Where’s My Stimulus Money?!

It seems that a lot of people have completely forgotten about the billions of tax-payer dollars that have already been spent.  Don’t you worry folks, I’ve got you covered. Steve the P.A. from Iowa and I hightailed it across the country to see if our money was truly being put into a legitimate recovery program… Or being spent on frivolities.  Take a guess!

PS:  Don’t worry. Nobody actually swam in the Salton Sea during the making of this video. Well, a German tourist did, but I think he got shot. (more…)

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Tags: Jobs, Ladybird Lake, Salton Sea, stimulus, taxes
Posted Jul 31st 2009 at 1:07 pm in News, Political Humor, Politics, Video | 19562252 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/07/31/wheres-my-stimulus-money/Where%27s+My+Stimulus+Money%3F%212009-07-31+20%3A07%3A49Steven+Crowder

Daily Gut: The Death of Awareness

It used to be that the most important job in the world was to “raise awareness.” Everyday we were told how important it was to do it for issues like AIDS, global warming, and indoor plumbing. But just as raising awareness had become fulltime jobs for millions of people bearing clipboards and acne, in some very important arenas the crusade is now being undermined. Destroyed, even.

Look at the issues that will potentially devastate your bank account. There, “raising awareness” no longer matters. It happened first with the stimulus bill.  It was far more important to push that mess through than it was to actually read it. Nationalized health care? Beyond knowing that we need it right now – what else is there? And what of this cap and trade muck? It’s way too dry – too bad there aren’t any Cliffs Notes. (more…)

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Tags: AIDS, bumper stickers, Cap and Trade, Cliffs Notes, Global warming
Posted Jul 20th 2009 at 11:17 am in Daily Gut, News, Politics | 187838107 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutfeld/2009/07/20/daily-gut-raising-awareness-about-awareness/Daily+Gut%3A+The+Death+of+Awareness2009-07-20+18%3A17%3A06Greg+Gutfeld

What Are We Stimulating?

I heard today that the eighteen million jobs that are supposed to be created by the Obama Over-Stimulating Bill are to be paid at union wage. It is a small detail. Apparently it was in the fine print that nobody had the time to read because if the bill wasn’t passed quickly global warming, excuse me, climate change was going to gobble up the middle class which would collapse the banking industry and lead to the collapse of the American car industry. Who wants to be stuck driving a Honda made in Tennessee that might run flawlessly for three or four hundred thousand miles when you could get a Buick that will probably be dead before you finish paying for it? (more…)

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Tags: AFL-CIO, Jobs, minimum wage, Obama, Stimulus Bill
Posted Mar 17th 2009 at 12:37 pm in Political Humor, Politics | 8210626 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/03/17/what-are-we-stimulating/What+Are+We+Stimulating%3F2009-03-17+19%3A37%3A16Jeffrey+Jena

Burying California

With apologies to John Lennon, everybody in California sing along:

Imagine there is no Government,
It’s easy if you try,
Just essential services
No bureaucratic lies
Imagine all the people keeping more of their dough,
You may say I’m a dreamer…

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Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Californa Budget, California, Jobs, taxes
Posted Feb 20th 2009 at 4:27 pm in Political Humor | 5515451 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/02/20/california-or-bust/Burying+California2009-02-21+00%3A27%3A30Jeffrey+Jena