Under the (Hypocri)Sea 3D: More Silver Screen Child Abuse to Scare Your Kids

Today, among the major box office releases debuting at the theater, is “Under the Sea 3D,” a fascinating, visual wonder about sea life.  It’s very cool–and occasionally creepy, like when giant, poisonous sea snakes jump out at you from the IMAX screen.

But while this great cinematography would make a great scientific outing for you and your kids, you’ll have to outfit them with heavy duty earplugs or enroll them in a deprogramming seminar, afterward.  That’s because narrator Jim Carrey (yup, that guy) repeatedly hits you over the head about how we  humans are destroying the underworld (no, not that underworld) and the fish and other wildlife that live there.  (No mention, though, of how Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy repeatedly “global warm” with their private jets and heavy lighting and energy use on movies.)  (more…)

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Tags: deprogram the kids, Global warming, Jim Carrey, Leftist propaganda, Under The Sea 3d
Posted Feb 13th 2009 at 4:01 pm in Entertainment, Reviews | 5030624 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dschlussel/2009/02/13/under-the-hypocrisea-3d-more-silver-screen-child-abuse-to-scare-your-kids/Under+the+%28Hypocri%29Sea+3D%3A++More+Silver+Screen+Child+Abuse+to+Scare+Your+Kids2009-02-14+00%3A01%3A11Debbie+Schlussel