Wesley Snipes is now in a federal prison to start serving a three-year sentence for tax fraud.

While we firmly believe people should respect the law, pay their taxes, and expect consequences if they don’t, that doesn’t mean Wesley Snipes isn’t still badass awesome and most certainly no menace to anything other than an already bloated federal government that just can’t get enough of what doesn’t belong to them.

That doesn’t mean we’re not curious as to why Charlie Rangel’s not only free as a bird but still a sitting Congressman.

With that in mind, we wish Mr. Snipes a safe and speedy paying of his debt to society and assure him that we — his loyal fan base — will be here when he returns.

Can we get a FREE WESLEY!