Lonewolf Diaries: Obama is North Korea’s Little Punk
by Steven CrowderWe all know that Kim Jong-il is “buy-yourself-a-handgun” crazy. It’s pretty much a given. That begs the question however: why is anybody (particularly our president) even considering trying to tiptoe around this shady, marionette-looking character? Am I the only one who feels that something serious needs to be done here?
Any man who’s ever spent time in a schoolyard understands exactly what North Korea is trying to pull. They’re shoving us. They are flicking the jab outside by the monkey bars trying to see what we’re made of. It’s the age-old “alpha male” ritual that every man has come to experience at some point in his life. The peculiar thing is that North Korea isn’t even big or strong enough to be the schoolyard bully. North Korea is really just the kid who decided he’d be “all out crazy” hoping people would be scared off by the tirades and avoid stepping up to the plate. The sad thing is it’s been working. Even sadder is that without the proper action, North Korea just might end up being “that kid” who shoots up the school.
With the U.N doing nothing more than disapproving of North Korea’s recent monkey business, and the United States no longer giving the council their OWN teeth, it looks as though the “adult supervision” has completely left the schoolyard. It’s turned into a proverbial “Lord of the Flies” situation out there… And we’re not even holding the conch.
For crying out loud, the U.N. condemned the missile launches, demanded an apology, and then North Korea demanded the U.N. apologize for demanding an apology… No, this isn’t an Abbot and Costello routine, and there is no punchline. This is actually happening. How anybody could take the U.N. even remotely seriously after this one, I’ll never understand.
Right now, it’s time for somebody to step up to this tiny, nutty little tyrant and shove him back. Better yet, why doesn’t the United States reprise it’s role as the “global parent” and take charge of the situation altogether. I remember the days when we had a president willing to do just that. Apparently though, having the cojones to do the right thing isn’t worth the harm it does to the United States’ international relationships. We’re supposed to appease dictators, not hurt their feelings, remember?
Folks, the time has come and gone for pointing the finger and threatening a “time out.” I say that the hour has come to start hand-delivering a good old-fashioned spanking. Who’s with me?
Oh, and since we’re doling them out… Tack Sean Penn onto the list.
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Frankly, I never could take the UN seriously, even before this. They could pass a resolution ordering me to move my car out of the drive way or they'd send in a division of Pakistani commandos and I'd still pretty much just flip them the bird.
I'm with you. Lets not stop there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*$ Kim John-il R.I.P
Even Team America had a rough time dealing with this loon. Just get some bug spray.
Did you hear that he basically called the son who was going to take over a wuss? "He has the heart of a girl." Gee, thanks dad, how's the porno addiction working for you?
Pakistani Commandos? I would fear Nuns more.
Is this the same United Nations that gave Saddam Hussein about 17 ultimatums which he ignored and then chastised the United States for finally making him abide by them? This North Korean lunatic is going to attack someone if he is not slapped down. How does Obama think the world will react to a nuclear attack on South Korea that he could have stopped if he had the nerve?
Ditto. But then, my view of nuns was tainted by The Blues Brothers. . . "the Penguin."
Are you sure he wasn't talking about Obama?
I hear he's already printing t-shirts that say, "Bush did it." He's hoping that giving these out for free will placate everyone.
Actually. . . no. And that would kind of make sense, wouldn't it?
If he says those kind of things to his own son, what would he tell Obama and the U.N.
the NK's have always been a problem. The war of '50-53 never ended; there was a truce and an uneasy one at that. So, 56 years later the Stalinist regieme finds itself in a 'use it or lose it' scenario. All they have is a brittle million man military designed to fight the 72 hour old Soviet style war of total annhiliation… basically, they would reduce Seoul to rubble before they are wiped out. Nice…
Kim is a pudgy little loser and his offspring are no better. They fear being inconsequential more than anything else. As long as Red China puts up with this (it does serve their purpose to have the belligerent cretin around, to a certain extent) and gives them the sustenance they need they will continue to, as U2 would say 'Rattle and Hum'…
"ronery, I'm sad and ronrey"… feeding Hans Brix to the sharks was a high point…
We could invite them to the July 4th celebrations along with Iran. It'll be the world's first mixer for international crazies. And who rocks a crazier party for thugs than Chicago's own master DJ B. Obama!!! Can I get a what what!
Send the Penguin, Kim retreats!
Steven, if this is an alpha-male ritual, we're pretty much boned.
Kim would probably just start laughing when he saw Barry coming.
I have to do it. The UN is going to write NK a mean letter.
Steven,
I dont know I think the US is more like the little rich kid in the schoolyard that nobody touches cuz his mom will call your mom you'll be in serious trouble. NK is just the poor kid that wants to look cool.
He says "Hey look at me I got the new Wal-Mart Air Jordans!"
The rich kid feels sorry for him and just says, "Yeah those are awesome, man."
But the other semi-cool kids (Russia and China) are like, "Dude, those are fake Air Jordans. You can get 10 pairs of those for the price of real Air Jordans."
Then the poor kid says, "No they aren't! Watch I'll show you."
He picks up the basketball and shoots a three pointer.
Its an air ball and they all laugh, "Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
He stomps off and goes home and pulls the heads off his G.I. Joes.
Christ, the way it's going with North Korea I might just end up finishing my grandfathers job.
Yes, that worked so well in SH's case.
Indeed. I thought they took care of this 50 yrs ago.
Yeah, and my dad's job too. Is there anything the UN touches that it HASN'T screwed up?
I have a feeling that his son Kim Jong Un is a cipher. The ruling machine is not going to let a mere pup shake any of them loose. They like things just the way they are, so they can keep on stealing their people blind, line their pockets and plan their self-exiles to the Rive Gauche where no one will bother to make them pay back any of the stolen riches. You know, like usual.
I understand Sean Penn has lots of room at his place.
I forgot to mention, we did send over about 4-5 F-22s to Japan for a little visit and maneuvers, huh, imagine the timing.
This is what the world wanted right? A feckless cowardly U.S. Goverment. An America that minded it's own business and stopped bombing poor innocent Al Qaeda members! All unicorns and rainbows! Barry's gonna make nice with "Lil' Kim" than we'll all have a group hug!
That is until it all goes goes sideways and Kimmy Baby throws a nuke at someone! Then guess who's gonna be expected to do something about it? Yup that's right, "Team America: World Police"!
Our new slogan: America, Bailing Out Sh**holes For Over 200 yrs
I say this time we let the allegedly more intelligent and sophisticated "EuroTrash" fix this one! Barry sure hasn't got the balls to do it.
We should have let MacArthur cross the river and kick the living piss out of the north….
The mistake we made was allowing the CHICONS into the fray.
Tactical Nuclear weapon release would have made short work of the red hoard and we would have
been on the same footing with a unified Korea and a free Taiwan, sorta like Japan today……
Will we never learn that going that "Bridge Too Far" sometimes saves lives in the long run.
In the words of Capt Ramius from "Hunt for Red October"
"The hard thing about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch"……………………………..
North Korea's "Dear Leader" Jong Il-
Kim's subjects, their bellies would fill.
No more berries and roots,
cannot swallow those nukes-
all they want now's their hunger to still.
No more speeches and slogans and marches-
just give them some protein and starches.
All those communist ranks
just want burgers and franks,
Taco Bells, and those big Golden Arches!
The answer you're looking for is "China." Doesn't even matter what the question is – so long as it goes "Why are we _________ ::insert-Asian-nation-here:: , the answer is China. They're the only ones who still want to buy our debt, they're the guys we'll be sharing ownership of the planet with in under a decade, so they get to tell us what tone to take with Asian issues. Welcome to the new world.
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This reminds me of a kid in Jr. High who had a rep for being the school tough. In reality he was a small, skinny kid with a lot of attitude. One day I was at the drinking fountain and someone behind me did something stupid and without thinkng or looking I turned around and shoved the guy to the ground. Turns out it was the bully, and as he lay there on the ground and I realized who it was, he had a stunned look on his face and muttered a quiet, "Sorry," and never bothered me again. Due to the number of other kids/witnesses around at the time, I earned a (surprising to me) rep as someone to not bother. Lesson learned. When will Obama learn this lesson? So far, O and the UN are doing a lot of talking, while Kim Jung mentally Ill is doing a lot of doing.
My Father was in the Korean War and he has been saying almost the same thing for at least the last 20yrs. He has always said "We ain't done in Korea yet"! I think he may be right!
Red October is a great movie and that line is beautiful, but our President isn't Capt. Ramius, he is Baldwins character "The Analyst"……..
I'm with you! Apologies are only words and does not prove anybody truly repents of their actions. Look at Obama saying he wasn't going to ruin, (or run, if you prefer) GM. Ha, please. Words only, there. The old adage, "actions speak louder than words" comes to mind. Apologies not needed, thanks, they mean nothing. "Oops, sorry! Somebody flipped the switch by mistake….more than once." Really?!? We have the power to obliterate any serious threat. International relationships be hanged. The US International Relationships Team needs to realize this is not the Olympics or a "Who's Nicest" race and grow a pair. Our people are far more important than that. Besides, the US goes on sending food and meds to people that have none. Hmm…let's cut spending and get rid of the moochers….oh, wait, welfare system….well, they might just have to get jobs. I know, I know, that's like asking North Korea to apologize and give up Nukes. Futile.
Yes, the same UN that dealt illegally with Saddam under sanction in the Oil for Food scandal. The same UN whose peace-kepping troops have been known to run prostitution rings. The same UN whose peace-keepers in the zone between Israel and Gaza have been known to just basically watch Hizbollah walk up and fire rockets into Israel. The same UN that can always find the time to condemn Israel for retaliating for that same rocket attack. The same UN that can figure out how to seat Sudan on the Human Rights Commission even as horrendous abuses of the same continue in Darfur … and we pay 1/4 of their operating budget.
I know one way to cut our budget costs right away – defund the UN and tell them to relocate.
Hell, at this rate, we're doing a good job of making sure that everyone can bring their own several megaton rockets to the picnic.
At some point, someone in DC will have to realize that we have to pull in our horns and concentrate on the active military and our problems at home. Foreign aid is just going to have to dry up. The world has been suckling off us for decades, and it's time they find a new wet nurse. We're going to have enough to do to take care of ourselves when the inflation hits beside all the new taxes.
At that point, you're going to have a lot more international chaos than you do now because no one has both deep enough pockets and charitable enough attitude to take our place. China could, but they won't.
You want to "spank" Kim Jong Il, and Sean Penn? Honey, that is just kinky!
as long as BHO is in the WH, the punks, terrorists and bullies are going to have their asses kissed…We just invited Iranian diplomats to celebrate July 4th with us… http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98IPHDG0...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfgrj_62-Y#t=01m4...
"It’s the age-old 'alpha male' ritual that every man has come to experience at some point in his life."
I would not be surprised to discover that Barry the Golden Child has not experienced this ritual.
I'm convinced that Kim Jong Il is dead, and North Korea is being run by the puppet from "Team America." And he's so ronery.
I hope I'm wrong but I think ill jong will use a live missile to demonstrate that it really works. Maybe on 4th of July since he loves American holidays.
"You are worthress Arek Bardwin!"
It's Kim Jong-Il. "It's a given" doesn't mean what you think it means. "Begs the question" doesn't mean what you think it means. Why would a man be hanging around in a schoolyard? Who was the president who had the "cojones" to boss around North Korea?
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Indeed! the Penguin is the ultimate Bad Ass.
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You are wise beyond your years, Steven. If only our Dear Leader had half the guts.
we are no longer the parents, we are the silly, goofy high school boys now
How true. I am SO sick and tired of apologizing for the way this country has handled "business". No, we're not perfect, we've never been perfect, but who else do they call when the crap hits the fan? France? Some European pansy brigade? We go into Somalia, our helicopters go down – the very parasites we were sent there to HELP drag our dead through the streets to cheers. In that case, I would've gotten our troops out, and called in an airstrike on the whole frickin' hovel. Let them burn. I'm tired of losing valuable American lives to idiots and morons who HATE OUR GUTS and wish us dead and this country leveled. To hell with these people!
Dang Ken…I can barely type I am laughing so hard……..
right on the money man….right on the money………………LOL !!!!!
Amen Brother!!!!
"For crying out loud, the U.N. condemned the missile launches, demanded an apology, and then North Korea demanded the U.N. apologize for demanding an apology… No, this isn’t an Abbot and Costello routine, and there is no punchline. This is actually happening. How anybody could take the U.N. even remotely seriously after this one, I’ll never understand."
Maybe the Joker was right: "It's a funny world we live in."
"I dont know I think the US is more like the little rich kid in the schoolyard that nobody touches cuz his mom will call your mom you'll be in serious trouble. NK is just the poor kid that wants to look cool."
I would insert China as a charactature for the "rich kid" on the school yard; it owns $1.4 trillion of our money and is buying more, thanks, to Tiny Tim and the three other guys who operate of the treasury.
If North Korea wants a nuclear weapon so bad we should give them one, with a 1000ft airburst detonation. Problem solved
You know, if we're going through the trouble to give them one… we gave Japan two, and they had honor and moral codes they actually followed. I'm all for the master reset button, but there is too much that comes with dropping those. Air fuel bombs are about as destructive and yet 110% less red tape. And we have enough to make sure South Korea can be a nice, quiet island.
No – Jack Ryan had a clue. Wasn;t there someone at the briefing that wanted to just ignore the whole Soviet sub issue? if so, that's BO.
Glad I could share a laugh with you. After reading your post, it was the first thing I thought of.
It's about time we take out the trash throughout the world. The Koreans, the muslims, and the blacks need to know that we wont jsut stand by as they bomb our cities, kill our reporters, and steal our ships.
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