Lonewolf Diaries: Media Gives Sean Penn a ‘Rectal Cancer’ Pass
by Steven Crowder“You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah, you know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.” – Sean Penn (when addressing his detractors)
No, I’m not making it up, you can even view the video here. O’Reilly, feel free to examine his body language, though to be fair, there isn’t much of a body to work with. For those too lazy to watch the video, let me recap it for you: **Spoiler alert!** Sean Penn has decided to take the life-plunge and go full-retard. Honestly, I don’t even know what to say anymore. Clearly, his statement was made in the poorest taste possible. Even more appalling however, is that the media doesn’t seem upset about these remarks in the slightest.
Is it just me, or do the “outrageous” quotes from Limbaugh, Coulter, and Beck that send the mainstream-media into a tizzy pale in comparison to the vitriolic hatred of Penn?
If Sean Penn were to tell his detractors to take a hike, that would be fine. If he suggested that they jump off a bridge, I’d be cool with that. But to describe in vivid detail, a torturous, agonizing death (one from which many cancer-sufferers were likely suffering while watching the interview from their hospital beds) in which his detractors should perish, is evil, pure and simple. The worst part about it is that we all know Sean Penn isn’t quick enough to think on his feet, which leaves no doubt that the man had spent “a lot of energy on it” in order to craft the graphic mental imagery beforehand. What a sick, twisted, vulgar, knee-high little minikin.
Listen Sean, I don’t like you. Really, I don’t. Yet you’ve never heard me wish upon you the most agonizing of cervical cancers.
Would I love to pummel you? If I could cut five or six weight classes, yes of course I would. Better yet, I’d rather just let any of the photographers or women you’ve assaulted in years past line up to womp you one by one, a la “Airplane.”
Would I like to see you shunned from your Hollywood brethren for hate speech? Sure, why not? He who lives by the politically correct sword deserves to die by it.
I don’t, however, want to see you die a horrible, excruciating death. Not only because you’re undoubtedly going to hell, but because it’s just not my style to wish that on anybody, nor is it for most conservatives. We tend to be decent people. See, we call you and your ilk elitists, you call us scrotum-suckers (i.e. teabaggers). We point out your misguided ideals, you call us racists. We make fun of your cable networks pathetic ratings, you call us propagandists. Is anyone else noticing the pattern here?
This isn’t just about Jeff Spicoli. Sean Penn’s recent comment is the epitome of all that is wrong with Tinseltown. They can hurl the most vile, angry, hateful insults at middle-Americans because they know that the press will cover for them. On the flip-side, conservatives constantly have to play defense because they know that any marginally offensive comment they make will be blown-up into hate speech of epic proportions and played on a never-ending repeat circuit in the mainstream media. Who else is sick of it? In the spirit of honesty, I ask you conservatives, what would you say if someone like Rush Limbaugh wished all of his detractors “died screaming of rectal cancer”?
As for Sean, you disgust me. Yet, I would never hope to see you die an agonizing death, screaming from uterine cancer. See how that works?
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It must be just you, Steven, that thinks it's not OK for someone to call for somebody else to die a painful slow death.
Afterall, Bill Maher wanted Glenn Beck to be shot dead at the Pentagon. Ward Churchill thinks people jumping in flames from the World Trade Center got what they deserve.
Meantime, Sean Penn is a well known long time chain smoker. Just saying……..
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And I know for a fact was still doing coke a few years ago.
Leaving his politics out of it for a minute Penn was expressing what millions feel about their enemies. Why is it so necessary to denounce the expression of what almost everyone has felt but been too chickenshit to express?
Penn's political comments seem to focus on the anal area for some odd (Freudian) reason.
Penn already has rectal cancer……………..in his mouth.
From all the shit that pours out of it.
He looks like he's been doing coke for a really long time. He looks angry, he looks really angry. He has every right under the constitution to say what he said we've all hated someone at some time and voiced that opinion. Hate crime legislation is wrong. OMG did you hear his self-righteousness? "In our tent camp in Haiti" as if he is so much better because he has the money and time to go over there and devote that kind of time. What about over here? What's he doing for the US Citizens that are struggling? There is a saying Charity starts at home. Sean looks like he was in that earthquake and it lasted for 40 years. He's only a few years older than me and he looks like my great granddad. WOW
The guy is a piece of literal filth. His comments nor appearance surprise me.
Penn's NOT rectal cancer? Would someone, please, keep me up on the latest memos?
Eeew! I'm not sure we want to explore that line of thought much.
Forgot to say I agree with you Steven on mostly all of it.
Another great article, Steven!
Sean Penn is sincerely a jerk. Ya know the way I see the celebs and their need for attention is similar to a little, pubescent 12-year-old girl just banging on the door trying to get out. Maybe I'm wrong…
Perhaps Sean Penn should watch Farrah Fawcett's documentary of her painful slow death from rectal cancer. Perhaps he might decide that is not a nice death to wish on people who merely dare to question his motives.
Considering Edwards took off the Haiti the day his wife filed for divorce, and it was rumored Tiger was in Haiti, and Penn just happened to go down there as he was getting divorced, is it that big of a deal to wonder? Wow, sure sounds worthy of painful rectal cancer…
If he's not kicking the crap out of photographers, he is wishing others painful death. And he wants to throw anyone who calls Chavez a dictator in jail. (Do you think he realizes the irony of that statement?)
Perhaps if he hates this country so, he should just move. I mean, after all, it has been so tough for him to succeed in America.
Because of the obvious hypocrisy.
Sean Penn: The Small Man.
He is small in every way. Physically. Intellectually. Spiritually. Emotionally. Mentally.
Perhaps that's what's making him so angry.
Again, Steven, you hit the nail on the head! But I tend to think of Sean Penn and his ilk as mentally challenged and it really isn't nice to make fun of people with lesser intelligence than you! That being said, Penn really is pathetic.
As much as I find Sean Penn, George Clooney, and so many others like them a very sorry lot, I do not wish anal cancer on any of them. I hope they all fail because they will destroy this country with their foolishness. What's wrong with these people?
I can't help but wondering regarding the educational background of Mr. Penn. Honestly he sounds like some undereducated simp being led around intellectually by someone from the Jeremiah Wright school of communication and thought. I mean….this guy has s**t for brains….and yet the MSM listens to his ravings and gives him a pass.
I'm serious….did this guy even make it through high school???
As a former Marine I notice things like Penn's attacks on people he knows are "safe". He likes the bad-boy image but he is a weasel and just about anyone here in Texas, including our cowgirls, could kick his skinny drug-riddled butt…and would if he pulled his Hollywood crap here. But we all know he picks his fights carefully which is why he isn't eating his meals through a straw. What a complete wuss and loser but it tells you loads about Hollywood that HE is their idea of an action hero! I remember the Hollywood actors hired after WWII, and Korea. We had men like Steve McQueen, Audy Murphy, etc. on the silver screen who had ACTUALLY risked their lives and were REAL-LIFE heroes. After that we got the privlidged kids from Hollywood actors and producers to play roles so far beyond anything they ever had or would experience in life…ergo nutless nimrods like Sean Penn.
Sean Penn is a despicable little fool! I am so sick and tired of celebrates spouting their poisonous hatred all the time and then turning a round and pointing a finger at conservatives for being "divisive and hateful".
I certainly don't wish that kind of pain on anyone, nor do I know anybody who would. Do I wish he (and others like him) would just shut the eff up? Yes. Do I want them to die a slow, painful death? No.
What makes what Sean Penn said so much worse than what you and I, and probably millions of others, think everyday?
Simple. Sean Penn lives in Hollywood. He's rich. He's famous. Sean Penn has a national audience, who, for whatever reason, listen to him, maybe even look up to him. Do you have a national audience? If you wished someone had rectal cancer, would your name be splashed on newspapers and on TV for the next week? Do you make movies? Have a TV show? or even host a daily political talk show?
I think part of the problem is we never hold our public figures; movie and TV stars, music stars, professional athletes or our state and national politicians to high enough standards.
In my opinion, if a member of Congress is caught having an affair, cheating on his taxes, not paying his taxes, driving drunk or allows the passenger in his car to drown in the local pond while he makes his way home, safe and sound, they should be recalled and be done with politics.
If a TV or movie star wishes people dead of cancer because they don't agree with his politics, his contracts should be torn up, he should be shunned, chased out of Hollywood and be out of work for a while. When Hollywood still used the old Studio system, where stars signed years long contract with one movie studio, there was a clause in contract that said they had to behave a certain way in public. It kept the celebrities from making stupid comments like Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin and others do nowadays. They should bring this idea back, in Hollywood as well as in professional sports, the music industry and yes, politics.
Penn is such a shorty, he'd have to stand on his widdle tippy toes to be a suppository in America's a$$.
We shouldn't wish any evil on anyone. ….but, if Maher and Penn never worked in show biz again, I might chuckle
i dunno that sounds a bit much… i mean i like it… but a bit much. i think the core of bighollywood, is really, to actually give voice to the other side, because no one in media is. so i think, by us just on here, debating and calling them out, we're on the right track.
i think resorting to politics or strict contracts is sort of going the liberal way. though i do like when politicians are forced to resign. govt is govt…. but free market is free market.
Sean Penn: Mr. Compassion, Mr. I'm for the Underdog… ugh!
Let's list just a couple of the ways he's neither of these:
1) He chums around with "dictator" Chavez (Yeah, Sean Baby, I said it!). Any leader who silences the media, wants to control the populace and industry is a freaking dictator. Ask Venezuelan Maria Conchita Alonzo who wants Penn to shut up, because Penn's clueless about Chavez, who she says IS A DICTATOR and killer. See video here: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&media... I believe a Venezuelan would know more than a Malibu bred actor who allows himself to be treated as a useful idiot.
2) Then there are these apparent acts of compassion against Madonna: whacking her in the head with a baseball bat and binding her hands, according to this article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1157...
So Penn's talk of wishing rectal cancer on someone is about right. He's just a spoiled Malibu brat who's been trying his whole life to be relevant. Sure, he's done some good things when the cameras are rolling: running off to Katrina and to Haiti, as well as playing make-believe very well on screen. But how does he get away with the other stuff? Disgusting.
"Sean Penn has decided to take the life-plunge and go full-retard."
Tropic Thunder rules!!!
OK Steven, I won't wish a painful death on Penn, no matter how big of a douchebag he is. Could I at least wish him kidney stones?
Speaking of rectums, Penn looks nicely tanned. Must be from all the time he has spent with his head up his a$$.
I agree. Penn loves to pretend he's a street tough. But the only street he's ever lived on is Easy Street. He's a born and raised Hollywood brat. He's a pretty brave little fella when fighting women and sucker punching guys with two hands on a camera.
Notice also how, just before that disgusting statement, he casually mentions how he’s “away from it all” while helping out in Haiti. Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but to me, it seemed like a scene out of a movie in which the smug antagonist is quick to point out, in specific detail, what a humanitarian he is. Y’know, that scene, usually played for comedic value, which further establishes the character’s arrogance?
I certainly don’t mean to detract from anything genuinely positive that Penn is doing in Haiti. I’m just saying that he seemed to hold it up as Exhibit A of what a good guy he is as opposed to the scum that dare criticize him.
Gotta laugh at IMDB stating that Penn is 5' 9 1/2.
If he's 5'9, Michael J. Fox and Danny Devito must be close to 6 feet.
Personal Story time: I once suffered hemorrhoids and a yeast infection AT THE SAME TIME. It's mild in comparison, but I just couldn't wish something like that on anyone.
*MissQuinn*
Remember, when he was paddling in that boat in New Orleans, the water was ankle deep.
He came from a rich, show biz family where daddy bailed him out time after time after time…
Sean Penn, a person who has received absolutely zero dollars from my family in…..oh, I don't remember just how long… has just reminded me why.
Mr. Penn, a rich boy from a show biz family who was bailed out time and again by daddy, needs to realize that, "Karma's a bitch," or "What goes around comes around," or "What ye sow, so shall ye reap."
I don't care how much money and fame he has, I wouldn't want to be in his shoes.
Sean Penn's been so unsavory for so long that we should no longer be interested in what comes out of his mouth. He's been digging his own grave with his words for quite some time now. The ugly ones are well known to all of us. They loathe themselves, they hate everything and everyone around them. They wake up in the morning and Hate. They are driven by hate. Hate is a cancer. These people are teminally ill. Terminal illness only goes in one direction. The one thing we ALL should realize is that their illness will permeate us if we fall to the same depths of evil. Time catches up. They'll get caught in their own webs and their own weaknesses will take them down.
Penn also feels that any reporter in Venezuela that refers to Chavez as a dictator should be jailed.
It amazes me that a man that has been blessed with so much by this country and by capitalism hates with a blind passion the nation and the system that bestowed those blessings upon him. I know it has become cliche but Penn should move to Venezuela and become a part of the country and system that he holds so dear. I'm sure Mr. Chavez would welcome him with open arms and those of us who love the US will be rid of him and none the worse for him being gone.
By the way Mr. Penn, When you leave why don't you just leave all that filthy capitalist earned money behind with The American Cancer Society so they might put it towards curing rectal cancer.
Well put Shel, if someone is making a fool of themselves, stand back and give them room!
… and who modeled for Sean the correct way of progressive thinking.
Abraham Lincoln said it was better for people to think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all shadow of doubt.
When Penn speaks … rectums pucker.
This is true. We have lost the concept of "DISGRACE".
ugh…did you have to use full retard? why do people think it's okay to channel ben stiller giving no consideration to the disabled who are asking you not to use that slur?
Actually, it just shows that Sean Penn is a rude little toe rag that deserves nothing. I will not respect such a creature
In Penn's case, were he to contract that awful disease, he'd literally be able to scream from his rectum.
Yeah, you know, Penn is STILL a loser. If you love Castro so much, move to Cuba for a few years and see how that works out for you. As for Haiti, I can guarantee that there is more Christian aid in that devestated country right now than there is Hollyweird atheist aid. Penn's appearance there was simply a photo op.
You really think that "almost everyone" wishes horrible death on those who merely disagree with them? I doubt that is true. But if it were, the fact that most people do not say it in public, much less on TV, is not a sign that they are "too chickenshit to express it"–it is a sign of maturity.
A good friend of mine, who is unfortunately a lifelong liberal, has suffered from colon cancer the past few years. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Sean has to live with himself, a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone.
What is this about him having "guts to say what he thinks"? Saying that he has guts implies that he is actually risking something by saying what he did. He didn't risk anything. He knows that he can say whatever he wants and no one will hold him accountable. In fact the next party he goes to his “friends” will all congratulate him and tell him how cool he is. Where is the courage in that?
I am appalled that anyone would think that wishing death on people who merely verbally criticize you is something to be admired.
I hope 90% of Shawn's nose falls off, and he's left with only a regular-sized nose.
Then maybe he wouldn't be so angry all of the time.
FYI. Moonbats are so full of shit that they have an anal orifice at each end, lest they explode from the pressure.
Its just you.
Maybe the celebrates are sick and tired of you.
Sean Penn called for arresting people for calling Hugo Chavez a "dictator". I wonder how Sean would describe the feeling of having Chavez' "dick-tater" in his mouth.
Yes! Well, said.
As I said earlier, remember his photo op in New Orleans – when he was paddling that boat in ankle deep water!
Liberal scum…. plus, you think that there would be a ECHO of what he has said on the SLANTED media.. if ANYONE, I REPEAT anyone from the right would make even a slip up saying this they would be CRUSHED by the full weight of the media, and would be ostracized from society…. come on people it is Sean Penn, the great man that I would be honored for my daughter to bring home…..insert "banging head" lol
No, the regular Joe's who have been living in and helping out in Haiti for years (and many who died in the earthquake) deserve our admiration, our thanks, our gratitude and our prayers. Sean is always looking for a photo op…..has he been back to New Orleans to help like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have many times over the years? No, didn't think so… because the cameras aren't there.
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything while I read this. I would have ruined my computer by spitting it up all over the keyboard from laughter!!! Excellent piece and I couldn't agree with you more!!! Satan definitely has a room reserved for this POS when he finally relives the earth of his putrid existence.
BINGO!!!
I walked onto a plane heading to LA from San Francisco. Penn was sitting in 1B, daughter in 1A, Robin (painfully thin) sitting across the aisle. I always liked Robin from "Princess Bride".
Without looking at either of them, I squatted down a bit and said "Princess Bride, always one of my favorite movies." Robin said, "ohhhhhhhhhhhh". Sean probably beat the sh*t out of her later for getting any attention.
As far as his looks, this was 2006, and he looks much better in person than on the screen.
He, unfortunately, is a wack-a-doodle. Damon and Hanks have now been added to the list of actors I won't patronize their projects. Too bad they can't keep their traps shut politically.
I would have like to see "Ghost Writer" but RP can go to hell sooner than later.
……. and, Stephen, please don't use the word "full-retard".
he sounds like some undereducated simp being led around intellectually by someone from the Jeremiah Wright school of communication and thought.
No! The school's name is the Hugo Chavez school for Simple Socialists.
Personally, I have added Sean Penn to my list of celebs who I refuse to spend money on their products.
Lets not forget that he is not the only celeb who has traveled to Venezuela to kiss up to Dictator Chavez.
Penn's appearance there was simply a photo op.
As are all of his appearances.
Share that with irby84, I was using his/her vernacular. Don't let modern conservative education (Limbagh, Fox News) fool you, awareness counts.
Hollywood elitists thrive on looking or being outright fools. I'm OK with that. The more they are driven by hate the better because judging from their private and personal lives they are the ones being destroyed not the people they hate.
Not to mention he played Harvey Milk… I think I see a trend as well.
At least Sean Penn's got guts to say what he thinks and not hide behind a blog. He's done so much for Haiti how about Jolie getting all the press but going there for a day and taking pictures and leaving, he's made stuff happen, put his money where his mouth is which is more than admirable.
Well, I have some ideas, but I'd love to hear your theories.
I'm a little hurt that you would obliquely suggest Sean Penn's a girl, (cervical, uterine). . . Keep the fairer sex as far as possible from association with this guy. He's icky.
I don't know his complete bio, but he was up before the HUAC and refused to \”name names\” and was therefore blacklisted. I think I've read that this series of events solidified his leftist view and caused a distrust of the political system. And the apple dosen't seem to have fallen too far from the tree.
I like the way you think – 2nd!
It's said that by middle age, your face is a reflection of the kind of life you've lead. In Sean's case, this explains a lot.
And how Robin Wright did for all those years is a mystery that may never be understood.
Ah, you mean his daddy. Yep, he was blacklisted. Sure that impacted the little jerk growing up.
Actually, I like it and it's not the GOV'T doing it – it's a private contract between a private entities/individuals.
And like TomTom says below – we have lost the concept of disgrace and shame and embarassment.
Chelsea of that talk show gets to write a book about her sexual exploits. I don't care if she sleeps with every red-blooded American male in America. That's her own business. But there was a time that you kept that to yourself for the most part and didn't write books about it and talk about it like it was no big deal.
We have lost our moral compass in this country. I'm not saying we have to be Puritans or anything, but IS THERE NO SHAME in this country?
With reality shows on every channel, I would say the answer is NO!
Hide behind a Blog? Nobody here is Hiding behind anything. It's just that none of us have Larry King calling us up and asking us to come on his show! Hey, if you have a brain in your head you will understand that the famous don't do charitable things for NOTHING. Penn, as he told King, NEEDS to do this to make up for what he refers to as "Past Sins" Now he didn't make it clear what those "past sins" entailed. It could be the past sins of beating up his ex wives or coking up and starting fights or pulling weapons and threatening the lives of photographers and/or beating them to the ground and breaking their cameras.. He's been guilty of all those things and probably many, many more "BAD"things over the years. He does have a trial coming up soon. If he's judged guilty of the crime he accused of (caught on tape) he could go to jail for upwards of two years He needs all the good chairtable works and press he can get. To have his recent selfless tireless work in Haiti on his recent record and in the front of the minds of the jury could get him off and he could go on his merry way to live and assault with glee another day.
When Sean Penn took the part of the lazy drugged up surfing loser named Jeff Spicoli in the 1980's movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" he asked the director why he didn't get a script to study his lines, the director told him he didn't need any lines, just act like he always does and say what comes naturally to him. He fit in perfectly and he's still playing that role of a loser to perfection today.
oh, yes, i do like the private contract thing…
and yah i could see Obamanation not allowing companies who want to run with morals be allowed.
like eharmony!!!
Celibates? Celebrities? Cerebrates? Don't let the modern school system fool you, Spelling Counts.
He's a rotten actor too!
You forget, we shouldn't feel SHAME over anything… we should all like ourselves! Self-esteem is what matters!
Ugh, what did I just write? Sorry, must have been some residual poison from my college days… whew! Glad that passed!
What formerly was hidden, due to embarrassment, is now trumpeted and marketed.
Up is down. In is out. Front is back.
You forgot "phallically."
Let's all agree that Sean Penn is a douche. But who care what he says? He's on TV every 5 years. While blowhards Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Pallin, and Keith Olbermann are in faces 5 days per week. Their foolish rhetoric is much more dangerous than an actor wishing rectal cancer on his critics. One thing to think about – Sean Penn is bringing attention to the tragedy in Haiti. Think about the real issues. Stick and Stones people Stick and Stones.
All you redneck yahoo's here are a joke. It was a throwaway comment. It didn't mean a thing. He just threw out some words that expressed his disgust with a bunch of people who see it as their job to criticize and trivialize him and his efforts. He said he doesn't give these people much thought, mainly because he has better things to think about. He then says "Would I care if these people died of rectal cancer? No." That's it. The moment Sean Penn became a demon whipping boy in the eyes of every Hugo Chavez hater across the U.S.
It's all actually pretty pathetic and juvenile. But I suppose it does give the right in America something else to froth about apart from the prospect of Universal Health Care.
Did any of you idiots actually watch the interview?
Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzAZzfLQoCw
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