words, right?
They were trying to honor Rahm's uncle Emmanuel who had been killed, and also wanted a Hebrew, rather than a German name. Many Jews did this. The name change was made in the 1930s, and you may have heard that there was some unpleasantness on the part of the Germans at that time.
A slight amount of research would have shown you that his father changed it in the 1930s, 20 years before Rahm was born, to honor his brother Emmanuel (Rahm's uncle) who was killed defending Zionist settlers in pre-state Israel.
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Which word someone chooses to convey their thoughts and emotions aren't NEAR as important as the actual tone and intent of what they say. If someone jokingly tells me to F my mother, vs someone stone cold staring me in the eyes and telling me they hope I get hit by a truck, guess which one I'm going to take more offense from? Duh. F my mother???? That's just beyond rediculous, to the point of lunacy. It's so outside of the realm of possibility that it's even comical. who CARES that they used the F word? It's just a WORD, people. You people really do scare the sh|t out of me.
And anyone saying "vocabulary sense" doesn't have any syntactical sense. Or real teeth.
By the way, this woman is actually a democrat troll. I'm not sure what kind of fringe world you folks live in where the following doesn't immediately tell you that she's a parody.
"I finally said, “Honey, if you start with the bad words, like F-A-R-T, it leads to F-U-C-K and that leads to cigarettes, and that leads to alcohol, and that leads to pot, then coke, and then heroin.”
He looks like he's looking for newspaper to wrap fish
This is has got to be the most fucking retarded thing I've ever read.
Umm… Sarah Palin is the one that "flipped out" over the deal. Last I checked, she didn't quite qualify for "lib" status. But don't let the facts get in your way…
Woooooooow. Victoria Jackson just gets nuttier by the day, doesn't she?
Victoria Jackson. (I’m shaking my head slowly).
It’s not her real name you know. “Jackson” means “Son of Jack” and she's not a son.
And her dad's name isn't "Jack." It’s "James."
Look it up.
Victoria Jackson. (I’m shaking my head slowly).
It’s not her real name you know. “Jackson” means “Son of Jack” and she's not a son.
And her dad's name isn't "Jack." It’s "James."
Look it up.
Simple minded people afraid of words….
"A God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell — mouths mercy, and invented hell — mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!"
Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger
Correct me if I'm wrong, Victoria…but haven't you appeared in movies featuring the F Word or containing similar material (like Casual Sex and Couch Trip)? Isn't your appearance in said films an endorsement of that kind of language?
I guess you must also hate GW Bush cause he uses all manner of profanity.
"I never heard the word until I was about 23 and entering show business."
That seems highly unlikely.
Yeah- the Devil is pretty close. I also think he looks like Joseph Goebbels. Rahm and Goebbels have the same job, so maybe it's an occupational hazard. He appears to relish the way he looks, and I'm sure the more creepy and intimidating he comes across, the more he likes it, and the more his boss(es) likes it.
Wow! I should have read further along- exactamente, All American… well said.
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