Stand Up Notes From Flyover Country: Janeane Is Off Her Meds and Other Stories

I happened to see some clips of alleged Janeane Garofalo on the Bill Maher show the other night. I have a warning for anyone who sees her in person or is near her: Janeane is off her meds again and the voices in her head have taken control.

She is already on record as believing that anyone who does not worship at the Church of Radical Leftism is a “straight up racist.” Beside not understanding the English translation of her argot “straight up,” I am sure that anyone who is even a little bit clear headed can imagine a world where people who thought Condi was dandy and helped Michael Steele get to the helm of the GOP might not take race as the deciding factor with Obama. Be that as it may, Ms. Garofalo assured us that not only were right-wingers racists, but the GOP has been the bastion of White Supremacy since the 1950’s.

Keeping in mind one of the favorite saying of my friend Larry Elder, “Facts are like kryptonite to toe-tag liberals.” (Mr. Elder defines liberals as “toe-tag” if they believe in government intrusion in our lives from birth until they put the tag on your toe in the morgue.) I will present a few facts to try to bring Janeane back into the real world. (more…)

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Tags: Bill Clinton, Bill Maher, cbs, Condi Rice, David Letterman
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‘NewsBusted’ 10/02/09 — Comedy News from the Right

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Tags: Chris Brown, David Paterson, Dementia, FCC Diversity Czar, global cooling
Posted Oct 2nd 2009 at 6:33 pm in Media Criticism, Video | 2393908 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/newsbusters/2009/10/02/newsbusted-100209-comedy-news-from-the-right/%E2%80%98NewsBusted%E2%80%99+10%2F02%2F09+%E2%80%94+Comedy+News+from+the+Right2009-10-03+01%3A33%3A50NewsBusters

Mark Levin: The Thomas Paine of our Time

In September of 2001, I found myself employed at a theater in Los Angeles playing the part of Ben Franklin in the musical “1776.” The show is about the signing of the Declaration of Independence: an entertaining history lesson that concludes with all the bells in Philadelphia ringing and the actors freezing in a tableau recreating the famous painting of the original signers. It stirs up feelings of patriotism in the hearts of all but the most America-hating of theater goers.

As luck would have it, the first week of the show’s run concluded on Sunday September 10th. The next morning, I slept in, then awoke to find an answering machine message from my wife, who’d driven off to a breakfast date. “Turn on the TV,” her breathless voice said. “New York City has been bombed.” I spent the rest of the day, like most of the country, glued to my set, unable to believe what I was seeing or hearing. (more…)

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Tags: "1776", "Liberty vs Tyranny", "Men in Black", 9/11, Larry Elder
Posted Apr 6th 2009 at 6:58 am in Featured Story, Politics, Reviews | 9827869 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/obean/2009/04/06/mark-levin-the-thomas-paine-of-our-time/Mark+Levin%3A+The+Thomas+Paine+of+our+Time2009-04-06+13%3A58%3A15Orson+Bean