If you don’t know who Armond White is, you’re missing out. Dubbed the “Internet Troll” of movie critics, the eloquent and controversial critic for the New York Press recently received mainstream attention after his performance as the host for the New York critics award ceremony. White was called out by other publications like EW and the Village Voice for his performance, where he brought his controversial opinions on the films being award on stage with him.
White rose to prominence, and Internet infamy, when he became the only critic to give a big “thumbs down” to “Toy Story 3.” That act of blasphemy inspired people to look at his other reviews. When they did, they were shocked, shocked I tell you, to see that he had given the critical whipping boy “Jonah Hex” a glowing, and introspective review. Intrigued by the controversy, I decided to read through dozens of White’s reviews. You see, I don’t take the media at face value. Decades of being lied to have taught me to research on my own and develop my own, educated opinions. Is White simply an Internet troll, purposely dissing what others praise in an attempt to gain attention? Or is he something more, a critic not only of film, but of the entire media? And, in what is truly relevant to Big Hollywood, what do White’s reviews and media criticisms tell us about the ingrained leftist thought in the Hollywood/Media complex?

My research revealed that White may be the last, best hope for real, intellectual film criticism left in the age of the Internet. We’ve talked at length on this site about how relevant film critics are nowadays. Everyone has a voice online, and for the low cost of $50/month, some free time, and a free website template, anyone can be Roger Ebert. But film criticism, true film criticism, is much more than that. When we think of film critics, we think of Ebert, or Leonard Maltin, or Pete Travers. At best, these guys are “populist” critics, giving their opinion like a sort of Consumer Reports for movies. Is it worth your $10 bucks? But true film criticism, practiced by the likes of Pauline Kael, Andre Bazin and Francois Truffaut is an entirely different animal. It is an educated pursuit, one that examines film like a literary text, pulling it apart and analyzing individual films on multiple levels.
White’s writings ask many questions. Should our opinion of a film be colored by it’s marketing approach? Should how much a film costs affect our expectation of its quality? Just because a film comes out of Sundance, should we consider it an “art” film when it may not be worthy of the title? Likewise, can a B horror movie actually contain more substance than the latest winner of the IFP spirit awards? Should we consider a film to be “adult” or “intellectual” simply because it has a coded style that differentiates it from television or other studio films? And politically, should we accept leftist film as “truth” without examining how well or effective the film makes its case based on its own narrative and internal logic? (more…)