A LOVE LETTER (To Glenn Beck)
by Victoria JacksonI think of you often.
I’m getting my fake fingernails put on and I’m thinking of you. I have a pitch meeting at Pie Town tomorrow and I chewed all my real fingernails off last night watching Anita Dunn express her admiration for Mao Tse Tung. Thank you for exposing yet another enemy of our freedom. You are so passionate and curious and smart and real. Sigh. I look at my Vietnamese manicurist and pedicurist and smile. I ask them their names. Katie. Kathy. Hmm. I glance around the nail salon. The decor is Greek columns with 1920’s lamps in between. There is a 1970’s Disco Bar in the middle of the room with a 1930’s Art Deco Chandelier in the center. There is a Faux Greek Mural and then Post Modern New Age Sterile Minimalist Lights sprinkled in between. It’s “Psychedelic International.” Just like the New America. I ask Katie and Kathy what their real names are. They look at me suspiciously. Hang and Gnoc. Okay.
The woman next to me is speaking Armenian into her cell phone. I can’t really discuss politics with Katie and Kathy, language barrier, so I glance at the TIME magazine next to my arm. Some liberal, Joe Klein is trying to tell the truth about ObamaCare, but not quite pulling it off. Then, he attacks my Rush and my Beck and my heart speeds up. My cheeks turn red. He writes, “…it is also possible that the Limbaugh and Glenn Beck – inspired poison will spread from right-wing nutters to moderates and independents…” Poison? Poison?
Truth… is Poison to the guilty. It stings.
Glenn Beck, I must confess I love the other Truth Tellers too; Breitbart, Giles, O’Keefe, Hannity, Ziegler, Rush, Rove, Crowley, Ingraham, Hewitt, Huckabee, Jindal, Miller, Palin, Prager, Pawlenty, Weaver, Gingrich, Keyes, and of course, Jesus, the Ultimate Truth. (John 14:6)
But I must especially thank you Glenn Beck for your blackboard. I love your blackboard! And your thorough research. Your facts. Your diagrams. Your teaching. Finally, someone is clearly explaining to us, the taxpayers, exactly what is happening inside that mysterious, gigantic, corrupt political system we have. We, the working middle class, have always been afraid of the machine, and I think the politicians/criminals wanted it that way. With their pompous, pious faces and sneaky hands, they have been stealing and lying. We were too busy raising children, working and going to church to have time to research them. Now, finally, one man has done it. Cracked the Code. Exposed the Fraud. Shone the Light on the Basement Rats! Now, the rats are all scurrying around, all nervous. They are calling The Man With The Flashlight names. Mean names. Squeak! Squeak!
Glenn Beck, thank you for answering my questions. One day I was wondering who those “czars” were who had slipped into the White House, under the radar…I flipped your show on, and you told me! It’s like you read my mind! One day I was wondering what real doctors think of ObamaCare, not the fake doctors Obama rigged for his photo shoot, but real ones. I popped on your show, and there you all were…debating, having a real discussion, like grown ups. Obama’s speeches are all fake and they say nothing. Cotton candy for stupid people. But, you Glenn Beck, you are a thinker. Like me. You are unbiased. Like me. You are simply seeking Truth, just like me.
If one day, Glenn Beck, you become embroiled in a scandal, and you turn out to be imperfect as all heroes put up on pedestals turn out to be, I will forgive you and forever be grateful for one thing…the elegant way you introduced the Green Jobs Czar, Mr. Van Jones to the public and then ushered him silently out the door. That was awesome! ( It also helps me prove the fact that Obama is a Communist. A Capitalist would not appoint a Communist as an advisor! ) It was as exciting as watching Giles/O’Keefe/Breitbart bring down the corrupt Acorn. This is great stuff! To you heroes, we thank you. We really, really, really love you. You’re cool. You’re brave. You’re smart. And, you tell the truth!
The truth has a beautiful ring to it. It pours smoothly through the ears and forms a golden, peaceful puddle in the heart. It reassures one that there is still a drop of good in the world. Truth is Beautiful.
I took my beautiful fake nails out to my car and drove to the car wash. Hard working, friendly Mexicans made it shiny. I don’t know if they were legal or illegal. I love everyone, but I think rules should be followed. Why can’t they be legal? Is it difficult? You’ll probably explain Amnesty to me tomorrow on TV, because you always know what I’m thinking. I did those minimum wage jobs for years, working my way up the Capitalist ladder. I did it with a happy heart looking forward to the day when I could have a great job! But, while Obama romances the racial minorities; defending Professor Gates, picking Sotomayor, having Latin dance parties, and hinting at Amnesty, don’t the minorities realize that if Obama continues to destroy Capitalism they will always be stuck on the bottom rung? There will be no Capitalist ladder.
Glenn Beck, I like your solution, “Replace the corrupt Congress.” Good plan. I’m studying the candidates right now. Jindal is good. Handstands for Huckabee. Palin for President.
Glenn Beck, thank you for 9/12. I went to the Westwood, CA 9/12. See my handmade poster, behind my handstand?
![9-12 Tea Party Westwood[1]](http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/10/9-12-Tea-Party-Westwood1.jpg "9-12 Tea Party Westwood[1]")
I went to the sign making place today. I designed a Glenn Beck bumper sticker because you don’t sell one on your website. Humility is sexy! It’s so rare these days.
If that new “Diversity Czar,” Mark Lloyd or his evil boss ever try to take away my Fox News, my Hannity, my Radio Shows, or my Glenn Beck, they are in big trouble, because I won’t let you go. I won’t let you go.
Love always,
Victoria Jackson xxoo
P.S. Joy Behar hates you, so you must be doing something right!
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why don't you stop with your crybaby attacks on ms jackson, ie , grow up.
she was writing with irony and satire. only smart individuals can comprehend this i guess.
liberals "think" with their feelings, which are based on subjective relativistic moral postmodern standards.
rather than conservative thinking that employs reason, based on truth and virtue, based on time tested knowledge, then this results in reasoned feeling rather than erroneous presuppositions.
Dear Victoria, you are insane. That is all.
Glenn Beck et al are laughing at all of you who are foolish enough to believe his made up garbage.
It's not the hair, silly, it's the twinkling eyes and mischievious grin! It's also his intelligence and honesty. He's the history teacher I always wished I had.
Have you ever heard him deny it? If it's not true then he should come out on his show and say so.
Tina Fey already had a successful TV show when she returned for her brilliant take on Sarah Palin.
You.
Are.
Insane.
Part 1:
Neither Thompson, Romney, nor The Huckster are Conservative, though they do have some Conservative views.
Huckster, though pro-life and pro-military, 1) is a fiscal neophyte, 2) knows little about foreign policy, and 3) doesn't walk the walk when it comes to immigration.
Romney, though he talked the talk, governed very differently than he campaigned for President. And from what I understand, Romneycare isn't doing that well in Massachusetts.
Thompson voted against 2 of the articles of impeachment against Clinton and supported "his good friend" John McCain's Campaign Finance Reform.
The only reason Thompson entered the race in the first place was to pull conservative votes away from Romney and The Huckster so that McCain could get the nomination. That's exactly what happened.
Part 2:
While I love Palin's character, she has a lot to learn to be respected on the national stage. And Jindal really has to up his game after his abysmal speech before a national audience.
I don't yet know much about Pawlenty or any of the others being mentioned as possibilities for 2012, but I do know that they better be 1) genuine Conservatives, and 2) have strong character, and 3) have some leadership ability if they have a chance of getting my vote.
again, liberals have no comprehension of irony or satire. shallow thinkers, deep feelers maybe…….. but they only feel for themselves a lot of the time….
As is the case with most liberals, Oily, you have no idea what you're talking about.
You think raising the cap on loan limits will do anything to help small business? Banks have decreased lending because the Federal Reserve is paying them interest on their cash reserves, and because there is greater risk lending to companies right now. Banks can earn more, and risk less, by holding more money in reserves. The Fed is providing a DISINCENTIVE for banks to lend.
Obama, who claims he will listen to any option to help this economy, refuses to do the one thing that will have immediate impact – LOWER TAXES!
If you want to move away from your "illiterate or willfully ignorant" views, I suggest you learn something about finance or economics. Start at EconomicPolicyJournal.com.
One more thing – removing barriers to loans is what got Fannie Mae (and by extension, AIG, and by extension, all of us) in trouble IN THE FIRST PLACE!
I'm still trying to figure out something…I'm not to trust the whole gov't, only specific people in the gov't and those who support them? But what if neither have anything to do with my local rights, taxes, wages, or laws? Tell me what strength am I to gain from someone who might as well be from Venus? Welcome to the cult of personality is what I say. Oh, and my strength is gained from my faith and hope, not the occasional speech or book from a seemingly like-minded person. The headstand was cool by the way and could be useful in no way whatsoever.
Ok, so Beck's wife is "SHARING" him? wu-what?
He's doing his job…thats all. "SHARING"? "May Beck always be protected" sounds like a prophylatic's involved.
Of the comidiennes who've been on Johnny Carson and SNL how many can you name? Just the comidienne's please…now if she's a member of a short list of the dozens you've just quantified the worth of those two accomplishments in your mind. I think if given the chance Victoria just quickly would throw away her celebrity status to be honest. So disgusted she is with the world….where's the faith?
I think Fox may have tough "questions" confused with lies. But the Fox news audience is blatantly anti-education so I doubt they'd notice the difference.
Glenn Beck is just as insane as you, my dear.
Victoria, you're still as funny as you were in your SNL days. Which is pretty sad.
Seriously, what a freakin' whack job.
Farbar, you are a fake…go back to your mom's basement. The only people in La. that don't like Bobby JIndal are the useful idiots inside of N.O. that will always worship Obama and his democrats and the liberal professors that don't like the cuts in higher education that Jindal is making. You probably fit right in one of those groups!
Good God a Conservative celebrity. Is this a sign of the apocalypse? Or is this some joke to make more fun of Conservatives? I can't help anticipating that at any minute Ms. Jackson is going to suddenly yell "HA HA! Fooled you, you Conservative retards!!!!" Shows you how much I trust celebrities. BTW, Ms. Jackson, SNL has sucked ever since around the time you left. Whoever does the writing for that show now wouldn't know funny if it danced in front of them on a newsdesk singing "I am not a bimbo!!!"
Victoria, I'll be honest here. I think UHF may be ruined forever now. Or it may be 1000 times better, I'm still debating. Without getting overtly political here, I'm just damnably curious about this healthcare debate going on in your country. So, I'm pitching my question in a bottle into the aether. Why is it a bad thing if everyone in your country will one day be able to walk into a hospital, and not get charged an arm and a leg for doing so?
Seriously, if you Yanks knew what my Saskatchewan health card got me, you'd crap yourselves. I've seen doctors, I've been to hospitals, and all I had to do was pay my taxes. I've never even seen a bureaucrat, and any paperwork I had to do was all about what the Hell was wrong with me at the time. It ain't a perfect system, sometimes you wait but you do get the care you need. And one day I hope you Americans can get the same sweet deal we Canucks get.
We had this really groovy cat in my home province by the name of Tommy Douglas, you guys oughta look him up, eh?
Of course it's satire. but these are the same techniques he uses for his talking points. just replace rape and murder with republican wharrgarble and you've got a glen beck speech
If you think I'm accusing Beck of rape and murder you're missing the point. Beck uses these same methods of attacking his enemies. I never said he raped or murdered a girl but I put it in your head that I was saying it. Much Like when he told the muslim congressman to "Prove that he wasn't working with our enemies." There's no evidence that he is working with our enemies as there is evidence that glen beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
Hey look I understand that this is confusing to the rest of the world so I'm going to break this down for you in simple terms. The US has had private health care for so long that they have created a monopoly for the health care and pharmacutical companies. They have been profiting off us for a long time and have people called lobbiests go and pay off all of our lawmakers so they can keep their cushy jobs. Health care also makes big contributions to congressman's campaigns as well.
So Democrat or Republicans aren't going to be pushed to make changes anytime soon or they risk a huge chunk of thier campaign money. Now every once in a decade or so there is huge public opinion, or there is a politician that doesn't want to play ball with them and actually gives a rats ass (Obama) also a side note: weather he's insane to think this way or actually has the intelligence to pull this off is still up for debate. And that means that the Health care companies start a huge campaign of misinformation to get people to protest this. they say we'll raise your taxes, that we'll start a marxist or facist state by doing this, they'll say the government will decide to kill your grandma because its cheaper than a hospital bill even though grandma has been getting government sponsered medicare for years and it hasn't changed one bit. Or they say that Heathcare will fund abortions. If there is one thing that will fire up the republicans it's abortions. All this misinformation fires everyone up and nothing gets done. It's frustrating as hell.
"Why is it a bad thing if everyone in your country will one day be able to walk into a hospital, and not get charged an arm and a leg for doing so?"
Actually, it already is that way here and has been for a long time. Uninsured people are required to be treated by the hospitals and pay nothing. 90% of people are happy with their private insurance. Things have been this same way for a long time. But a left-wing government is elected, and suddenly we are bombarded with messages about how GOD-AWFUL our health care is and how we must do something now because we are being RIPPED OFF. It is exactly like a Union is trying to organize us and it is offensive. If you believe the messages from the mainstream media about how things are awful here, then you are being fooled.
"I've seen doctors, I've been to hospitals, and all I had to do was pay my taxes. I've never even seen a bureaucrat, and any paperwork I had to do was all about what the Hell was wrong with me at the time."
I have private health insurance and I can say the exact same thing. What's more, people come to the U.S. (not Canada) to get the latest cutting edge health care, and we gained this ascendancy under private health insurance. You are being fooled that things are rotten here by a left-wing media campaign.
"It ain't a perfect system, sometimes you wait but you do get the care you need"
A young groovy cat like you can afford to wait for care, it's probably not going to kill you. Not true for the extremely sick and elderly.
"And one day I hope you Americans can get the same sweet deal we Canucks get."
Oh thanks. I can get all the same things you are bragging about in Canada, and without waiting and with better technology. If we take the Canadian path, we are giving a massive entitlement program to a government who has yet to contain costs on anything they do, adding to a massive deficit, most of which is held by China, who owns us. What could possibly be the downside?
A nation divided will never…oh forget it, the New America is a nation fractured into tiny bits, clumps of followers of screaming pundits who lie non-stop. Glen, Rush and all the rest of these so-called reporters are in fact buttering their bread at the cost of the nation. As long as they make up more and more outrageous lies, as long as they feed the paranoid, the dim-witted and the divisive then they are fine. America is dying. It has lost the moral compass that founded it. It sold itself to the highest corporate bidders and still does.
From my family to yours- We love you Glenn. Thank you for telling the truth. You are our truthsayer.
"TRUTH IS POISON TO THE GUILTY" AND OBAMA IS "COTTON CANDY FOR STUPID PEOPLE"….
HOW DEAD ON RIGHT ARE THOSE LINES!!!!! EXCELLENT JOB MS. JACKSON, EXCELLENT JOB!!!
This letter is either a brilliant satire or one of the biggest pieces of horse crap i've ever had the misfortune to waste 5 minutes of my life on.
I love the way Beck has busted all these guys in the administration. They say "when you find one cockroach, there are lots more around" and Glen has just started finding them. I never appreciated the phrase "truth to power" I do now. Our country needs more people like you and Glen to speak out. You are speaking for millions of hard working Americans who are not being heard and who are very fearful of Obama and his radical agenda. He needs to be stopped. If you ever start a group, count me in. Run for Office!!!
Good imagery on your part, too. And Bill Whittle's name cannot be mentioned too often.
No, if it's true then slimy weasels like yourself should provide it. The burden of proof is upon you.
The word for what you are doing is called libel. In particular, this definition:
"A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person's reputation. "
So instead of simply challenging Beck to back up his claims you use it as an excuse to be a vile and disgusting weasel.
Typical progg.
I am so jealous if Beck right now. Victoria is a Goddess!
if=of (12 words and a typo, boo)
Are you workshopping a new character — "Caaa–razy Wingnut Lady" — in the vain hope that SNL will take you back? If yes it needs work, you sound too much like the rest of them. If no – Dennis Miller can tell you how well that shtick worked out for him.
didnt victoria jackson die
trying to make a name for herself by sticking to the supid ass conservatives
figures she is a dumb jesus freak to bad she didnt die when republicans die america becomes a better place
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Wow, you're so beautiful and intelligent. Not at all a washed up crackpot like most people think. Ignorance is power when you live in the world of made up facts. You are a great role model for ignorant women.
Just kidding you're a manipulator and a creep, just like Glenn.
Well conservatives do love pigs and violence. Liberals love drugs and pacifism. You're all a bunch of absurd stereotypes. Both the left and the right share equal blame in this countries decline. Reagan was just as much a clown as Clinton. This is an independant yelling at you.
You. People. Are. Completely. Insane.
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You people (Sheeple) are all insane. If you believe a word that comes out of the mouths of the nutbags on Faux News, of which Beck is probably the biggest nutbag, then you're just as crazy as they are. Obama ain't 'all that' but he's light years better than Dumbyah. Wake up and see the real world, not the world that Faux News and it's crew of cracker factory rejects wants you to see. You sheeple disgust me.
Oh, and don't bother spewing any of your hate at me as I intend for this to be my last visit to this moronic site and it's crew of idiots.
Paranoid creepy ugly lady likes paranoid creepy fat man. Share delusions together. Need Sedative.
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