Posts Tagged ‘gore’

Burt Prelutsky

Burt’s Eye View: Have You No Shame, Leftists?

by Burt Prelutsky

Back in 1954, a lawyer named Joseph Welch became famous virtually overnight when he looked contemptuously at Joe McCarthy and said, “Have you no decency, sir, at long last?”  As clumsy as the line was, he said it so effectively that the next thing we knew, Otto Preminger had hired him to play a judge and deliver equally sanctimonious lines in “Anatomy of a Murder.” 

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The question of decency runs through my head every time I see or hear a celebrity or a politician these days.  For instance, I keep asking myself if I am more disgusted by what Roman Polanski did some 30-odd years ago or what his legion of defenders are presently saying in his defense.  Just because he directed a couple of good movies and a lot of lousy ones, we have most of Hollywood signing petitions on his behalf.  Whoopi Goldberg, who was apparently paying close attention when Bill Clinton was parsing the word “is,” has gone so far as insisting that what Polanski did to the 13-year-old girl wasn’t really rape.  The problem with calling these Hollywood freaks on the carpet is that the more repulsed that normal human beings are with them, the more convinced they are that they’re as sophisticated, not to mention morally superior, as their press releases claim they are.  (more…)

Leigh Scott

Kill Polar Bears, Drink Coke to Save the Planet!

by Leigh Scott

Everybody knows that Global Warming is real.  The debate is over.  No one with any real common sense would dare challenge the fact that human CO2 production is directly related to rises in temperature.  To save the earth from massive disaster we must all take action NOW.

Luckily our Great Leader and the people in Washington who look out for us poor, ill-educated masses have set “Cap and Trade” into motion.  The heathens and “anti-intellectuals” will cynically point out that “Cap and Trade” is a massive tax, a way to further grow government, a way to control behavior and a way to benefit Democratic supporters and lobbyists.  But those of us who righteously follow “smart power” know better.


Saving the planet.

Cap and Trade isn’t enough.  I’ve taken a few minutes to scour the halls of knowledge (i.e. the Internet; Wikipedia and the Huffington Post to be specific) to relay a couple more things that you can do to stop the biggest threat to our planet right now!

1) Drink more carbonated beverages.   That’s right, enjoy that delicious Coke, Diet Coke or A&W Root Beer.  See, the bubbles in soda products are made from…you guessed it, deadly CO2.  When you drink it, your body absorbs the CO2, emitting far less CO2 than the contents of the original soda. Your body is like a little CO2 destroying factory.  So, drink up.  But please note, I didn’t say drink more Pepsi products.  That’s because I own stock in Coke and not Pepsi.   I don’t think Pepsi puts as much CO2 into their drinks as Coke. Yeah, that’s it.  Pepsi has 5/10th less carbon byproducts per linear ounce than Coke, so drink Coke. (more…)

Ernie Mannix

Recently Discovered: More Nostradamus Premonitions

by Ernie Mannix

My research at the La Brea tar pits has uncovered even more Nostradamus Quatrains that just may, (I repeat in the name of truth and science); may pertain to our current national situation. My humble opinion as to what the Quatrain just might be saying is in parentheses next to the listing. You be the judge. (Additional research at Bob’s Big Boy in Burbank and J.G Melon’s in NYC.)

Quatrain 3 Century XMII (The Vice President)

Then came in the wild stories. The tall of the truth will be at full ebb. Laughter from high rooms of the House of White walls. Quash factus, push out all that matters in truth. Rove on in the snicker. Wash away all the real and only then the Byden will spin the tallest tales and really shovel the crap. (more…)

James Hudnall

How Many Idiots Does It Take to Turn Off A Lightbulb?

by James Hudnall

…apparently, as many ideologues you can get to follow the pied piper march of the latest global warming scam: Earth Hour. 

A couple of the usual entertainment suspects made some gross-out videos to get us to go along with the program. See, according to them if you switch off your lights for an hour, you are voting for the planet. But what you’re really doing is raising your hand when they say: “Which suckers believe in this crap?”

They want you to get used to the idea of turning off your lights when they tell you because, believe me, they will be telling you to in the future. And it won’t be a suggestion. The excuse will be climate change, of course.

Yet, increasingly, fewer people are accepting the climate change mantra. One reason is the weather has not warmed appreciably. In fact, if anything we had a much colder winter this year. NASA climate pimp James Hansen had to backtrack on some of his claims on more than one occasion. (more…)

Alfonzo Rachel

The O-Team: In Case Ya’ Missed It!

by Alfonzo Rachel

Dirk Bennedict played two of my favorite characters ever, in two of my favorite T.V. shows ever! Word to the Dirk! Glad to see him here on Big Hollywood!


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