Rumbling For Rush

Fade In:

Exterior: An old building somewhere in downtown Austin, TX.

Cut To: Close up: A sign which reads “The Austin American-Statesman”

Cut to Interior: A small squalid desk covered with trash. At the desk sits a man from Maine who pretends to be a Texan named John Kelso. He is a frustrated small time liberal writer who wonders how he came to such a low end. Sitting here inside the belly of a dying dinosaur newspaper with the end of his career in sight he comes up with a plan. He will attack the number one media personality in America, Rush Limbaugh. He will challenge Rush to a fistfight. (more…)