My grandparents were killed instantly. I lived.  My grandparents were driving an AMC Gremlin. I was driving a Dodge 3500 diesel dually pickup truck.

AMC is now out of business. Dodge Trucks are still selling well. The free market decided that we didn’t need AMC Gremlins.

I still drive a Dodge dually. We factor in safety versus miles per gallon on every automobile purchase that my wife and I make. Devo could not have said it better: “Freedom of Choice…It’s what you want!” Freedom to choose is a basic American right. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness are guaranteed to me and 299,999,999 other Americans by the Constitution.

Mr. President, I did not give you nor the Federal Government permission to use my tax dollars to bailout Chrysler or GM. Neither did any of my friends. We did not have a choice in that matter.

We all knew that GM and Chrysler were headed for bankruptcy. So be it. It would be a hit to the American economy. Yep. Let’s take the hit and move on. I believe President Obama, that you knew that GM and Chrysler were headed to bankruptcy as well, but by giving them our money first, you were able to seize control of the American auto industry. In one fell swoop, you became the head of GM and Chrysler. You turned the United Auto Workers Union into GM and Chrysler owners. You nailed the coffin shut on Ford, the one manufacturer who turned down your money (…our money). How is Ford going to negotiate wages with a union that is now also their competitor?

Mr. President, you have created an army of Czars that are answerable only to you.  Our Constitution says that only Congress has the power to create taxes and they are answerable to the people. Not only does our new car Czar not answer to Congress, he won’t even go on Neil Cavuto. Where is the transparency, Mr. President?

But I digress. Your administration has already strong-armed the auto industry into accepting mileage compliances for their new vehicles. Michael Moore is giddy with the fact that the US Government now owns 60% of GM. He wants you to end the auto industry as we know it. According to him, GM should only produce bullet trains, buses and hybrids. If the two of you have your way, Americans will no longer be able to purchase a GMC SUV or a big Dodge truck.

Our family car is a General Motors Hummer H2. I am sure you are familiar with the brand and model; you just sold them to China. China may not want our debt, but they will still take our SUVs.

It is fairly common for us to get cut off and then flipped the finger by eco-saints whenever we drive into the city. Several times we only narrowly avoided a serious freeway accident. Quite often, Mr. President, these cars have bumper stickers with your name on them. These self-righteous “Earth Savers” feel completely justified in their actions as they curse at my children and me because they are only offending and risking the lives of people who are riding in a “planet killer.”  The fact that we heat our house with reclaimed wood, run almost 100% of our ranch on solar power, grow our own fruits and vegetables, and for the three weeks out of the year when our dirt road washes out, the only way in or out of our ranch is in a 4×4 Hummer or it’s equivalent, never enters into their sanctimonious consciousness.

I see this same kind of prejudice in your speeches and your actions Mr. President. I see this same arrogance as you steer our nation away from free enterprise and into the arms of the Central Planning Committee.

Last week, my wife was rear-ended by a driver who never even hit his brakes. His truck slammed into my wife at 50 miles per hour.

I thank God that the Germans put good steel in their vehicles and know a little something about engineering. If my wife had been driving an AMC Gremlin, she would probably be dead now.

Soon my children will be driving and buying cars of their own. Mr. President, will you allow them to have freedom of choice or will you doom them to take their chances in a 21st century AMC Gremlin?

Lily Tomlin’s newest video blasts Gov. Sarah Palin and Fox News’ Neil Cavuto.

But Tomlin forgot to bring the funny.

The ageless comedian’s new “humor” clip can be seen at The Women on the Web’s site. In it, she dresses up as her iconic Ernestine character, the opinionated telephone operator, to lash out at those she thinks are cruel to animals. It plays out like one of Jon Stewart’s “Daily Show” rants. Yeah, that bad.

When did comedians give up on making us laugh?

Naturally, Gov. Palin’s animal hunting from helicopters theme comes up first. Next, Ernestine rails against Cavuto for suggesting lobsters don’t feel pain when they’re being boiled.

Tomlin can certainly make whatever argument she pleases, but can’t she at least amuse us at the same time?

The funniest part, and not ha ha funny, is that Tomlin treats Michael Vick with far less anger and venom than she delivers to Cavuto or Gov. Palin.

Tomlin feels weird judging Vick, the chronic dog abuser, but not the Alaskan Governor. Hmmm.

I’m not a man of strong faith, so I’m constantly looking for signs of God working around me. As a comic I have to believe that God has a sense of humor. Yesterday those two things ran smack into each other in Washington D.C.

In the middle of the worst spring blizzard of the past thirty years, and with temperatures in the twenties, some of those sharp minds who have “settled” the global warming debate held a protest. I kept thinking of that line from the old folk song “Oh, Susanna”: the sun so hot I froze to death.” Both Steven Biel of Greenpeace and the website for Capitol Climate Action said it was the “largest act of civil disobedience for climate change” in the history of the United States.”

So I’m thinking how many people must have been there in the snow, 20,000? 50,000? 100,000? Both of these sources claimed the crowd to be 3000. Really? That’s it? That was the biggest global warming protest, ever? There were more people than that in my freshman college biology class.

Looking like a fool out in the show while screaming about how hot it is one thing but going on Fox News and confirming you’re a moron is another. Mr. Biel hit the Neil Cavuto Show that afternoon to confirm sticking to the script sometimes isn’t the best idea. The interview is full of classic environmentalist one liners debunked by Mr. Cavuto, but this was my favorite:

Cavuto: …just the Earth in a funk. And now it’s cold again.

Biel: Well, you’d be hard pressed to find a climate scientist or physicist who agrees with that.

Cavuto: No, actually no. I’ve had dozens on this show.

This winter is the coldest in over thirty years in North America and Europe. The polar ice cap in the north, you remember the one that wasn’t big enough to chill a decent martini last year according to Al Gore, is at its thickest since 1979. Polar bears are thriving, Key West is still above water and one of the few places in the country where real estate is dropping faster than the far left’s credibility.

All that aside, my major objection to the climate hysteria is that no one knows what the optimum temperature for human life on the planet is. Who’s to say that the human race won’t thrive even more if the temperature goes up a few degrees? I hope we won’t be leaving the answer to that question up to Greenpeace.