Piers Morgan is a CNN primetime host, a valued position at a cable news network that likes to present itself as down-the-middle, objective, centrist, and fair … everything it says their competition is not. But if you watch the clip below, you have to ask yourself why a supposedly objective news outlet would host a comedian famous for being vulgar and openly hostile towards conservative women.

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For those of you who live the clean life, a “MILF” is a “Mother I’d Like to F—.” Now, you can’t blame Bill Maher for being Bill Maher. In fact, it’s this kind of rabid soundbite that makes him a regular guest on these kinds of shows. But why is he a guest?

Well, if you notice, when Maher refers to Governor Palin and Congresswoman Bachmann as MILFs, Morgan audibly chuckles.

That explains a lot.

Using Bill Maher and Jon Stewart and David Letterman and Tina Fey and other left-wing showbiz types is all part of the MSM’s overall gameplan to personally destroy conservatives. Phase one is elevating left-wing celebrities as serious commentariats by having them on as guests or presenting clips of their work or employing them as permanent hosts of “The View.” Phase two is for the MSM to use their commentary/comedy as a way to practice the politics of personal destruction. Case in point: Maher’s demeaning and diminishing of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann — two serious, accomplished, and savvy leaders — into sexual objects. This is nothing more than a different play from the same playbook that found the MSM using Tina Fey’s Palin impersonation over and over and over again until it stuck in the minds of some voters. “Saturday Night Live” has less than 10 million viewers a week. But thanks to the mainstream media’s obsession with destroying Palin, EVERYONE saw Fey’s impersonation.

This is no accident.

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So let me tell you about Storm, a baby. It seems when Storm was born, his (or her) parents sent out an email. It read:

“We’ve decided not to share Storm’s sex for now – a tribute to freedom and choice in place of limitation, a stand up to what the world could become in Storm’s lifetime (a more progressive place? …).”

Yes, they want to raise a genderless child. No boy toys. No dolls! No surprise.

Kathy Witterick is Storm’s mom – who I’ll call Goofball, since Kathy is so gender specific. Goofball practices “unschooling,” which says a child’s curiosity trumps the learning process.

Forget report cards, tests or books – junior’s intuition should lead to the best decisions.

It did for me: I ate a lot of paste.

And then there’s Goofballs’s hubby, David – who I will call Doreen, because David is so patriarchal.

Doreen teaches at a school that deals with class, race and gender.

Yeah, that’ll get your kid a job!

Talk about a self-perpetuating machine of stupidity. Who needs the three R’s when you only need one, and it’s rage?

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Tonight, we’ve got Chris Jericho!

Mark Hoppus!

Ann Coulter!

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So it’s a fracas in France, with protesters throwing stones and smashing windows. Oil workers and garbage men are striking, causing a shortage of fuel, but no shortage of trash.

Let’s go to a protester, teacher Lidwine Mure, to explain:

“It’s important to come out because France wouldn’t be what it is today if the generations that came before us hadn’t taken to the streets.”

And…what is France today?

It’s bankrupt, Lidwine.

And…what’s driving this heroic protest? Oppression? Fascism? Threat of war?

No – vacations. Really.

You know how folks in France enjoy not working for really long periods of time? Well, it turns out that, after a while – when you don’t work, you can no longer pay for stuff – like the pensions that allow you to loaf around. (more…)

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So during “Greg’sGayBarGate,” there’s been the usual piffle from the humorless left – all who accuse me of provocation.

The best, of course, arrive from Media Matters – home to lonely, middle-aged men who still write “FAIL” in their tweets.

Here’s Simon Maloy, a senior associate master fellow emeritus:

Make no mistake — Gutfeld’s motives are offensive. He thinks the way to justify his own religious intolerance and that of his conservative cohorts is to mock Muslims and gay people.

Of course, he offers no evidence of said religious intolerance.

(seriously, Simon, dad had bigger dreams for you.)

Anyway, when half-wits are half-right, does that make them a quarter- cretinous? Perhaps. But hey, they are correct that my Islamic gay bar is a provocation. But it wasn’t directed at Muslims (for them, it’s actually a sincere gesture). (more…)

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Tonight’s gunna be fun.

Any more bar name ideas, please leave here.

There will be an update on how the project is coming. I want to thank all the interest in investment, and will have the plan together very soon! (more…)

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Tonight, a delightful show!

Jim Norton!

S.E. Cupp! (more…)

So the barefoot bandit was arrested Sunday, and it got me to thinking.

And you know I like to think!

I asked myself: Why do so many news networks romanticize a criminal, just cuz he doesn’t own any shoes?

And how stupid can a criminal be that he kept going barefoot – when his odds of capture would have dropped if he put on some Keds? Or, at least some tasteful pumps?

Bottom line: he’s a nice looking white kid who’s committing seemingly victimless crimes, so the media (and even some of his “victims”) are letting him off the hook. But there are victims – insurance companies have to pay for the stolen crap, which raises our premiums. (more…)

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