Stand Up Notes From Flyover Country: Admit It, Conservatives Are Racist

Fellow conservatives, the time has come to drop the facade and come clean with the American public! Let’s admit that Carter, Clinton, Maher, Garofalo and a host of others are right and that we are just a bunch of low IQ, knuckle dragging, mouth-breathing, inbred, sheet wearing racists.

There I said it. I feel better already. It’s time to fess up that it isn’t about our beliefs or principles, or morality or the Constitution.  It’s all about race. We conservatives have feigned our approval of Michael Steele, Condi Rice, Clarence Thomas, Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Larry Elder and a host of other Black conservatives for far too long.  We reject Ward Connerly, Niger Innis, Shelby Steele, Armstrong Williams and Kenneth Blackwell. Who needs them!

The leftist are correct: (more…)

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Tags: Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Bill Maher, Black Conservatives, Janeane Garafalo
Posted Oct 28th 2009 at 5:41 pm in Politics | 253502101 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/10/28/stand-up-notes-from-flyover-country-admit-it-conservatives-are-racist/Stand+Up+Notes+From+Flyover+Country%3A+Admit+It%2C+Conservatives+Are+Racist2009-10-29+00%3A41%3A20Jeffrey+Jena

Stand Up Notes From Flyover Country: Janeane Is Off Her Meds and Other Stories

I happened to see some clips of alleged Janeane Garofalo on the Bill Maher show the other night. I have a warning for anyone who sees her in person or is near her: Janeane is off her meds again and the voices in her head have taken control.

She is already on record as believing that anyone who does not worship at the Church of Radical Leftism is a “straight up racist.” Beside not understanding the English translation of her argot “straight up,” I am sure that anyone who is even a little bit clear headed can imagine a world where people who thought Condi was dandy and helped Michael Steele get to the helm of the GOP might not take race as the deciding factor with Obama. Be that as it may, Ms. Garofalo assured us that not only were right-wingers racists, but the GOP has been the bastion of White Supremacy since the 1950’s.

Keeping in mind one of the favorite saying of my friend Larry Elder, “Facts are like kryptonite to toe-tag liberals.” (Mr. Elder defines liberals as “toe-tag” if they believe in government intrusion in our lives from birth until they put the tag on your toe in the morgue.) I will present a few facts to try to bring Janeane back into the real world. (more…)

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Tags: Bill Clinton, Bill Maher, cbs, Condi Rice, David Letterman
Posted Oct 7th 2009 at 9:55 am in Featured Story, News, Political Humor | 240386118 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/10/07/stand-up-notes-from-flyover-country-janeane-is-off-her-meds-and-other-stories/Stand+Up+Notes+From+Flyover+Country%3A+Janeane+Is+Off+Her+Meds+and+Other+Stories2009-10-07+16%3A55%3A52Jeffrey+Jena

From Susan Boyle to Janeane Garofalo

True beauty and true ugliness do not enter the room quietly. They barrel in, and spread quickly. Within hours of each other, extreme beauty and extreme ugliness came in different forms, overwhelming lesser matters.

A woman named Susan Boyle walked onto a stage in a British singing competition. A 47 year old woman who lives with a cat, she drew derisive laughter from the moment people saw her. To describe her as “frumpy” would be generous. People looked at her and thought that she was “ghastly.”

Competitions like the one she was in are for beautiful people. Frumpy people need not apply, and ghastly people should not even be outside. After all, how could society possibly survive if anything other than A-List celebrities were allowed in our living rooms?

Then she began to sing. She chose the song “I Dreamed a Dream” from “Les Miserables.” From the moment the audience heard her voice, they began cheering wildly. There is beauty, and then there is sheer gorgeousness. This was one of the all time stunningly beautiful vocal performances. If she does get to sing for the Queen, there will be two queens in the room. (more…)

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Tags: "I Dreamed a Dream", Janeane Garafalo, Simon Cowell, Susan Boyle, Tea Parties
Posted Apr 19th 2009 at 10:47 am in Celebrity News, Politics | 1093109 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/egolub/2009/04/19/from-susan-boyle-to-janeane-garofalo/From+Susan+Boyle+to+Janeane+Garofalo2009-04-19+17%3A47%3A46Eric+Golub

Hollywood Political Mental Disorder

Mental disorders don’t come to Hollywood they’re cultured there. It all takes place inside the social interaction of petri dishes disguised as auditions, lunches, movie sets, movie premieres and fund raisers.

After ample time is spent cultivating inside these infected petri dishes, subjects unknowingly begin to show signs of “Hollywood Political Mental Disorder,” or HPMD. The frustrating thing about HPMD is that the cure is so close the subjects can’t see it. (more…)

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Tags: Bill Maher, hollywood, Hollywood Political Mental Disorder, HPMD, Janeane Garafalo
Posted Mar 26th 2009 at 9:21 am in Celebrity News, Politics | 89262No Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jlindsey/2009/03/26/hollywood-political-mental-disorder/Hollywood+Political+Mental+Disorder2009-03-26+16%3A21%3A47Joseph+Lindsey