“Paul’s Boutique.” I remember thinking, “That’s a weird name for an album.” Turns out, that wasn’t the only thing weird about the album. Masterfully produced by the Dust Brothers, “Paul’s Boutique” contains samples on top of samples, twisted into other samples. I know there are some that, at best, don’t consider this an art, and at worst consider it theft. 

 I thought it was the coolest thing I’d ever heard. 

The Eagles, The Supremes, The Commodores – no one was safe from the Beastie Boys; Mike D. was ecstatic that the Beatles threatened to sue over the use of three of their songs in one Beastie Boys song, “Sounds of Science”  (Best. Song. Ever.). Lyrically, the album was, again, the height of hilarity. Mike D. rapped, “I’m Mike D. and I’m back from the dead. Chillin’ at the beach. Down at Club Med.” This in itself is not funny, but the line shows how in tune to the pop culture zeitgeist the Beastie Boys were. Again, this is pre-Internet, but a rumor had circulated in, oh, 1987 or 1988 that Mike D. had died. My first college roommate was from DC, and he refused to believe it was in fact Mike D. on “Paul’s Boutique”: “That dude’s dead, man.” Their pop culture references grew more varied. They are uniquely conscious of pop culture bits that the rest of us have forgotten about, as demonstrated with the line from “Hey Ladies”: “I’m not James at 15, or Chachi in Charge”. Who in their right mind had any recollection of “James at 15”, a 1970s dramedy about a boy who was, well, 15 years old (It was called “James at 16” once James had a birthday)? But the line that made me declare them to be hip hop geniuses was: “Make another record ‘cause the people they want more of this, suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz.” Dude rhymed Horovitz. Damn.  (more…)

Our political leaders need a quick block of instruction in the concept of the chain of command. It goes like this, in descending order of rank:

#1: Us Citizens.

#2: You elected officials.

I really prefer writing long pieces on why Ernest Borgnine, Lee Marvin and Johnny Rotten rule. It’s more fun to talk about how everything in popular culture that everyone else likes actually sucks, and I’m even going to provide some inspirational music selections below. But duty calls. Right now, a bunch of people whose salaries you and I pay and who work for us are telling us to shut up and do as we’re told.

That’s just not gonna happen. (more…)