Dead, Divorced, Married, Pregnant, Or In Jail

by Rodney Lee Conover

I saw “Gran Torino” finally and it put me in a mood. I see where Paris Hilton says she’s only slept with “a couple of people;” but I’m guessing it’s because the rest of them told her to leave right after.


My only 2009 resolution is to lose weight, so I ordered the paperback version of “The Best Life Diet,” which is by Oprah Winfrey’s trainer Bob Greene. The bad news is the shipping weight was somewhere between 140 and 320 pounds. (more…)

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Posted Jan 17th 2009 at 8:30 am in Celebrity News | 18 Comments