A Clue for Megan Fox: Trashing Your Audience is a Bad Idea

Someone call the waaahmbulance: Megan Fox’s starring turn in the movie “Jennifer’s Body” didn’t do as well as she’d hoped and she’s looking for a scapegoat. Naturally, she turns to the unwashed masses in Middle America:

The actress tells The New York Times that her movie “Jennifer’s Body” tanked because “the movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America.”

Actually, Megan, that pretty much eliminates anyone with an ounce of taste. Here’s more on the movie’s plot via IMDB:

Nerdy, reserved bookworm Needy and arrogant, conceited cheerleader Jennifer are best friends, though they share little in common. They share even less in common when Jennifer mysteriously gains an appetite for human blood after a disastrous fire at a local bar. As Needy’s male classmates are steadily killed off in gruesome attacks, the young girl must uncover the truth behind her friend’s transformation and find a way to stop the bloodthirsty rampage before it reaches her own boyfriend Chip.

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Tags: Applebee's, gone with the wind, Jennifer's Body, megan fox, sarah palin
Posted Nov 19th 2009 at 10:35 am in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Featured Story, Politics | 264118149 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/pmeister/2009/11/19/a-clue-for-megan-fox-trashing-your-audience-is-a-bad-idea/A+Clue+for+Megan+Fox%3A+Trashing+Your+Audience+is+a+Bad+Idea2009-11-19+18%3A35%3A40Pam+Meister

Tío Chano vs. ‘Transformers 2′

My Uncle Luciano (we call him Tío Chano) has been living with us for several months now and I’ve been worried about him. He spends all his time holed up in his room obsessing about politics and the state of the culture. I urged him recently to get out more, maybe see a movie or something. “What movie?” he asked. I answered offhandedly, “I don’t know, something escapist, like ‘Transformers 2.’” I lent him the keys to my car and off he went to the movies.

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Tags: Cuba, Honduras, Obama, shia labeouf, Transformers 2
Posted Jul 12th 2009 at 7:07 am in Featured Story, Political Humor, Video | 18003465 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jlima/2009/07/12/tio-chano-vs-transformers-2/T%C3%ADo+Chano+vs.+%27Transformers+2%272009-07-12+14%3A07%3A39Joe+Lima

‘The Stoning of Soraya M.’ – A Powerful, Must-See Film

As the world watches and waits for the political uprising in Iran to either succeed in toppling the brutal Khomeinist regime or be crushed by it, a movie by the name of The Stoning of Soraya M.  opens in limited release today. Far from being your typical summer fun film fare, Soraya depicts the ugliest, most brutal side of human nature and one woman’s crusade to keep it from being swept under the rug.

Directed by Cyrus Nowrasteh (The Path to 9/11) and written by Nowrasteh and his wife Besy Giffen-Nowrasteh, Soraya is based on the 1995 non-fiction book of the same name by Freidoune Sahebjam. Soraya takes place after the Islamic revolution in Iran and centers around Soraya (played by Mozhan Marnò), a woman whose husband, Ali (played by Navid Negahban), has tired of her after 20 years of marriage and wishes to discard her for a younger woman. Actually, “younger” is an understatement, as Ali lusts after a 14-year-old girl. Soraya knows about Ali’s plans, but won’t agree to a divorce because she knows she will be unable to provide for her two young daughters (the two sons will stay with Ali, of course). Ali must then come up with another scheme for getting rid of his uncooperative wife, and he uses guile, cunning and good old-fashioned blackmail to get the key players in place for what is passed off as a religious cleansing rite. (more…)

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Tags: Ali Pourtash, Betsy Giffen Nowrasteh, cyrus nowrasteh, David Diaan, Freidoune Sahebjam
Posted Jun 26th 2009 at 5:03 am in Featured Story, Religion, Reviews | 1681306 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/pmeister/2009/06/26/the-stoning-of-soraya-m-a-powerful-must-see-film/%27The+Stoning+of+Soraya+M.%27+-+A+Powerful%2C+Must-See+Film2009-06-26+12%3A03%3A22Pam+Meister

Turnabout: ‘Transformers 2′ Takes a Shot at President Obama?

To My Obama-Loving Friends:

Please read on, this is fifteen years of experience talking….

You’re excited. Why wouldn’t you be? It’s summertime, it’s Michael Bay, the trailer’s loaded with explosions and hot chicks and mayhem and by gawd you need this – no… you deserve this. You deserve a couple hours in the dark, in the air conditioning, in a place where you’re lifted from the stresses, worries, and hassles of an all-too real world. 

And dammit, you paid good money for this escape, this drug, this promise of both. Hell, crack is cheaper … and lasts longer (from what I hear).  (more…)

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Tags: bush, michael bay, Obama, Transformers 2, Variety
Posted Jun 24th 2009 at 8:21 am in Entertainment, Politics | 1679508 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2009/06/24/turnabout-transformers-2-takes-a-shot-at-president-obama/Turnabout%3A+%27Transformers+2%27+Takes+a+Shot+at+President+Obama%3F2009-06-24+15%3A21%3A28John+Nolte