Berkeley: Mecca to Liberal Idiots

I’ve got to admit that I set out to create this video expecting the finished product to be nothing more than tomfoolery as per usual. When I sat down to review the final version however, I realized just how sad/scary this is. These people are our future. They’ll be building our airplanes, teaching in our schools and possibly… running our country. I can honestly say that I wouldn’t trust 90% of these kids with a pair of scissors.  All of this begs the question: how did they get into Berkeley?  More importantly, what the heck are they teaching over there?

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Tags: 2nd Amendment, Academia, Benjamin Franklin, capitalism, Che Guevara
Posted Sep 21st 2009 at 9:11 pm in Featured Story, Political Humor, Video | 232050251 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/09/21/berkeley-mecca-to-liberal-idiots/Berkeley%3A+Mecca+to+Liberal+Idiots2009-09-22+04%3A11%3A06Steven+Crowder

My Secret Life as a Conservative Republican

I’m tired of hiding it. Everybody knows anyway. So it’s time to come clean, just like the Klan hoods I’ve got spinning in the dryer as we speak. It’s time for the Neanderthal knuckle-dragging, open mouth-breathing, racist, sexist, Klan and Timothy McVeigh-loving Montana militia member gun nut conservative Republican religious zealot in me to be set free. Repression is a bitch, and so am I.

I go to bed full of hate and wake up the same.  I hate blacks, Hispanics, gays, women, abortion doctors, liberals, Lefties, Democrats, you name ‘em, I hate ‘em if they’re not like me. I especially hate President Obama for being black. Just ask Janeane Garofalo, although being a Stalinist Socialist doesn’t help Obama’s cause any with me. Fact is, Obama could be a GOP Michael Steele Uncle Tom, and I’d still hate him even more than liberals hate Steele. Skin color trumps all. Thank God I was born the right color, or I’d probably kill myself. Wait, the hoods are dry! Be right back. (more…)

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Tags: "teabagging", 9/11, abortion, Adolf Hitler, AIPAC
Posted Jul 15th 2009 at 2:36 pm in Politics | 182706188 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jtsimpson/2009/07/15/my-secret-life-as-a-conservative-republican/My+Secret+Life+as+a+Conservative+Republican2009-07-15+21%3A36%3A48John+T.+Simpson

“I’m Against Guns and Violence, Unfortunately Reality Has Intruded on My Delusional Paradise.”

“Thing is, he’s going to kill me.”

“Have you gone to the police?”

“Yes, of course I have.”

“And what happened?”

She shakes her head from side to side, wraps her arms protectively around her chest.

“I got a restraining order against Ned, that’s my ex-boyfriend. But you know what good that is, don’t you?”

“Tell me.”

She inscribes a big zero in the air. (more…)

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Tags: firearms, gun control, guns, Right to Bear Arms, second amendment
Posted Apr 7th 2009 at 6:39 am in Entertainment, Military, Politics | 95894144 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ravrech/2009/04/07/%e2%80%9cim-against-guns-and-violence-unfortunately-reality-has-intruded-on-my-delusional-paradise%e2%80%9d/%E2%80%9CI%27m+Against+Guns+and+Violence%2C+Unfortunately+Reality+Has+Intruded+on+My+Delusional+Paradise.%E2%80%9D2009-04-07+13%3A39%3A26Robert+J.+Avrech

Backdoor-ing the Second Amendment

If I could wave a magic wand and change anything about the good old U.S. of A. tomorrow I wouldn’t fix the economy or get us out of Iraq and Afghanistan. I wouldn’t wish away the Obama budget or Nancy Pelosi. I wouldn’t even mystically make our borders secure or stop the assault on the sanctity of human life. The one thing I would change is to give everyone in the country a massive dose of critical thinking skills. I would make it the number one priority of things to be taught in schools. I believe if I could fix this problem all the others would fix themselves.

Let me give you an example. On Sunday I was watching Fox News and one of the newsreaders was doing a piece on the drug war on our southern border. Part of this story was a short interview with the liberal New York Congresswoman Nita Lowey. Ms. Lowey hates the fact that you have the right to own a gun. Of course, she never came out and said that. Instead Ms. Lowey was faithfully reciting the administration talking points about the Mexican border drug war which includes the idea that the problem on our southern border is largely due to the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. (more…)

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Tags: Barack Obama, border enforcement, gun control, guns, Mexican Drug Cartels
Posted Mar 31st 2009 at 6:23 am in Media Criticism, Politics | 925944 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/03/31/backdoor-ing-the-second-amendment/Backdoor-ing+the+Second+Amendment2009-03-31+13%3A23%3A19Jeffrey+Jena