Lonewolf Diaries: Perverse Sex is Fun, Kids! (Let the Fisting Begin)
by Steven CrowderHaven’t you heard? The GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network), founded by Obama’s Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings, was caught teaching middle-school students the sexual art of “fisting.” One has to wonder, considering how in the tank the folks in tinseltown have been for this administration, would these kinds of shenanigans even bother them?
It’s no secret that Hollywood considers themselves to be much more “open-minded” about sex than the average bear. I’m sure they’d have no problem with the GLSEN endorsing the act of inserting one’s fist into a partners orifice to a group of 14-year-olds. Afterall, everybody does it… Right?
As a matter of fact, Hollywood rarely ever gives the evil eye to any sexual practice, no matter how freaky it may be. It seems that to the Sean Penns of the world, the more perverse the sex, the better. They’ve sauntered so far down the “freaky sex dungeon” trail that “fisting” has literally been left in the rearview mirror as mere child’s play.
When I really think about it, it seems as though the only kind of sex at which Hollywood will ever choose to poke fun… is the kind that occurs within marriage.
Don’t you watch the movies? Haven’t you listened to the stand-up comedians? The day you tie the knot is “the day your sex life ends.” According to sitcoms and romantic comedies, it’s a scientific impossibility for married couples to enjoy playful romps in the bedroom.
Correct me for being naïve, but isn’t married sex supposed to be the best sex of your life? Shouldn’t your life-partner provide you with the most sexually gratifying experiences you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing? Afterall, your wife or husband is supposed to be the person you love more than anyone on the planet. Given that mutual appreciation and (hopefully) an unparalleled level of communication, how could the sex NOT be amazing? What is marriage, if not an institution designed to cultivate bonding/closeness on every level, including physically?
Considering that Hollywood lampoons the institution so much, what does that say about their views on sex? It would almost make it seem as though their practice of it is animalistic and void of… dare I say it… love. Surprising, isn’t it? The industry that prides themselves on being at the cusp of all things “true love” has no real comprehension of it for themselves.
Sliding down the slippery slope of perversion seems only natural for leftists. Many of them have a moral void in their souls, so they try to fill it with anything else they can. Not only that, but they try and appoint/surround us with people that will cause us to do the same. Rather than reach to anything greater than themselves, folks like Sean Penn clasp at more fame, excess and beautiful women. Or in some cases… It’s just a fist.
Now doesn’t that sound fun?
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No doubt that the whole fisting thingy is disturbing…
But dude you sound like a single guy.
Not a married guy.
So, yeah you're wrong about the sex.
It's a mistaken assumption that sex is all that makes marriage important, special, meaningful etc etc.
If great sex is the wellspring for the existence of marriage, then that's a pretty dry life.
These lefties want their own Greek/Roman perverted utopia. Anything goes for these freaks.
So pessimistic. Good sex in a marriage is like good sex in any relationship– it takes effort. A healthy marriage is a darned good reason to make the effort.
Do not give your children to these people, get on the local school boards.
Well that’s disgusting, but it doesn’t surprise me, I guess it’s a liberal thing. They dig taking it in the keester, especially with a fist. Does this tie into their salad tosser moniker? I learned all of these nifty new profanities on BH and BG.
Think Rachel Maddow is into fisting?
Part 1:
Those leftists, hollywood in particular, sees no wrong. Morals are a luxury they just can't afford, and so they try earnestly to force that loony thinking down our throats. Here's a wakeup call to them, no one cares.
If there's something I'm sick of, it's Hollywood's fascination with three-somes. Brit Spears can't stop singing about it and Lindsay Lohan is doing photoshoots about it. (But both of those chicks are way messed up to the point that everyone knows their crazy)
I agree w/ you Steven.
Part 2:
Anyways, it seems Hollywood is always trying to find the next big thing to scare the crud out of normal people. Emphasis on normal. Seriously, how many of you have ever been quite as adventerous as Hollywood asks you to be? I bet not a whole lot of you have. You know, it drives me crazy when all celebs can talk about it their bedroom lives. Guess what, I really don't care how or where you like to do it. It's probably not just me.
Another thing that bugs me is people like Kevin Jennings wanting to teach this stuff to middle school kids. Do parents no longer matter? Apparentely in this world, they're just taxi drivers and banks. That really bugs me. Cuz, call me crazy, but I'm not in the mood to have some stranger teach me the birds and the bees. Thank you very much.
Can life ever be normal? I guess not, maybe I'll just go insane ranting about it though.
P.S. Am I the only one who thinks morals are not out of style?
This is certainly not your fathers' America. I guess.
I guess you guys are going to run with the fisting thing huh? How does that work exactly , does Breitbart order up another fisting article or what? I wonder if there will as many comments on here about lynching or otherwise murdering Kevin Jennings as on the other threads. Enjoy your hatefest.
And by the way , yes it is great to be married.
I'd like to give a good fisting with my boot to the liberal degenerates that exposed children to this.
How about Matt Drudge?
Yup, spot on again Mr Wolf
How would you prefer this topic be handled? Should it be ignored? You think this should be taught in middle school? Really. Do you actually have any thoughts on this or do you just like accusing people who think this is worthy of noticing as being hateful? This comment makes no sense– even for a troll.
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I think you must have misread. He didn't say that marriage of designed for sex but for closeness and intimacy which of course includes sex. And of course the best sex (according to studies) is monogamous.
You mention Sean Penn nearly every single column. Since your so obsessed with him, call him out. He would be willing to fight you.
Yeah, we are because I hate seeing kids get their head filled with mush.
Now you've crossed the line troll. Them fightin words!
Palmtree, your crossing the line. It's sacrelige to crack on Drudge!
Good point. And we know what happened to these empires.
You know, I found Hollyweird's attitude toward sex to be a bit off too. As a married guy who chose to remain abstinent until marriage, I can vouch for the fact that marriage is a great thing in and out of the bedroom. Of course, folks in Hollywood don't stay married long enough to figure that out…..
All I have to say is that if it doesn't fit you must acquit.
A lesson here, never shake hands with a liberal, avoid restaurants that cater to liberals, avoid finger food in Hollywood, and be sure your dentist does not frequent California, or Massoftwosh!ts.
"How would you prefer this topic be handled?"
With a lot of Dial soap and Purell… for starters.
Off Topic: Steven Crowder, your in a movie "To Save A LIfe" that is coming out. How did you get that gig and do you feel it is a "Conservative" movie worthy of involvement?
I don't care what consenting adults are doing to get their freak on: inserting fists, feet, basketballs, watermelons, hedgehogs……. ok, I would mind about the wellbeing of a hedgehog, since I doubt he'll be a consenting party in such shenanigans, BUT you just don't teach such things to school kids. I remember when I was in high school and we had a few sexual education classes, they were sanitized and appropriate, why can't they teach it in a normal way without resorting to extremes that no school kid should know about.
sex and Richard Maddow are two things I don't want to think about together.
Sure I have some thoughts. It wasn't being taught at middle school, it was a conference at a college. It's hard to tell from the non-information in the article but I would wager it wasn't mandatory. The fisting thing was a answer to a question from the audience. Any high school kid could google fisting or any other sex act in 2 seconds. Kevin Jennings was not the speaker in the audio clip and he was critical of the fisting incident later.
Personally I don't see why it's so bad for optional sex info to be available to 14-21 year olds. As i said they can find it all online anyway.
Do you have a problem with posters calling for Jenning to be gutted or hung? Do you have a problem with the raging hatred for gay people found on other threads here? Do you have a problem with being manipulated by cynics who try and pretend that a dental dam kit is a fisting kit?
Do not give your children to these people, homeschool them!
Strange – you like to create this perception of some force imposing this social degeneracy on American society and the form of that force can take the form of ANYTHING but the ones actually doing it – the same ones who have done it historically. Rockwell's epic poem describes it perfectly.
http://www.heretical.com/pubs/fabledh.html
Funny how a certain someone who was against "degenerate art" was so maligned by the very degenerate artists that many of you fools believe it.
If you haven't yet figured out that this an existential battle between good and evil, you're obviously not paying attention. Morals are under attack in Hollywood, the schools, science (if you haven't noticed Climategate and the paucity of ethics in that HOAX), and in the Halls of Congress and "Copenhagen". The Father of Lies has encouraged calling lies, the truth, and the truth lies. (Just listen to Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi if you're not sure.) Try to comprehend the moral equivalency and convoluted logic, of Barbara Boxer who compares Viagra as the male equivalent health care "right" as the woman's right to abortion. Or how about Obama being nominated for the Nobel peace prize after a couple weeks in office. Kevin Jennings? Van Jones? John Holdren? Eric Holder? Tim Geithner? Barney Frank? Chris Dodd? Are you kidding?
Sean Penn need's a good fisting and Barney Frank on his knees wating , maybe Danny Glover can join in….
Then why not have a comment like this from the get-go? The post does say that it was "middle-school" kids. Is that really inaccurate? Do you have links? Seriously. I'd like to know if we are getting upset over a non-issue. College-aged kids are old enough to decided what content they're comfortable with. And yes, kids do have access to tons of inappropriate material on the net, but that doesn't mean I want it presented in the classroom. Let's have some standards.
And I do take issue with what you claim is "raging hatred" for gay people at this site. I have had many conversations with like-minded people here who don't have an ax to grind against gay people. Charles Winecoff is an openly-gay contributor here and he's very well respected by many readers here– myself included. Sure, some readers will throw bible-quotes around, but most are respectful of different lifestyles and opinions. Some topics get heated but I think most disagreements here are handled with a high level of reasonableness.
Hey, Steven, if you do "call him out"…I got your six.
Welcome to Huxley's Brave New World!
Here's a link to a debunking of the story:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/200912060012
You can take issue with my claim of raging hatred, but please read through the previous 2 threads about this fisting issue before you do so. I don't agree that most are respectful, just my opinion of course.
I'm of the mind that "sex-ed" ought to be primarily about strict biology, disease-prevention and pregnancy-management – which is to say that I feel exactly the same way about this as I do about any other "position" or "technique" in a sex-ed context: I don't necessarily think it's a proper use of program resources, but it doesn't "bother" me any more (or less) just because of what the particular "technique" is.
Either way, I don't see it as anything worth getting particularly worked up about. At the end of the day, it's just SEX. And yes, in fact, I do subscribe the outlook that if we were as open and matter-of-fact about it instead of conflating it with LOVE (an emotion, as opposed to a biological process) and thus treating it like this mythic, mysterious thing we'd be much better off.
Thanks for the link. It doesn't do us any good to promote falsehoods.
The comments about fisting in particular haven't been …how shall I put it….. tolerant? But you have to admit, it's going to seem pretty extreme to most people. The idea of it pretty much makes me cringe and I'm not really happy I know what it is. Maybe I'm a prude. So I can understand why the thought of someone bringing it up with their kids (even though the story is inaccurate) might bring out the crude comments. But I'm not sure that reflects an overall anti-gay sentiment. Like you say– just my opinion.
Since your so obsessed with him, call him out. He would be willing to fight you.
Congratulations! You have reached a new level of immaturity!
Ah, Media Matters, the ultimate red herring.
For those unaware Media Matters has zero credibility with many of us here. I will let you figure out why.
For reasons I cannot understand, I bothered to follow the link. Surprise surprise! It provides no citations except to two newspaper clippings that only purport to show Jennings' saying afterward that the questions may have been age inappropriate. The rest of the "debunking" is just the citation-less ramblings of a Media Matters lackey.
If that were not bad enough, the Media Matters article was only attempting to debunk the admittedly "light on content" blog posts by Jim Hoft on December 5th and 6th. What Media Matters completely ignored was the very content heavy (and well cited) blog post on December 4th that contains all of the damning evidence. (If Media Matters cares, they can find it here:
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2009/12/brea...
So, in classic Media Matters fashion, they set up a straw man by poorly debunking the two weak blog posts and ignore the damning blog post. As usual, Media Matters expose themselves as frauds.
Ah. I should have known. I forgot about the bias at that site and, silly me, accepted the "debunking." Thanks for letting me know.
Before Sean could receive his beat down, Hugo Chavez would have to remove his fist from Sean's rear.
There is something very wrong with this story.
I just hope that no more feminists come in here bragging about how they love rim jobs. Honestly, nobody needs to know that.
That is one sure way to spoil anyone's appetite for sure.
That's the first thing I thought, when I saw that palmmies link was for media matters. I think that website has zero credibility with not many, but most of the posters here.
Does anyone remember this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e73_eHBJWng I don't know if this link works, but if it does check out the comment @ approx 1:58.
Does anyone remember this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e73_eHBJWng I don't know if this link works, but if it does check out the comment @ approx 1:58.
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My God, when did that happen? I'm not sorry that I failed to notice it, but still… holy sh__, man.
No, you are not the only one who thinks that! I also blame Hollywood for the decline in morals and the government for trying to promote anything and everything that comes out of a perverted Hollywood! How dare they force this perversion on our children and at the same time put people in prison for looking at child pornography??? Is there actually a difference???
Yeah, it has 'sex' and 'children' kin the same sentences!!!
don't you love it, mention the ten commandments, or a bible near a school, they want to send you to jail. but, offer tips on the use of condoms, sex practices, like fisting, or birth control as in the lefts idea of abortion, no problem. creationism, bad, darwin great. christmas bad, homosexual lifestyle good. do we have a warped society or what?
OK, that is just GROSS.
Certainly the best option when possible.
You have managed to paint a very disturbing picture in my mind, involving Johnny Cochran, O.J. and Maddow.
Hey! Do you know Al Gore? Trying to make a point with poetry?
I believe there's also a pre-k course on "The Art of the French Kiss".
All this sex ed is producing a bunch of kids who have no concept of intimacy and who barely have any sexual maturity. There's far more to sex and love than just bumping uglies.
Sandra Bernhard probably is. In the mouth.
It certainly is nothing new that the democrat party is entirely made up of sexual perverts….that party DEFINES sexual pervert. They should change their name to the Pervert Party.
Example: Democrat Congressman Barney Frank. The democrats are quite proud of the fact that their MA rep gets down on all fours naked and takes it from his rump ranger buddy. Their party puts this "guy" on a pedestal and parades him around as if he were the norm.
Really….if you're a member of this party, you need to rethink your priorities. Unless, of course, you are a pervert…then you should feel right at home.
A reminder, parents send their kids to school expecting readin', ritin' and 'rithmetc. Schools are filling their time with propaganda and perversion … so something has to be dumped .. we have probably the WORST educated generation EVER in our history. Our High School grads are DEAD last in developed nations. We have High Schoolers who are not capable of reading anything wirtten in CURSIVE. BUt unsafe sex called safe sex – are the schools doing nothing more than graduating people fit only for prostitutuion?
WHat else can one do with no functional skills, dismal hiring prospects but adept with K-Y and a latex glove?
Geez, I can't think of any useful comment.
The only thing going through my head is ow ow ow OWWW OWWWWWWWWW!
I used to work nights in a hospital communications dept. Lots of freaky sexual weirdos show up at emerg for assistance after fisting/gerbiling (yes, small rodents let loose in the anus)/dildo stuck etc.
If they closed the emergency departments to these folks, most of the problems would be long gone by now.
The doctors HATED dealing with these degenerates. (some even delayed care in hopes that some sort of lesson might be learned.)
when my child was in public schools first day principal came to me and asked if I had any suggestions. I told him reading , writing, arithmetic. I would do teaching of morals, sex and religion. Big shock to him. first time anyone mentioned this. All I can say is watch children always and listen to whatever they have learned in school for the day. so many mothers and fathers so engrossed in self due to the me generation and political correctness and their enjoyment. If so NO Children unless one is willing to give their all.
Also do not support Hollywood or any type of entertainment this will kill the business.
Obama is a pervert which shows in all he has appointed to Washington. to all who voted for the man all I can say is SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT LISTENING to his speeches.
When can we start the premie fisting, Maryr?
I think you have it backward. Marriage can certainly be the wellspring for great sex. I'm not sure at all the reverse is true.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I can say that after almost fourteen years of marriage, my Mister is still the hottest property going, and it's even now the best sex of my life.
Love is not an emotion. It's a decision that you're going to be there for someone, and give them whatever they need that you can give. The feeling will disappear from time to time.
I suspect that people are biologically hardwired to some extent to link sex with the kind of long-term emotional bonding necessary to form a stable family unit. Makes sense from an intelligent design standpoint as well as survival/evolution (which throws a wrench into the "Evolution explains everything and you're destroying science if you ignore it" camp since the explanations "It must serve some survival advantage or it wouldn't have evolved this way" and "The Creator must have had some good reason for making it work this way", astonishingly enough, lead to the same lines of scientific inquiry).
Cheapen sex, and you cheapen that bond. Maybe lots of people can live without it, but civilization will collapse if you don't respect what goes into forming a family. Parents will get divorced on a whim, kids will grow up to be screwups if they can be said to have grown up at all, and before you know it, there will be enough middle-aged adolescents to elect their own to Congress and the White House, and they will try to turn the government into the parents they were missing.
This isn't a prediction, it's already done.
I'm a live and let live kind of guy and I don't give a rat's ass what consenting adults do to each other, but this is where I draw the line. Kids are off limits. Anybody who messes with them, or advocates messing with them, should be removed from society. Permanently!
I've been married for just over four years. My wife and I were both virgins when we got married (as God intended). We have very strong lines of communication and she is my best friend. I think I could only count on one hand the number of times that sex has been anything less than AMAZING.
For those of you out there wondering how I know it's amazing if I've never had sex with anyone else, does comparison really matter? If I'm completely fulfilled with my wife, why would I need to compare with someone else to make sure it's objectively good sex? Tiger has had over 11 women, and he ain't happy. I have one, and I'm as happy as can be!
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Every girl that ends up a stripper, prostitute or variation on those careers has daddy issues. They can be traced back to abandonment, withdrawn or neglectful parenting. I'm not saying every actress/singer had a dad that wasn't there for them, but the most notorious of them did. Bit's dad was nowhere and her mother dumped her on a friend when she went to NY because she couldn't go with her. My instincts as a mother say that if I can't go with my underage teen daughter, then she doesn't go. Having your parents pimp you out for financial gain has to screw one up in the head. All the sexual glory in her videos is nothing but trying to get the attention from men that she didn't get from her father. There is no enough attention given to the fact that children need healthy relationships with both parents, but most seriously with the parent of the opposite sex. Not meaning to sound like Freud, but there's a reason that girls marry men like their fathers. Every female I friend I know. My husband is very much like my father, it's eerie. My father was a wise and wonderful father and no, he never molested me. That grand opportunity was left to the janitor of my elementary school who had 5 kids of his own.
Good point!
Spoken like someone who either a) got married for the wrong reasons, or b) got married to the wrong person.
Either way you've only got yourself to blame for your problems.
"Enjoy your hatefest."
Says the guy verbally throwing punches at everybody in the room who hasn't provoked him.
You fail at life.
why? you got a thing for Matt?
That's called being an "empowered woman", remember?
You're going to have to do better then media matters here.
To hell in a bucket baby… but this is a ride I am not enjoying.
I'll take Penn on, anytime and anyplace.
but in this case, if it doesn't fit, it might get stuck.
Penn always wanted himself sum chocolate.
"Their party puts this "guy" on a pedestal and parades him around as if he were the norm. "
Actually it's not a pedestal. They have him on a pole (his choice).
I think Dennis Miller said it best: "Marriage is a continuous series of one-night stands, and I am on the longest hot streak of my life."
the other day I posted about how homosexuals commit 30% of child molestations and people asked for my source. What I did was looked at crime stats from different states. But let's think this out. Considering very few women actually molest children, most is done by men. Then consider the number of male children molested. But it is always better to use real stats. But the way liberals spin this, is that a man who wants to have sex with a young boy IS NOT a homosexual. I've had many libs tell me this. But the problem with their argument is that the definition of a homosexual doesn't include age restrictions.
But in my opinion there are no such things as homosexuals. There is normal sexuality, defined by our Creator, and perversion. And this is seen in reality. Homosexuals do not restrict themselves to sex with just men. These perverts will do any act with any object.
Finally, I would encourage everyone to do their own research. The data is out there on the internet. With a little work you can find it.
"A rich man it seems is a pauper at times, when compared to the man with a satisfied mind"
~ Johnny Cash, "Satisfied Mind"
May the S**t flow freely!
I'm tired of this argument. The fact is what people do in private, is never kept in private. That's why people are being arrested for preying on little children on the internet. Ever been followed into a bathroom by a homo?
My wife can suck a golfball through a garden hose while juggling!!!
What's wrong with hedonism??? Aside from STDs. Sexual Exploitation. Viral & bacterial infections. Degrading of the plumbing system. Psychological hell. Mentally demeaning. Continual addictions. HIV…. did I mention HIV??? Did I forget to mention… HIV!!???
yes, i'm 40, and have had many dealings with men of homosexual nature. i've had many friends growing up. i was once a liberal commie atheist jumping around in dark clubs and sexual dens and i've come to the conclusion that it is hedonism, non-responsible sexual perversions & desires, avoiding the emotional responsibility.
You rock. I envy you. I'm on the other end, but have come around to your side!! I wish I had more children. I have 2 girls now and love 'em but wish I had more. But alas, 10 years living that lame hedonist life of snobbery & selfish delusions and I look back at that and its so lame. even the sex… blah blah… does not compare to the cheap wonderful goofy intense this and that, that my wife and i share, always looking at each other the 'wrong' way too much of the time.
This may be off topic but,type in "illuminati backwards (itanimulli.com) and you'll be sent directly to the NSA.gov website.
At least these creeps have a sense of humor.
so, is that better or worse than bragging about how your wife can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and one regular poster who shall go unnamed does on a regular basis? or does it just bother you when a "feminist" talks like that?
I think to gather attention to this disgusting scandal it should be referred to as "DON"T ASK DON'T SMELL"
3 words: HOMESCHOOL HOMESCHOOL HOMESCHOOL.
I would not let those perverted freaks anywhere near my children.
New term for Liberals. Fisters. As in Nancy Pelosi always open to a good fisting and is a fister of the first order. Harry Reid is a master fister and loves loves his in the morning. Barney Frank is an openly gay fister and married to a boytoy professional fister.John Murtha is a DIY fister. Michelle Obama would take a thorough fistting for America as long as it is her POFS husband, Barry, doing the fisting. Al Gore is an environmental fister and is expert at giving or taking the fist. LMAO!
Well, as a person who doesn't brag about the intimacies of my friends and family, I wouldn't be able to answer your first question. Points for trying to put words in my mouth, though…detailed, creepy words.
I'm not bothered by "feminists" talking like that because feminism is an enormous joke. Women are told that it's empowering to do whatever they want and how they don't need a man for this or that, and to use them just like they've been used for hundreds of years, etc. But really it's just an excuse to sleep with whomever they want and dress as provocatively as they like. In other words, looking and acting whorish. Here's the inside scoop: a lot of men really like the women that sleep around – this just means that women who do this are giving men exactly what they want, as opposed to bettering themselves and acting with dignity. But, you know, they're respected and independent
I'll leave it to Van Halen:
I've been out there
Tried a little bit of everything
But it's all sex without love
I found the real thing is poundcake
Right on, Sammy.
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