Know Right-Wing Extremists By Their Bumper Stickers

TO: ALL LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES

FM: DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

SUBJ: NATIONWIDE ALERT – KNOW RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS BY THEIR BUMPER STICKERS!

Per the Guidelines of the Department of Homeland Security’s recent report, all units and law enforcement agencies are notified to be on the lookout (BOLO) for potential Right-Wing Extremists. Since the report’s guidelines are exceedingly general and non-specific, we here at DHS will provide the necessary details in order for state and local LE officials to round up the usual suspects.

Usual Suspect

First, Right-Wing Extremists are often known to display their radical sympathies on bumper stickers. This could be as simple a matter as a Confederate flag on a pickup truck, but often involves stated extremist messages like ABORTION KILLS, BABIES ARE NOT SPARE PARTS (they are), and ADOPTION: THE CARING OPTION (it isn’t, spare parts is).

In this instance, it is best to keep a safe distance and follow the unsub’s vehicle, to where fellow right-wing extremists of like mind are no doubt plotting their next abortion clinic massacre. (more…)

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Tags: abortion, Bill of Rights, constitution, DHS, extremism
Posted Apr 16th 2009 at 5:03 am in Media Criticism, Politics | 1066223 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jtsimpson/2009/04/16/know-right-wing-extremists-by-their-bumper-stickers/Know+Right-Wing+Extremists+By+Their+Bumper+Stickers2009-04-16+12%3A03%3A32John+T.+Simpson

An Argument for States Rights

Relax…this is not another NAMBLA story but give me a break. If you spent three years infiltrating a group of pedophiles you’d have a few stories serving as life lessons.

NAMBLA has a magazine but not a centerfold. If they did my nominee would be John from San Francisco. He was truly one of the more interesting characters I met at the Miami NAMBLA conference. Heavyset, in his late fifties, with his Mohawk hairstyle, a bad case of dandruff, earrings, shorts, and black knee high socks he made quite a fashion statement whenever he entered a room. John identified himself as a “gaythiest.”  He had been to prison twice for child molestation and was caught a third time but for some unstated reason the victim refused to cooperate with the police. John admitted to being “out as a gay” and “out as an atheist” but “those things are different. You go around saying you like to run your hands through a little boy’s hair, or you like to kiss him or do other things like that, it doesn’t get the same reaction.” My only response is, “dah!” (more…)

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Tags: constitution, FBI, Limbaugh, Marine Corps, NAMBLA
Posted Apr 4th 2009 at 7:04 am in News, Politics | 9646640 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bhamer/2009/04/04/an-argument-for-states-rights/An+Argument+for+States+Rights2009-04-04+14%3A04%3A03Bob+Hamer

Let’s Call It ‘Untraditional Marriage’

Sean Penn scolded opponents of something he called “Gay Marriage.” Apparently, he thinks gay marriage was made illegal in California. Certainly Sean, a lifelong resident of Hollywood, should recognize that gay marriage is perfectly legal and has roots all the way back to Cole Porter and Rock Hudson, both of whom are gay men who married (and wasn’t Penn married to Madonna?).

What’s not legal is same-sex marriage. (more…)

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Tags: gay marriage, same sex marriage, sean penn, States Rights
Posted Feb 26th 2009 at 7:41 am in Politics | 65642126 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/tslagle/2009/02/26/gay-marriage/Let%27s+Call+It+%27Untraditional+Marriage%272009-02-26+15%3A41%3A45Tim+Slagle