‘Immortals’ Review: ‘300′ Lite – Less Calories, Same Great Taste
by Christian TotoConsider “Immortals” a cinematic snack while we wait … and wait … for the promised sequel to “300.”
The new swords and six-pack abs flick dabbles in the elements that made “300″ such a guilty pleasure. Merciless fight sequences. Monosyllabic heroes. More digital effects than “Green Lantern” and “Sucker Punch” combined.
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Add the future Man of Steel, Henry Cavill, and you’ve got a giddy blend of action and mumbo jumbo plotting. Then again, did anyone cheer on “300″ for its nuanced storytelling?
Cavill stars as Theseus, a Greek peasant trying to protect his town from King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke), a ruler renown for his insatiable appetites. He’s always chomping something, with flecks of food clinging to his scruffy beard. Fruit, meat, scenery, there’s nothing ol’ Hyperion won’t munch on. But he really hungers for world domination, and if he finds a magical bow he might just get it.







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