F*ck Tea?: We’ll ‘See You in November’
by The Army You HaveWhen I was “voluntold” to write a song about Yosi Sargent and the NEA scandal, I went into my studio, wrote the song “Yosi Needs A Hug” and laid it down.
When the story broke that a woman, ACORN activist Bon Bon Hurd, was caught on tape admitting that she and her comrades had basically gotten Obama elected, my wife, Shelli and I went in the studio and laid down “Bon Bon.”
When it was “suggested” that Retracto the Correction Alpaca needed a theme song, Michael Broderick, Shelli, a diva alpaca and I went into the studio and knocked out “Retracto’s Theme.”
And most recently, when the Agenda Project launched their astroturf “F*ck Tea” campaign with a video featuring Lily Allen’s song, “Fuck You,” Michael, Shelli, Boris Zelkin and I recorded “See You In November”:
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As with the Tea Party movement, some days you have to roll with “The Army You Have.” Today it’s one person. Tomorrow it’s ten. The next day it’s a thousand. The other side starts to worry and look for ways to knock off the leader, only to discover there is no leader, only an army, spiritually connected, sharing the same values and vision for the greatest nation on earth.
These songs and more, including Michael Broderick’s “Liberty Loves Company” can be found at www.thearmyyouhave.com. You can listen and download for free. We ask you consider leaving a donation to UCLA Operation Mend in our tip jar (all proceeds go to UCLA Operation Mend. We are not affiliated with them in any way, just love their cause and want to help.)
See you in November,
Gary Eaton
[Ed. Note: Below is a mildly NSFW Army You Have appearance on The Stage Right Show.]
Lyrics: ‘See You In November’
When our mommy told you to use your words
I don’t think that’s what she meant
You’ve forgotten all about the good old days
When it was patriotic to dissent
Ooh, aren’t you so clever
With those words we’ll always remember
But nothing lasts forever
See you in November
Shuffling your feet and your moping around
No more change in your cute man-purse
I can see your future in your coffee grounds
It’s only going to get much worse
Ooh, aren’t you so clever
With those words we’ll always remember
But nothing lasts forever
See you in November
That’s a nice shirt it says, I’m with stupid
And the arrow’s pointing at your friends
Another swing and miss just like all the others
We all know how it’s going to end
Ooh, aren’t you so clever
With those words we’ll always remember
But nothing lasts forever
See you in November
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(clap clap clap) Very good! Like the song.
The geniuses of the left must be so proud of themselves.
F*CK Tea? We'll see whose F*CKING whom after Nov. 2. But don't worry, we'll still respect you in the morning.
Whoever came up with that slogan apparently enjoys tea a little too much.
"Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?"….to all the leftist out there! I hope you hear the screaming in your nightmares!!
What a retort from such an intellectual crowd. Elitists talk like this?
Losers. Lew-sers!
We'll respect them every bit as much as we did before.
Disgusting.
Both sides are disgusting at this point.
It has devolved into a tit for tat juvenile mud slinging fest.
Great work, Gary!
Yeah, but our song's better.
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I agree. F*ck Tea.
Whiskey Rebellion is more my style.
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At this point I'm ready to smack anyone who uses the trendy "curvy" lower-case font.
I prefer Cherry Coke Zero.
(in my best mobster voice) "F*ck me? No, f*ck YOU!"
Is there such a wonderful thing and I don't know about it? *off to the store!*
Errr …umm …well …hmm, OK. I'll give them the same respect and tolerance they give me – NONE!
syvyn11…………..They'll get no respect from this location. I'm gonna rub it in like salt in an open wound……..I've been called a bigot and a racist just "one too many times" by a**hole Liberals..
I have no use for these people, not even as landfill, and have absolutely no problem dancing on the grave that is the "Democrat" party…….(add sinister laugh here)…………………
Treat them like they treat America…………..like a $2 whore…………..
I don't know if you guys realize how insidious your music is. When I hear or read MSM stories that I know will come back to haunt them, I start singing Retracto. Now get out of my head with this new song… I've already put it on my iPod. I need to donate to your site, as well. I will remember to do so on Payday. I always put my money where I believe it will do the best work, and your ear worms are great.
F*ck 'em all.
Yes, be careful. There is Diet Cherry Coke a nd Cherry Coke Zero, both taste very different.
Ooooh, yeeesss, just like thaaaaaat……
Don't forget, they went to college to learn this.
Com'on CL, you'd like it if it was cowpie slinging…..
I didn't really mean that, it's just one of those things men say without really meaning it. Like, "I'll call you later" or "I had a vasectomy".
Sigh, Com'on guys, I'm a city girl from Boston, I LIKE tea. From where I'm sitting I can see Darjeeling and Ceylon and Assam and…..November….
Someone tell me again why we allow these people to live?
LOL… F T?!
A few thoughts regarding this message from those ever articulate and persuasive individuals on the Left.
Compelling argument, I'm certainly sold on… sex? Yeah ok.
Sex with plants? Not so much. Must be a counter-culture preference.
Threats of sex against those who think your loathsome? If they attempted to realize that fantasy, it'd be the last time they were able to play with their private parts. No brag, just fact.
And why are the Leftists obsessed with co-mingling sex with politics? That has to be second only, on the titillation scale, to cleaning your toenails in the bedroom while the spouse patiently waits, all revved up and no place to go.
And I'd bet that the Profound Expressions R US gaggle expect to be taken seriously. Nahgonnahappen. Wouldntbeprudent.
"The only reason some people are still alive is because it's illegal to kill them." – Unknown
"The Agenda Project’s goal is to build a powerful, INTELLIGENT, well-connected political movement capable of identifying and advancing RATIONAL, EFFECTIVE IDEAS in the public debate and in so doing to ensure our country’s enduring success." -from Agenda Project's strategy on agendaproject.org
F*ck Tea? Intelligent? Seriously? …pathetic.
Thanks so much, Angela.
Give what you can when you can.
I find that offensive, not only as a 9/12'er and strong supporter of the Tea Parties, but especially as a tea drinker! I WILL see them in November!
My own response:
http://twitpic.com/2e4hjz
That poor girl has been f*ck*ng TEA for a long time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu4XE0f1GvM do you suppose her boyfriend objects to that? Could that be considered 'unfaithful'. If my daughter made a movie like that, I take that back, my daughter wouldn't, she'd know a bar of soap was waiting for a filthy mouth.
Hmmm…… Let's translate that to the high falootin words Progressives say they know so well
Perform acts of reproductive congress with camellia sinnensis!
um ………. Doesn't work
Well not to argue your point but isn't Tree Hugging like a gateway drug to sex with herbs….
just saying
Could be, but I've heard the same said of bushhoggin'…
Oh no… I see that in my hasty, albeit convoluted attempt to compose a comment while snorting and snickering, I mistakenly typed in your instead of the correct you're in my original comment.
Let the lashing begin.
Wait! Wait… I want to start the tractor and engage the bushhog first… Just gimme a second…
Dear Coffee, Sir Thomas Lipton called. He said BarSUCKS!
The Original Donald
Friends don't let friends order venti.
How 'bout the abridged version for Progressive Coffeehouse Poets?
Auto-intimacy with a consonant? A tale of love gone bad at the end of the age of Aquarius.
*pushes sunglasses up bridge of nose, leans back in chair, and snaps fingers*
Don't forget, "That's never happened before."
That video rules. I know the truth is ubearable for you and in a year's time when things are no better or worse we'll all be laughing at the tea party. Plus she's a babe and I want a t-shirt.
Oooh, I like it!
I was at a new gun store that just opened up around the corner from me. They had a couple of t-shirts too.
One caption: "Waterboarding Instructor"
The other: "Obama loves you the way O.J. loved Nicole"
I can buy t-shirts too– they know that right?
"Progress is the real America????"
There's nothing American about Eurosocialism.
Hey Ma! Liberal Larry threw that old hippie skank out in the yard and now he's doing straange things with a tea cup!
…..Nicely done, Jake…..
The slogan tells it all. It perfectly illustrates "progressivism." It's tasteless and childish and leaves (yo)u out.
It tells us exactly what we’re dealing with, petulant children. We’ll spank them and send them to their rooms on 11/2/10, and in 12,1416…
Good to see your songs linked up here now Gary, and I still don't get sports
Nature of the beast, CL–we're not dealing with adults. Unfortunately, we have to treat them as if they are because the law says they are. Being a Regressive means never having to say, "I've grown up!"
Yeah, those are the people I want to run rationed health care and decide who lives and who dies.
LOL Wasn't that a scene from Barbarella!
That's a bumper sticker that says it all!
Well compared to last week that's making Progress.
"We've secretly replaced the tea the progressives want to f*ck with genuine poison ivy. Let's see if they notice."
"AIIIIIIIIEEEE IT BUUUUUUURRRRRRNS!!!"
"I guess they did."
Throw me a tit and we'll call it quits.
'They make ice cream with cookie dough in it?! What are we sitting here for!?"
Be sure to quote this next time Pat Goldstein and the rest of the tools at LA Times gloat about how "creative" the left is.
But it, like f*ck, is so cutting edge and just screams "INDIE!"
That's what a marketing/communications degree will get ya these days.
Oh, it is first thing in the am!!!! *snort* coffee out the nose guys…..
This is why the "Regressives" can't get anywhere. They are such sour things. We have sooo much more fun.
You guys are still at it. The Regressive just don't stand a chance. The biggest problem I see is you are talking way over their Educated Little Heads. *snicker*
But SQT, YOU actually would BUY the t-shirt. The Regressives problem is they are living in Mommie's basement with their Twits and Blogs and can't actually BUY all these "good ideas" they have.
You know this stuff is soooo good first thing in the am.
"Astroturf" is right.
"While the Tea Party and the subsequent Coffee Party are grassroots, decentralized movements, Payne's Agenda Project is structured as a 501(c)(4) nonprofit. Payne is a former Democratic National Committee official who has founded other organizations like the Democracy Alliance, a group of liberal donors whose partners have invested over $100 million in progressive organizations."
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20013503-5...
We'll have to see if we can't get equal time on CBS.
Yes, we know. You hate America
Hell hasn't frozen over yet.
F*ck tea. I enjoyed the video too!
She has an MBA from Wharton and you know, intelligence tends to make you seriously dislike the ignorant amongst you hence F*ck Tea!
Of course, the right's Nazi lineage always come out when faced with opposition from the other.
Another poor troll who believes the myths of the Left. Despite the fact that the Nazis were the National Socialist German Workers Party and – despite the fact that Nazism is a collectivist ideology and , therefore, completely the opposite of Right-wing individualism and laissez faire – you're STILL repeating the debunked, Leftist talking-points.
Nice going, dude! We are all VERY impressed………honestly! Give me your address and I'll send you the location of your closest library, so that you can go and learn some HISTORY!
Great anthem! The left has now even given Morons a bad name with this one. I haven't seen the shirt on anyone yet but I am sure I will. I live in the La La land of lefties so it should happen soon. Of course I will be wearing my "See you in November and not so much in December" T-Shirt as counterpoint.
What does an MBA from Wharton mean other than she is as Liberal as they come? LOL Wharton is just another school charging a high ticket price for a name brand. She's ignorant, but in about 10 years once she starts popping out kids (though f*ing Tea it will be difficult) she will value the importance of protecting her children from various items the Left has to offer, number one a filthy mouth and a flippant 'no one can hurt me' attitude. Eventually everyone because a conservative, expect the truly ignorant like Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid. The people who want to control you will never leave the Left.
THC if you ask me.
No doubt English majors.
I can toss you a ball, but that's all.
So in addition to being a bore and a boar, you're completely uneducated as well.
Nazi was short hand for National Socialists. Left wing the whole way. If you believe the nazis were right wing, you're either uninformed or a liar.
Not bad.
That's funny, Bush has a MBA from an Ivy league school, and we're told that's proof he's an idiot.
So guess what that means douche bag?
And there's certainly no progress.
The left is about as creative as constipation.
Screw CBS, look for a media outlet people still actually watch.
The left has now even given Morons a bad name
Monday morning and now I have to clean the coffee out of my keyboard. Thanks for the laugh.
Dude, these folks had over $100 million at their disposal and we pwned 'em working out of your garage.
*edited for clarity*
Awesome. If you're on Facebook, please share that image on The Army You Have FB page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Army-You-Have/1...
It's not usually my cup of tea (pun intended), but the third verse is absolutely fantastic.
Well done. Bravo.
Oh, and how loudly they'll wail.
So sad.
What they mean by that is progress for them and theirs, and nothing for anyone else.
The second one is funny in the "oh my god, I don't believe they said that" way.
The other is… kinda reprehensible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wic5Mf06SJ0&fe...
Yer such a tool. Do you kiss yer mother with those lips?
If these bozos knew any history they'd remember that they are on the "Crown's" side of history regarding Tea.
I believe the ignorant ones are you and your teammates. You're snobbery is preventing you from seeing the coming storm.
But ya know what? We like it.
See you in November
Yes, but they went to all the best colleges….or something
TRUTH!!
Oh, and it's interesting that they used an English artists song.
Crown's side indeed
Yeah I get that. But I think the larger point is that it's pretty easy to create a mean-spirited t-shirt and try to offend those who don't agree with you– but to what end? Also, I don't know if the right (in this case it may be the far-right we're talking about) usually pushes back as hard as they have been lately. I'm used to seeing lefty-inspired t-shirts, even shirts with that old Charles Manson picture, but not so much stuff that deliberately tries to push liberal buttons. I just thought it was…interesting.
I'm not a big joiner when it comes to Facebook, but you have my permission to copy my parody and use it.
I just had to post how much I hate that word (the f one on the shirt and mug pictured). I really really really hate it. In all its incarnations (except when a little kid says it when trying to say truck, then it is kind of funny). Especially milf. Hate that term. Putting a star in the middle really doesn't make it any less distasteful to me. Hopefully no one puts one of those f*** tea shirts on a little kid.
Score me some tail and then I will bail.
I completely agree with you. The thing is that "Obama loves you the way OJ loved Nicole" is actually rather clever. "F*ck Tea" is simply petulant.
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