Earn Big $$$ the NEA Way!

It’s true — U.S. government demand for art and art-like products has never been higher! Uncle Sam and the good folks at the National Endowment for the Arts are on the lookout for go-getting, obedient artists like you for a fast-paced career in state propaganda. With the quick and easy Federal Art Instruction Institute course, now you too can get a first class ticket on the federal art gravy train!

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From heath care to the economy to the environment, Washington has become infested with pesky state enemies who are clogging up the legislative pipeline and making life miserable for our cool, art-loving president. That’s why he has ordered the NEA to fund obsequious bohemians to help him exterminate the competition and drive traffic to his hip new website Servile.gov. The Federal Art Instruction Institute will show you how to get off funemployment and on the payroll of this exciting $3.6 trillion growth industry!

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Tags: ACORN, Art, Barack Obama, Leftist propaganda, nea
Posted Sep 23rd 2009 at 4:47 pm in Art, Politics | 23399451 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dburge/2009/09/23/earn-big-the-nea-way/Earn+Big+%24%24%24+the+NEA+Way%212009-09-23+23%3A47%3A24Iowahawk

Are You Artists or Propagandists?

Count me as one of the proud, independent and struggling painters who will not be a shill for the current administration. Let me make it clear — the NEA and artists who take orders from Obama’s henchmen are nothing more than shills for one of the most corrupt administrations this great nation has ever seen. It’s one thing when artists make political art out of personal conviction, however misguided or ignorant we may be, but to be put into the service of the White House propaganda machine in return for grants and/or other considerations at the expense of already over-taxed Americans is despicable and dangerous.

When did artists in this country decide it was a good idea to take marching orders from the government? Did I just wake up in some third-world country from a long sleep or am I having a nightmare where I go back in time to Mao’s China, Stalin’s Russian or Hitler’s Germany? No such luck — this is actually happening here and now and some of you artists are too stupid to figure out you’re being had. Wake the $%@# up! Always question the powers that be! The only “change” that has taken place are the faces in high places. Politicians have an agenda-first, last and always — but make no mistake — these guys are worse, much worse! (more…)

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Tags: artists, freedoms, Hitler, Jon Voight, Leftist propaganda
Posted Sep 23rd 2009 at 11:12 am in Art, Featured Story, Politics | 23108260 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/aalvillar/2009/09/23/are-you-artists-or-propagandists/Are+You+Artists+or+Propagandists%3F2009-09-23+18%3A12%3A31Alvaro+Alvillar

Under the (Hypocri)Sea 3D: More Silver Screen Child Abuse to Scare Your Kids

Today, among the major box office releases debuting at the theater, is “Under the Sea 3D,” a fascinating, visual wonder about sea life.  It’s very cool–and occasionally creepy, like when giant, poisonous sea snakes jump out at you from the IMAX screen.

But while this great cinematography would make a great scientific outing for you and your kids, you’ll have to outfit them with heavy duty earplugs or enroll them in a deprogramming seminar, afterward.  That’s because narrator Jim Carrey (yup, that guy) repeatedly hits you over the head about how we  humans are destroying the underworld (no, not that underworld) and the fish and other wildlife that live there.  (No mention, though, of how Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy repeatedly “global warm” with their private jets and heavy lighting and energy use on movies.)  (more…)

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Tags: deprogram the kids, Global warming, Jim Carrey, Leftist propaganda, Under The Sea 3d
Posted Feb 13th 2009 at 4:01 pm in Entertainment, Reviews | 5030624 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dschlussel/2009/02/13/under-the-hypocrisea-3d-more-silver-screen-child-abuse-to-scare-your-kids/Under+the+%28Hypocri%29Sea+3D%3A++More+Silver+Screen+Child+Abuse+to+Scare+Your+Kids2009-02-14+00%3A01%3A11Debbie+Schlussel