‘NewsBusted’ 9/01/09 — Fake News from the Right

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Tags: Cap and Trade, chelsea handler, David Letterman, Douglas Brinkley, Fairness Doctrine
Posted Sep 2nd 2009 at 6:03 pm in Media Criticism, Political Humor, Video | 2166302 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/newsbusters/2009/09/02/%e2%80%98newsbusted%e2%80%99-90109-%e2%80%94-fake-news-from-the-right-2/%E2%80%98NewsBusted%E2%80%99+9%2F01%2F09+%E2%80%94+Fake+News+from+the+Right2009-09-03+01%3A03%3A40NewsBusters

Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Melanie

Lately, I have had this odd urge to stalk Chelsea Handler except that I accidentally quit drinking so I can’t figure out how to casually chat her up at the SkyBar bar in West Hollywood, but perhaps my back-up plan of flashing my ginormous ta ta’s during a taping of her show on E! might work. Or maybe I should ring up her little Mexican nugget Chuy, and let him know that the gal who wanted Bill Keller of the New York Times tried for treason for publishing secrets during wartime is on the phone and wants to chew the fat with Chelsea, and straighten her liberal ass right around.

The reason I bring up my disturbed fascination with the scatological inclined blonde bombshell is that I just finished reading her New York Times bestseller – “you go girl!” and Chelsea seems to be quite smitten with that sex kitten B. Hussein Obama. (more…)

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Tags: chelsea handler, e!, melanie morgan, skybar
Posted Jan 19th 2009 at 5:20 pm in Entertainment, Politics | 2400543 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/mmorgan/2009/01/19/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-melanie/Are+You+There%2C+Vodka%3F+It%27s+Me%2C+Melanie2009-01-20+01%3A20%3A57Melanie+Morgan