Stand Up Notes from Flyover Country: Obama Announces New Apology Tour

President Obama has made the rehabilitation of the reputation of our country one of his top priorities. He wants to be the Sally Field of the international politics and know that other nations like us!  They really, really like us. To achieve that end he has apologized for just about every action of the Bush Administration and yet at the UN this past week several of the people the President has been trying to win over still seemed a bit distant. His new BFF Hugo Chavez did give him a nice “smells like hope” compliment, but several other still haven’t gotten the message.

President of all Iranians — both living and dead in the streets — Ahmadinejad still wants to build a few nukes even though Mr. Obama has told him not to. Colonel Qaddhafi, or Gaddahfi or Khaddafi, or Kaddafy or however you spell it, isn’t on board the love train either.

This has not deterred President Obama! Moving swiftly, he said he will name a new Apology Czar, rumored to be either Jimmy Carter or Maxine Waters and set a schedule for more apologies to settle all past wrongs of the United States. (more…)

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Tags: apology tour, czar, Hugo Chavez, Jeffrey Jena, Jimmy Carter
Posted Sep 30th 2009 at 11:36 am in Politics | 23563057 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/09/30/stand-up-notes-from-flyover-country-obama-announces-new-apology-tour/Stand+Up+Notes+from+Flyover+Country%3A+Obama+Announces+New+Apology+Tour2009-09-30+18%3A36%3A30Jeffrey+Jena

Found Nostradamus Predictions: ObamaCare, Czars, Joe Wilson and More!

Amazing. Digging in the parking lot at Barney’s Beanery in West Hollywood, (please don’t judge my hobbies), I found another set of the quizzical quatrains that heretofore have never been seen. This Nostra dude had it going on… and on.

QUATRAIN VICKS 44 XXII (Possibly Healthcare Town Hall meetings)

Yeah, the dwellers of the meeting in the hall of townsfolk,

Hath been shillithed by the men from the large white home,

Bringing a false love for the large plan of the nations medicines,

All good men, please turn your heads and cough. (more…)

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Tags: czar, health care, Joe Wilson, Nostradamus, Nostradamus Predictions
Posted Sep 15th 2009 at 6:42 am in Politics | 20445439 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/emannix/2009/09/15/found-nostradamus-predictions-obamacare-czars-joe-wilson-and-more/Found+Nostradamus+Predictions%3A+ObamaCare%2C+Czars%2C+Joe+Wilson+and+More%212009-09-15+13%3A42%3A16Ernie+Mannix

Obama Czar Van Jones Cut Vile, Anti-American Album in 2003 (NSFW)

This is no youthful indiscretion, this is 2003. Will the ObamaMedia be able to ignore a Czar associated with lyrics like this:

The American way manufactured by white folk in office, by these rich men here to mock us. The United States; a piece of stolen land led by right-wing, war-hungry, oil thirsty… And when it’s all said and done still can’t [garbled] the wrong place cause they got people of color playing servant to do that shit for them; mother fuckers ready to wipe out soft targets on territories harboring terrorists?

Tragedy.

The true terrorists are made in the U.S.

Truther/Czar Jones himself at the 4:20 mark: (more…)

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Tags: album, Barack Obama, cop killer, czar, Green Jobs Czar
Posted Sep 5th 2009 at 10:33 am in Art, Music, Politics | 218486138 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2009/09/05/obama-czar-van-jones-cut-vile-anti-american-album-in-2003-nsfw/Obama+Czar+Van+Jones+Cut+Vile%2C+Anti-American+Album+in+2003+%28NSFW%292009-09-05+17%3A33%3A46Big+Hollywood

Time for a Comedy Czar?

I love being a stand-up comic. I have gotten to travel all over the world. I have met and worked with a number of my idols in the business. I have been my own boss and set my own schedule since I quit my last “real” job way back in 1980. I get to use my God-given creative talents to make a living. What’s not to like?

The thing I like most about comedy is that is the last bastion of laissez-faire capitalism in America. There is no minimum wage and no salary cap. On the downside there is no pension plan and no health care. I get no sick days, no paid holidays, no personal days, and there is no family leave. I have to provide for myself and I do it gladly because there are no rules, no government regulations, and no unions.

My fear is that at the rate President Obama is going through the economy it won’t be long before he realizes that there are still a few Americans having some fun and outside his control. He is well on his way to ending the American automobile industry, private banking and nationalizing energy. Over at the Supreme Court we will soon have yet another activist judge who believes that equality of opportunity should yield equality of result and that if it doesn’t then there must be bias in the system.

It’s only a matter of time until the Obama administration will discover that there is an unregulated business in America and move to bring the comedy industry under control. His first move will be to appoint a Comedy Czar who will be responsible for all regulation joke telling, writing and the hiring and firing of comedians. He will address the inequity in pay issue. Why should Jerry Seinfeld and Kevin James receive more than I get for doing the same job? (more…)

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Tags: comedy, czar, government regulation, Obama, stand-up
Posted Jul 23rd 2009 at 5:01 am in Entertainment, Featured Story, Politics | 18849852 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjena/2009/07/23/welcome-to-obamedy/Time+for+a+Comedy+Czar%3F2009-07-23+12%3A01%3A55Jeffrey+Jena