‘Law & Order’ Jumps the Shark

The only surprising thing about hearing that Law & Order was going to take on the Bush administration over “torture” is the realization that Law & Order is still on the air.  This car-wreck of a series has been bouncing around NBC’s schedule since the first Bush administration doing the impossible – making lawyers look even worse.  Thanks, guys.

Law & Order’s mysteries are as unpredictable as where the sun will come up tomorrow morning.  In a typical episode, when the cops arrest a gang member you can safely bet the climatic trial denouement will reveal the real killer to be either the wealthy corporate executive,  the ambitious conservative politician or the hypocritical Christian preacher.  You know, kind of like in real life. (more…)

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Tags: 9/11, bush, Conservatives, Geneva Conventions, law & order
Posted Sep 29th 2009 at 5:03 am in Entertainment, Featured Story, Politics | 236382145 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/kschlichter/2009/09/29/law-order-jumps-the-shark/%27Law+%26amp%3B+Order%27+Jumps+the+Shark2009-09-29+12%3A03%3A49Kurt+Schlichter

Burt’s Eye View: Liberalism is a Cult

For the longest time, I’ve insisted that liberalism is the religion of choice for atheists, agnostics and run-of-the-mill secularists.  After all, be they Christians, Jews, Moslems or Buddhists, the truly devout accept the tenets of their religion on faith.  They can try to have logical debates with the likes of a Christopher Hitchens, but in the end it all comes down to a couple of people getting red in the face, hollering “Is so” and “Is not” at each other. 

But, of late, I’ve decided that referring to liberalism as a religion for non-believers is showing it too much respect.  It far more resembles a cult.  Even the expression about leftists drinking the Kool-Aid refers to an actual cult, the one created by the certifiable loony, Jim Jones.  Having led his flock of deranged sheep from San Francisco to Guyana, one day in 1978, he ordered more than 900 of his followers to drink Kool-Aid laced with cyanide.  (more…)

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Tags: CAIR, Islam, liberals, Obama, townhall
Posted Sep 10th 2009 at 11:09 am in Politics | 218982162 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bprelutsky/2009/09/10/burts-eye-view-liberalism-is-a-cult/Burt%27s+Eye+View%3A+Liberalism+is+a+Cult2009-09-10+18%3A09%3A47Burt+Prelutsky

Our Agenda…

…NO FEAR!
“We The People” are here to take back our house!

IF YOU’RE A FEMINIST–MAKE UP
IF YOU’RE A CHAUVINIST–CATCH UP
IF YOU’RE A MODERATE–FESS UP
IF YOU LEAN RIGHT–STRAIGHTEN UP
IF YOU’R A LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE…
WHATEVER-GIDDY UP & MOVE ON

Fear

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Tags: agenda, Chauvinists, Fear, Feminists, liberals
Posted Aug 16th 2009 at 1:52 pm in Art | 20362621 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/aalvillar/2009/08/16/our-agenda/Our+Agenda...2009-08-16+20%3A52%3A56Alvaro+Alvillar

Examining Leftist Thinking

The question that’s been preying on my mind is who is best suited to study those strange beings known as liberals.  It strikes me that they’d be fit subjects for psychiatrists, who might be in a position to figure out why they revere the people they do — people such as Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, Al Gore and Ted Kennedy — men who haven’t a single notable accomplishment to their name, aside from either winning elections or eliminating them altogether.  Or perhaps it would be more appropriate for biologists to delve into the left-wing organism, and determine how it is possible that creatures without brains could have survived so long in an often hostile environment.

If you don’t believe that liberalism is a serious malady, consider that Paul Krugman of the New York Times, when addressing Sonia Sotomayor’s remark about an Hispanic woman being better qualified than a white man to be a judge, said that she was merely being entertaining.  Even if Mr. Krugman is, as his comment suggests, more easily entertained than a backward three-year-old, I have a feeling that he wasn’t nearly as forgiving when Trent Lott, on the occasion of Strom Thurmond’s 100th birthday in 2002, said it was a shame that the old Dixiecrat hadn’t been elected president in 1948. (more…)

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Tags: 57 states, Afghanistan, Al Gore, Barack Hussein Obama, Barney Frank
Posted Jun 11th 2009 at 5:03 am in Politics | 15668213 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bprelutsky/2009/06/11/notes-from-the-liberal-front/Examining+Leftist+Thinking2009-06-11+12%3A03%3A57Burt+Prelutsky

‘Idol’ Reaction Proves Immutable Law: LLTL

LIBERALS LOVE TO LOSE. When liberals lose, it enables them to feel more superior than they naturally feel. It affords them the opportunity to bitch about injustice and unfairness.

When they win, hell, it was a fair fight. They never, while basking in the glow of a victory, say, “Whew. Thank God the unfairness worked out in our favor this time!” or “The voting machines finally worked!”

They also hedge their bets before a contest, positioning themselves as the enlightened open-minded ones and their opposition as gun and religion loving inbreds before the actual contest has gone down, so in the event of a defeat, they’re prepared to act like victims rather than losers.

I’m referring, of course, to the phenomenal “American Idol” finale, an event that capped off an unbelievably good season of TV. From “Fringe” and “Idol,” to “Friday Night Lights” and “The Office” — and finally to “Lost,” I’ve loved the stuff on the tube this winter/spring. I treated last night’s “Idol” fantastically cheesy finale as a season ending celebration of great TV. (more…)

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Tags: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Beastie Boys, Kris Allen, liberals
Posted May 23rd 2009 at 11:03 am in Celebrity News, Featured Story, Politics | 140402One Commenthttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ccannon/2009/05/23/immutable-law-lltl/%27Idol%27+Reaction+Proves+Immutable+Law%3A+LLTL2009-05-23+18%3A03%3A24Cam+Cannon

Democrats — Why so Unhappy?

I think myself a happy person. Perhaps it’s because I enjoy writing and telling jokes for a living, and I have friends and family I cherish. I also delight in simple pleasures; a cold beer after mowing the lawn and some meat on the grill is all it takes to make my day. Sure I wish things were better right now, but I live in America, and in America the possibilities are close to infinite.

A recent study by the Pew Research Center has discovered that Democrats tend to be less happy than Republicans. That comes as no surprise to me. For the past eight years we have been listening to the whining about a stolen election, a war for oil, shredding the Constitution, Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton! You would think that now that they own both Houses of Congress and the White House, they should be happy. The economy is in the tank (as we told them would happen, if they ever got control of the government) but yet they still don’t seem to be happy. (more…)

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Tags: Conservatives, liberals, Pew Research Poll, poor, Rich
Posted May 21st 2009 at 3:13 pm in Featured Story, Politics | 1391667 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/tslagle/2009/05/21/misery/Democrats+--+Why+so+Unhappy%3F2009-05-21+22%3A13%3A50Tim+Slagle

Steven’s Epic Journey (The “Good” Liberal List)

Very rarely does an artist open himself up to the point of being vulnerable.  However, during these uncertain times, it is necessary to take risks for the sake of art.  Picasso had his brush, Beethoven had his piano and I have my camera.  Conservatives rejoice!

I smell an Oscar, people.

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Tags: abortion, liberals, Terrorism, torture
Posted Apr 30th 2009 at 5:50 pm in Entertainment, Political Humor, Politics | 1228863 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/04/30/stevens-epic-journey-the-good-liberal-list/Steven%27s+Epic+Journey+%28The+%22Good%22+Liberal+List%292009-05-01+00%3A50%3A57Steven+Crowder

Hollywood’s Default Villain: Your Employer

Watching “24″ this week, I realized that our number one threat is multi-national corporations with battalions of hired killers on the payroll.  Similarly, “Michael Clayton,” “The International,” the new “State of Play” and many others have taught me that big companies assassinate their rivals, whistleblowers, policemen and random passersby with astonishing regularity.

I wish.  But then, I’m a trial lawyer and I could use a new house.

Sadly, the real world is much more esoteric than the portrait Hollywood paints, and the real threat is not quite so picturesque.  Instead of corporate death squads composed of hardboiled mercenaries with high tech assault rifles, the real killers are boring jihadi doofuses with dusty AKs, booby-trapped Fiats and the occasional boxcutter.   

Let’s stop and check the numbers.  Real terrorists, counting the victims of 9/11 and American losses in Iraq and Afghanistan: Over 7900 murdered. Victims of corporate murder: Zero. Nada. Zip. I would add in the number of Iraqis and Afghanis murdered by these folks, except that toll is beyond counting.  And to many liberals, their lives don’t seem to count anyway. (more…)

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Tags: 24, business, hollywood, liberals, michael clayton
Posted Apr 30th 2009 at 8:08 am in Entertainment, Politics | 1213463 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/kschlichter/2009/04/30/the-default-villain/Hollywood%27s+Default+Villain%3A+Your+Employer2009-04-30+15%3A08%3A26Kurt+Schlichter

One Billion Turn Out Lights to Highlight Threat from Climate Change. When Lights Return, One Million Infidels Found Killed by Terrorists

OK, so if you were mujahedeen, after Saturday night’s display of defiance and retaliation by the Free World against global warming/cooling/something, wouldn’t you totally be like:

“Hey, Infidel — Look! Does one cloud look darker to you than the other?”

“Ohmygod — where?!” (Infidel looks up.)

Sound of throat slashing.

“Works every time! Works every time!” the mujahed laughs to himself as he moves on to the next vigilant infidel.

Ever notice how as the threat of global terrorism reaches a crescendo, so apparently does the threat of global climate change? (more…)

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Tags: Al Gore, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, climate change, earth hour
Posted Mar 30th 2009 at 9:03 am in Political Humor | 914183 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jgorin/2009/03/30/one-billion-turn-out-lights-to-highlight-threat-from-climate-change-when-lights-return-one-million-infidels-found-killed-by-terrorists/One+Billion+Turn+Out+Lights+to+Highlight+Threat+from+Climate+Change.+When+Lights+Return%2C+One+Million+Infidels+Found+Killed+by+Terrorists2009-03-30+16%3A03%3A12Julia+Gorin

I Wanna Spend Yo’ Money!

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Tags: a.i.g. generational spending, bail outs, Barack Obama, Conservatives, liberals
Posted Mar 27th 2009 at 7:01 am in Political Humor, Video | 89990One Commenthttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/arachel/2009/03/27/i-wanna-spend-yo-money/I+Wanna+Spend+Yo%27+Money%212009-03-27+14%3A01%3A47Alfonzo+Rachel

Is Hollywood’s Hard Left Lost in Victory?

Politically speaking, it’s quiet in Hollywood. Too quiet.

It’s not a foreboding kind of stillness like the sunrise on a battlefield before the ranks are formed. It’s not an anticipatory breed of shush as “jocund day stands tiptoe” before a big game or the opening of Christmas gifts. (more…)

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Tags: bush, Gay, hollywood, Left, liberals
Posted Mar 4th 2009 at 6:33 am in Media Criticism, News, Politics | 7210246 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jslewinski/2009/03/04/is-hollywoods-hard-left-lost-in-victory/Is+Hollywood%27s+Hard+Left+Lost+in+Victory%3F2009-03-04+14%3A33%3A35John+Scott+Lewinski