An Open Letter to Speaker Pelosi

Ms. Pelosi: 

I’ll make this brief because I know you are busy. 

I wanted to remind you of the oath you first took in 1987 and reaffirm at the start of each new Congress. It reads:

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.

Maybe I am missing something but I read nothing about political parties, putting your interests above the nation’s, or putting your party’s interests above the nation. (more…)

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Tags: CIA, enhanced interrogation, pelosi, torture, waterboarding
Posted May 20th 2009 at 5:09 pm in Politics | 1394182 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bhamer/2009/05/20/a-letter-to-speaker-pelosi/An+Open+Letter+to+Speaker+Pelosi2009-05-21+00%3A09%3A27Bob+Hamer

Inside the Head of Nancy Pelosi

Gourmet cheese… Adolpho the world’s most expensive hair stylist… Lake Como… Van Cleef & Arpels… Tiffany… 

WATER-BLAH BLAH BLAH…. 

Armani… Cole-Haan… Private Jets with mahogany paneling…

WATER-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP….

Little Doggie sweaters… delicious, though insanely-overpriced-for-being-grown-locally California fruit… Chanel… The Galapagos Islands… AL Gore; President of the Galapagos Islands… Al Gore in big Moo-Moo whilst President of the Galapagos Islands… (more…)

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Tags: CIA, nancy pelosi, Obama, pelosi, Speaker Pelosi
Posted May 19th 2009 at 12:38 pm in Political Humor | 13613011 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/emannix/2009/05/19/inside-the-mind-of-nancy-pelosi/Inside+the+Head+of+Nancy+Pelosi2009-05-19+19%3A38%3A48Ernie+Mannix

Waterboard Pelosi — Let’s Get to the Truth!

Nancy Pelosi this morning let the floodgates open.  In a ‘frank and open’ press conference she waffled and redirected.  She explained, rationalized, dodged and obfuscated.   She bobbed and weaved.  She danced the Paso Doble.  It was a masterful exhibition of Terpsichore, with lovely grand jete’s, loop-de-loops and chicanery. 

I haven’t seen such tap dancing since last year’s So You Think Ya Can Dance auditions.

Looking and sounding very shaky and rattled, she maintained that she had no idea the Enhanced Interview Techniques used on suspected terrorists to get vital life-saving information from them included waterboarding.  Misremembering expertly, Ms. Pelosi said in her briefing, she was told that waterboarding techniques “were…not…being…employed.”  (It apparently is a useful technique with politicians interested in convincing you of the sincerity and impeccable veracity of their statements  …to…slow…down…and… …emphasize…each…word.   As in, “I…did…not…have…sex…with that woman…Miss Lewinsky….”)

How…stupid…do…you…think…we…are? (more…)

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Tags: bush, Cavuto, CIA, lie, Obama
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The Party of ‘No’

Are we the party of ‘NO’?

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dianne Feinstein, et al, have gone on record to call the Republican Party ‘The Party of No’. 

Why?  Because we say NO to socialism?   NO to racism?   NO to weak foreign policy footing, kowtowing to despotic world leaders?   Because we say NO to socialized medicine?   NO to fomenting class-warfare, NO to raising taxes on the affluent?   NO to killing babies in the womb, NO to redefining traditional marriage?   NO to calling returning veterans extremist nut-jobs to be placed on a watch-list?   NO to thinking we can spend and tax our way back to prosperity by saddling our grandkids with a Mt. Everest sized debt? (more…)

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Tags: Chris Muir, deficit, Obama, Party of "no", Party of Know
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Planet Dumbassnotion

The City of Riverside, California today announced a new plan, in light of the high volume of foreclosed homes, that it was going to start buying foreclosed home, fix them up, and resell them to ‘the needy’.  Isn’t that nice?  The city government in that lovely southern California town is going to do something to ‘make a difference’.  Using tax payers dollars, they are going to enter the house-flipping industry in the midst of possibly the most disastrous housing market on record.

Uh…say what??

Okay.  Here again I find myself having awakened on the parallel-universe planet of Dumbassnotion – a delightful world where reason and logic are turned upside-down and everything you know is completely wrong.  (more…)

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Tags: Barney Frank, California, Chris Dodd, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac
Posted Apr 27th 2009 at 3:41 pm in Politics | 1181943 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggraham/2009/04/27/planet-dumbassnotion/Planet+Dumbassnotion2009-04-27+22%3A41%3A02Gary+Graham

Mainstream Media: All Bias No Thunder

President Barack Obama paid a surprise visit to the troops recently in Baghdad. For that I applaud him. The troops were buoyed up by a visit by their Commander and Chief. And that is a good thing. He also praised them for their service and commitment. Also a good thing. Then he went on to say that they had done a remarkable job in giving Iraq a great gift; the chance to govern themselves in a Democratic fashion. A free people now able to seek their own path thanks to the efforts of the U.S MILITARY!

Uh, come again? (more…)

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Tags: george w. bush, Iraq, John Kerry, Murtha, Obama
Posted Apr 13th 2009 at 2:03 pm in Media Criticism | 104958One Commenthttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/sspencer/2009/04/13/where%e2%80%99s-the-thunder/Mainstream+Media%3A+All+Bias+No+Thunder2009-04-13+21%3A03%3A59Spike+Spencer

From Desk of: All the Congresses and President, Hope Change Without Bush Update

FROM : ALL US CONGRESS AND PRESIDENTS OF THE US

TO: ALL THE PEOPLES OF THE EARTH AND THE AMERICA.

CC: Madame Pelosis, Hary Reide, Sen. Frank, Not Bush. Mr. Gietner Taxes.

Dear American Friend!,

Oh the happytimes for us are coming without Bush. Assureing the future pleasent times for the Americans. Her’is what we are doing for this things: (more…)

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Tags: "China", British, Christmas, England, Erupe
Posted Apr 9th 2009 at 4:53 pm in Political Humor | 98710No Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/emannix/2009/04/09/from-all-the-congress-and-president-americans-hope-status-update/From+Desk+of%3A+All+the+Congresses+and+President%2C+Hope+Change+Without+Bush+Update2009-04-09+23%3A53%3A18Ernie+Mannix

Quick!!! While He’s Outta the Country, Let’s Change it Back to ‘America’!!!!!!!

The Prez has flown to England and there’s only one thing to do while he’s gone: Let’s get our country back. Okay, it’s not going to be easy, there are a lot of hurdles.  I’m pretty sure I can take Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and that puffball press secretary Gibbs.  Multiple adversary bash-a-thon!!!   Hai-Yah!!

Barney Frank I ain’t touchin’… I’m not a homophobe; I simply suffer from an irrational childhood fear of Elmer Fudd.

And Nancy Pelosi?  I’m sending my friend Andrew Breitbart in to cross-check her hard into the glass.  (I know he’s been dyin’ to get the go-ahead.)  I am certain that if I confronted her, she would hit me with that death ray from those Neutronium eyeballs of hers…the same ones that hypnotize the Washington press corps into not busting up every time she opens her mouth. (more…)

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Tags: apology tour, bailout, geithner, Obama, pelosi
Posted Mar 31st 2009 at 3:14 pm in Celebrity News, Featured Story, Politics | 9427028 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggraham/2009/03/31/quick-while-he%e2%80%99s-outta-the-country-let%e2%80%99s-change-it-back-to-%e2%80%98america%e2%80%99/Quick%21%21%21++While+He%27s+Outta+the+Country%2C+Let%27s+Change+it+Back+to+%E2%80%98America%E2%80%99%21%21%21%21%21%21%212009-03-31+22%3A14%3A26Gary+Graham

Obama Survival Kit

If the trajectory of the Obama administration continues like this we’ll have to make little adjustments to our lifestyle. So here’s a checklist for making it through 2012:

Yes, we’re still obsessed with culture and groupthink so we should try to blend in with the rest of the survivors of the Obamacalypse. Wear football pads, utility boots with optional baseball bat with rusty spikes sticking out. Mohawks or purple hair are all the rage and help others identify you when riding your motorcycle over the desert wasteland that used to be known as the desert wasteland of California. Goggles are a nice touch, too. (more…)

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Posted Mar 23rd 2009 at 5:20 pm in Political Humor | 87274114 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dtennapel/2009/03/23/obama-survival-kit/Obama+Survival+Kit2009-03-24+00%3A20%3A42Doug+TenNapel

Narcissist On Wire

Even before it won this year’s Academy Award for Best Documentary I was curious to see “Man On Wire.” Movies so often reflect the zeitgeist of the time that a lot can be learned from trying to divine what makes a film speak to its audience.

If you haven’t seen it, “Man On Wire” is an engrossing documentary about the French wirewalker, Philippe Petit who, on August 7, 1974, spent about forty-five minutes balancing on a wire illegally stretched between the two World Trade Center towers. Much of the film is put together out of home movies that Petit, his girlfriend Annie Allix, and a variety of cohorts made of themselves during the six years they plotted and trained for their crime. That’s the first indication that something is very much morally awry with Petit and his pals. Talented circus performer that he may be, Petit fancies himself to be such a “great artiste” that his narcissistic desire to defy death while demonstrating his skill trumps all protestations. He merits his obsession to be so important, that it all had to be documented for posterity. There are numerous episodes showing his friends, desperately trying to talk him out of his insane scheme, and even some thirty years later one of his co-conspirators breaks down in tears recalling the stress from the possibility that he might have been complicit in his friend’s death. Nevertheless, Petit’s insufferable self-importance sweeps away all their objections. (more…)

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Tags: Congress, leno, man on wire, narcissism, Obama
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Let Us Not Praise Famous Men (Or Women)

The way that liberal politicians and Hollywood celebrities carry on over the plight of poor people, you might easily get the idea that they actually know some.  They don’t.  Why would they when they only hang around with each other? 

Those two groups are made up entirely of narcissists.  Who else would want or need to exist entirely in the spotlight?  They’re like moths.  The irony is that, physically, the two groups couldn’t be more different and, yet, on a per capita basis, they probably spend the same amount on Botox, collagen and plastic surgery.   When it comes to nips, tucks and hair transplants, alone, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden, have spent enough money to keep several poor families in vittles for years to come.  (more…)

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Tags: biden, Botox, Hillary Clinton, Hollywood Celebrity, Limousine liberals
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found

Recently geocached and unearthed in a shoebox at Vasquez Rocks; these newly found quatrains of the great Nostradamus are presented here for the very first time: (I sure as hell believe it.)

Quatrain IIVX

The woman of the dome of the Pelosis. Bring forth and give her the highest flying bird with the golden seats. Let the low dogs and workers pay in gold for her comforts and cheese. Into the heavens trans back and forth the great continent to visit in kind the land of foggy coastal insanity. (more…)

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Tags: Nostradamus, Nostradamus Predictions, Obama, pelosi, Reid
Posted Mar 12th 2009 at 2:23 pm in Political Humor | 77762103 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/emannix/2009/03/12/new-nostradamus-predictions-found/New+Nostradamus+Predictions+Found2009-03-12+21%3A23%3A42Ernie+Mannix

Inside The Head Of President Obama

“Thank you members of the press. Nice to see you. I’ll have a short statement then I’ll be happy to take some questions….”

Oh-oh- teleprompter went dead. Remain calm. Smile. Make eye contact.

Why the hell are all the press naked and smoking cigarettes? ……….. David Gregory,… Hannity, and Helen Thomas?! 

Wake up. (more…)

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Tags: Ciagrette, Obama, pelosi, Teleprompter
Posted Feb 21st 2009 at 7:53 am in Political Humor | 4872269 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/emannix/2009/02/21/inside-the-head-of-president-obama/Inside+The+Head+Of+President+Obama+2009-02-21+15%3A53%3A56Ernie+Mannix

OPM – The Socialist Drug of Choice

When it comes to the wit and wisdom of Karl Marx, it’s likely that his most quoted statement is, “Religion is the opiate of the masses.” The perverse irony in that quote is that all of Marx’s pseudo-scientific philosophical and sociological musings are so antithetical to common sense and basic human nature, that in order to believe them one must take a leap of faith far greater than any required for belief in a religious dogma. Certainly, George Orwell had Marx in mind when he famously quipped, “There are some ideas so preposterous that only an intellectual could believe them.”

 Marx wasn’t stupid, though, and surely recognized that in order to get his magical notions widely embraced, people would have to give up their traditional ideas of religiosity, since it is difficult if not impossible to maintain a belief in two, utterly conflicting religious faiths at the same time. Tragically, the true believers who swallowed the toxic claptrap Marx advanced have brought far more misery and brutality into the world than all the fundamentalist religious faiths of history combined. Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot (to name a few of the most egregious examples), all held at their sociopolitical core the same pseudo-religious tenets that Marx proposed, and the staggering amount of death and torture those monsters precipitate dwarf, by several orders of magnitude, the suffering resultant from any religious beliefs. ( I know, some who are ignorant of history will object and say that Nazism and Fascism were Right-Wing movements. To them, I suggest they read Jonah Goldberg’s seminal book “Liberal Fascism” to learn the truth. The word Nazi was an acronym stemming from the German name for the National Socialist Party!) (more…)

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Tags: Karl Marx, Obama Stimulus, Other People's Money, pelosi, Reid
Posted Feb 19th 2009 at 8:01 am in Featured Story, News, Politics | 54470116 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ebalogh/2009/02/19/opm-the-socialist-drug-of-choice/OPM+-+The+Socialist+Drug+of+Choice2009-02-19+16%3A01%3A05Endre+Balogh

The Republican Bipartisan Myth

Shangri-la and Brigadoon and Bipartisan.  Three mythical places.  One of which few Republicans have seemingly ever heard.  Because if there is one thing we can take from the first weeks of the “New” Washington, it’s that the (liberal) Democrats are incompetent (old news, really) and the Republicans are disingenuous when it comes to bipartisanship.  Oh, sure, they talk up the swellness of President Obama every chance they get.  And will continue to do so as long as his approval numbers are above fifty percent.  But most GOPers tend to become like children who dance hysterically in a sandbox when it comes time to play with others.

Despite all the sit-downs Obama had with the Republicans – apparently too many for Speaker Pelosi’s tastes – and despite the fact that the House version of the Stimulus Bill contained specific tax breaks for which the Republicans had asked – though not to the degree they wished – not a single GOPer would break ranks, step up and vote for the bill.  A surprisingly “my way or the highway” attitude for the minority party whose eight years of good cogitating was a major factor in whipping America into the stellar fiscal shape we find ourselves. (more…)

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Tags: Barack Obama, Democrats, Economy, Gov. John Lynch, house
Posted Feb 14th 2009 at 6:45 am in News, Politics | 50394229 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jridley/2009/02/14/the-republican-bipartisan-myth/The+Republican+Bipartisan+Myth2009-02-14+14%3A45%3A20John+Ridley

Congratulations: URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED – Payment Notification of your UNCLAIMED STIMULUS

Congratulation:

FROM: MOST HONORABLE SPEAKOR PELOSI + ALL CONGRESS

MINSTERS FINANCIAL – WASHINGTON DC
CAPITOL BUILDING
WASHINTON DC 
AMERICA

TO: ALL HONARABLE NOBLE CITIZANS OF AMERICA

RE: YOUR UNCLAIMED STIMULUS

CONGRATUALTION! On this honorable day for us, we beeseech you for the favor of your reply in kind. The time is now for your urgent action to be taken for the securing your stimulus wealth.  I am mandated to make this acknowledgement officially to you by the powers and CHANGE imposed on me. (more…)

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