Everyday Normal Republicans (With Special Guest: Zo!)
by Steven CrowderAndrew Breitbart hit the nail on the head when he said that, “Conservatives have allowed Liberals to portray us in the media for far too long,” (Or something to that effect. I can’t remember because I was on a pop-tart bender). Sadly, it’s very true. For a long time now, the people over at CNN and MSNBC have molded “Conservatives” into a way that suits their personal agenda. The problem is that this “molding” occurs in plain sight and is forced on an unsuspecting public. Damn your dashing good looks, Anderson Cooper!
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Note: People have been demanding that Zo and I team up for a while now. We listened, and he was nice enough to grace the screen in the latest video. As it turns out, he’s a great guy. He smells a bit funny, but is a really swell chap!
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yes, we have allowed the opposition to define us for way too long; look at what happened to poor 'W'- class act that he was, he never answered his critics…
Big Mistake.
We are not allowing this any further and will not be bullied, shouted down, or accept the ridiculous guilt trips this lot tosses out on a daily basis.
And Cooper isn't that good looking, either…
Very nice, Steven and Zo! But why did you leave out our penchant for guns and country music? Our irrational belief in God- no mention?
Maybe you were saving those for next week's installment! Yes, that must be it.
This was hysterical. Thanks for the laughter.
We want Zo on Red Eye! Someone said Crowder was either on last night or was to be on tonight. Great job guys!
Yes, those were the country-club republicans. Next episode, the bible-thumping, cul-de-sac living, opposite sex loving, pick-up truck driving hillbillies from middle America.
dcase – couldn't have said it better.
I wish he (Bush) hadn't been such a class act – and he or his Administration had push backed with facts. I've said it several times on this site – and continue to think it: Republicans don't realize that we are under attack and at 'war' with those on the Left.
Bush is a prime example of why the adage "Don't sink to their level" isn't entirely correct.
We can fight back without lying. We can fight back without name calling. We can fight back with — The truth. With facts.
If we on the right would stand up (all of us!) and do this more – - we can win.
Truth eventually will.
But will it be only in a retrospective history lesson when it does "Win" for us?
I hope not.
Now if we could just get Iowahawk to write a screenplay for a short film featuring Steven Crowder as T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII and Zo as Barack Obama…hmmmm…
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LMBO! You guys hit all the conservative stereotypes right on the nailhead..Too funny!
that's why bulldog Cheney has taken to the airwaves with a vengeance, and guess what?
His approval ratings shot up…
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The stereotypes seem to be stuck in the 1980's. I can see why MSNBC has such low ratings given their distorted view of the world through their Socialist broken glasses & sniffing Obama's vapors. It's a great sketch that really insults the Letists for the unthinking fools they are.
DTOM…I, cyber-doofus guy, figured out how to get signed up here ! Thanks for the help, Friend.
Well dang! Why di'nt they a-tell us that afore we came all th' way over ta this here interweb site? Ah coulda been chasin' me some minorities down th' street with ma shotgun an' my ol' dog!
Least I could do, amigo! Breathe free!
And I am pretty sure the leftist would not even know they were being lampooned.
That's right, dawg. We've already got our country hooks into Hootie. Soon we'll have Flava is doing a cover of, "He Stopped Loving Her Today" and Beyonce doing, "Jesus Take the Wheel."
Wow! I'd actually go to see that!
Great stuff, Zo & Steven, Keep up the fine work.
Two of my very favorite guys on the same video! What a treat!
Exactly right, barkerman. I don't know why Republicans have this milquetoast mentality and allow themselves to be pushed around. Good Lord, I wanted to reach through the TV and shake McCain HARD everytime he debated Obama. (Bad enough he let Obama dictate most of the conditions of debate!!) Obama would set up a nice lob, and McCain would swat and miss with a "My friends.." before going into some tired nicey-nice, non-threatening, non-confrontational bouquet. Thanks to a poorly-run McCain campaign and inept handling of the candidates, we are now stuck with Obama and Biden. The GOP better grow a set really quick.
To cool guys, Zo and Steven laying it down, or should I say fellows.
[...] “I thought that came across as genuine.” – Everyday Average Republican #1 [...]
Awesome team up…
Perfect portrayal of the stereotype as presented by the left…
And a true "rumor" about Kieth…
A win all the way around.
Great work guys!
did anyone else catch the subliminal wedding music in the background?! i shudder to think what they meant by that…..
Are you saying that we aren't the War Mongers that they make us out to be? We don't even know we are in a war? Why haven't we pulled out the War Machine to make some $$??
i wish cheney had done that during the last eight years.
two of my faves as well! folks, i think we have our 2012 ticket – Rachel/Crowder! Great job guys! PLEASE – another installment soon.
Back in college, we used to have Conservative Cocktail Parties (TM). Cigars were provided. In order to attend, the men had to wear blazers or smoking jackets and ties and the women had to show up.
Sometimes it's fun to flaunt a stereotype – especially when it means you're better dressed than the opposition!
I am getting to the point where what pmsnbc and cnn/dnc no longer bother me since nobody really watches them. I am more concerned with outfits like AP because they still fly stealth and pose as an "independent and objective" source of "news."
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Yeah, I dunno what they meant, exactly, but I think it's from this collection called Romancing the WASP. You know how those WASPy types are – all Republicans, all the same! And so plaid!
"pmsnbc"
Permission to use that?
1 point Tennessee Jed
Not close: You forgot, however, the cannibalism, bloodthirstyness, and the Brownshirts.
Steven, I'm loving the bounce in the hair, man… *grin*
Great job as always, you two!
Glad you to knuckleheads are together!!!
You did a perfect portrayal of how they see us (withouth the cannibalism, bloodthirstiness, and brownshirts, of course) and the ending is PERFECT!!!
GW's reluctance to fight back was learned from his dad's administration. he let the Clintonites portray him as they wanted to not what he actually was. So did McCain. Just like in football, a team will continue running the same play until the other teams proves they can stop it. I hope, finally, that Republicans have learned this.
I wish I knew for sure whether the GOP was going start acting as if the world as we know it is at stake and our country's future hinges on their ability to stop the runaway progressive train and take real decisive action,
OR if the GOP is still going to act as if the only thing they had to lose was popularity with the press.
I'd sleep a lot better if I knew they were no longer the Whimpy Spendthrift Party.
Rush made that one up, I'm pretty sure…
Yeah, "Cooper Anderson" (to borrow a line from Ann Coulter) may not be the best lookin' hunka double-secret crypto-fascist, gay-loving, gender-bending, save the green whales for buddah Liberal out there….
But he sure knows about teabagging!
Hmmmmm….Conservative minds already know why.
Yeah, "Cooper Anderson" (to borrow a line from Ann Coulter) may not be the best lookin' hunka double-secret crypto-fascist, gay-loving, gender-bending, save the green whales for buddah Liberal out there….
But he sure knows about teabagging!
Hmmmmm….Conservative minds already know why.
And by the way, Crowder and Zo forgot to bang the whole "CHRISTIANS ARE SO VIOLENT AND MEAN!" drum.
Listen to your average atheist (such as they fake it), Buddhist, Progresso Jew, etc., and all you hear is:
"Spanish Inquisition! Murderers! Crusades! Killers! Every Bubba in a Baptist Church beats his wife! Blah blah, yackety-schmackety, so forth, et cetera and whatnot…."
Liberals drown in senselessness. Calling out modern day Christians over historic problems makes as much sense as modern day Israelis demanding slave reparations from Egypt for the Pharoahs. Nevertheless, they still go there, don't they? As for modern day Christians being violent (obviously, some are), I guess we just look the other way about Muslims who fly planes into buildings, Atheists who mass murder (Stalin and Hitler come to mind) and other sundry dirt bags (Pol Pot, Mao, etc.)
Wait. Why isn't this post about Carrie Prejean? You guys are slippin', man.
lol…that was too funny…but seriously…having somebody else paint how you are and the majority of people believing it is not a new thing to me……..
Being a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormon) for 30 years now, I am constantly amazed when people tell me what I believe and how I live…….
Generally they are so far wrong it is almost comical………………
If I had a dollar for every time some fool ask me how many wives I had I would be a rich man……
(Why would anybody want more than one?)….I have a hard time dealing with the ONE I got……..:)
You skit was funny but true….yes and a little sad as well.
Good Job Gentlemen !!!!!!!
Hell, next they'll probably be trying to make fun of the fact that I married my cousin. It's not like I'm with my sister; I dumped her two years ago. They may try to make fun of my trailer, but the jokes on them because it's a double-wide.
OMG, not you two ……….. together. That's too funny. I love it! I always been a fan of both of you.
I'd of loved that. I'd of worn the same damn cocktail dress every time. :p
*MissQuinn*
My good man, that would be "chums".
Zo and Crowder in the same video! YAY! Throw in Jodi Miller from the NewsBusted newscast next time and you'll have more viewers than Iron Man and The Dark Knight put together.
There hasn't been a Carrie Prejean post here for a few hours. Something must be wrong.
Zo, once again you rock. and that other guy too! I vote for Red Eye as well!
"i wish cheney had done that during the last eight years.
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Seriously. One day Bush will have to write a memoir that explains why he didn't let anyone in his administration fight back.
Some stereotypes that you forgot:
- Republicans are all born-again Christians.
- Republicans love war.
- Republicans like to drop bombs on non-white people.
- Republicans only start wars to help greedy capitalists.
- Republicans don't live in California.
- Republicans are all over 40 years old.
I swear, you guys just busted my guts. Crowder and Zo wouldn't have been a combination I would have thought up – is there any nightmare more hideous to a leftard than a Republican salt and pepper team? – but does it ever work.
Naw, that one didn't do it for me. Too predictable, even if true. Not every skit will be a homer. But I'm glad to see higher forces are taking these guys under their wing and giving them support to expand. Steven and Zo are great when they're spilling their guts by themselves (I couldn't stop watching Zo in his basement during the election campaign). The right script will propel these guys forward into the mainstream.
Because Crowder looks unusually good as a woman. His Rachel Maddow was absolutely stunning….
I love it. Too often we bristle when people paint us with stereotypes. We act like we're guilty about something. This video shows off how little we care about their opinions. It's the kind of attitude that will blunt all the power idiots on the left want to have over us. Great job!
This is like an episode of Real Time crystallized in 6 sentences. Bill Maher must be pissed that you have his jokebook…
I can't watch t.v. anymore. The bad guy is always a religious fanatic conservative.
Too bad it's all true. That's why we are stuck with a Communist for President. He actually looked better than you. How bad is that? You guys think this is funny but it's exactly who you are. The press doesn't have to work to hard to make you look bad. You do that all by yourselves. America is so screwed.
Part of the problem is the power of the media to shape the debate. They give aid and comfort to liberals. by letting them come on TV and say things like "Republicans fix elections, they suppress votes, they think people of other races are inferior and want to keep them down, they don't respect the right to free speech and free assembly…" and never challenging these statements (because they agree with them).
Now, if a conservative/Republican comes on to refute this balderdash (which would be in keeping with the facts–liberals/Democrats fit the above description far more than conservatives/Republicans) it comes off as "I know you are but what am I?"
What we really need is a core group of Republicans in Congress who show (not say) what Republicans are. Protecting the little guy, ensuring liberties, defending the country from enemies foreign and domestic.
The time for talking is over. Let liberals talk all they want. Your mother was right, actions do speak louder than words!
You nailed it! I am sure they kept Cheney buttoned up during the eight years in office so he didn't make anybody mad. Now he's unloosed, and he's doing a helluva job. For eight years, the Left presented him as scary Darth Vader and now when he's on TV and even skewering Obama's foreign policy (I know, an oxymoron) people see him as he is — an elderly, slightly pudgy, graying, balding man with a soft voice who treats the audience like adults (not useful idiots) and explains the situation without hysteria. What's not to like!
"Too often we bristle when people paint us with stereotypes. We act like we're guilty about something. ."
This was all too true ten or twenty years ago, but it seems to me the Left his thrown around insults so routinely and for any perceived misstep that most of us are now going — "who gives a (censored) what you think?"
Or "chaps" would be good too. Oh and pass the Grey Poupon.
Crowder and Zo should be a regular team!
This stereotyping is the same crapola that Bush accepted as a new tone. I sure wish he had fought back, or for that matter, any republican would fight back. Why were Newt, Delay, Lott, Cheney, Bush, Condi, Palin… never defended.
On the otherside, Dems raise taxes as high as they can, but don't pay them. They start in congress as poor schlubs, then retire to their Hotel on Boardwalk. They prohibit lobbyists, then waive them in and then when they use up all the waiver forms, eliminate the rule. Prevent healthcare industry from speaking with those quarantined republicans, else they become infected.
Glad to see that new tone continuing on in this brave new world of uniters and unicorns. Nothing to mock, nope
Mmmmmmm…Pop Tarts….Aaarrrgghhhh!!!
The best line was the last one, 'I don't think its safe to be drunk around him'…fantastic.
No Steve! Dont do it! Do NOT get drunk around Keith Oberman!
Because this was probably done in advance before the firing of Ms. Prejean.
[...] From Steven Crowder: [...]
You and Heathcliff better get yer sh^t together. You're reading each others lines.
What characters!
Well done.
Steven, you look like a young Dan Aykroyd. If they every do a Blues Brothers reboot…have your agent send you up!
You know, I told Steven after I saw this video that he missed a an easy cliche:
Rather than replying "Oh my, 14. Do you not have a TV, 'Zo?" when talking about their kids, Steven should've said "I take it those children have different mothers" and then have Zo reply with a bit that falsely accuses all Mormons of polygamy.
Absolutely right you are. We are being branded as the party of no, fools, and all kinds of negative things.
It just chaffs my britches. Made new videos but don't know how to send them here.
What, no ratty multi-pocketed pants, flip flops, or ironic T shirt? What a rebel!
Hilarious!!! Good one..you guys are great!
Who doesn't want to see these guys in a remake/updating of "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" or those old Hope and Crosby "Road" buddy movies? They don't have to be 100% political–just funny. Imagine:
"Road to Brazil" – Steven and Zo as two rival buyers for biofuel companies caught in a gang war in Rio when they both romance a local drug lord's daughter. It's "City of God" meets "Romeo and Juliet!"
"Road to Bombay" – Bollywood laughs with Zo as a 90s R&B one-hit wonder and Steven plays his young and clueless new agent intent on rebooting his client's career with an Indian movie. Plenty of colorful eye candy and hot Indian girls culminating in a huge song and dance number about a Hindu riot caused by Zo ordering a steak.
"Road to New Orleans" Steven and Zo. Jazz. Gumbo. Voodoo. Zombies. Hilarity ensues.
That's exactly right. You ever notice how all these hypocrite libs who preach "tolerance" are always selective in what they themselves tolerate?
If for nothing else than in the interest of fairness, conservatives DO NOT have to tolerate liberals and their hideous socialist/marxist agenda ruining America anymore!!!
Liberals DO NOT play fair, it's high time normal and patriotic Americans realize this and take active measures!!!!
Stock up on guns and ammo while you can, boys and girls, this is all going to come to a head.
yep – credit where it is due, that one is all El Rushbo's, but it's pretty damn good isn't it?
Oh, I don't know…. I was pretty happy being a typical white person who clung to my guns and my Bible until a bunch of lefties came along and showed me the error of my ways.
Now, I'm a drooling psychopath out for blood….but hey…..I'm mainstream! (sarc)
You are right, the Bushes all go back to that Yale, patrician, class act. I thought they portrayed all the class in the world, but as Breitbart pointed out, we have to get down and slug it out. Still, often in presidential politics, circumstances, rather than style, will determine the outcome. If the economy stays bad or if terrorism picks up, there will be plenty of people who will be able to beat Obama next time. A key for our side is to keep the liberal media from distorting the real state of the economy with a bunch of "optimism is the new black" stories.
Yes, you are 100% correct, Sparky. As a Republican I find that when I drink the blood of minorities I have oppressed just before I take my mid-afternoon nap at my exclusive Whites-only country club, I can wake up fresh and do significantly more damage to the causes of environmental sustainability and social justice before I head back to the mansion in my Escalade that runs on Humpback whale blubber.
This societal damage is easily accomplished because I use a PC rather than a Mac. As a multizillionaire I can afford a MacBook Pro, iPhone, and iPod Touch but I just find that Microsoft's monopolistic software is much more e-e-e-vil. Don't you agree?
[...] Steven Crowder meets Alfonzo Rachel, and they explain what Republicans are really like. (H/T 4Simpsons, Hot Air) [...]
Even better, when you're better looking than the opposition.
=D
I want to get his Rachel Maddow impression out of my head.
His Keith Olbermann skit was good, though.
Very true Scott….
It been well over 100 years since we lived the Law of Plural wives and people just can't let it go….
Please let him know he should do a skit about Mormons………
We may have some different doctrines than most people but we do love a good laugh…….
Very true Scott….
It been well over 100 years since we lived the Law of Plural wives and people just can't let it go….
Please let him know he should do a skit about Mormons………
We may have some different doctrines than most people but we do love a good laugh…….
Growing up and living in Southern California, that attitude is everywhere.
we believe he is doing it right now…
and our equally irrational loving of GUNS!!!!
Ooooo. A fight between Zo and Dr. Marc Lamont Hill! Add Shultzie and Greg for a tag team match of doom.
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