Lonewolf Diaries: Bill Maher — Politically Correct Coward
by Steven CrowderNow I hate to be “that guy” who fact-checks jokes and so… I’m not going to be. Let’s be honest though, Bill Maher doesn’t really write jokes these days. He’s instead decided to sermonize on the perils of right-wing Americans through his self-described brand of “political incorrectness.” Of course, the irony is that Bill Maher is the walking, talking, epitome of modern-day political correctness, but shhh… Don’t tell him that. He might get upset. You don’t want to see him upset. I hear that he’s been doing curls.
Let’s examine some of his “politically incorrect” shenanigans from Maher’s latest HBO special, “… But I’m not wrong,” shall we?
Set Up: Early on, he comments on how he loves the South because they are “politically incorrect.” Throughout the remaining hour he continually accuses the South of being racist and dumb along with confessing his hatred for any area of the country that is not a bustling metropolis. Confused?
Spoiler Alert: It doesn’t start making any more sense as we continue.
Bill Maher then talks about his adoration for “Bill Clinton” and playfully says “I love this guy,” when referring to John Edwards. Coming from a guy who drills porn stars to convince himself that the idea of traditional relationships is out-dated… Is this really a surprise? He’s the real life “Alfie”… If Alfie were unattractive and void of boyish charm.
On George Bush: Eleven minutes into it, Bill Maher pulls out the “blame Bush” card to much applause. He’s treading new politically incorrect territory here, as displayed by him revisiting this theme throughout the rest of the evening.
Note: Bill Maher’s smirk reflects that he genuinely believes he’s the first man to call George W. Bush a “retard.” Quick, someone get him a Russell Brand DVD or any Green Day interview ever recorded.
Double Note: The smirk returns when Bill Maher recycles his “I dropped the Bible that I was using to masturbate into my gun,” line. He really likes that line…. I mean, REALLY likes that line. Even the audience groans as he repeats it for the umpteenth time.
On Stupid Americans: Bill Maher digs his heels in deeper and defends his claim that America is stupid.
“You’re like my dog. Dumb as a post, but you make me laugh.”
He does explain that when he says stupid, what he REALLY wants to address is America’s misplaced sense of patriotism. He attacks conservatives who “act” like they support the troops: “We treat our troops the way Michael Vick treats dogs.”
He goes on to say that if we really supported them, we’d withdraw them from battle completely. I silently thank God that Bill Maher has never served… Despite what his pseudo-combat shirt would tell you.
Note: Someone tell Bill Maher that 3:1 of our armed forces backed McCain over Barack Obama. ’twas 4:1 for Bush over Kerry.
On Religion: This is where Maher really gets “politically incorrect.” The comedian displays his fuzzy pair by going after Christians. I know, I know, he’s taking his life into his hands. It’s not like Lenny Bruce did it. It isn’t even as though Bill Hicks did it more proficiently. Bill Maher is truly the first man to cross these boundaries and enlighten the American public on the scourge of silly evangelicals, and the country thanks him for it.
To be fair, he does take a couple of potshots at Islam, but I would estimate that the anti-Christian material vs. all other religions combined would be somewhere around 3:1. Also, while he downplays the threat of actual terrorism, he pulls no punches in displaying the historical harm caused by Christians.
Of course Bill Maher pokes fun at Palin and sexually repressed Christians. If only the rest of us could be so enlightened as Maher and sustain ourselves on nothing but a diet of psychotropic drugs and porn-star sex with “ho’s,” the world would be a much better place.
One notices when watching Maher for an hour and a half, that he is the most self-absorbed stand-up comedian you’ll ever see. I don’t say that in the sense that his material revolves around personal experiences or stories (as with most comics), but in the fact that he constantly tells his audience about what a great show he’s giving them. He’s always aware that he’s performing, and he constantly wants his audience to know that they’re lucky enough to be able to witness it.
The most striking part of Bill’s performance however, is when he makes the public plea for people to be forgiving of him should he ever joke about Obama. A joke about Obama is not a “joke about all black people” he cries. See, the thing is that Bill Maher doesn’t want to die by his own sword. He has openly decried all detractors of Obama as racist tea-baggers, but wants to be free to make his own ethnically charged jokes.
In Bill Maher’s world opposition to this administration’s policies = racist.
Crafting jokes about how Obama needs to “black it up a little more”… Now that’s just good TV.
No wonder Sean Penn likes him.
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"One notices when watching Maher for an hour and a half, that he is the most self-absorbed stand-up comedian you’ll ever see"
I thought that was Obama.
Bill Maher is one sick individual. Makes one wonder why the HBO still keeps such a psycho on? Such a shame for HBO.
But then again, it's nothing new, they do love the filth. Maher is becoming more and more perverse with each season. vomit
…making fun of Christians, making fun of the South, calling Bush retarded, and padding all criticism of Obama and Islam? If Bill Maher "loves" the South because they're politically incorrect, then I love Bill Maher for his bravery and complete originality.
“You’re like my dog. Dumb as a post, but you make me laugh.” Well Billy, you're like my dog. Dumb as a post, and doesn't make me laugh. What an arrogant, self-absorbed tool.
Bill needs some new material. This sounds like his previous stand-up specials (and his talk show and all of his interviews). I don't know who is more pathetic Maher or the people who paid money for this garbage.
Makes me wonder when Radical Islam comes a calling here in the US with 'both barrels' will Bill suddenly take back everything he said? Will it suddenly be OK to put the military to work, will he suddenly call Obama what he truly is, an Islam supporter, will he try to ingratiate himself with southern rednecks because there's no one outside the military a better shot than a southern redneck ('ceptin maybe a norterned one). When a Jidahist finally comes to chop off his head and drag is body thru a parking lot, will he suddenly be all cozy with God? This man does have balls the size of BHO ears for sure. Bill Maher may God have mercy on your soul, you are going to need it and if you don't want it, may you burn in hell.
For those of you who are tired of the PC BS I dare you to tell it like it is.
Maher is still on TV? Who knew. And curls? What's he up to, 5 no make that 7 pounds? My asthmatic, underweight daughter could wipe the floor up with him. But he sure talks tough, for a 97 lb weakling
He doesn't like the South? Then clearly that's where I should be!
Death to the comedian infidel! I hereby issues a Christian fatwad to be administered in the most humiliating and degrading and icky way. We begin by forcing the infidel to kneel…in prayer. Oh wait, we don't force people to kneel in prayer. And we don't even try to bring to death to comedians, not matter how much their material is "bombing." And there's not such thing as a fatwad, unless someone has to spit out some gristle at a church picnic. Sigh. Let's just keep praying for the guy.
“Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves.” (Philippians 2:3)
why get hbo, then you never get to see this so-called comic. i got rid of hbo long before they started letting him on the air. he only sleeps with hookers, because they are willing to do it with anybody, he is in real trouble when they stop taking his money and quit the profession.
I don't know what to say….I'm still stunned at the fact that people will actually pay money to go see this guy's show. You can see his act for free everyday at your local zoo……Monkey's flinging s**t………Same material….Same act……….
My dog is smarter than you, Bill, and he makes me laugh more than you too.
Bill Maher's like LA Gear sneakers: last popular in 1993, and waning ever since.
He's just an arrogant, insipid little dolt.
"Someone tell Bill Maher that 3:1 of our armed forces backed McCain over Barack Obama."
I'm not saying this isn't true, but–how do you know?
Does every military person reveal their vote?
This reminds me of when I drove through Vegas, around 2000, and decided to catch George Carlin's show. I had listened to his albums when I was a kid and had fond memories of his unique way of dissecting and lampooning language and making fun of humans in general.
But Carlin's whole show that night was just him screaming about how stupid everyone was, how he loved watching people die, how he wanted to die, and some bizarre bit about saving his bodily waste. I remember trying to convince myself that I'd had a good time – the ticket was $75 so I didn't want to admit I was ripped off – but not quite being able to do it. Penn and Teller, on the other hand, were hilarious.
Then a few years later I read about Carlin screaming at his audience in Vegas because they weren't laughing, and calling them names, and then checking into rehab, and then of course dying.
It was sad seeing a former master comedian fall to such depths. Bill Maher was never a master at anything, so seeing him follow the same route is just pathetic.
There are few things worse than chili strained through a dog. One of them is Bill Maher.
It’s really pathetic how brave Bill Maher thinks he is. Representatives of his ideology control both the government and the entertainment industry, his jokes have all been said before in one way or another, and yet he somehow thinks he’s the clever little boy pointing out that the emperor has no clothes.
What’s worse is that horribly smug superiority that he puts in every mannerism and inflection. Unlike other, more talented comedians, he’s not a “man of the people.” He doesn’t even pretend to be. He’s the “intellectual” comedian, the one that makes his audience think that they’re above the ignorant, mouth-breathing rubes that populate the rest of the country. I would say that it’s brilliant shtick if it weren’t for the fact that it’s not shtick. The man actually thinks he’s a genius and so does his audience.
oh yuck i've lost my appetite. i had to think about your comment for a moment then it hit me oh yuck. LOL. Bill Maher = Dog Crap
I've heard that about George. Class Clown is funny and biting even as a Catholic, but Life is Worth Losing is just depressing, like listening to your grandfather rant about everything surrounding their life.
Bill Maher does not even hold a candle to Carlin even though he thinks he does.
Your right! He really shouldn't talk about sex. Everyone knows that, if he is with a woman, he is paying for her. No female would be with a man that looks like Beetlejuice?
As much as I love Carlin and mourn the loss of him, Carlin changed as he got older. Somewhere along the way he stopped being funny and just started preaching. It was like the comedian and the aging hippie in him were constantly at odds, and in the end, the hippie won out.
I used to be a little offended at Maher's smug superiority. But then I remembered he's the star of "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death".
When I was a kid I saw an R-rated movie called DC Cab. I was maybe 9 at the time, but the movie stuck with me. Bill Maher was one of the characters in the ensemble cast. Surrounded by C and D list actors, he was the lone comedian. Out of all these bad actors (including the so-called Barabarian twins) Maher was the only one who wasn't funny. I'm not even sure it was a comedic role.
My point is, Bill Maher is a failed stand-up who strains for relevance by pushing his Progressive ideology on television. He's never been funny, and to be honest he's never been taken seriously. And he never will be.
well, the thing about HBO is, that the premium channels come in packages – you would have HBO, Showtime, Starz etc. in one, so it really does not change much, if you just cancel HBO.
Couple of years ago there were some good shows on HBO- like Deadwood and Rome. True, there is nothing on HBO these days. Some people still watch the Big Love, but that one has been so filled with lib propaganda, disgusting. My son still is watching the boxing on HBO. I never watched him more then 2 minutes, but right after he threw his insults at the pope Benedict when the pope was visiting the USA.
Bill Maher is a real enemy to humanity, to anything what is decent, good and godly. I really think that this man has been possessed by very unclean spirits.
Maher is a tool…
And he is laughing all the way to the bank. A so-so comic who found $$$ by turning political- anti everything Bush- he fooled a lot of people into thinking he actually knows SOMETHING.
He doesn't…
Dolt is a good word for Maher! I also like the word lunkhead!
Who's Bill Mayer?
Are he and Ramrod Maddow brothers?
I stopped listening to Carlin in the early eighties, when he started making fun of Jesus. (I was still a nonbeliever at that time.) It's not that I don't have a sense of humor. It's that there's nothing in Jesus' life that's worthy of mockery. It's just not funny. Even if it were to turn out somehow that Jesus is not One in Being with the Father (i.e. not God), it still wouldn't be funny. It would still just be Richard Dawkins in a clown suit, masturbating.
I think it's telling that as his Dawkins act increased, his actual talent and ability as a comedian decreased. His act eventually became unfunny across the board, at least judging by the bits and pieces I'd catch here and there.
Sexually repressed Christians? Apparently Bill never went to sex ed in high school, or elementary school if he had his way i'm sure, but the only way kids are born, which Christians tend to have plenty of, is through sex. That doesn't sound repressed to me, but I"m a closed minded Christian so what do I know.
Except that 0bama isn't trying to be funny.
I was just going to say that!! Him and George Lopez to name another alleged comic in the news lately, are brave beyond words.
Why does Breitbart keep giving this miscreant publicity?
there's nothing in Jesus' life that's worthy of mockery. It's just not funny
What about when they crucified him? You gotta admit, was kinda funny in a slapstick kinda way.
/too soon?
Wow. Way to prove Bill's point. Does your dog have an especially shiny collar?
Idiotchild, what point did the demented maher have? And I don't doubt Ne Leaf's dog is funnier and smarter than maher, undoubtedly better looking too.
You actually watched this guy for an hour and a half, this guy makes my ears bleed after about ten minutes. Thanks for taken one for the team man.
Come on down! We welcome all who wish to enter paradise!
Because its easier to pick apart than it is to build. Personally, I would like to see more attention given to conservatives who do it right. And by "right" i do not mean picking on liberals more, but rather people who define their nature as something other than the antithesis of X.
Yeah, I thought Christians were the ones having all the troublesome babies. I wouldn't call not spreading around venereal diseases, and not having children out of wedlock (or worse, abortions) sexually repressed; I would call it BEING RESPONSIBLE.
Steven
While I admire the absolute perseverance required to actually sit through an hour and a half of Bill Maher these days (unlike some of these people, I used to actually find him funny-back when Politically Incorrect was on Comedy Central–and you were probably learning to walk), I'm thinking its a totally wasted effort on your part. No need to "keep up with the opposition" once it has rendered itself absurd, immaterial, an a complete object of ridicule!
LOL! People think Christianity is a wimpy religion. Do they know how much strength it takes not to strangle people like Bill Maher? Or at least step on his foot? Instead we have to…have to…oh, the horror…LOVE HIM.
Maher is a failed actor that was a failed "standard" stand-up comedian BEFORE he bombed at acting. It wasn't until he carved a niche as a brain-dead, drooling liberal/progressive/neo-atheisit/socialist scumbag that he realized he had a willing audience to stroke his over-inflated feelings of self-worth..
This is what cracks me up about the Left; the ones I know are just like Maher, with a holier-than-thou, nose-in-the-air, smirky attitude. When a Republican gets elected, it's because people are stupid. When a Democrat wins it's because the electorate is enlightened. The same old BS that has-been Letterman has been doling out for the last 10 years.
They bitch about "right-wing" talk radio and FOX News yet they flock to flotsam like Maher in droves because he's on TV and makes movies that no one sees, which validates their exsistence. It's beyond pathetic – and the funny part is from Maher to the moron that pays money to see his 'act", they will never see it for what it is.
His producers are tools. Bill doesn't know any better.
A pretty fun movie actually, but it's been all downhill for Maher ever since.
You should have seen him when his conspiracy theories about vaccinations ran full tilt into reality…and Alec Baldwin.
Why in the world do we watch this limp excuse for a man. he is not politically incorrect, he is the definition of "liberal correct". I cannot, will not and swear to never watch this sorry excuse for a comedian/entertainer/person, ever, no matter what his venue.
No… Obama is self-absorbed, but he's not funny.
Then again, neither is Maher. Point conceded.
Maher's a stoner. He can't be taken seriously. He's just high.
I thought his show was a minute and a half long. There's NO WAY I could see it longer than that.
I've never heard any person who has met him say they liked him (Save lib fanatics). There's a local talk radio personality in my city who met Maher a few years ago, and he said Maher is a total class A jerk in person. One of the worst being ever to walk the planet.
Those two DUMBSH!TS on Comedy Central are POT HEADS too
Wanna rent a floor of my house here in Hotlanta? Maher free.
HAHAHA!!! I sure wasn't expecting that.
Maher is a one-trick parody of himself. He's as Politically Correct as a Modern Liberal can be…plus, his nose looks like a flaccid member.
He looks like Emperor Palpatine's kid brother, "Shecky" Palpatine.
I saw that on TV. "I like to pick my scalp and save up the skin to eat later." It's the same special where he fantasized about raping and killing a family for the crime of having their little kid record the answering machine message.
He was losing his stuff a few specials earlier. He'd always make fun of silly cliched phrases, but he just got stupid with it. "They say lock him up and throw away the key. Where are you going to throw it? What if you throw it close to the bars and he gets out?"
I say with without cracking a smile – I can only hope Maher gets what Hicks got for his twisted, nasty commentary.
F — 'em both.
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Bill Maher is why I finally canceled my HBO subscription. The Sopranos, Deadwood and Carnivale had all been cancelled. The boxing sucked and Jim Lampley's commentary (i.e. multisyllabic B.S.) became to much to overcome with the boring mismatches.
As I inventoried why I had HBO, there were no pluses and I realized that I was helping pay Bill Maher's paycheck. Easy choice at that point.
You've heard of waterboarding? I'd like to administer urineboarding to Maher, for several days.
My dog tells me that he is extremely offended by the comparison of a canine to Bill Maher.
Hi JimBob7,
As for Bill Maher talking tough, remember these words from L. Frank Baum:
"the cowboy that roars the loudest and claims he's the baddest man, is sure to be the biggest coward of them all."
true, for some time the HBO was quite good, with Sopranos, Deadwood, Carnivale and Rome. No more, and that's a shame. Instead- thy keep Bill Maher. I guess to keep him costs much less then making a new good show. I loath Bill Maher.
The progressives like Maher seem to have trouble with a little thing called "integrity". They can't fathom it. It's beyond their comprehension because they've spent their entire lives practicing the exact opposite of it: dishonesty. If you lie to yourself long enough, eventually one day you'll believe your own lies as truth.
Oh, and if this pig Maher hates the south, it must be a nice place!
You can actually handle watching him for 10 minutes? You have a stronger stomach than I do for sure!!
DEF- there is no advertising on his show- the HBO cable customers pay the $$$ to this psycho .
Indeed, waterboarding sounds as a good psycho- therapy suggestion for Maher.
He would probably dirty his underpants at the first glimpse of the water and the board, and cursing the Lord would ask for mercy, promising to give all the $$$ from HBO customers back.
And I doubt mano's dog is an arrogant, self-absorbed tool, while we're at it. Mano, you need to apologize to your dog, unless it's a Cocker Spaniel, in which case it's probably too busy wagging its tail and chewing up your shoes to take offense.
Lets get to the heart of the matter here. Bill Maher probably doesn't really have an honest opinion one way or the other on more than half the crap he remarks about. Truth be said, this is about money and having a career. Pure comedy that makes any audience laugh is tough business and just like many bands out there you can be hot for a few years and then be forgotten like yesterdays lunch (just ask Steven Wright). So…how does one with a little bit of talent for witty comebacks and sarcastic remarks ensure that they collect a steady paycheck for years to come? You pick an audience of wolves and throw them red meat.The money derived from movies, music, and prime time television comes primarily from youthful consumers (those thoroughly and freshly indoctrinated in liberalism courtesy of the public school system). That being said, a half @ss comedian like Bill Maher can make a lucrative living for many years just tossing uber liberal red meat to the hungry masses. Hell I loved Letterman when I was 22 years old, couldn't think of anyone hipper. Now in my 50th year? The phrase "hipster doofus" comes to mind. How easy was it in school to make all the kids crack up by mocking the teacher huh? Red meat I tell ya, easiest thing in the world to do, a sure thing, built in audience, just give em what they came for, doesn't matter that in 15-20 years later they'll all realise what a dope you were. They'll all be listening to some conservative on talk radio by then on the way to work. (Which neatly explains why Air America crashed and burned) The young don't listen to talk radio, not their thing)
Um, well, umm… I take exception to considering THAT creep "better than yourselves."
I suspect it is fried brain with Maher. People with moments of lucidity–or not demented ones are more likely to be inbred. His brain is FRIED.
All mine loved President Bush and knew he had their backs. The ones I know about now are very discouraged because they know Nobama is intent on selling them down the river. He undoubtedly is–since he's sending a Muslim ACORN affiliate as an envoy to the Mid East. It doesn't get worse that that! Short of turning the guns on our troops–woops–they have done that too.
George took slices out of everyone with "bad" language. Maher is just nast meanmouthed —-, conservative trasher. . He'll be easy to forget when he is gone.
Anyone who followed Maher's schtick through his first tour at HBO with "Poitcally Inoccrect" in the 1990s and then on to ABC for the 2000 election knew that in the first show back after Sept. 11, both David Letterman and Jay Leno would start with monologues about how horrific the event was and what it meant to them as Americans, while you knew as sure as the sun rises in the east that Maher was going to play contrarian and deliberately try and say something 'shocking' in his first show back to prove how much smarter and more enlightened he was than the dweebs out in TV Land.
The fact that Letterman has gone ideological in the years since just showed how much he's part of the entertainment status quo that believes Democrats about everything. But he doesn't have contempt for America as a country. Maher does, and like the far more talented and equally bile-filled Gore Vidal, gets off on how outrageous he can be in firing off his latest bon mot against the majority of people in the country, and knows that there's a limited (but lucrative enough) segment of the public that both loves to join Bill in feeling intellectually superior through their contrarian views of society in general, and love 'shocking' the public by expressing those beliefs.
Whoever is paying him is just as stupid or fried as he is!
Indeed, that movie was undoubtedly the peak of his "career"
And back in the day…Tales From The Crypt.
Mark Levin ripped him a new one, Monday on his National radio talk show, it was funny.People are getting on to him and what he is trying to do. He tries to do that look, that Johnny Carson used to do, but it aint funny. Maher is one of these guys that likes to supress other human beings. The cover all the media gives these a$$ holes is that they are comeeeeedians,like that gives them a pass for their outrageous comments!
Maher is an idiot
Bill Maher will still be bush-bashing 20 years from now, when he's a nobody, washed up hack doing 2 sets a night in the Poconos to a bunch of wheelchair-bound leftie hags.
Wait. He's already a washed up hack. But at least by then, he'll have gray ball-hair.
He's just giving a hat tip to the resident trolls DHASSELHOF and TheFonz. Breitbart knows that when he puts this stuff out, the trolls are left with nothing to say (with the exception of "Oh I Kid").
Sexually repressed Christians?
Maher spent most of his time fondling and sexually assaulting small farm animals, he never had the pleasure of dating those "Catholic school girls." To a liberal if you don't like phuqing chickens you're sexually repressed.
I would think that what one notices when watching Maher for more than 5 minutes is your brain dripping out your ears, which is good because it blocks them up and drowns out the screaming, which you soon realize is coming from your mouth.
Bill makes the DOG laugh.
Maher was the guy who taught me not to listen to celebs when it comes to politics or anything else of substance. I can remember watching Politically Incorrect when they were discussing a militia group that wanted Texas to secede from the US based on the claim that Texas hadn't legally joined the US in the first place. After listening to Michael McKean make a total hash out of Texas history, jumbling events from the Texas Revolution, the Mexican-American War, and the Civil War, I realized that these people weren't particularly well educated on the subjects they were speaking on and only a fool would take them seriously.
Advertisers waste their money if they spend it during his rantings, he ridicules everyone except the dead and his friends and sometimes he even ridicules the dead, which are the only ones who are irrelevant to advertisers, unless they have living relatives who are consumers (X-Customers)!!!
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No, Bill Maher hasn't been doing "curls"…he's been out "curling." You know, curling…that pseudo-sport invented by a bunch of silly, bored Canadians with cabin fever! What do you expect from a country with nationalized health care? A sport with virtually no possibility of injury!!!
"He’s the real life “Alfie”… If Alfie were unattractive and void of boyish charm". Too funny!
There was a really good article here a few months ago about how basically all of them are stoners. If you think about it, every one of them are.
BH needs to re-run that with an update. It was a life-changing article for me, because it's really the absolute truth.
They are all high. If it's not pot, then it's pharma.
Maher has issues.
Somebody needs to remind Maher that eternity is a VERY long time. I not only find this guy to be 100% stupid, but he's also sad. As a Christian, I'll pray for him.
DEF, there are no ads on HBO – it's pay TV. So you can't pressure Maher that way. I was keeping HBO because my wife enjoys Big Love, but now it's getting ridiculously contrived – and I'd just love to cancel it and let HBO know exactly why.
Bill Maher is the smirking, arrogant, libtard half-brother to his counterpart, Rachel Madcow – although Bill is noticeably weaker. Rachel has more facial hair, testicular mass and testosterone.
Bill Maher is the smirking, arrogant, libtard half-brother to his smirking arrogant, libtard counterpart, Rachel Madcow – although Bill is noticeably weaker. Rachel has more facial hair, testicular mass and testosterone than Lil' Bill.
The REAL COMEDY in Maher's show is that because he claims "Americans are stupid," he is probably standing on his set stage thinking, "All these morons in my audience think I really believe this crap." He holds them all in contempt for following him like lemmings to a cliff.
So yes, Americans are stupid; because they attend his tapings and watch his show on HBO.
But you have to believe, that in Maher's little world he's really thinking, "Why can't I get a girlfriend? Why am I such a turd?"
In reality, Maher lashes out at God because he can't get a grip on why God would ANYONE like him so darned Fugly.
Maher and his ilk are much like keeping a petri-dish sample of a cured disease for comparison to new strands that pop up. LIBERALS like him, need to keep the few followers that pay attention to them around by becoming more and more outrageous. He is so irrelevant that he is not even sought out by his friends on the left for any meaningful dialogue. It's the same old same old, same as it ever was waste of oxygen.
He wouldn't be able to last a minute if he was put under the same scrutiny.
Maybe they used something called an 'exit poll" similar to how they know how civilians have voted and makes it possible to call a race well before all of the ballots are counted. Seriously do you REALLY think that a majority wouldn't have supported McCain over Obama?
Soupy dog poo at that.
Yeah, The Smurf really showed everyone his superiority when he dressed up as the, at the time, recently deceased Crocodile Hunter (complete with the stingray barb sticking out of his chest). You go, Bill, you compassionate liberal you!
Uh-Oh Bill Maher said something shocking so I suppose it's our Conservative duty to react to it. Why? I don't
know why! Follow the leader…Thats why! Maybe Drudge can take this ball of idiocy and throw it up on his site
before Glenn Beck takes it and bounces it on his knee a few times before kicking it in Sean Hannity's direction.
Hannity will volley this ball on his head for a few minutes, bounce it on his knee and then kick it hard towards
O'Reilly's direction. Oreily will completey consume, digest and excrete this topic for the day…and if were lucky
he might give someone the final word. Gee I like playing this game. This is a real fun game. Maybe Michael
Moore will shock us tomarrow and someone will react to it thus starting the whole process over again. When
we pool all our resources together both conservatives and liberals can put our differences aside and focus on the bigger picture. Making MONEY!!! WHEEE!!!
Great response, nolotrippen!
That's just been pulled out of an anal orifice.
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