A Communist Is Living in the White House (A Ukulele Composition in the Key of C)
by Victoria Jackson
It seems these days
I’m in a haze,
And I can’t concentrate on things,
Don’t eat or sleep,
Feel incomplete,
And kinda scared and creepy.
I look over my shoulder lots
And shudder when I watch TV.
I bite my nails and cuticles
And watch my words very carefully.
I bite my lip a lot
And fidget with the buttons on my blouse.
Why?
…BECAUSE THERE’S A COMMUNIST LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!
I’m jittery, my teeth I grate
I twitch, I shake, I ruminate
Lately I’m perplexed and pinched
In pain, I pout and ponder.
Why aren’t people shocked or something,
Why aren’t people up in arms?
Does anyone read history?
Or see red flags, or hear alarms?
The streets are filled with deaf and dumb
As I squeal like a mouse,
“THERE”S A COMMUNIST LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!”
My husband really misses me.
My parents think I’ve gone crazy.
Only Glenn Beck understands me,
And, of course, Sean Hannity.
But, it seems, besides us three,
And the nice people who drink the Tea,
There’s no one else who can see
THE COMMUNIST LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!
Maybe I have lost my mind,
Or have been drugged by some narcotic.
Maybe I’m watching a movie called 1984
Or maybe I am just psychotic.
If I’m in a dream, fast asleep
I guess I will just try to keep
My eyes shut ’til this goes away
And I awake to a happier day
When my ukulele does not play
This dire song of distress and dismay
Called…THERE’S A COMMUNIST LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!
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fantastic!
How did this happen? American's voted this guy in, Right? Which ones? I don't understand.
We're going to need the chords if we're going to play along!
Can there be saxophone accompaniment?
Long time, no hear, Victoria! Record this on video so we can sing along!
I tell my "moderate" friends and coworkers (I am fortunate to still be employed) "I told you so".
Go girl go!
You Rock!
I don't know anyone who ADMITS they voted for him!
Get someone to record it Victoria !
There are millions, including me, who see this. What can we do? Washington, D.C., is racing to be out of Constitutional control.
Not for long. Saxophones run on carbon dioxide. With new EPA regulations in effect, all brass bands will be required to convert to greener, solar-powered instruments.
When does this come out on CD?
Neither do I. And the way I feel lately, it's not a good idea to volunteer than information.
Especially if I've been drinking.
It's hard to read my Avatar, not only is it the "Gadsden" flag but it is also self embolden with the words "Guns, Gold, Beans and Bullets" Get ready just in case.
Good advice, thanks. I agree.
Would be nice, though, if Congress would wise up before it enables the complete takeover of this country.
you're all morons
Great-yet again Victoria:)
Do not dispair for being alone…you are in fine company.
Even in Cali they are catching on with the tone….rallies being attended by many!
They call us crazies, racists, bigot, and hicks….Every name in the book.
Just because we don't fall for their tricks….We're Not Kooks!
But sweetie have cheer…..don't give them no mind.
'Tis the Season of Joy….And the Lord is So Kind!
He knew we can't help it….be self destructive.
So He sent us His Son….So all who believes will Live!
(I know the last part doesn't rhyme-but true none the less. Do know that I did try my best!)
Merry Christmas:)
Ridiculous…
HAAAAAAAA!!!!!! That is funny, Victoria! And I can't wait to hear you sing it live…perhaps at a gather of Friends…?
Key of C, eh? Well, let know if you need an harmonica accompaniment…I'll bring my F harp.
ARGH! I can't sleep either! I can't believe what a mess this guy has made in so few months!
We missed you Victoria! I know it seems no one else gets it but fear not we do. Keep praying honey we will get through this together. It may not be easy but we are tough and we have the best and the brightest on our side. Remember what goes around comes around. Merry Christmas and enjoy your family, it truly is what counts.
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Takes one to know one, buddy.
said one turkey to another on the way to the Butterball factory.
There really is no other explanation. We've got Wall Street scions in major positions of power in the administration, and they're talking about communists in the White House. These fools wouldn't recognize Marx or Lenin or Che Guevaria if they met them on the street are such obvious fools, they'd probably end up voting for them by mistake.
If I didn't know Victoria Jackson was serious, I'd say it was satire. Amazing the #@#$#@ that people believe.
Have fun with it Victoria, or you’ll go insane. Starting in 2010, we’ll begin to block this leftist lunacy.
Exactly Victoria.You are not alone.Sometimes I don't think I can take one more day of this commie and all his crazy talk.I am beginning to see his mindset as a true mental illness.This whole bunch seem not quite all there.I hope we
can survive his grand overhaul of our country.I think about taking it to the street and don't even know how to take it anywhere that might make a difference.I am too old for all this crap.I swear everyone tries to avoid me because I just can't shut up about what is happening to us.Maybe a bull horn,or not.I don't know how to play the ukulele but
Not all of us. Some people here are WORSE than morons. You can tell them by the way their sentences begin with lower case letters and end without any punctuation. It's as if their brain belches, and the free-floating stench that spews forth is what winds up in their post.
I'll let you know if I see one of these individuals.
Far better than Al Gore's poetry!
Adolf Hitler was voted in as well, wasn't he?
I guess if you can't provide an intelligent defense name calling is the next best thing, right Mason?
Not bringing your O-boe?
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I think you have a hit!!!!1!!!!, enjoyed my rendition, guitar played ukulele style!!!!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR/THE AUDIO VERSION (S) TO COME OUT!!!!!!!!!
This sounds like a joke, but it really happened.
I know a person who lived in Soviet Russia, who asked me about the names that political parties gave themselves. After explaining all the terms, He asked me, "Why do they call themselves 'liberal' and 'progressive' when they are so old fashioned? They are twenty years behind the times."
True story.
LOL!!! You are such a moron!
Your such a douche!! I know you and Obamama think you are some kind of GOD but realy you are just a little boy with a Napolean Complex!!!
Really too!
Yo Jelly Bean Mason! Scrue U. The Obamunist is a Communitarian too!
slow day at HuffPo? Enjoying watching you ~Messiah~ twirl down the toilet?
Which ones? I don't understand.
All the ones that wanted some of your money.
Give him credit. He spelled "morons" correctly and he used "you're" properly.
I know the feeling: Every day it's something with this Marxist in the WHite House. I wake up thinking what is this villain going to hit me with today — and how many hours am I going to spend calling my congressman, and writing letters.
One day, the fight will be won — what a glorious day it will be.
Very good, very good! We are all expressing how we feel in this time of "a communist in the whitehouse", some paint, some jog and some even come to Big Hollywood and read great comments and know that we are all in this together and we are Americans that have done the fights before. Yes this is a fight, but we fight a good fight, for America and our Freedom! Thank you Victoria, stand strong I'm praying for you and America!
Your not alone Darling.
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Lots and lots of Americans for Hope and Change, remember? What does that mean? Who cares, it sounds groovy. Plus, Oprah liked him, that was good enough for lots more. An uninterested electorate plus a large portion of ignorant electorate plus a solid base of energized leftist electorate and this is what we get. We have been asking for this for quite some time, too many of us have been asleep at the switch, and now things are bleak. We have allowed the criminals to run things in congress for years and we had better wake up fast or we are up a creek.
Video please!
Victoria,
Are you drunk? Or just stupid? Do you even know what a communist is? I didn't think so.
Why would you think Americans would know history when Obama doesn’t know it?
The fact that Obama doesn’t know what the job of president is should keep you up at night. This country is at war and it has no leader. The fact that we have young men and woman willing to go and dye so that others maybe free says a great deal about the thinking of the future leaders of this country. If we could get him to do his job and understand this is the greatest nation we might just make it. LOL sorry I made a funny because we know it will never happen. So let us focus on getting him out in 2012…
Rock on with your outstanding work and remember you are not alone (the election results prove that).
When I was a kid way back in the early 60's it seemed our biggest fear was the communists in the Kremlin … now my biggest fear are the communists in the White House.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! GO TO THIS LINK AND SIGN THE PETITION TO IMPEACH OBAMA. ONLY TEN THOUSANDS MORE SIGNATURES ARE NEEDED TO GET THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS STARTED
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they should be calling themselves STOOOOOpid because they didn't learn the lessons of history. Oh that's right, we don't teach much history anymore in schooooool
I view it as a test of faith. We have been complacent and PC for too long. We are the stronger group here, we just need to keep faith we can get back to the way things should be…for the good of all, even the leftiest liberals, whether they like to admit it or not.
Step One. Remove the word Hate from your vocabulary. Don't use it to describe anything. Very liberating, as it makes you think about yourself. After awhile, you won't even remember what that emotion feels like. Hate just drags you down and wastes your time.
Excellent post Victoria! You've just spoken what millions are thinking
Although I think the instrumentation is better described not as a Ukulele but a skin flute and we're all the tone holes
Congress rise up???!!! The foxes are IN the hen house. I think all we can do now is pray.
Wasn't that an utter piece of crap?
Thank you Victoria! Awesome as usual!
Click your heels and say there's no place like our REAL Home————OUR REEEEEEEAL HOME ! ! ! !
"Ridiculous…"
I know. I can't believe he got elected President either.
The truth hurts………………
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To whomever may read this message–This is the very thing that Mr. Obama & the NDC-Want–They want to change this USA-To a Puppet run state–The Ndc-Is just One of the puppetiers–Along with The Us Federal Reserve Banks!!But This can be Halted By the Citizens of the USA–We have Unghangeable rights against Communists-under the the Constitution–To change all under it -We have to vote for any changes!!We now know what these Radicle People will try & do–We have to halt this happenings!!=We can revolt–And we will!!Good by Mr Obama!!
Beats the Al Gore "poem" by a country mile. Now you need to do a recording session and post it as a MP3.
Thanks – I'll check it out.
No, the correct term for me is knuckledragger. Get it right AssHat.
I think Douglass Adams' Vogons could spout better poetry than Algore.
I think's it's obvious that you have no clue; when one is staring you right in the face from the office you elected him to.
That I do. And I think it makes a difference — lots of deceit being exposed lately.
"So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause."
~ Padme Amidalla, Star Wars III.
Victoria, I have friends who are natives of Poland and Russia from back in the days of the Warsaw Pact.
They both have incredible jobs (engineer and CPA) and both are fantastic, patriotic people.
And they are planning to leave, because the USA is turning into what they hated and left.
THIS PISSES ME OFF TO THE POINT I AM READY TO GO TO WAR.
This man is "dangerous" he has advisors that don't know a thing about running a country.He has no plan, when he gets up on the morning he decides today we will do this, that is his plan,
In my opinion we should not take any prisoners that would solve all th problems of housing them and would protect or army from facing "bullshit charges" sorry for the cuss word but doesn't anyone know we are at war?.
I have never heard of a war criminal being given a trial by civilians, redicilous, our policy from now own "no prisioners"
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In one sense, it's good that there are places like Big Hollywood for the crazy people to congregate. It keeps them off the streets, away from normal people. Problem is, when they all isolate themselves in echo chambers like Big Hollywood, there's no one left to tell them how nutty they look. They egg each other on to new heights of insanity, and the crazy escalates.
Look at 'em. President Obama is barely distinguishable from their DearLeader and Messiah George W. Bush, but they're shrieking that President Obama is a communist. They're not quite right in the head. Time to stage the intervention, as some of them are worth saving.
For some reason I'm imagining Victoria doing a little tap-dance as she sings this song…
Basically he lied. Remember, in the final weeks of the election he tried to run to the right of McCain on many issues, played the sensible coolheaded guy who looks objectively at the issues on the table, who would find Bin Laden and not raise taxes … and people wanted to believe it. Wanted to believe that the first black President was going to be a real leader, someone to look up to. At the same time the left knew he was one of their own.
koo koo…..you're a koo koo vicky
I feel the same way!
So, things were NOT in the sh#+hole before January 2010, but a few months later, wow, what a mess. You either are ignorant, in denial or gullible. Where were **you** for EIGHT YEARS while the US Treasury was being drained by the friends of GB and DC and their "no-bid" cash contracts? Sleeping? Incognito? Under medication? The "C- frat-boy oil man daddy-was-president " lies, cheats and steals and, sure that's okay as long as he cuts taxes on millionaires and claims to be a "church-goin' man." You and your people can't be reasoned with because reason is not a skill that you are used to using, preferring putting your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalalalalalal." Look, no president can either fix or screw up the country in a matter of months. It took Bush eight painful years to do his damage. I was there. In a couple of years I may agree with something that you say about Obama, though I doubt it. Because what you are spouting is alarmist, inaccurate and wrong. Like most of what I hear these days coming from Republican lips, you, sir, are a liar and loony. Enjoy your delusion.
Man, you're sick. You flipped out like this over a simple comment posted 9 weeks ago like that? You're also really WRONG, DUDE. And nobody said Bush didn't make stupid mistakes. This guy is unbelievably stupid, pushing his Marxist friends (a FACT, DUDE) and his hugely irresponsible fiscal mistakes off onto the next generation.
You been drinkin' the kool-aid, not me. DID YOU HEAR ME? You are the CONFORMIST, the FIREMAN, the ROBOT.
i don't think you will be able to block it. there are more americans on the gov teat than off and they want what is yours.
I have entered this very same comment on many sites–that post almost anyones comments–Many just ignore this truth-It is because Most americans can not cope with the honest to God truth–We have been living under lie-lies& more lies for years now–But This Barry Soetor–is the biggest LIE_ever–How did he get into the White house??=There is the the Thing called The NDC–The crooked Federal Reserve Bank-& The collage system across the USA–All 3 items -here Where Paid by the NDC-to get Barry voted into the now_BLACK HOUSE==sorry but what else can it be called!!Plus many commie backed groups across the Usa==This is exactlly these people are waiting for–The complete decaying of the American dreams–And it is happening -NOW!!There is One Remedy-&Only One–What do you do when there is a snake in your way–You cut off it's Head!!=If it does not die rigrt away–you Burn it up!!=Or just smah it completly–Destroy it complety!!Do it one way or the other!!
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