The Joker Had It Right: Why So Serious?
by Spike SpencerI recently said something at a gathering of some of my closest friends that made them look at me like I just clubbed a baby fur seal to death with the lifeless body of a cute little puppy that I had just strangled to death with my swastika arm band. What could be so downright unnerving? Did I say I drank human blood? Did I say I was attracted to little children and poultry? Did I say I wanted to desecrate the local house of worship, non-denominational of course, by throwing feces at it and blaming those inside for all the world’s evil? Well, no. No dear friends, I said nothing of the kind. In fact, all of these things no doubt would lovingly be fought for as our rights by the ACLU.
No, I said something much, much, much worse. I said, “I don’t think that George Bush is a bad guy.” Cue the screeching halt of the car, followed closely by the dumbfounded looks of everyone around, and then the deafening silence after a bomb goes off and everything gets all slow-mo and trippy. Then they all came to at once and holy crap! There were shouts of “evil,” “devil,” “Hitler,” “His Grandfather helped the Nazis,” and the like. WOW. In all of their eyes I had unwittingly just dropped in intelligence to the level of Barack Obama’s bowling skill.
I still can’t believe I said it and I would like to hereby apologize for my ignorance to all my liberal and unfailingly perfect thinking, utterly open minded, and full of nothing but love compatriots. Silly me, I thought this was America, where we could freely exchange ideas and points of view and discuss openly our stance and opinions without fear, thanks to that wise old First Amendment thingy. Oops.
So to all of the angry liberals out there who will happily spew hatred and bile at any who do not think in lock step as they do, while claiming that they are “all about the love,” I say let’s look to the Joker. As the late great Heath Ledger stated “Why So Serious?”
Can you guys please talk to a conservative independent without spewing venom like a Cobra with Tourette’s? C’mon, is it so hard to say, “Really, Spike, and why do you think that?” Instead of calling one of our Presidents Hitler? Seriously? Hitler? Not only is it insidious, but it downright minimizes a horrible atrocity perpetrated by an evil beast. No I’m not talking about Bush. We’re still with Hitler. But when I see these same people wearing shirts with Che or Mao’s happy mug on the front, how could I expect any understanding of real evil?
And just to be clear here, I also don’t think Barack Obama is a bad guy either. I disagree with his policies and think where he is taking this country is dangerous at best. I’m amazed to watch the masses treating every drop of spittle that issues forth from his mouth as if it were Manna from Heaven. There is no discussion on the left about policy. It’s all about how bad the right is for bringing up any objection to Pres. Obama driving us off exit 48 to Lemmingtown. We are in a pretty serious situation now and we had all better strap on a coffee IV drip and stay awake and have some serious discussions about the here and now.
Don’t worry, there will be plenty of time to bash Bush or any of the other people of differing opinions that would dare utter a notion that was not running parallel with yours. But until an actual discussion is tolerated by our all knowing, immensely brilliant, and eternally compassionate friends on the left, I recommend the following.
Simply say that you do not engage in political discussion at all. Because there are only 2 outcomes. Either you don’t agree and a cage match might ensue. Or you will agree and simply rehash the same old opinions to each other about how bad the other side is. Neither sound like much fun to me. I’d rather be sailing. You could always use one of my oldies but goldies. When the discussion turns south, just point behind the person and yell, “Look, it’s Jesus!” And then run like hell the other way. Works for me.
So, in closing, I offer love to both sides. I don’t hate anyone. Well, okay, Hitler. No, the real Hitler. And if you are going to be so angry about politics; take up some frickin Tai Chi, relax, and remember the words of the fabulous Jack Nicholson as the other Joker when he said “Can’t we all just get along?”
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One can be stupid and a good fellow. Enter the current POTUS.
And yes, I don't think GWB was a bad guy and he did some good things. bad mistakes also.
Hey, what can you say except its over, Forget him and focus on BO.
Sadly the left will never stop, for at least 20 years or so, blaming Bush for every bad thing in the world.
Everyday Barry Hussein Obama spends in office the better the G.W. Bush years really were. And those of G.H.W. Bush. And Millard Fillmore and Matin Van Buren and Grover Cleveland and Grover Cleveland Alexander and, U.S. Grant and brucelee and Spike Spencer…….
I love how people launch in to the current phrase de jour "Where where you when bush raised the national debt." As though two wrongs make a right.
The left hates it when the tables are turned, and their words and methods become weapons against them.
All that said, there is very little civil discourse anymore. Where ave the adults gone? The discussion always devolves into Fascist/Nazi or Commie/Pinko name calling. Both sides are guilty of it but, based on the posts on this site, it seems obvious which side engages in it more.
It is amazing to me that Bush is considered the epitome of evil, but Obama hung the moon. The ease at which the loyalists can be steered is frightening. (Think 2 plus 2 is whatever you want me to think it is, from 1984) Some of us have been disappointed with Bush for years, but according to the Obamists we were in lockstep the entire time.
What is a "bad guy"?
Maybe he is alright enough, in the sense that – if he were an average fellow you meet at an airport bar while waiting for a flight, have a nice friendly conversation with. But it doesn't matter. destiny put this guy in the white house. And for all his folksy, "nice guy to have a beer with" style, he sure scrood things up pretty bad. (never minding the legions of bush-apologists here!)
In some cases still blaming Reagan.
But he did steer Katrina into New Orleans using the yakuza/russian mafia weather machine with the express purpose of killing balck people, Right? Guys? Didn't he?
ok Maybe not but, he did cause global warming with his halliburton Iraqi torture piramids in secret CIA prisons.
Voted for Bush in both elections due to the alternatives: Gore and Kerry? Are you kidding me? That being said, I'm not a big fan of the job he did, other than on national security. I can understand the criticism as long as it doesn't devolve into childish name calling. One thing I can say for the man, he conducted himself like a gentleman and still does.
Dennis Miller recently suggested that Obama start smoking during the press conferences. That would be cool.
You're on Holder's list now!
By any standard, Mr Bush had a difficult Presidency. He inherited the dot-com bust, subsequent recession, 9/11 and the near collapse of the airline industry (unless of course the loons who think he is actually Ernst Stavro Blofeld and manipulated all this to happen) and played the hand he was dealt as well as he could… that is our take- a good and decent man with conservative tendencies (but not a 'movement' conservative) who had to play a grand game on a huge stage… one suspects that the Bush Doctrine, which Obama is following note by note, will as the Truman Doctrine before it, be vindicated. From a pure humanitarian standpoint, freeing 45 million people from the grip of brutality and backwards ideology should stand as a shining testament to a man who if nothing else, had the courage of his own convictions.
We suspect it may be a long time before you see a politician of such conviction…
I'll take issue with you only on one point.
When a government thinks it has the right to force private corporations into giving up majority or minority interests in its equity especially if that company is a bank or other player in the financial sector which could finagle control of any company using it's own assets. When a government does this it is Corporatism. It is the very heartline of the philosophy of Benito Mussolini in the 20's who started the Fascist movements.
It is the mythical "Third Way" between Marxism and Capitalism. This in itself was a lie as Fascism and Marxsim was just another way of establishing totalitarian socialism.
I respectfully reserve the right to label anyone who espouses and/or defends the principles upon which Fascism is based as a …. well a black shirt fascist. It is not name calling it is a reference to the definition of what they actually are……..
You just listed the Presidents most of us would put Bush on a level with, or above. But according to the trolls, we were on our knees worshiping him and supporting every single thing he did. It's called projection, and they're just projecting their worship of the Chosen One on us. Best to simply ignore them.
George Bush for all his faults will go down as one of the best President;s we have ever had. Most of the fault with his administration's policies I feel is better placed on the Republican Senate. This same Senate that could not approve judges and could never fight for any conservative principle.
As to the spending argument by the libs I would like to ask who was it that thought TSA had to be a separate agency with government employees despite the fact the President;s administration disagreed. We took the responsiblity of the airlines away and replaced it with a government bureaucracy at three times the cost. And oh yeah even after all that in two years it was farmed out to prvate contractors anyways. The cushy government mid level bureaucrat jobs remained however..
Oh yeah that was the Dems.
Fair enough.
So, let me ask, What is it called when the President wants to force an American(ish) company (Dodge) to merge with a foreign company (Fiat)? I have no idea what to call this.
My point was that Bush initially had the right ideas from Social Security to spending to a multitude of things. He had the House Republicans backing him as well. It was the Senate and specifically the CCR's in the Senate that side with libs so much they might as well be Democrats including McCain, Snowe, Specter, Jumpin Jim Jeffords. Graham of SC. They not only opposed the adminstration and the party but did it publicly without attempting compromise with our own side. They are the ones that are our undoing.
Carter holds the bottom slot regardless of who is POTUS. He was "special". Barry is giving the ol' Hamas kisser a run for his money though. Old G.C. Alexander had a hell of a year in 1911, 28 wins.
I wonder if Holder has pie, Auntie has really been disappointing on the pie front.
You really should be sent to the looney bin if you think that we are bush-apologists.
Let's see what we think Bush did wrong:
1.) Immigration
2.) Harriet Miers
3.) Insane spending
And plenty of other things.
I mean no one was a fan of Bush's spending bill so where do you get this looney idea that we are all apologists for Bush.
Ya! Let that cig dangle while he's talking…two day stubble, rumpled shirt, tie askew, no coat, sippin' on a Crown on the rocks . Like Gary Busey after a bender.
Damn that evil Blofeld, he may corner the mozzarella market next, he's a cunning one. By the way, his (Bush, not Blofeld) work in Africa will be ignored. It's ironic that the two container ships that have been attacked Mersk Alabama and the ship that repelled the latest attack, were transporting HUMANITARIAN AID for AFRICA!
The first and strongest criticisms of GWB on (1) No Child Left Behind, (2) Prescription Drug Benefit, (3) Harriet Miers, (4) "Comprehensive" Immigration Reform and (5) annual, non-military, free-spending by Congress came from conservatives. Not Dems, not Libs, not RINO's. good old fashioned right wing extremist conservatives, like me. Put me on your list Ms. Napolitano.
Carter is vying for two titles. Worst President and worst ex-President.
Holder's too busy over at Anderson Cooper's house honing his tea-bagging skills to be getting us any pie.
Side note: I voted for Bush the W twice, and feel history will be very good to this most decent man who has a good heart, better intentions, and strong convictions.
I really think 9/11 changed everything. The hateful Dems never really got over Florida in 2000. The hate was off the charts. The attempted theft by Boies and the boys was truly audatious. Then a once in a lifetime (hopefully) incident of terrorism brings the country together (for a while) and solidifies what the Dems felt was an illegitimate POTUS. They were wrong, but every misstatement or misstep was amplified. Perception becomes reality if you let it. This when the media became totally fully invested in a liberal agenda, no matter what. Here we are…
I really don't get why people are willing to grant Obama the doubt of "oh but he's a good guy". Everything about him says otherwise: his personal relationships, his religious affiliation, his writing, his actions. He's the epitome of an entitlement-obsessed egomaniac. And yes, that does make him a bad guy.
I am not sure either but it should not be done. We shoud not have bailed out Chysler either. Idon't remember if that was Reagan or Bush. What is happening at this juncture is the first time I believe that the (American) government has actually taken equity directly.
We unfortunately have allowed this kind of garbage to percolate to the point we are now. We have no amendment that restricts the government's control. Roosevelt (Theodore) supported the Sherman Antitrust Act of 1896, maybe that is when it started. The law in and of itself is not a bad idea.
The problem is we refuse to give the government speed limits and the ones in the constitution have been subverted (the 10th ammendment is now essentially defunct).
We need some kind of constitutional ammendment written in language that cannot be circumnavigated that defines the limits of government regulation.
So who was it that sold Dodge to the Germans – I thought the hrysler Daimler decision was private. Though that is naive given our government's need to influence everything.
And is the clear front runner in both categories. At least so far.
of course it will be ignored; he helped African people (Barry won't give his poor half brother a dime), and humanitarian aid is what triggered 'Blackhawk Down', ironically.
All very true. But they never idolized Clinton, Gore, Kerry and the rest. They liked some of them a lot, others, not so much. But they stood by their guy just as we did with Bush, warts and all. I've been a political activist since I campaigned for John F. Kennedy as a young teenager. I have never, and I repeat, NEVER, seen the kind of worship that the liberals are showing for Obama. The closest thing I've seen were those who lived through the FDR Presidency, and that was at least somewhat understandable. After three full terms, plus part of a fourth, he was the only President many of them had known in their youth, and had been with them through the Depression through World War II right up through V-E Day. This haze of glorification they are going through with this Johnny-come-lately socialist is just incomprehensible and inexplicable by any previously-known standard.
but he's one hell of an election observer, ask Chavez down in Red Venezuela…I bet Chavez had Carter sipping on Cuba Libre (with umbrella) two minutes after the wheels stopped on the plane. Hawai'i shirt, big sunglasses,… like Hannibal Lecter at the end of "Silence…" "I'm having an old friend for dinner…"
Maybe he could take the Cuba Libres over to Eric Holder's house and interrupt the tea-bagging instructions that Holder's getting from Anderson Cooper.
The left will pollute kids history books to skew history to denegrate him. Luckily big states like mine, Texas buys a large amount and that drives content to some extent.
As you no doubt know, W.s dad is partners with the Bin Ladens and they planned the 9/11 attack to help push us into a "New World Order". Well, "New World Order" and travel court with hookups and truckers rates. And the "NWO" goat ranch and gift shop. Ya gotta deversify these days, even if you're goal is world domination.
My usual rejoinder to someone who spouts the "Bush = Hitler" line is that it's hard to take someone seriously when they say things they obviously don't believe themselves. If there was any chance at all of them being arrested in the middle of the night and sent to a concentration camp, they wouldn't have the guts to make such statements in public. So they obviously do not believe it themselves.
Sadly, I think it much more likely that those that say such things would probably be the ones informing to the Stadtpolezi, if not kicking in the doors in the middle of the night themselves under such a regime.
Geez Spike you shoulda had a V8 ! Now smack yersef on the forehead !
You had to know your party pals were not tolerant, thoughtful individuals. What else would you expect. Please forgive them for they know not what they spew.
He STILL personally comes to my house while I'm sleeping and sets all of my clocks to weird times so I wake up late for work…
He bumped into Obama the other night who was over personally putting gas into my car and tucking mortgage checks under all of our pillows.
Man, my house is crazy.
I'd forgotten that. I try to put the Clinton years, both his policies and his choice of humidors, out of mind. Seriously though, Barry is walking the same path as Bubba. Two years of attempted hijcking of the economy tempered by a flip in the house (thanks Hillary!) that changes the tenor of his presidency. Bubba adapted, Barry seems much more ridgid. Well Bubba was ridgid, just not concerning policy!
You made a funny!
Boy, we've all been there. You nailed it. And the common sense is always appreciated.
True about FDR. His was an unusual set of challenges to be sure. As for Obama, I think it's a combination of things. I'm certain Obama had a game plan, a doctrine that he was going to pursue regardless of conditions. Rahm has said as much with their "let no crisis go to waste" comments. It could be raining frogs, and everybodies furniture could suddenly be nailed to their ceilings and a mothership from the planet Uranus, with an advance team of Anuses, could land on the W.H. lawn and this arrogant politician would do exactly what he is doing right now. As for the M.S.M., geez, what is wrong in the journalism schools in this country? No integrity, no sense of objectivity. He has grabbed the steering wheel of government and yanked it hard left, off the road into the weeds and scrub brush. Was thinking, could the adulation have a racial component? Just saying…
Auntie still hasn’t come across with the pie! Our trolls really suck!
Carter has some real competition in Barry. Carter really sucked though but if Barry works hard and keeps at it he just might claim the crown.
You know what I will give to Carter? Carter was incompetent, but he seemed to genuinely care about the country. Barry is an arrogant pr..ck and a hardcore ideolog.
Auntie Fascist has been a real disappointment hasn't she. But we shall preserver.
Don't forget Nixon. He's like original sin to the democrats.
As our betters on the liberal side say "He's only been in office three months, give him time." I prefer "Give him enough rope to hang himself."
I am taking a Torts class and tonight the enlightened instructor started to explain how Palin had inflicted intentional emotional distress on her former brother in law cop by trying to get him fired. I mentioned that he had tasered his stepson and was drinking in his squad car, same brakes, screeching… assume i will need to retake the class.
A good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. Carter thought we were all sheep. So why didn't he just do his job so we don't have to deal with his ex-Presidency? Carter loved a country that never existed, like a Christian hippie commune complete with Satan (in the form of a killer bunny). He had no clue what America was, and could be again.
Yeah, no pie. Maybe soon she’ll have a point, huh!
You may be right. Carter definitely had humble going for him, dangerous but humble.
They all seem to be factors, but I still can't fathom the worship. Maybe the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Ordinarily, Americans are suspicious of snake-oil salesmen, but they've bought the whole wagon with this guy. I just can't make it add up.
Andrew: Preserve whom—Auntie? (Sorry, I can't resist a funny typo).
Andrew: I've got it! They're saying "let them eat cake!"
It scares me. It really does. I've tried talking to the kool-drinkers but they've really given themselves over to the cult of Barack.
That bugs the heck out of me too. Not one conservative I know was behind the bailouts to begin with. I certainly remember a lot of vocal conservatives railing against TARP, and it's not like it passed with a resounding Republican majority.
At one point, Hitler was only in office three months as well.
Carter was a clusterf..ck on rollerskates, that's for sure. But he still seemed like his heart was in the right place — at least until the last few years.
I sense nothing but contempt (and anger and ignorance) from Obama.
Give them time. When they cult finally bursts apart and Obama is exposed as a false prophet, these people will hate him the most. That's how it always happens: blind devotion always morphs into uncontrolled rage.
Give them time. When they cult finally bursts apart and Obama is exposed as a false prophet, these people will hate him the most. That's how it always happens: blind devotion always morphs into uncontrolled rage.
Don't hold your breath.
P.S. Stan, who/what is on your avatar?
Don't hold your breath.
P.S. Stan, who/what is on your avatar?
PS What is wrong with the Schools of Journalism is that they spend the entire program on teaching them everything except the subject matter. If they taught good writing skills and "how to get a story" along with "knowing the difference between editorials and news" they might be able to justify their existence. In fact, all they teach them is the same leftist crap that all the other "disciplines" teach, including how to make your personal views look neutral and objective while propagandizing everyone in sight. At least the old reporters were agenda-driven as hell, and didn't pretend otherwise. You picked your newspaper by which party it supported. Law schools have become schools of social engineering. History departments have become departments of revisionism. English departments have become feminist/gay rights/racial inequity composition departments. The list is nearly endless. I'm beginning to think the old gag about being educated at the school of hard knocks has become something to be extremely proud of.
It could be voodoo. Barack, let's see you do that voodoo that you do so well. He's turned them all into zombies. In the movie "Ghost Breakers," Bob Hope gets stuck in a voodoo enclave. Somebody explains zombies to him. "They're dead creatures brought partially back to life, But they're dead inside. They have no will of their own. They do only what their master tells them to do." Hope replies: "Oh, like Democrats." Sound familiar.
Yes. But to quote Barack's good friend Calypso Louie Farrakhan, "Hitler was an evil genius." I don't think Obama is a genius.
What about when he managed to avoid being attacked by that Giant Killer Bunny Wabbit-
didn't he display grace under "fire"?
I mean, there must be SOMETHING the guy was/is good at besides a long legacy of sucking up to Islamofacist terrorists and bloodthirsty depots?
Andrew, I think you are probably right. Carter could be arrogant, but it was about believing his peacenik diplomacy was the only correct idea. He probably did love America, whatever that may have meant to him. But I'm definitely with you on Obama. I think he intensely dislikes everything America has been up to January 20, 2009. He intends now to create the America to come, and which should always have been. Well, not as long as I can still draw a breath.
Well, there was Amy. Never mind.
Nothing comes to mind.
Ditto.
Howdy Spike,
Haven't talked to my family in a very long time because I said those exact words.
Feels great. No more moochers, no more guilt, no more pleas for gifts and freebies. I'll say it again, so's not to break the charm, "George W. Bush is not a bad guy."
Cheesy Potatoes: Look at the name CgntvDssdnt. Cognitive dissident. He/she/it has difficulty dealing with reality issues. What he/she/it can't perceive in the real world, he/she/it creates.
Very well said.
It was the Republican Senate that kowtowed to the Democrats in 2000 when they whined for dual control of the various committees (because the Republicans just barely had control of it).
Now the party in power's attitude is "we won, take a hike".
It was the Republican Senate that kowtowed to the Democrats in 2000 when they whined for dual control of the various committees (because the Republicans just barely had control of it).
Now the party in power's attitude is "we won, take a hike".
Spike: I had never thought about pointing and saying, "Look! Jesus!" I shall keep that in mind. I have to agree with you. For a group of people who are all about the love, and free thought, and cr@p like that, they can quickly turn on you when you express a differing opinion. During said group conversations, I tend to smile a lot and say, "My husband is retired military. I'm former law enforcement. We do not discuss politics." and that usually suffices. The "Look! Jesus!" line: MUCH shorter!! PURE GENIUS!!!
No Child Left Behind has some merits. Because of it we get a report at the end of every school year telling us where all the local school's rank compared to state and national average and compared to each other. School's with poor scores 2 years in a row are put on "probation" to get their act together. If your kid attends a school like that, parents, by federal law, are allowed to choose another school outside their district. My kid was nearly all "A"s grades 1-4. We live in a district whose middle school has the worst math, science and language scores in the county. Thanks to No Child Left Behind 1) we have a printed record of that fact we would not have otherwise and 2) we were allowed to send her to a much better school in the next district with no added hassle.
No Child Left Behind has some merits. Because of it we get a report at the end of every school year telling us where all the local school's rank compared to state and national average and compared to each other. School's with poor scores 2 years in a row are put on "probation" to get their act together. If your kid attends a school like that, parents, by federal law, are allowed to choose another school outside their district. My kid was nearly all "A"s grades 1-4. We live in a district whose middle school has the worst math, science and language scores in the county. Thanks to No Child Left Behind 1) we have a printed record of that fact we would not have otherwise and 2) we were allowed to send her to a much better school in the next district with no added hassle.
Spike, did you write this before or after the story broke about Tancredo at UNC? It appears the liberal students there couldn't abide a conservative speaking about illegal immigration so they shouted him down and drove him away. Actually, he left of his own volition, but you know what I mean. Those diversity loving students just couldn't take a little actual diversity.
I agree that Barry is a bad guy, with his affiliations and what appears to be his intention. He seems to be up to the same trick surrounding himself with cabinet appoinments with questionable past as his fall guys.
We don't want cake though, we want some pie!
Or possibly some Ho-Hos.
NAACP Alert! Racist comment on LYNCHING the President! Notifying Al Sharpton!
(Do you have any idea how much it HURT every time I held back from using that line?! How insensitive! Why, I feel offended, injured, outraged, almost… liberal. See What You've Done!!)
He made it that I can remember as a kid a candy bar was around 15 cents and Coke was a quarter or less and not feel all that old.
I'd settle for Oreos and milk. Little girls have pretty curls, but I like Oreo.
"Where where you when bush raised the national debt."
In the middle of a war started by Islamic terrorists desperately praying we spent enough so our troops had what they needed to win. You?
And only feeds off the distress of others. You could list a hundred things we disagreed with Bush on, and it wouldn't matter. Trolls just wanna have fun.
Eh, better a Bush apologist than an Obama licker.
Nice to see with your stellar grasp of facts and diligent research you think you'd be having beers with Bush.
The more a government controls, the more socialist it is.
Sounds like the stereotype of a private detective, except he'd have to "go French" with a water pistol in his holster.
This is what your subconscious does when you hold back from calling him a dick.
(Yes that got through moderation, I'm not sure there is any these days. Eh, it is a name, go ask Cheney.)
Tell your torts instructor to get in touch with me (or Andrew Price). I'll teach him (her) what intentional infliction of emotional distress really is. In all my years of teaching con law, criminal law, criminal procedure and yes, torts, I never used real current political figures to illustrate a point about a pending action or even a potential action. But those were law schools, and unfortunately for you, those don't exist anymore. They are schools of social justice, the law is irrelevant, and partisan political attacks are more important than sound legal argument. I feel bad for you guys trying to negotiate that minefield. The only time that I was taught about political figures, and the only ones I ever mentioned in my classes were in con law discussions of freedom of speech, particularly as they related to New York Times v Sullivan and its progeny, in which the subject matter concerns public figures.
And did your instructor bother to give you the history of the tort itself, and how it has gone from requiring a showing of real harm, usually resulting from a discernible physical action by the alleged tortfeasor himself to meaning "you hurt my feelings, give me money?" I'm plainly disgusted with the current state of the law and law schools. The day they replaced the equity course with "remedies" was the day the legal music died.
Bush or Gore, which do you want on TV? No contest.
Wonder if we'll ever have an election with both names shorter than that. "Washington" or "Roosevelt" takes up too much room on a bumper sticker.
Notice I carefully used proper liberal terminology. I didn't say I wanted to hang him, and I said I want to give him the rope, not charge him for it. I spoke with Al Sharpton first, and he referred me to Jesse Jackson. Jackson didn't like the rope idea too much, and preferred removing two parts of Obama's nether extremities. I've already been cleared by the racial ethics committee.
So did Bill Clinton.
His ID page, using Firefox, Tools, Page Info, Media. http://intensedebate.com/userimages/404830
Using Image Zoom extension at 400% it's… A close up photo of Weird Al Yankovic? Microphone end blocking view of his forehead, same hair, eyeliner mustache.
Why did you ask? Are you getting in touch with your inner feline?
Hey, he's got around 13 half-siblings, dad had 4 "breeding partners." Once you say yes to any one of them… He didn't even clear 2 million after taxes last year, poor guy has to save money somewhere!
Great, another example of The Establishment getting away with murder by using their connections. Did you already think out your reply to the press? "I just gave him the rope, he committed suicide. No, I never pointed a shotgun at him." Where's Hopey McChange when you need him?
On an overseas diplomatic mission not bowing in a gym. Alright, I already knew that one.
In this case I would use the Al Gore defense. "I didn't do it, and I'll never do it again." And I apologize to anyone who might have been offended by the act I didn't commit.
Which is ironic, because he was pretty much the biggest RINO ever to hold the presidency.
My girlfriend is a lib and I make it perfectly clear to her that I'm not down with Hopey. Even after I talk about Hopey dissing the Brits by giving back the bust of Winston Churchill, she still puts out. Me and my girl like to watch COPS together (we especially enjoy when the K-9's get called out to make some perp give up or when a tweaker is tasered)….so maybe she isn't as lib as she claims. Still, she belongs to a Unitarian church where the resurrection of the Jesus (Easter Sunday) was 'briefly covered' during services. So that's kinda messed up.
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