Bizarro Planet News

BPN – In environmental news: After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro NAACP’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse deep cuts in Pell Grants to 1.3 million college students. The proposed cuts, according to organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.”

And in education:  After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro World Wildlife Fund’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse repeal of the Bizarro Marine Mammal Protection Act. Revocation of the BMMPA, according to organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.” (more…)