Joe FREAKING Biden! (Featuring Rain Man)
by Steven CrowderOn November 4th, 2008, when I realized that Joe Biden was going to be the next Vice President of the United States, I swear that I could hear “Taps” playing faintly in the distance. There’s no used crying over spilled milk however, which is why I say; Let’s laugh at this chump while we can. Oh Joe! What will he do next?
When life gives you lemons… Poke fun at the absurdly oblivious Vice President and his pipe-cleaneresque hair-plugs.
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Very funny once again, keep’em honest Steven!
You forgot the bet one Steve …….
In 1929 when the market collapsed, FDR went on Television to calm the American Public down….
Uh …. Hoover was president until 1932 and they did not have Television but OK I guess
Yeah, the TV one was classic. I always pull that one when people go on teh rabid Palin misinformation train.
I have heard the Missouri on, but I live here. We have a morning talk show host who absolutely loves that sound bite.
I am laughing so hard my dog is barking at me.
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
This is my personal favorite…
I understand there are soooo many that it is hard to use them all. He is the gift that keeps on giving.
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I'm laughing and crying at the same time.To think that this idiot is VP of the US defies belief.
May favorite is still that he plagerized a speech by British Labor Party leader Neil Kinnock, right down to Kinnock's family history. Talk about suffering from an unfailing sense of unreality.
" On November 4th, 2008,.. I swear that I could hear “Taps” playing faintly in the distance"
On the day after the election, November 5th, my best friend sent me this
….we can now start to make out, still far out on the horizon,
but finally detectable at the audible threshold,
the notes sounding from Gabriel's horn….
But, hey!, at least it's a Jazzy tune…
Wish I could take credit for that one.
Another great video, Steve.
Thanks, Steven! I'll still be laughing about this as I put my kids to bed . . . and probably in my sleep, too. PLEASE, keep it up! Videos like yours are helping me keep my sanity.
If Chauncy Gardener had Tourette's Syndrome and an ego, that would be Biden.
Yep, we sure dodged a bullet when that silly Governor from Alaska didn't get to be vice president.
Let's not forget this clueless chia headed dolt asking what the "number" was for the stimulus watchdog site.
And today's stupidity- taking credit for funding projects that were oh, I dunno, funded during Bush's term:
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/254/story/65314.html
If not for the stuttering jackass in the oval office, dopey joe would be considered the biggest moron in government.
To think this A-hole is a heart beat away from the presidency scares me.
Every night I pray for Obama's health, cause if Biden is our president… We are in big trouble.
well, bigger trouble.
Four years from now, absent a complete national nervous breakdown, we'll be singing "Jokin' Joe has left and gone away, hey, hey, hey—so here's to you Mrs. Robnison."
Good one, Crowder. But let's not forget that Cotton-eyed Joe just thanked THE SOCIALIST PRIME MINISTER OF SPAIN for his help in Iraq! Umm, I know that terrorist bombings, socialists winning elections, and Neville Chamberlain-like capitulation are ho-hum standard fare for the left-wing media – but how could Biden not have noticed this! Did he sleep through 9/11 also? WTF?!?!?
Along with "hit the road, Barrack, don'tcha come back no more, no more"
At least we'll finally get some good music again, huh?
Maybe we can come up with a greatest hits album.
I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'… nah. I got nothin'.
I'll just stick with the "so long loser" theme.
I'm sure if we work on it we can come up with enough for an album. I'm thinking now, too. How about "How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life?" Or "Good Bye Yellow Brick Road.?"
And for Michelle "American Woman." It even ends with a bye-bye refrain.
Personally, I'd like to see it all end in Jailhouse Rock.
He meant helping the Democratic Party, not the US.
If Joe Biden was my father, I'd be a cokehead too….
That's the closing song. Meanwhile, how about The Association with "And then away goes Barry?"
The Free Pass line forms to the Left everybody.
Another great vid Steven, i am laughing as my eyes water right now. Thanks you deserve some award or a show ….something
How about a theme for his economic policies, "Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi.
Or "Evil Woman"
followed by "The Tears of a Clown"
I'd prefer "Eve of Destruction" for said policies, or maybe "Highway to Hell". Oh but wait, the Czech premier already reserved the second one for barky's crap and raid energy policy.
Did "Creature from the Black Lagoon" have a theme song?
Just askin'….
http://obamaclock.org/ got me thinking of slightly modifying a Buddy Holly tune for "that'll be the the d-a-a-ay…we say goodbye"
Sorry, the new doubleplusgood title is "Creature from the Absenceofcolor Lagoon."
How about "It's a Mistake" from Men at Work. And a chorus of bankers can sing, "I Want To Break Free" from Queen.
"Oo, oo Mr. Kotter, Mr. Kotter I got one"
We get "The Left Banke" to reunite and sing
"Just walk away Barry
You won't see me follow you back home"
The Barack/Barney Song–"I loved you, you loved me, now we're leaving sneakily . . . . "
I am not bothered by Biden's verbal miscues just like I wasn't bothered by Bush's. When people have to talk into a microphone that much, they are inevitably going to say some messed up, stupid sounding things. It doesn't make them stupid, it just means that misspoke.
What I am bothered about is the vast difference in media coverage that Biden and Obama are receiving compared to Bush and even Palin.
I've had first hand knowledge what a mean, vindictive guy he is, He likes to trounce on the little people why sluffing it off as miscommunications. When he was announced at Veep, I gleefully rejoiced that noone could elect this clown – it was one more argument against Obama – whoops! What I continue to find incredible is when he announced that he and Barry would be critically tested in the first six months… "we may not like what they'll decide to do, but that we should trust them?" The buffoonary astounds. The countdown continues….
VERY FUNNY! Your next one should be (or could be, might be, just a suggestion here) a Joe Biden AFTER the Vice Presidency, when he and Obama have utterly wrecked the U.S economy, now working the counter at 7-11 in India. Name that spice, Joe, name it!
When you actually hear the full speeches by Biden and not the soundbites, you'll hear a lot of truly hateful rhetoric and appeals to people to be afraid of just about anything and everything not under his influence.
He's a fraud as a supposed Catholic, another issue I realize, but exceptionally offensive to me.
I pray for the survival as a republic of the U.S.A., that we survive Obama and Biden and can correct their damages, as that of other Democrats in Congress. I also pray for God to handle in His wisdom whatever evils work through Barack Obama upon our nation, to save us and this nation from them.
Yeah, I remember when Joe Biden said, "I visited 57 states and have one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to although I really wanted to …"
So according to the math, the 57 states ole Joe visited, plus the 1 left to go, plus the two he didn't get to visit means ole Joe is talking about 60 states. Oh wait, wait, uh, no, uh, never mind, that was some other idiot.
Yeah, and if you want a REAL freak-out, think about if something happened to them at the same time. The order of succession would leave us with Nancy Pelosi in charge. If that ever were to happen, I think I would just pack it up and head somewhere, ANYwhere else to live.
You mean non-anthropomorphic entity from the color-free wetland?
Awesome! +1 for you man!
Andrew didn’t you roll over to a 100?
LOL That was great. Even the MSM had to call him out on that one. hehehe
Not yet. It seems to take two days for me to add a point these days. So depending on what happens, today could be my last day on the planet. I wonder, will I dream?
Yeah, you’ll achieve oneness, ha.
While I agree with you about Biden being so very easy to make fun of I really bristle at the fact that you chose to use "rainman" as a really bad comparison. Especially considering that Idiot Savants like he was are actually pretty good with numbers.
I'm not sure why you'd call out Obama for making fun of the handicapped and then so blatantly do the same in this video.
Maybe I am just being overly sensitive because as a parent of an Autistic child I am just so tired of seeing them made fun of.
Ordinarily I really enjoy your videos. I love your impersonation of Tom Cruise.
Maybe I need to just lighten up and remember that Whites, Autistics, and Christians are the only groups left to openly ridicule in public forums with zero consequence.
Please don't leave us Andrew. If you have to leave will you at least try to come back and tell us how it is on the other side of 100?
You are right. If you have to talk that much you are going to stumble over words occasionally. However Bush just mispronounced words, Biden just makes stuff up…
Who said that? I didn't see that in the press anywhere. Are you just makin' stuff up now??
I'll do what I can. If things start to go dark, and then a big blue screen shows up before me, I'll turn and run away from the blue light…
Steven, LOVE it as usual! I always look forward to your videos.
I'd like to think the proper song will be "We won't be fooled again" by the Who
be careful what you wish for….I wished that Delaware would be rid of its senior Senator. And my wish was granted, but not in the way I had imagined… PS: You're welcome.
National nervous breakdown is right.
His comments will never be eaten by the moderation monster from this day forth.
A little reality folks, and history. When the Russian Bolsheviks took over Russia and turned it into the USSR, there wasn't any danger of the peasants shooting back. American Bolsheviks understood that couldn't be done in the USA thanks to the Second Amendment, so what it took the Russian Bolsheviks a few months to accomplish, the American Reds did it in sixty years incrementally. First they got the bureaucracy (FDR's VP Wallace was a communist sympathizer – had it not leaked out, he'd have been president when FDR died. As it was, the backroom boys made FDR dump him and take Truman. THAT saved us from having a communist president in 1945 in just 28 years following the Russian Revolution). Thwarted there, the AMerican Bolsheviks then got the media (60's); the Sixties radicals went to grad school and by the 70's, the Bolsheviks had education. With the help of the media, they were able to control the House and Senate for the better part of 40 years AND infiltrate the judiciary. Only the presidency eluded them. Now they have it all: bureaucracy, media (propaganda), education (brain washing), House, Senate, presidency and judiciary. Intellectually, it was/is fascinating to watch. Emotionally, it scares the Obama out of me.
Perhaps we would be better off with idiot Biden. I don't think he's as genuinely dangerous as Obama. Seems to me you could confuse Biden rather easily and then walk all over him.
It's pretty foretelling that the Russian Pres calls Obama his "comrade".
The real tragedy would be if something happened to Obama, then to Biden. Who would we be left with? QUEEN NASTY NANCY!
We're screwed no matter what happens.
That is my all-time favorite Biden gaffe… that one and the one about coal he spewed sometime right after the FDR gaffe. I don't remember the specifics.
Best Tom Cruise impression since Ben Stiller
I think we can count "removing Joe Biden from the Senate and putting him in a role that has nearly no power" as President Obama's biggest accomplishment to date. If he could have managed to do nothing else, positive or negative, for the rest of his presidency, we could have called it a successful administration.
Great video.
Here's my favorite Bidenism; Speaking about Obama before the election: ""I think he can be ready, but right now I don't believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training."
Actually fairly lucid and prophetic, no?
And have you noticed I'm picking up two per day? My nefarious plot is working! Bwa ha ha ha ha.
actually, while commercial usage of tv's didn't really get going til after ww2, the first electronic tv's were in labs in the early 1920's
Wow, that was lame.
creature from the high-yellow lagoon .. to go along with the high-yellow brick road song ..
Your comment was lame? Don't be so harsh on yourself. At least you spelled your words correctly.
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I had the same reaction, Claudia. I am not a fan of being pc, and being able to poke fun of yourself is key, but I think a lot of people don't remember that Rain Man is autistic, they just remember he is sort of funny. So I try to see the joke for what it is, and not take it personally. I think it is fair to say though, that comparing Joe Biden to Autistic Savants is an insult to autistics everywhere. My Autistic daughter is utterly brilliant, and could run rings around Joe Biden- she listens to Rush and loves every minute of it. So keep the funny videos coming, sir, but please remember that autistics are people, too.
Obama was the real idiot who said it. Just google: 'Obama: 57' and you come up with all sorts of quotes on that slip up. Or go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws and watch the video.
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From what I read while the first patent for television was given to a mormon named Philo in 1927 it was not built, developed and tested until 1939. And not put into commercial production until sometime after that.
Prior to that there existed a form of television based on rotating disks that were various shades of green and so blurry one could not make out a face. But whatever ….. Good Historical Point however Biden is still pretty dumb for making that comment.
Truly Biden is funny. In fact, he is so moronic you wonder if he isn't doing it intentionally in order to try to sabotage Obama … Did you ever hear the one where he was on a rant against the Democrats? "When did we become the party of anti – God? blah blah blah (you know how he is) We are supposed to be the good guys! Blah blah blah … " It was very interesting. That said, I'd really like to see you take complete aim at Obama himself. People think he is so great and flawless, but he does the funniest things of anybody! People say he is such a great speaker … He talks like William Shatner, he counts the number of states wrong, his teleprompter malfunctions, and he is helpless! The list goes on … He is an embarassment. In fact, Obama is probably the only person in the world who could make Biden look like a genius.
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