Daily Gut: Chickenhawks For Polanski

So Roman Polanski is in hot water, again – but this time it`s not at Jack Nicholson`s house. Instead, he`s in a Swiss jail, and Hollywood is desperately trying to come to his rescue. Woody Allen, Debra Winger and Whoopi Goldberg, among others, have come to his defense – in what can only be described as brave acts of selective anti-feminism.

What is a selective anti-feminist? It is a feminist who turns a blind eye to sexual abuse if it`s done by someone who shares their assumptions about the world (like a creepy film director or a left wing politician with a penchant for opening his front door without his pants on).

In other words, they`re “chickenhawk rapists.” (more…)

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Tags: Chickenhawks, Gutfeld, hollywood, Polanski
Posted Sep 30th 2009 at 2:53 pm in Daily Gut | 23827870 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutfeld/2009/09/30/daily-gut-chickenhawks-for-polanski/Daily+Gut%3A+Chickenhawks+For+Polanski2009-09-30+21%3A53%3A57Greg+Gutfeld

Daily Gut: Our 600th Show

So tonight`s show is Red Eye`s 600th.

And that’s kind of amazing. I`ve never done 600 of anything – and that includes reverse tricep curls (which I invented, by the by). But from the day we began, on February 5th, 2007 to tonight –we`ve witnessed some pretty amazing events. And thankfully, Red Eye was there to cover them – when no one else would.

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I mean, who can forget the dog that barked like a cat? It was the story Katie Couric wouldn`t touch – but we were there – covering the dog that barked like a cat.

And what of our in-depth coverage of John McCain`s election sweaters? While everyone else focused on irrelevant issues, we asked the tough questions about those ugly sweaters. (more…)

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Tags: 2007, 600, February 5th, Gutfeld, Katie Couric
Posted Sep 17th 2009 at 2:35 pm in Daily Gut, Featured Story | 22809866 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutfeld/2009/09/17/daily-gut-our-600th-show/Daily+Gut%3A+Our+600th+Show2009-09-17+21%3A35%3A42Greg+Gutfeld

It’s a Trap!!!!!

It’s a Trap!!!

Admiral Ackbar is one of my favorite characters in the Star Wars franchise.  He still looks more real than any CGI character today despite being brought to life by 1982 technology.  He also has the immortal line, “It’s a Trap,” when the rebels discover that the Death Star is “fully armed and operational.”

In case you missed it, here’s Ackbar reacting to other “traps.”

Conservatives have walked into a trap of late, or as Michael Steele might say, “have stepped in it.” Why should the liberals, with their rogues gallery of freak shows and incompetents, even sweat it when the Conservatives are too busy fighting with each other?  How much time on blogs, cable news, and Sunday talk-shows is dedicated to Conservatives arguing about the direction of the “party” or challenging each other on the authenticity of their Conservative credentials? (more…)

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Tags: Add new tag, admiral ackbar, Conservatives fighting each other, Dick Cheney, Gutfeld
Posted May 29th 2009 at 6:47 am in Media Criticism, Politics, Video | 142650No Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/lscott/2009/05/29/its-a-trap/It%27s+a+Trap%21%21%21%21%212009-05-29+13%3A47%3A41Leigh+Scott

The Real Culprits Behind 9/11

Ever since I wrote critically about the TV show “Rescue Me’s” attempt to incorporate 9/11 truther conspiracies into their plotline, I’ve received a small but intense amount of hate mail, including even a short missive from one of the actors, a 9/11 truther himself.  He said I was “really dumb.” Which, I must admit, isn’t as bad as another truther wishing I would die from AIDS – or the other one who opined on the size of my genitalia.  But hey, no one ever said these folks were classy. 

“Rescue Me’s” Daniel Sunjata

But it got me to thinking. Many of the letter writers said I should maintain an open mind over such matters, because, as these conspiracy theorists note: it’s not about having the answers, but raising the questions. Some narrow minded jerks might say that’s way too easy – you can raise questions about everything and still be right about nothing – which is why conspiracies are so much fun, after all. But whoever says that would be narrow minded. 

And probably racist.  (more…)

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Tags: 9/11 truther, Gutfeld, Maria Cotillard, Rescue Me, rosie o'donnell
Posted Feb 13th 2009 at 12:19 pm in Celebrity News, Featured Story, Political Humor | 50242252 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutfeld/2009/02/13/the-real-culprits-behind-911/The+Real+Culprits+Behind+9%2F112009-02-13+20%3A19%3A12Greg+Gutfeld

Bill Kristol vs. Matt Damon – The Debate Transcript

(Third installment in the not-so-unbelievable Upside Down Bizarre World series.)

Dateline: Next Thursday.

Announcer Voice Over:  Live from New York City, it’s The Bill Kristol – Matt Damon Debate, and here’s your moderator for the evening: Greg Gutfeld.

Greg Gutfeld:  Hello, I’m Greg Gutfled, host of the Fox News late night show Red Eye. Tonight I am coming to you live from the stage of Town Hall here in New York City for a debate between Mr. Bill Kristol and Mr. Matt Damon. The audience has been told to hold their applause (and their privates) except for when introducing our two debaters - which happens right now! (more…)

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Tags: Bill Kristol, damon, debate, Good Will Hunting, Gutfeld
Posted Jan 31st 2009 at 6:15 am in Political Humor | 3390643 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/emannix/2009/01/31/bill-kristol-vs-matt-damon-debate-the-transcript/Bill+Kristol+vs.+Matt+Damon+-+The+Debate+Transcript+2009-01-31+14%3A15%3A30Ernie+Mannix

Barackosis

In just five days, incredible tales of Obamamania have spread across the land like acne on a teenager’s back. A bakery conjures up Obama cupcakes, a British director – recovering from a bout of sobriety – produces a play about our luscious President – and a scientist has created “nanobamas” – likenesses of the Messiah on material a tiny fraction of the width of a human hair.

What we are seeing is not normal, friends – but reflections of a disease – what I call “Barackosis” and it’s worse than swine flu, bird flu and sleeping with David Geffen combined. Imagine a disorder that blends the earnestness of global warming theology with the compulsion of internet porn – creating a relentless need to remind yourself how great it was that you voted for Obama – over and over until your hands are blood-raw from patting yourself on the back. (more…)

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Tags: Barack Obama, barackosis, david geffen, Gutfeld
Posted Jan 23rd 2009 at 10:49 am in Celebrity News, Politics | 2886575 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutfeld/2009/01/23/barackosis/Barackosis2009-01-23+18%3A49%3A20Greg+Gutfeld