Top Five Films That Michael Moore will Never Make
by Brian CherryThere is a lot that a person can learn from watching “Scarface.” While most of the lessons involve how to build a drug distribution empire, alternative uses for a chainsaw, and what not to do with your tongue when trying to impress a young lady, this movie also gives us some insight into the nature of Michael Moore. There is a scene in the film where Tony Montana’s boss, Frank Lopez, is describing what a “chazzer” is. Frank describes the term “chazzer” as a Yiddish word for “pig.” In the world of “Scarface,” one of the traits of a chazzer is that “He don’t fly straight no more.” This is the perfect description of Mr. Moore.
I am not calling Michael a pig because he hasn’t seen his toes since zoot suits were in fashion, or that he seems like the type who roots around the snack cake aisle at the supermarket like a hog rooting for truffles. I am calling him a pig because all objective evidence points to the fact that he fits the definition of chazzer. Michael is a pig that doesn’t fly straight.
OBAMA AND ME
Michael Moore first rolled onto the American scene when he made the film “Roger and Me.” This movie was about the evils of General Motors and how the callous pursuit of profits by then CEO, Roger Smith, resulted in American plant closures and the unemployment of thousands of union workers. At this point in his career he was very interested in what was going on with the world’s biggest auto producer (at the time) and how it affected the working man. (more…)







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