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	<title>Big Hollywood &#187; Che Guevara</title>
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		<title>Berkeley: Mecca to Liberal Idiots</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Crowder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got to admit that I set out to create this video expecting the finished product to be nothing more than tomfoolery as per usual. When I sat down to review the final version however, I realized just how sad/scary this is. These people are our future. They&#8217;ll be building our airplanes, teaching in our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got to admit that I set out to create this video expecting the finished product to be nothing more than tomfoolery as per usual. When I sat down to review the final version however, I realized just how sad/scary this is. These people are our future. They&#8217;ll be building our airplanes, teaching in our schools and possibly&#8230; running our country. I can honestly say that I wouldn&#8217;t trust 90% of these kids with a pair of scissors.  All of this begs the question: how did they get into Berkeley?  More importantly, what the heck are they teaching over there?</p>
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<p>Note:  No, I do not actually think that George W. Bush was a war criminal. Even though I was undercover, I felt dirty just wearing the shirt.</p>
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		<title>El Curioso Caso de William Morgan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 12:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Lima</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ask you, folks, wouldn&#8217;t this make a great movie:
Late 1950s, Toledo, Ohio, USA.
The Hero, rugged, blue-eyed, blonde-haired, is a searcher, misunderstood by family and friends. He is a freewheeling, Kerouacian type who in his twenties never kept a job or stayed in one place for long. He did a stint in the US Army: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ask you, folks, wouldn&#8217;t this make a great movie:</p>
<p>Late 1950s, Toledo, Ohio, USA.</p>
<p>The Hero, rugged, blue-eyed, blonde-haired, is a searcher, misunderstood by family and friends. He is a freewheeling, Kerouacian type who in his twenties never kept a job or stayed in one place for long. He did a stint in the US Army: stationed in Japan, he went AWOL, got himself time in the brig and a dishonorable discharge. The Hero tried working on a ranch, scratch. Joined the circus. Nope, not a fit. Everywhere the Hero goes, he confronts the questions: Why am I here? What do I do? Now 30-ish, he needs a purpose in life.</p>
<div id="attachment_126802" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 176px"><a href="http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/05/william.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-126802" src="http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/05/william-166x300.jpg" alt="The Hero" width="166" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Hero</p></div>
<p>One day the Hero learns that another American, a close friend from his Army days, has been murdered by goons of the corrupt dictator of an island nation. The Hero heads down to the Island and joins the rebels to fight against the dictator that killed his buddy. For perhaps the first time in his life, the Hero finds someplace where he is needed, and where he can make a difference. He&#8217;s had freedom all his life and has not known what to do with it; he finally finds his purpose: helping others fight for their freedom. The Hero&#8217;s military training proves invaluable to the rebels, among whom he eventually rises to the rank of Comandante, the highest rank in the rebel army. He falls in love with, and marries, Olga, a lovely 22-year-old rebel who is as fiery and committed as he is, and they have two daughters. The rebels triumph over the dictator and at first the Hero and his wife are happy in their new life, but the leader of the rebels in due time reveals himself to be a worse dictator than the one who preceded him, turning to the far-right and establishing not just a new authoritarian dictatorship, but an out-and-out totalitarian dictatorship. <span id="more-124126"></span></p>
<p>The Hero sees that friends of his from the former rebels are being arrested, imprisoned and even executed for speaking out against the totalitarian tack of the new dictator. The Hero and Olga begin stashing away guns, preparing for the day when the disciples of the new dictator come for them. The Hero is now a man without a country, as he has been stripped of his American citizenship by the U.S. State Department, a bureaucracy that does not understand that the Hero was fighting for freedom and justice all along, that the Hero never stopped being an American. The Hero and Olga are captured, dragged from their home and separated. The Hero is given a trial but the verdict was ordained before the court even convened. He writes Olga a last letter, which will not reach her until more than ten years after his death. &#8220;You have been my love, my happiness, my companion in life and in my thoughts in my hour of death&#8230;do not let your life become lifeless and sad,&#8221; he pleads with her.</p>
<p>The Hero stands in front of a firing squad. By most accounts, the new dictator and his younger brother are present at the execution; by some accounts, so is a rather creepy, long-haired fellow who speaks in the sing-song accent of a faraway country.</p>
<p>The executioner orders the Hero to kneel; the Hero answers:</p>
<p>&#8220;I kneel before no man.&#8221;</p>
<p>They riddle one of the Hero&#8217;s knees with machine-gun fire. He staggers but props himself up on one leg. They riddle the other knee with machine-gun fire, and only now does the Hero fall to his knees.</p>
<p>They fire at his shoulders and knock him onto his back.</p>
<p>The executioner, carrying the pistol with which he will deliver the kill shot, approaches the dying Hero and taunts him, &#8220;See, we made you kneel.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Hero&#8217;s last words: &#8220;I didn&#8217;t kneel.&#8221;</p>
<p>The executioner, knowing he can deliver death but not dishonor to the Hero, angrily fires multiple shots into the Hero&#8217;s skull, destroying the Hero&#8217;s noble face.</p>
<p>Olga is imprisoned for twelve awful years. The dictatorship inflicts savage beatings and solitary confinement upon her, but they cannot make her kneel, either. She never accepts &#8220;reeducation,&#8221; even though it would make her life much easier. Her feet are firmly planted. She comes to be regarded as a leader, a woman deeply committed to her principles, by her fellow prisoners.</p>
<p>Finally, Olga is released. After several years she leaves her country and finds her way to Toledo, and makes a new home there. She remarries, and begins a new life, but remains committed to obtaining justice for the Hero, eventually winning the restoration of his U.S. citizenship, indeed, winning a statement from the Department of State that the Hero&#8217;s citizenship had never been lost at all. She continues to this day to plead for the release of the Hero&#8217;s mortal remains to the United States.</p>
<p>Fifty years later, the dictator and his brother are still in power; it&#8217;s evident to all but the most dogmatic and foolish that the Hero was right to turn against the new dictator.</p>
<p>It would make a hell of a movie, wouldn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a true story, by the way, except for one thing: the new dictator did not turn to the far-right, he turned to the far-left. Maybe that&#8217;s why this jaw-dropping tale hasn&#8217;t been made into a movie yet.</p>
<p>The island nation is Cuba, the now-not-so-new dictator is Fidel Castro, and the Hero&#8217;s name is William Morgan. He was executed in Cuba on March 11, 1961.</p>
<p>&#8220;I loved him intensely,&#8221; Olga told me. Now in her early seventies, Olga Morgan Goodwin is still radiant, and beautiful. William Morgan&#8217;s fight was ended by a coward&#8217;s bullets; Olga&#8217;s fight continues.</p>
<p>I had the extraordinary honor of observing the First Congress of Cuban Political Prisoners (Primer Congreso del Presidio Político Cubano), held from the 3rd to the 5th of April 2009 in Miami, and that&#8217;s where I met Olga, who continues to lobby the Castro government to release William&#8217;s remains so she can properly bury them in his (and now her) hometown of Toledo.</p>
<p>Will this epic tale ever make it to the big screen? It should have been done a long time ago. Had the movie been made in the 1960s, Steve McQueen would have made an excellent William Morgan. Had the tragedy of the Cuban Revolution happened thirty years before it did, the go-to guy to play Morgan would have been Gary Cooper. My wife thinks DiCaprio could play Morgan. Great actor, certainly, but I don&#8217;t quite see it. Matt Damon, maybe, but he&#8217;s a committed lefty and probably would not want to participate in a film in which the Castros and Che Guevara (the long-haired fellow at the execution) were portrayed in the harsh negative light of historical fact.</p>
<p>To me, the reason the story of William Morgan has not been made into a movie is that it does not fit Hollywood&#8217;s ideological narrative. I have no doubt that if William Morgan had been shot by Pinochet, Hollywood would have made this movie a long time ago. They&#8217;d probably be remaking it by now. However, the villain in this story is not some right-winger, and not some American multi-national corporation, but an America-hating, communist tyrant. And the Hero is a man who believes, perhaps naively by Hollywood&#8217;s standards, in Democracy. Nah, Hollywood will never touch this story.</p>
<p>Or will it? There has been talk of a William Morgan movie in the recent past, but Olga has not been consulted. To attempt to make a Morgan movie and omit Olga would be like making &#8220;Gone With The Wind&#8221; omitting Scarlett O&#8217;Hara. It would never work. The story of William Morgan is as much a love story as it is an adventure/war story. To omit the love story would be to make half a movie- and box office receipts would reflect that. Anyone wanting to film the story of William Morgan needs to start by talking with Olga.</p>
<p>Unlike Soderbergh&#8217;s awful &#8220;Che,&#8221; this would be a Cuba movie that could actually make some money. If Hollywood wants to do this movie right, Olga Morgan Goodwin has quite a story to tell. William&#8217;s own words, in his letter to Olga: &#8220;I only ask that someday the truth be known.&#8221;</p>
<p>Amen, William.</p>
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		<title>Burnt Offerings: Beyond the Call of Duty</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 06:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Davi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight was a shining night &#8211; a night brought to us by humble, sincere men, in honor of men and women whose humility, courage, and selfless acts light up the darkness that sometimes surrounds us.  Acts, that have defined each generation&#8217;s responsibility to the next.  Being amongst these men of Valor &#8211; men, whose character [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight was a shining night &#8211; a night brought to us by humble, sincere men, in honor of men and women whose humility, courage, and selfless acts light up the darkness that sometimes surrounds us.  Acts, that have defined each generation&#8217;s responsibility to the next.  Being amongst these men of Valor &#8211; men, whose character and love of God and Country are etched into their souls like the monument of Mount Rushmore &#8211; men, who have sacrificed with their blood &#8211; men, who have defended our freedoms when there were no cameras around to catch them in the act &#8211; men, who cherish DEMOCRACY and want to see it preserved &#8211; men, whom we should visit, look on, sit with, interview, and ask for advice&#8230;instead of South American dictators &#8212; men, whose faces should be worn by our youth, instead of the latest in chic CHE Guevara fashion -  &#8211; men, who my eight-year-old son instinctually knew he wanted to meet &#8212; men, who upon meeting my eight-year-old son told him it will be in his generation&#8217;s hands someday to protect our nation &#8211; men, whose humility and courage brought tears to the eyes of all in the room &#8211; men, who know the greatness of AMERICA &#8211; men, who ask nothing for themselves but give all for the country they love &#8212; being amongst these men of Valor &#8212; goes straight to the heart and points the way for us to take example from &#8211; for while we may not all have the privilege &#8211; honor or courage to serve in the military, they are a shining example of how we can better serve each other. Tonight &#8211; the Reagan Library was truly a shining city on the hill.</p>
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		<title>Part II: “Che:” Bad Movie About A Bad Guy Gets Worse</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe Lima</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“How I would like to rise to power just to unmask cowards and lackeys of every sort and squash their snouts in their own filth.”
Che Guevara, Bolivia, September 8, 1967.
“No rapport had been established with the locals…” Anderson, p. 722
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>“How I would like to rise to power just to unmask cowards and lackeys of every sort and squash their snouts in their own filth.”</em></p>
<p>Che Guevara, Bolivia, September 8, 1967.</p>
<p>“No rapport had been established with the locals…” Anderson, p. 722</p>
<p>As I said in<a href="http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jlima/2009/01/09/some-thoughts-on-soderberghs-che/"> part one of my review of Soderbergh’s “Che</a>,” The film gives us no idea of what happened after the Cuban Revolutionary government took power. Quite a lot did happen. We all know about the Bay of Pigs invasion, which deserves its own four-hour movie, hopefully directed by someone other than Soderbergh. We also all know that hundreds of thousands of people left Cuba in the early 1960s. People have never stopped leaving.</p>
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<p>What’s less known to outsiders is that under Castro’s command, the Cuban Revolution began, very early on, to eat its own. The highest rank in the Revolutionary army was then the rank of &#8220;Comandante.&#8221; Here&#8217;s what happened to a few Revolutionary Comandantes:  In October 1959, Comandante Huber Matos, who is omitted from this film, criticizes the influence of Communists in the Revolutionary Government, and tenders his resignation. He is arrested, and serves twenty years in prison, during which time he endures severe torture. The dashing Comandante Camilo Cienfuegos is killed in an airplane crash within a week of the arrest of Huber Matos. The wreckage has never been found. Matos, who along with Camilo flanks Fidel in the famous photographs of Fidel’s entry into Havana, is among many who have never accepted the plane crash story. In March of 1961, Comandante William Morgan, of Cleveland, Ohio, also omitted from this film, is arrested and executed.</p>
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<p>Revolutionaries were now being eliminated as well, not just Batistianos. In this dangerous atmosphere of Revolutionary cannibalism, Che recklessly blasted the Soviet Union in a speech in Algiers in 1965. Guevara was famously an admirer of Mao; Fidel in those days was firmly in the Soviet column, and with good reason: the Soviets were pumping massive amounts of capital into Cuba. In Cuba, when you disagree with Fidel, guess who wins? Che’s attack on the absolutely vital Soviet Sugar Daddy was nothing short of foolish.</p>
<p>Without knowledge of these important events, largely omitted from the film, one simply cannot observe Guevara’s Bolivian debacle from an informed perspective.</p>
<p>Furthermore, we have to understand that the Cuban Revolution has always lied, beginning in the fifties with the notorious “we are not communists” (and yes, even Guevara told this whopper, telling Abuelo, my grandfather, that he believed in democracy, and that there would be elections within six months of the overthrow of Batista) all the way through to 2006’s “Raul will be temporarily in charge.” The official account, which this movie rehashes, of the Bolivian campaign, is therefore suspect.</p>
<p>However, a sliver of truth does manage to peek through the darkness of disinformation in a scene in which Guevara, asthmatic, undernourished, gaining no traction in his insurgency against the Bolivian government and unable to make his horse move another inch, slides off of the poor creature and begins stabbing her. (This event, by the way, apparently really happened). Some in the audience moaned empathetically, as if the whole thing was so, so sad: first, el Vaquerito, now the horse! Yes, the incident is sad, but it’s not merely sad. It’s abnormal, terrifying. What kind of sadist stabs a horse just because he can’t make it walk? The answer is this: the same kind of sadist that presides over a gulag in which executions are carried out with dreadful, cold efficiency.</p>
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<p>And Che did preside over a gulag. He was the first Revolutionary Comandante in charge of La Cabaña fortress, the old Spanish fort that became ground zero in the Cuban gulag archipelago. My father was home from college for the Christmas holidays of 1958-59, and he, a friend and Abuelo visited Che Guevara at La Cabaña on or before January 5th, 1959. As they were driven to Guevara’s office, Dad heard multiple volleys of rifle fire. Wondering why rifles were being fired, when after all the war was over, Dad asked a Captain Sanchez, who was driving them to the main barracks where Guevara had his office, “Captain, what are those shots?” Sanchez replied, “Ah, we’re shooting those sons of bitches,” meaning officers and soldiers of Batista’s army. Che had taken charge of La Cabaña on January 3rd. Again, hardly time for due process. Before long, the prison cells of La Cabaña began to fill not with Batistianos, but with former comrades of Fidel and Che. My cousin, Oscar Plá began his odyssey through the Cuban gulag at the age of 15, in October of 1961, and finally emerged for good at the age of 33; his initial incarceration was in La Cabaña. Oscar knew no fewer than eight Revolutionary Comandantes in La Cabaña.</p>
<p>In prison Oscar got to know several people who had direct contact with el Che. Two, Bernardo Paradela, and Raul Venta del Mazo, both veterans of the struggle against Batista who later turned against the Revolution, were hung upside down for over a month and interrogated. Guevara came to taunt them every single day of their ordeal. Oscar gave me the name of another man whom he had met in Gallery Seven of La Cabaña, a man who had been a Revolutionary Postal Service bureaucrat with whom Guevara had quarreled, then personally sentenced to torture. This poor wretch had lost fifty pounds in 30 days; he was never well liked by the other prisoners because even as a political prisoner he remained a committed ideological communist. The man was released only after Guevara was killed in Bolivia. This fellow is apparently still in Cuba; I have found a phone number for the man, which I am not going to call. Nor am I going to print his name. These are just three men; according to Sociologist Juan Clark, the population of political prisoners in Cuba in the 1960s swelled to 60,000, among them, women and children.</p>
<p>This is why the most jarringly false moment in the film comes in the first half when someone mentions Stalinists in the Cuban Communist Party. Guevara asks, “Stalinists?” as if to say subtextually, “Hold on here, there are Stalinists in this movement? Listen buddy, I ain’t down with no Stalinists.” This is an absolute howler, inanity of a very low order. Che Guevara was in fact the most Stalinist of all the early Revolutionary Comandantes, with the exception of Raul Castro himself. There is a reason why Guevara was put in charge of La Cabaña, and not Camilo, or Huber Matos. But there’s no room for this ugly reality in Soderbergh’s film about Guevara, whom we are led to believe was kind as Saint Francis of Assisi. But back to Bolivia.</p>
<p>Cinematically speaking, the problem with the Bolivian portion of the film is that there is simply not two hours of movie to be squeezed from this disaster. If the first two hours of the film are boring, the second two are stuporific.</p>
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<p>Historically speaking, Guevara’s attempt to incite an insurrection among the Indigenous people of the Ñancahuazú region could never have succeeded. Many of these people didn’t speak Spanish, and the Cuban guerrillas did not speak the Guaraní dialect of the region. One can only imagine what the Indigenous Bolivians thought of the loud, smelly, bearded foreigners who suddenly appeared in their midst: “Saludos, comrades, we’re here to liberate you. Do you have anything to eat? Listen, don’t tell anyone you saw us, or we’ll kill you. By the way, I am not Che Guevara. What’s that? Oh, you don’t speak Spanish?”</p>
<p>Things deteriorated from there. No less than the now-exiled Dariel Alarcon, codenamed “Benigno” in Bolivia, and one of only three survivors of the expedition, today believes that Fidel set Che and the rest of his guerrillas up for failure, and death. He also has interesting things to say about the death of Camilo Cienfuegos.*</p>
<p>The grim photos of Guevara’s emaciated corpse stretched out in a washbasin lead one to wonder how long would it have taken for Guevara to simply starve in Bolivia. Contrast that with the pictures of the happy, healthy guerrillas who rolled into Havana in January of 1959. Photos of Fidel in particular are hilarious. He’s a good 60 pounds overweight. Whatever “the Cuban experience” as Guevara referred to the guerrilla war of 1956-1959 was, it was nothing like Bolivia, and Guevara’s experiences in Cuba in no way prepared him for what he encountered in South America.</p>
<p>At the end of the film, a Bolivian soldier asks Guevara if there was religion in Cuba. Guevara answers that yes, there are many religions in Cuba. Guevara’s answer here is, ahem, incomplete, and I wish to address this issue. Apparently, the Bolivian government and military had told the peasantry, and the soldiers, that under a Cuban-style regime, the Bolivian people would not be free to practice their religion. Soderbergh would have us believe that this is some vile calumny against the Cuban Revolution. In fact, religious persecution in Cuba at the time was a terrifying reality. From training fire hoses on a group of twelve to fourteen year old girls on their way into the Church of La Caridad del Cobre, a place sacred to Cubans since the 1600s, to teach Catechism class (this happened to my cousin Oscar’s wife, Miriam) to the internment of thousands in the UMAP camps of 1965 – 1968, where Jehova’s Witnesses in particular had it very rough, tortured with fire ants until they renounced their faith, religion was under fire in Cuba.</p>
<p>A more honest answer from Che would have been, “yes, there is religion in Cuba, but we’re doing everything we can to get rid of it.” The Bolivians had every right to fear for their religion, and their culture, under a Cuban-type regime.</p>
<p>At the end of the film, the Bolivians treat Che Guevara to exactly the same justice that the real Ernesto Guevara gave to Villaya, almost eight years earlier. Not exactly a miscarriage of justice.<br />
I have just one more thing I’d like to say about Mr. Soderbergh and Mr. Del Toro. I don’t mean this maliciously, as I think that the experience would be very good for the emotional, intellectual and artistic growth of these two men. I wish that Mr. Soderbergh and Mr. Del Toro could live in Cuba, not as the pampered VIPs that they are when they visit today, but as Cubans do, with no United States Constitutional rights, with ration cards entitling them to tiny portions of provisions that the stores don’t even stock anyway, with chivatos surveilling them constantly. How long would it be before Mr. Soderbergh started sizing up inner tubes, speculating on the durability and buoyancy of them, asking himself, could I make the crossing on that? How long before Mr. Del Toro started gazing soulfully at divorced or widowed tourist women, hoping to seduce and marry one of them and get out? Only then could they see why this insipid, frivolous and pretentious movie they have made is nothing less than an insult to millions of people, who really do live like that, and who’ve lived like that their entire lives.</p>
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<p>Maybe then, they could put their considerable talents into making a Cuba movie worth watching.<br />
The world so needs to take off those dumb Che t-shirts, and grow up. We face serious problems, and totalitarianism isn’t a solution to any of them, even when it’s dressed up in a beret and given a wispy beard, flowing locks and a surly stare, and looks really, really cool.</p>
<p>By the fall of 1960 my father had changed his mind about Castro. My uncles Jorge and Ricardo came to the States in September 1961, Abuelo and Abuela got out in November. They all moved into a small house on North Street in Baton Rouge. Dad started his own consulting firm. Jorge went to work at a department store in Baton Rouge called Godchaux’s, Ricardo graduated from Baton Rouge High, and they both went on to LSU. All three of the Lima boys became not only Americans, but full-on gumbo-eating Louisianans who married and had families and successful businesses of their own. Dad married a woman with deep roots in South Louisiana, and together they raised a family of four children, of which I am the first. Dad says, “your mother is fixin’ to make some jambalaya” with a Cuban accent. Mom learned to cook black beans so tasty that Cuban-born women ask for her recipe. Nowhere but in America do cultures collide so deliciously. Abuelo was too much of a fighter to be anything other than a cheerful man; he was not a bitter man, but all his life he felt betrayed by the Revolution, which had promised free elections and a return to the Constitution of 1940.</p>
<p>Abuela to her last day hated beards on men.</p>
<p>I was out for a walk in the cool of a Southern California evening with my soon-to-be-three-year-old daughter, the great-grandchild of José Francisco Lima, and the calamitous events of now more than fifty years ago, that so shaped who I am today came into my head. How fortunate we are to be able to walk down the street and talk to each other without having to worry about being overheard by a snitch, without having to show up at public demonstrations and pantomime a revolutionary ardor that after more than half a century, nobody really feels anymore. How fortunate we are to be free of the caprices of angry, vain men who think that they are entitled to shoot people and confiscate their property. How fortunate we are, to have been born in a country where freedom of speech, freedom of religion and the right to due process are assured all of us thanks to the United States Constitution.</p>
<p>We didn’t have to build a raft and brave the Gulf of Mexico to get here. We lucked out: we were born here. We won the lottery. I certainly didn’t deserve to. Nobody can possibly deserve to. All we can do is thank God for it, and try to be worthy of it, by living a good life. Gratitude. Gratitude to be a free man, married to a lovely free woman, who has given me a beautiful daughter, who will grow up in a free country. Gratitude is what the Cuban experience taught me. I have a deep sense of how fortunate we as Americans are because I am just one generation removed from firing squads and re-education camps. And for creating that nightmare world of totalitarian Cuba, which I remember with a shudder even though I was spared the experience firsthand, I must credit Fidel Castro, Raul Castro, and Ernesto Guevara Serna, “el Che.”</p>
<p>*The Complete Bolivian Diaries of Che Guevara, Daniel James, 1968, Stein &amp; Day</p>
<p>**If you speak Spanish and want to hear what Dariel Alarcon aka Benigno has to say, I urge you to watch the following video:</p>
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<p>***If you would like to read more about political prisoners and human rights abuses in Cuba, I direct you to Armando Valladares’ “Against All Hope,” “Contra Toda Esperanza” in Spanish.</p>
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