Happy Thanksgiving You Greedy, Evil Americans
by Steven CrowderIt’s that time of year again. If you’ve got a leftist in your family, you can forget enjoying a familial celebration of the blessings bestowed upon you and your country. If you’re white, you’re particularly guilty. If you’re black like Zo, you’ll be referred to as nothing more than a “house negro” as seen in the YouTube comments section. The liberal Thanksgiving motto is as follows: Starve and be un-merry!
Note: No hippies were actually shot during the making of this video… Well, with muskets anyway.
Also, a special thanks to Bill Whittle and Sonja Schmidt for their appearances.
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That was perfect guys, problem solved!
Beautiful. It would be so much damn fun to shoot a hippy…i mean pretend to…
Please pass the musket with that gravy.
OH THAT was PRICELESS!
Have a Blessed Thanksgiving PJTV. I'm counting you as one of my Blessings this year.
Pass the musket, sister-in-law needs calibration…
Did you guys steal the hippie-hunting idea from IMAO? Because if so, you should tell him so he can enjoy the epic awesomeness that is this video! It war great to see all of you in one place!
Happy Thanksgiving and America rules!!
Y'all were fantastic!! Happy Thanksgiving (especially since it was a day to say "THANK GOD we figured out what a FAILURE communal living was!!)
Dang…. someone sure likes a lot of black pepper on their turkey.
That or your prop turkey needs some 409.
I once heard an urban myth that Turkeys are so stupid they will stare up at the falling rain until they drown. Oh wait, that's not right. Come to think of it that was about Hippies, my bad.
OH man….you guys at PJ done lost yer minds! HA!!!! And though I love black powder muskets as much as the next man — what a waste of a perfectly good brainless hippie! My idea is for all lefty hippies to be herded together and air-dropped into Taliban country in Afghanistan…and Tehran…and over in Seol, North Korea…as special Peace Envoys. They'll figure it out fast.
Happy Thanksgivin' to you all!
Almost as good as the last minutes of "Easy Rider"
I agree with you but……Pyongyang is the capitol of NK. Nothing personal, just one of my pet peeves
"I'm never wrong." hahahahahahaha! I love all of you so much.
Happy Thanksgiving!
How did he get out the word "premeditatedly"? The Pilgrim shoulda shot him again, just to make sure. Fortunately, I don't have any hippie nut jobs in my family. My prayers are with those of you that do.
Happy Turkey Day!
Funny as heck
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Thanks Breitbart.com
I'm thankful I married into a conservative family and get to enjoy my Thanksgivings!
I guess it's a good thing we didn't get a donkey for the first Thanksgiving…otherwise we'd all be having a piece of …well you figure it out!! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!
Thankfully, the most liberal faction of my family is on a cruise this year. The rest are either Libertarian or Republican, with the exception of an 18-year-old niece who sadly doesn't care and doesn't want to discuss anything even remotely political. Ever. Thanksgiving should be fairly easy this year.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone!
I still feel guilty over my white-ness.
Obama will help me, though! YAY! Social programs!
this is my crazy family back in madison wi,which is why you reminded why i stay in va over the holidays!!!!!Happy thanksgiving and I"m greatful for sarah palin!!!!!!! it will drive them crazy this year!!!!!
My dad voted for Obama. But my husband might have to work this Thanksgiving, so I'm thankful I'm not making the (over the river and through the woods) drive.
Native Americans had the horse and used it before europeans came over ………… germ warfare (though not fully understood) was used in midevil times and earlier when rotting carcasses would be catapulted into seiged cities.
The hippie is sorta right whites did take away the sometimes idilic at others barbaric ways of the native americans.
but lets get to today, ………… lazy left wing "politically correct gimme it all for free and , charge the rich " are a far greater threat to this great country than has ever been known before.
There were horses in the New World prior to the Europeans? That is…totally wrong.
The first horses came over with the Spanish in the 1500's. The horse cultures of the Plains tribes developed after Spanish horses escaped and went wild or were captured. Prehistoric horses did exists along with woolly mammoth & saber-tooth tigers but all of the above were extinct for a looong time before the Native Americans were around.
You aere correct, I missed an eroteme after …….. came over. My main point was on germ warfare, and of course political correctnesss
Thank you for pointing out my error
LOVE it. Happy Thanksgiving, all!
Me and my girlfriend are staying home for Thanksgiving, because with the exception of my dad my family are a bunch of liberal socalists. Holidays tend to end in fights when I go because if something political gets brought up, I create a line of logic that ends up where they either have to agree with me, or admit their own hypocrisy. At this point instead of realizing if they could be pushed into this position, there is a possibility there was a flaw in their original assumption, they start screaming and yelling about how I am evil and just want to stir up trouble, despite the fact that I have not been yelling, and that I only am doing this because I like to "win" despite the fact that even if that was true, wouldn't they be doing the same thing? I pointed out this hypocrisy once, to which I was told they were only trying to "win" to stop me from "winning" so I'd learn that was evil.
I put win in quotes because I have no idea what exactly they meant by it in the context of me pointing out a line of logic from their base assumptions that result in their assumption being false. Infact, you'd think realizing their initial assumption was flawed would be a win for them, and a win for me for helping my family not be stupid.
But then they'd have to believe in or understand a win – win senario, and socalists only win when they have absolute control over people, which leaves no room for a win – win.
On this note, thats why "big tent" republicans need to stop trying to meet in the middle. They are compromising their position to try to achieve a compromise… that is a win – win. Liberals don't believe in win – wins so they just use this to their advantage when its convinent (the republicans are in power) and then do not reciprocate when they are in power.
Why can't more liberals be like this when they make a mistake. Address it and move on like adults.
If they could the whole climate change thing would be dead forever.
"Oh apprently all the scientists we believed were cooking the data and lying to us. Let us look into this to confirm how valid this is."
Some time later…
"Yes they did appear to be lying. Global warming is a lie, our bad."
I have yet to see or hear of a supporter of global warming looking into the information that they have been lied to. Because it isn't about the truth, it is about their truth.
This was slightly off topic, but I've been thinking about global warming and how all the evidence is meaningless when people refuse to even glance at it.
I dont know about falling rain, but last winter I saw to wild turkeys try to attack a moving UPS truck and almost get splattered doing so.
Come to think of it, didn't a hippy back in the 80's get himself run over by a train carrying Navy ordinance thinking he could stop it by sitting on the tracks?
Indeed, the American hippie is the most unused weapon in our strategic arsenal. If we carpet bombed these countries with said hippies, they'd surrender in weeks, begging us to take them back.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "turkey shoot", doesn't it? Haha! Thanks guys! And Happy Thanksgiving to all here on BH!
Indeed hs should. He broke one of the Zombie land rules: Double Tap
One must always make sure.
lol
If the pot smoke didn't choke them, the BO would.
"Pass the musket, sister-in-law needs calibration… "
That might be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Mind if I steal it?
OMG, I'm dying! That was your best yet!
My Dad told me I had to drop what I was doing and see this video. In the first couple seconds I wrote back: "oh NO HE DID NOT JUST TEAM UP WITH ZO!!" Extra bonus greatness!
Thanks to all of you in the video, God bless, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
HAHAHA!!!!!! That was hilarious! I jumped when I heard the POP. I'm surprised no libtard trolls have shown up expressing their selective disgust at the 'violent gun culture' and toward us for laughing about this.
Yeah, I'm the dad mentioned by CarryingColoradan above.
I'm grateful that we have so much great talent on our side!
Great video; great message! May God richly bless all of you!
"I'm surprised no libtard trolls have shown up expressing their selective disgust at the 'violent gun culture' and toward us for laughing about this."
Maybe it's because no libtard trolls wanna end up on anybody's list when one of you lunatics finally snaps and goes on a real-life shooting spree. If I had to choose which one was gonna lose it first, I'd say Graham, with Crowder in a close second—that bulking up he's done kind of reminds me of Travis Bickle in "Taxi Driver."
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm so glad I live so far away from you all!
That's why God invented paint ball guns!
I can never figure out why people believe that crap about germ warfare.
Yes, Europeans brought over germs the Native Americans hadn't been exposed too.
So why didn't the germs from the Native Americans that the Europeans had never been exposed too kill them off too?
Just imagine showing up at a Code Pink-O protest and firing away. Oh what fun!
You know, that's a good way to deal with the SEIU troglodytes as well.
that and the insufferable self righteousness.
But of COURSE!
Use it well!
Did you guys steal the hippie-hunting idea from IMAO?
I believe that they stole the hippie-hunting idea from every person who has ever met a hippie.
I sincerely hope this is a mockery of said libtard trolls and not an actual libtard troll.
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