News That Matters: Iran, North Korea, Perez Hilton?
by Steven CrowderI consider myself to be a man with my priorities in order. That’s why I’m so satisfied with the mainstream media’s ability to cover all of the right affairs. Let’s face it, Iran will always be a quagmire. Let’s put them on the backburner and “bear witness.” North Korea? … Eh. Perez Hilton getting punched in the face by the black guy from The Black-Eyed Peas? There’s your cover story right there.
Note: No gratingly bitchy men were actually harmed during the making of this video.
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Perez Hilton getting punched in the face by anybody is welcome news to me.
No gratingly bitchy men were actually harmed during the making of this video.
Dang it… You're standards are slippin' then steven?
I'm more upset about the deaths of women in the streets in Iran than I am about the death of a child molester. I guess that makes me a cold-hearted racist, but I don't care.
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Perez calling someone a fag?
What's next? Mick Jagger making fun of big lips?
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I have a hard time with this one… I mean, on one hand – it's Perez Hilton – so I'm happy to see him get a beat down.
On the other hand, I don't believe men should hit women.
I'm conflicted.
Louder with Cowder!!! Love the new opening!!! I want to punch Hilton!!! POW!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Perez Hilton has a head like a silverback gorilla….
it was bound to happen sooner or later
Not a cold hearted anything- just being realistic. The slaughter of hundreds, if not thousands, is still going on right now for all we know. And still the POTUS does nothing. This is something to be very, very upset about…
There should be city ordinances mandating that Perez Hilton be punched in the face on sight.
He should've followed with a quick left hook- this one for Carrie Prejean's honor. I can't think of a more deserving person than Perez.
I said it before and I'll say it again, The people of Iran are screaming at the top of their lungs for freedom and all we get from the White House is crickets…..this is not what America is about.
Come on Steven, you know that Perez Hilton getting smacked is big news, get with it buddy.
My favorite part was when he was crying like a big baby…. it reminded me of that "boy" that was crying to "Leave Brittney Alone!!"
The media is still focused on the Sanford affair, and Hussein is trying to ram Cap-and-Tax down our throats. That's much more worthy of their time than freedom for an entire nation, right?
Help! My comments are being eaten by the moderator monster!
I found it amusing at how surprised he was about it all. After all, if one goes around poking at caged tigers with a stick, one should not be surprised when one eventually gets bit.
+1 for you!! *lol*
From Lorie Byrd:
The following is from Bush's 2006 State of the Union speech:
"Democracies in the Middle East will not look like our own, because they will reflect the traditions of their own citizens. Yet liberty is the future of every nation in the Middle East, because liberty is the right and hope of all humanity. The same is true of Iran, a nation now held hostage by a small clerical elite that is isolating and repressing its people. The regime in that country sponsors terrorists in the Palestinian territories and in Lebanon, and that must come to an end. The Iranian government is defying the world with its nuclear ambitions, and the nations of the world must not permit the Iranian regime to gain nuclear weapons."
Part 2:
"America will continue to rally the world to confront these threats. And, tonight, let me speak directly to the citizens of Iran: America respects you and we respect your country. We respect your right to choose your own future and win your own freedom. And our nation hopes one day to be the closest of friends with a free and democratic Iran."
That's what it sounds like when the leader of the free world speaks.
Same here. He makes a living denegrating everyone else, and viciously I might add. I'm surprised there isn't a line outside his door of people waiting to punch him in the face.
Funny, but I didn't see the word "present" in there anywhere….
Hank, you're onto something there- compare photo above with this link:
http://klb.uwstout.edu/History/History.html
The resemblance is striking.
I'll bet the gorilla smells better…..
"Goldentrout"
Nice catch.
NO BANANAS FOR YOU!
Not Over.
AWESOME NEW OPENING!!!!!!!!
-BTW, I heard the sad news that Michael Jackson died. Why didn't THAT make the news?
does that mean there will be a bitch off between Mick and Steve Tyler in the near future?
This has been a very bad day, but you've added a little bit of sunshine to my day. Thanks for the laughs, Steven, and keep them coming.
Very timely, I saw this yesterday on youtube then saw that MJ died… I just had to shake my head because I instantly knew iran would disappear… I was right.
MJ is dead… RIP… * moment of silence*
Now lets get back to the democracy being slaughtered in Iran and the crazy Pomeranian who is threatening to nuke us.
and btw the "your not going to live to see thirty buddy" line made me crack up.
Not a fan of the group, but I'm pretty sure that Will.I.Am. cannot be adequately identified as "the black guy" from the Black Eyed Peas. While there is a "white chick", it turns out that the majority of the Black Eyed Peas group are males of African descent. "A black guy" would have been more accurate.
Kirstile Alley on Twitter offered $30K for him to let her punch him in the other eye. Yeah, Perez is really newsworthy, just like B. Hussein Obama. If Zero breaks wind, it makes it to the PMSNBC, the All Barack Channel, and the ACORN Weekly. Oh, wait. I think the last paper just changed its name.
"Perez Hilton Slammed for Callous Treatment of Michael Jackson Death":
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529177,00.htm...
This guy's mouth keeps getting him into trouble. I'm reminded of this verse from the Bible:
"Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, "Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord."
Romans 12:19
It wouldn't shock me if the bad stuff happening to Perez is do to his sexist attacks on Carrie Prejean.
He really needs Jesus.
Also, the Teen Choice Awards plans to nominate Perez Hilton for an award. That is the stupidest, sickest idea in recent memory. Also, how is Hilton's blog cool with teens?
The good news is that here is a petition to get the TCAs to drop Hilton from the ballot:
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/RemovePerez...
Also, it is encourage to write to Fox Network to give Hilton the boot:
http://thepoint.breakpoint.org/2009/06/tipping-po...
So, let's do this.
"If Zero breaks wind, it makes it to the PMSNBC"
"gosh he smells an awful lot like flowers" ~ Mr. Hankey
I'm a little upset at the whole thing…………It really bothers me that Will I Am's manager only punched him in the face once. Come on, what has the country come to! That a person completely deserving of a beat-down (Perez) only gets hit in the face once. There should have been at least a broken nose! Instead he has a puffy eye……………Really!
Do we need to call in Chris Brown for a good old fashioned "Pimp Slap"? Too much? Nah…….
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