Sarah Silverman: Fox News Is a Secret Racist Machine!
by Steven CrowderDon’t you read books? It’s a scientific fact; “The entire Fox News Channel is a twenty-four-hour-a-day racism engine.” Thank God for Sarah Silverman because before her (and as a long-time Fox News contributor), I was completely unaware of their covert, racist agenda. We need more truth warriors out there, and I am forever grateful to Miss Silverman for spearheading the movement.
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In a recent interview, the author of “The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee,” openly accused Tea Partiers of spewing veiled racism. See, the key word here is “veiled.” You rarely see leftists accusing conservatives of blatantly shouting racial epithets anymore. Sure, they’ve tried it a few times. However, realizing that the burden of proof rests squarely on the shoulders of the accuser (i.e. them), they’ve opted to take a different direction. They’ve instead decided to accuse conservatives of speaking in “coded” language.
Side note to Conservatives: Put your secret, racist lexicons and decoder rings away and lay low for a while. They’re on to us.
No, I’m not making this up. In the interview, Silverman went on to say, “… but it’s all coded, all implied.”
How convenient for a lady like Sarah who regularly uses words such as “chink,” “nigger” and “spic” as staples in her act. Don’t worry, though, the only reason Sarah uses such incendiary language is because, “the progressive messages out there today are more refined and sense-of-irony dependent.” Yes, really.
Listen, I don’t think that anybody has the right to prohibit Sarah from using those words and I don’t think that she’s a racist. I think she’s distasteful, unfunny and terribly ugly (both inside and out) with no redeeming qualities whatsoever… But not a racist. However, I do have a problem with her logic. Let’s break it down for a second.
1. Shamelessly using blatant racial slurs = funny, ironic and progressive.
2. Criticizing the current administration for unprecedented spending, debt and government power-grabs = secretly super, duper racist!
When you think about it, it’s genius, really. The disgusting Silverman and her Hollywood brethren have – in their minds — framed the argument so that nothing matters outside of their own word/opinion. Facts, statistics, testimonies, all of those things must be thrown out because conservatives are actually speaking in “secret code.”
Down is up and up is down! There’s no knowing where we’re going!
Maybe Sarah Silverman’s right. Maybe all conservatives are racist. Or maybe, just maybe, this glorified court-jester has created a personal fantasy-world in order to pat herself on the back for being right all the time.
After all, that’s the Hollywood way.
Just ask Sean Penn.
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"I think she’s distasteful, unfunny and terribly ugly (both inside and out) with no redeeming qualities whatsoever…"
You forgot that she is so dumb that somebody has to dress her and tie her shoes for her.
I think people continue to watch tv because they just can't help watching the freak show.
Wow, her last statement about Lou Dobbs says it all. What a dumb twit she is.
"Down is up and up is down!"
A is non-A and words have no exact meaning.
More preaching to the choir from these lazy comics.
Just say the republicans are racist, Bush was a dope and Sarh Palin is a b*tch, and your fans will lap it up.
Its lazy. Try something different.
As someone who has been on the pro-freedom side of the barricades for about forty years, and having onserved in that time how the pro-freedom side of any controversy or political contest is presented by the MSM, I can testify:
"I know just how much 'liberals' are against biased news reporting!*
*Said in the same tone Rhett Butler uses when he tells Scarlett: "And I know just how much that [wedding ring] meant to you!"
she is a- comedienne, right?…
Other than being the former 'other' of the equally modest talent Jimmy Kimmel, the fascination with this woman is a head scratcher. Yes, we know comedy is subjective.
But shouldn't you be genuinely funny at least once in a while? She is just foul and tasteless. Add the Progressive
politics and you have instant nausea. Hand over the remote, please…
Et tu, Sarah? When I saw Jesus is Magic, she savaged liberal pieities so thoroughly I thought she was probably a closet libertarian. No such luck.
Be. Sure. To. Drink. Your. Ovaltine. ??!?!?!
real funny guys.
Alright who has my ConservoSpeak Decoder Ring?
Actually, I think she is a racist. Anyone who treats minorities as if they can't survive without entitlements is a racist in my book.
Waitaminnit…..if we on the right use "coded" language and everything we say is "all implied," then how come only the left knows about it and the right doesn't? I mean, if it's "our" language, shouldn't we be aware of it? And if it's "our code," how did those rascally lefties manage to crack it?
Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
GKC.
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Who is Sarah Silverfish again now?
If it makes you leftists bedwetting fascists feel better to call me a racist. Fine. As a public service call me a racist. I don’t care. Why? Because I know in my heart that the charge is false. I’m advocating against President Obama because he is making decisions I disagree with not because he is black or white or whatever. As I comment about most actors I’ll only say this, life is not an act, there are real consequences to your political philosophy and the dead and dieing will one day prove right that you who seek surrender at the hands of evil are wrong.
sarah must have a new movie or something coming out. she just wants press. who knew, i must really be a racist, i was told by disagreeing with obama i am a racist, i was told by supporting the tea party i am a racist, now i watch fox news, i must really be a racist. i also listen to rush, i must be a racist. did the definition of racism change, i thought it was to discriminate preferring one race over another, i never knew liberal was a race. i do dislike liberals, or excuse me, progressives.
Anything to get herself 15 more minutes of fame since her horrible show was cancelled for being unfunny and having no ratings. She's a hypocritical lying closet racist. She said the N-word pretty easily and her "Filthy Mexicans" line came out pretty naturally as well. But I guess all of that is "ok" since she's a Lefty, correct? Spineless.
…and I don’t think that she’s a racist.
And yet, she is a liberal. Considering historical precedents of liberals and racism, I'd say this moves the propensity that Silveman is racist well past correlation smack dab into the thick of causality.
Sarah, Sarah.. Don't you get it? When we on the right speak clandestinely, we do not, I repeat, do not use a code. We use Klingon.
Liberals are always accusing the other side of things that they are guilty of. Therefore, if they think there is a secret coded conservative language, it's obvious that they must have one too.
Let's try some examples:
"Teabaggers are racist" is code for "Oh crap – they're catching on to what Obama is trying to do!!"
"George Bush is an idiot" is code for "Thank God he came along to clean up the mess that Bill Clinton left behind "
"Sarah Palin is an idiot" is code for "If she isn't stopped, this woman will expose the hypocracy of the Liberal feminist movement"
"The Rich have to pay more taxes" is code for "I wish I was rich so I could manipulate the system as well as George Soros."
She is a disgusting pig!
She's just a taller version of Janine Garofalo, and like that slag, Sarah Silverman will quickly fade from memory….
Don't worry about it. The new decoder rings are coming out next week, I'll make sure your name is on the distribution list. Keep it quiet, though, we can't have them falling into the wrong hands.
It appears some of them (like Sarah) are really smart. Now if you had the decoder ring you would know what I mean by 'really smart.'
Here's another:
"Hope and Change" is code for "I hope I have some spare change left over after Obama is finished fundamentally transforming the US."
did I miss the vote?
I was really pulling for Esperanto
Sarah Silverman is hilarious.
That, of course, is right-wing code for "Sarah Silverman is a boring, untalented hack whose entire act is based around a childish gimmick. She should change her stage name to 'The Amazing Cuss Word Lady'."
Racial paranoia makes my skin crawl. Not only does it destroy the livelihoods of innocents, it wounds the very people it's supposed to protect. I would say it's the McCarthyism of the new millennium, but that would be an insult to Joe McCarthy.
Conservatives are racists? They use "code language" to hide their racism? Fox News is evil?
Thank you Ms. Silverman for having the guts to expose the truth! You're so courageous! You're taking quite a risk laying it all out there and challenging the vast right-wing-conspiracy who would love nothing more than to shut you down for hate speech crimes and failing to give an opposing viewpoint equal time! We admire your bravery! It would be different if virtually every other elite member of the Hollywood bubble…uh, I mean, community… were saying the same things. Then you'd be just another dull, boring hack without an original thought in your head. But they're too afriad! They're not nearly as bold and daring as you Ms. Silverman!
SQT,
EXACTLY!
The race baiters are the REAL Racists holding down their own people…
That ain't Sliverman's invention, the modern left has created it's own warped view of reality for as long back as I can remember.
If you don't march lock step with them on every issue, everything you say and do (or don't say or don't do) is racist. Because that's their code word for non-believers.
everyone knows that words like mr, maam, please, thankyou and sir. are racist code words.even using obama in a paragraph is racist.
If by really smart you mean, on par with a bag of hammers.
Remember she recently had her show canceled. She's probably looking for work.
I took the first letter from every word in Mr. Crowder's post and ran it through my Conservative Decoder Ring. The result: "Don't give Danny Glover a cab ride! Don't give Danny Glover a cab ride!"
"She should change her stage name to 'The Amazing Cuss Word Lady'."
Perfect. I gave you a thumbs up based on that bit of genius alone.
Oh. poor Sarah. Her show got cancelled and now she needs attention. She who has said many offensive and racial jokes can't talk. She is another manic depressive, self-hating, unfunny comic that some how has a career. Ain't America great!
Great point JD. We have to remember that actors are famous for reciting lines that other people write, not for their own opinions. We might as well ask a cartoon character what it thinks. From what I have seen, the cartoon characters would probably have a more realistic viewpoint than the Glovers, Penns and Alec Baldwins of Hollywood.
Sarah Silver…. oh I bought some bratwurst at half price!!! Gonna go grill them babies up!
Easy on the hammers, Ed.
Hahaha – for sure, Sarah Silverman is a beacon of courage and wisdom for all young women to imitate. She's waaay more intelligent and cultured than that wacky Sarah Palin; you can tell by her deeply varied vocabulary and wit… pffft.
Interesting. I took the last two lines, and it appears it's an anagram for: "Obama wears mom jeans and throws like a girl."
Code language. It's everywhere!
What I often wonder about the kind of people who accuse conservatives of racism is whether or not they themselves actually have any friends of other races. I'm a conservative, and I in fact have several friends of other races – black, Hispanic, (East) Indian, Chinese, Korean, etc. I know them as individuals, not as stereotypes (although sometimes they fit really well – all my Indian friends are either going to law school or med school). It's hard to be racist when you really know and love people from other races and ethnic backgrounds. So, Sarah Silverman, how many black friends do you have, or Hispanic? Do they know that you use words like n*gger and spic? How do they feel about that? If you really have friends who are of other races, I can't imagine you would actually say those things, even as a joke.
"Lazy comics" – whoa, whoa! We don't need that kind of hate speech here… unless you're talking about conservative comedians, in which case: encore!
Haha… hope you get your ring back soon. This week's Coded Conservative Conspiracy is the same as most every week – "Blood for oil. Poor, minority blood." With Silverman cracking the code, we're going to need to get Blackwater on the horn and see how quickly they can develop a new one
Sarah Silverman is not funny and just had heard show cancelled. What does she know?
I had the same exact thought while I was reading this piece. These people with their white liberal guilt believe minorities cannot make it on their own without the beneficence of government. Former Oklahoma Congressman J.C. Watts once told Sean Hannity (several years ago) that liberals don't believe in minority achievement unless it is bestowed upon them by government. I have always remembered that sentiment because it is the truth.
…..Just when I thought someone couldn't possibly be as stupid and arrogant as Janeane Garafolo, here comes Sarah Silverman. Liberals pretending to be smart never gets old to me though. As we are laughing and discussing what a moron she is- Comments like that score points in the self-validating world of Hollywood sycophantism. It will only help her career. That wasn't just some stupid comment, it was a job interview, and she nailed it!!
wait a minute, are you saying the obama depression has put her on the unemployment line, there is some redeeming qualities of this bumbling idiot afterall, when will the rest of these loons loose their jobs? i am sure she can get meaningful employment at mcdonalds, do you think she would rather operate the shake machine, of be a sandwich fabrication specialist? the french fryer might be a little out of her league.
No, I think its her inability to be funny and comedy central's inability to attract and audience.
Sarah who?
Hi folks. We really shouldn't get worked up about people like Sarah Silverman. The only reason she had/has a career is because she is a very attractive woman with big knockers who says C*nt, C*ck, F*ck etc etc a whole lot in her act. (such as it is). When her show was on the conversation was never about how funny it was or how edgy or original it was, the conversation was always about why this good looking babe was banging a schlep like Jimmy Kimmel. Her show's off the air and I don't expect her standup will expand past the local comedy clubs. Most of her tv work seems to have been voice over so that's where she'll probably spend most of her time. By the by, if you must read her book give it a few months and check out the remainder bin.
Using racial slurs and stereotypes throughout your 'comedic' act = Progressively ironic and forwarding a diverse cause.
Criticizing and disagreeing with a minority in any context while holding rightwing views = VILE, SECRETLY-CODED HATE SPEECH THAT SHOULD BE SILENCED IN AMERIKKKA!!!
When you ask God if there's a dope he created out there who's more pseudo-intellectual, hateful, and idiotic than Janeane Garafolo, He points, with great shame, to Sarah Silverman.
Precisely. It's overflow from academia and liberals lap it up wherever it falls because it makes them feel smart AND it's useful for bludgeoning their enemies with – in a grade-school-playground kind of way. It's a bit like their dusty, pseudo-Freudian beliefs – like the more manly a man acts, the more likely it is that he's a latent homosexual. Or that men who want to fight their enemies are secretly afraid of them. Or that men who love big guns are compensating for small penises. It's classic double-think: bravery is fear, strength is weakness. In a liberal's world, it's actually *more* manly to be feminine and *more* courageous to be cowardly.
Same thing with accusations of crypto-racism and claims of "coded" racist language. It's so glib and so cute, and you don't have to actually *prove* it's true because, after all, the TRUE truth is hidden. Stupid people will never see it. Only a smart, hip liberal can see it plain as day. And that's why liberals should be in charge of everything.
Esperanto was a close second at the beginning, but ultimately it was decided that Klingon sounded more nefarious and won the vote. Now we can all sound all evil and sinister during our clandestine communications… mwahahahahahaahahaa
(mwahahaha added in for effect as required by evil statute C42-B)
I don't know – I always thought Sarah and Janeane Garofalo were kinda cute. Trouble is, their personalities absolutely SUCK. Janeane seems to get her identity and fashion sense from the whole stupid, ugly, angry, permanently-on-the-rag, teenage underground/alterna-grrrrrrrrl culture. Sarah thinks having the mouth and manners of an unemployed stevedore is somehow transgressive and funny. Why would anyone want to be around these chronically unattractive women?
I did for: "That, of course, is right-wing code for "Sarah Silverman is a boring, untalented hack whose entire act is based around a childish gimmick.""
I remember my mother saying to me, whenever I had a dirty look on my face, "don't make ugly faces like that or have such a fresh attitude, it'll stick for the rest of your life."
As tired as the "most zealous liberal women are ugly" meme is, I'd say the contributing factor, is, as you have said, bad attitude and rotten personality. If one scowls, snarls, and glares enough at the idea of someone having a different opinion that isn't of left-wing persuasion, patriotism and self-reliance with vitriolic anger pouring out of one's mouth 24/7, it takes a toll on the body.
Just look what the above did to the likes of Pelosi, Streisand, and Helen Thomas.
As tired as the "most zealous liberal women are ugly" meme is, I'd say the contributing factor, is, as you have said, bad attitude and rotten personality. If one scowls, snarls, and glares enough at the idea of patriotism and self-reliance with vitriolic idiocy pouring out of one's mouth 24/7, it takes a toll on the body.
Just look what the above did to the likes of Pelosi, Streisand, and Helen Thomas.
Sarah Silverman: "The progressive message out there today is more refined and irony-dependent…."
Yup. Calling everybody a racist at the drop of the hat is very refined and ironic. As nuanced as a lead pipe to the head.
It's the same thing that compels some people to take a long look before flushing the toilet.
Silverman's show was just cancelled. I'm on sure if she's still "on" with Kimmell.
She's gotta get some attention, gotta get some cred, so she does what every desperate for attention out of work somethingorother does when they need some attention…she trashes conservatives. Was there a Palin joke in there too? If not, stay tuned.
I will be so happy when the reign of untalented, unattractive, unfunny people like Silverman is finally over…I think it's getting very close.
Ah yes, the soon to be extinct 'Skankasaurus'. I always wondered how they could eat with that mouth.
At first I was thinking on par with a doorknob, but so many other comparisons would work as well.
This is probably going to affect the crush I've had on her for years. I think she's a brilliant. But, like most liberals, ridiculously uninformed and emotionally immature. But this is also her act. Her whole persona is based on insulting everyone, and she's about as un-P.C. as anyone you could imagine.
Hey, James Carville and Mary Matalin can make it work.
I liked Janeane way back when she was a cast member of the Ben Stiller Show. That was in the early 90s and she had not morphed into a butch radical at that point, she was just a talented young lady who had yet to believe her own BS.
But..but… that's the entire Democrat party.
"Soft bigotry of low expectations"?
I used to think they were both cute girls, but I get the impression they smell very bad and are an embarassment to be around in public.
Pretty on the outside…….
Did I forget to pay my dues and get my decoder ring???
I've missed SO much inside info…I feel so left out!
DON'T FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE.
Are you sure it wasn't the evil bankers that caused her to lose her show?
is this a spoof tape,surely no sensible person could talk such drivel for real?
Klaatu barada nikto
At this point it has become pure projection on the part of these liberal imbeciles. The racists and misogynists on the Left have zero credibility when they laughably accuse others of racism and sexism, which is reflected in the ratings.
Are all of these leftwing Hollywood airheads mental defectives? [rhetorical question].
A more appropriate book title by a liberal? I can't think of none.
Well done! Now the army of the dead will not awaken when we remove the Necronomicon from its pedestal.
You don't need a decoder ring to understand what I'm saying because I really, really mean this literally; Silverman is emotionally unhinged, mentally unstable, and a monumental moron.
… and ugly to the bone.
Give me an evil banker any day of the week over brain dead, moon bat, modern liberals like Silverman.
At least with an evil banker I know where I stand, and what to expect. I can deal with that.
TJL, the misconception is that Silverman, Lopez, Maher et al have a throng of fans. The reality of it is that only a small percentage of the population watches even the biggest hit show on TV. Silverman's show just got cancelled due to low ratings. Lopez is on some weird network at some weird time i.e. nobody's watching and Maher is on HBO (not a lot of subscribers statistically speaking). Their already small audience is shrinking as they are turned off by having biased politics mixed in with their entertainment.
Here's another: Wanda Sykes – cancelled! I could go on and on.
By this point it's no big deal: "racist" has been stripped of all meaning, just the lazy go-to Lefty insult for anyone who isn't a leftist.
Last time I liked something Sara Silverman did was on Greg The Bunny (the sitcom, not the horrible IFC show), and even then it was because she wasn't playing herself.
They probably would've slept in anyways since they came out in such force to vote for Obama in '08.
That has been my question on just about every thread I have commented on here. However I have heard of Sarah Silverman, even saw a couple of commercials for her show. And that is as far as it went, The commercials were lame. Apparently, so was her show.
True, that did take up what little motivation they had to begin with.
Wow, she reads copy just like TOKYO ROSE. Yank-ee-go-home. How hypnotic. I love the way she delivers these important pearls of information as if the LEFT hadn't trotted this same tripe out 6 months ago. For a bunch of self-described "out of box" original thinkers, these Lefties are truly stale predictable simps. Is that decoded enough for you, Sarah?
Who's this Silverman chick? Is this someone the new Commandant commands me to listen to?
I think I'll stick to Socrates and Mr. Hawkins… the new religionists running the media have me wondering just when they will start burning humans at the stake.
The army of the dead's been taking a beating lately, it's tough to stay motivated after repeated losses. I heard they still complain about Racoon City and Sunnydale when they meet up at the bars.
You're the best!!
Indeed, all that agered mumbling about blond slayers and vampires with souls while drowning in cheap beer is almost too sad to watch. almost…
I do love my wealth of osbscure movie references. ;o)
TINW!!!
Proof that beauty is, indeed, only skin deep.
And that's about as deep as either of them get.
Seeing as how the libtards have broken our code, the new ones will now encompass triple encoding methods. Be patient, a little green trol…er guy will show up and give it to you using the secret handshake while uttering the secret greeting.
"Refined and irony-dependent?" What the fuck does that mean? Is the message correct, is it accurate, is it useful, is it inspiring, is it TRUE??? Sarah's description makes it sound like the "progressive message" is…well, exactly what we think it is: Something pseudo-intellectuals can repeat to each other while sipping lattes at the "progressive" bookshop and feeling smug at how much cleverer they are than the un-ironic people drinking beer and eating nachos over at Ruby Tuesday's. The number of times a liberal uses the words "irony" and "nuance" in any conversation indicates his/her level of false intellectual pride. It's called "being a snob." I remember when being a snob was a bad thing. Now it's a fucking credential if you're a leftist. Because, after all, it's not snobbery if you really *are* superior.
Sorry – rant over.
She proves that Fox News is racist by quoting……Lew Dobbs.
What a frikkin' genius.
Sarah Silverman is an attention whore. Whatever works, that's what she will say/do. So, she jumps on the "conservatives are racists" bandwagon. Next thing you know, she will be on Lopez's show calling Sarah Palin a bitch.
Another loser whining like she has something to say.
Sarah Silverman, failed SNL writer, failed TV show, failed political views.
A big steaming heap o' fail.
TWO WORDS, LADY!
PROVE IT!
Show me just where is Fox News is racist. Give me proof, not your little "I'm a c-list comic and I say so"! Real proof.
If you want a racism engine, look no further than WHAT-A-MESS-NBC! There are no black hosts there.
Moral relativist idiocy.
Skank draws a blank. Never got the appeal.
She did succeed in offending me once though. Her attempt to sound folksy-Jewish in her campaigning for Obama was DEEPLY offensive. Like, Nazi-Kapo offensive.
She made a Red Hussein campaign ad. It was something along the lines of let's all "schlep" down to Florida to convince our grandparents to vote for Obama, who of course has turned out to be a jihad-sympathizing Fascist/Communist America-hating Jew-hating snake-in-the-grass.
She probably still doesn't know what she did, such matters cannot penetrate the cast iron thickness of her empty skull. But then, I'm not sure that she would give a damn if she knew — I'm not sure she's capable of caring.
I mean come on…………………..Jimmy Kimmel dumped her ass. Need anything more be said?
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