I QUIT POLITICS
by Victoria JacksonI quit politics.
For one thing, I can’t sleep because I absent-mindedly forgot to include three of my favorite Freedom Fighters in my Truth Tellers list, Levin, Malkin and Coulter. I love them. If they ever find out that I forgot to mention them in my last blog, they will forever not know how much I respect/honor them. This is giving me a headache, and making me chew off all of my new fake fingernails. I can’t even enjoy my rented DVD Season Two Compilation of “Mad Men.” Oh, and I love Stossel, Gallagher, Stein and Morris too!
Okay, then I find out Gingrich is pal-ing up with Pelosi about Global Warming! Eww! Defector! Oh man! Strike him off my list. Now! He’s off!
Picking leaders is painful. Voting. If you put their name up on your car, or in your yard or tattoo it to your face, you are suddenly responsible for every move they make and every word they say. Too much pressure.
Thirdly, I cannot bear the hatred of the Left. Their comments. The look on their faces in my rear view mirror when I see them noticing my “Fox News: Truth” bumper sticker, or my “Glenn Beck” bumper sticker, or my “Okay, joke’s over. Bring back the Constitution” bumper sticker. Their snide glances and snaps of disgust. I can’t take it anymore. Hatred hurts. (more…)





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