People Change, So Stop Sweating the Muslim Brotherhood
by Greg GutfeldSo as I write this, the whole Egypt thing seems to have cooled down a little.
We’ve been told that, temporarily, the military will take over. And then there’s the Muslim Brotherhood, who swear on their sexy camels they aren’t interested in seeking power.
I dunno.
Here’s the way I look at this, which is based on my own “granddad bank robber” theory.
The theory is this: if you read about some dude robbing a bank, you figure he should be caught, and punished.
But if the story mentions that the dude is a grandfather, reporters focus on that.
Suddenly there’s something charming about a gun-toting thug who smells like toffee and poligrip.
He probably drinks Ovaltine.
That’s where the Muslim Brotherhood comes in. It’s being considered by our own Prez as having a role in Egypt’s future, just because, it’s been part of its past, for so long.
Because – as something ages – no matter how bad it is -it gains respect.
Except for strippers, this is the norm.







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