Hope and Change and Brother, Can You Spare a Trillion?

The answer from Congress is a resounding “Yessiree-bob, you betcha!”   

Big X here, broadcasting live from my regular booth at the swanky Peacock Lounge, high atop the mighty Breitbart Tower on Sunset and Cherokee in the bleeding heart of Tinseltown, U.S.A.!   

Pack up all your tears and woes, listeners.  Hard Times are over!  Our new President, Barack Obama, has leapt from his corner fighting in peak form, delivering a devastating first-round K.O. to the impending economic meltdown with the passage of his Stimulus Package!  Yes, folks, I hear the greenbacks are flying off the presses so fast that workers at the U.S. Mint are crying out to Congress, “Slow down, boys!  You’re spending it faster than we can print it!”   (more…)