Lonewolf Diaries: Who’d Win in a Fight (Celebrity Match-ups)?
by Steven CrowderMany of you may not know this, but before my Hollywood escapades I was once the world’s most sought after fight analyst. By “sought after,” I mean that I was swiftly escorted off of The Fertitta Brothers property with a resume in hand and tears on my face. In light of this, I’ve decided to compile a list of a few dream matchups between political pundits, writers and celebrity know-it-alls, as well as an in depth analysis of each bout. From Michael Moore to Robert Downey Jr., all of your favorites are here. I would encourage you to post your own fantasy match-ups, as well. It will be a veritable Elitist Royal Rumble. A good time shall be had by all (Sean Penn not withstanding)!
Ann Coulter vs. Katie Couric - At first glance it may look like “Hearns vs Hagler 2.0.” Ann Coulter (Tommy Hearns) has the obvious reach advantage, while Couric’s got those power-projecting hips that can knock you off of your feet. I see Couric implementing a lot of footwork however (as displayed by her constant dancing around tough questions), while trying to avoid any real damage. Expect the confidence factor to come into play as Coulter flicks a long but snappy jab, jousting Couric all the way into the final stanza.
Coulter by Decision
Ben Affleck vs. Robert Downey Jr. – Obviously, Ben Affleck has one of the largest craniums in the Northern Hemisphere, so falling victim to a flash knockout is unlikely. Just as surely, we know that Ben Affleck is as dumb as a bag of hammers. Expect Downey’s intelligence to result in picture-perfect game-planning, leading to a dominating victory over a tired and confused Affleck in the later rounds.
Downey by TKO in the 3rd. — * note to Downey: All fights are drug-test mandatory
Sean Penn vs. Anyone over 5’9 – Sean loses by any which way his opponent desires.
Johnny Depp vs. Richard Gere – This could possibly be the most sissified fight known to man resulting in a “no mas” from both of the cowardly, U.S.A-hating twirps. Expect no punches to be thrown, no testosterone to be put on display and no respect to be earned.
No Contest… Unless someone gets hit by the ref with a chair.
Andrew Breitbart vs. Michael Moore – The clash of the heavyweights, Andrew is a natural heavyweight, While Michael Moore… Not so much. His weight classing is a result of pure bodily neglect. Breitbart goes into this one with the height/reach advantage with Moore benefiting from a lower center of gravity. Expect Moore to make early takedown attempts, only to have them stuffed by a longer, more nimble Breitbart. As a gelatinous Moore tires after only 12 seconds into the first round, Breitbart would capitalize with a fight-ending blow.
Breitbart by KO in the 1st.
Feel free to post your dream match-ups and analysis as we go. Come on, you know that you’ve thought about it. I can’t be the only one…







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very interesting matchups- although in Sean Penn's case anyone over, say 5'4" is more like it- perhaps Shemp Howard (rest his soul) and Penn… Downey spent time in the Big House and would undoubtedly beat up on the sissified Affleck, Depp v Gere? first of all who cares and second have the winner take on the loser of the Couric-Coulter contest- and they would be soundly whupped- Mr Breitbart is considerbaly more fit than Moore and he would 'Team America' him real good…
OK, Team. Here's an idea. Pick a country and western singer and pit him against a rap star. I'll sit back and count the dead bodies outside the ring.
I want serious blood in my death match Steve, I want to see Hillary Clinton v. Bill Clinton. No holds barred either. I want to hear the blood curdling screams as Hillary strikes like a scorpion and rips Bill's uh… privates from their former location and chokes him to death with them. Now that would be good television!
that would be tasty… we hear that Michelle wears the pants in Barry's family as well and has the temper to match. We will keep our ears out to our Secret Service pals for any good tidbits…
Gable vs. Damon. I know Gable's dead, but in this matchup, I don't think it's a handicap.
His petrified fibula over Damon's empty noggin… Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…
I'd like to see Christopher Hitchens take a run at Bill Maher. You know Hitchens would love to b*tch slap Maher– and I know we'd all enjoy that as well.
Michelle Obama vs. Mike Tyson – Not even close. Tyson's mistake will be to immediately go for Michelle’s ears, but with her buff arms and enormous under bite, Klingon Warrior Michelle will quickly dispatch Tyson by separating his head from his body and ripping his still beating heart from his chest and eating it!
Michelle Obama in 10 seconds!
After the fight, the left wing media will do yet another puff piece comparing her to Jackie Kennedy, shredded heart dangling from her teeth and all!
Ha ha, that was such a funny article! Except that it wasn't. A serious waste of time. Just really poor quality, like some state college student writing for his fraternity newsletter.
I'd like to see Sarah Palin against the entire panel of The View, exceptin' Elizabeth Hasselbeck, of course, who will be holding a special grudge match against Rosie O'Donnell.
First, I have Sarah disqualified in the third. She's tough as nails, has a wicked jab, and keeps he opponents way on the outside. Barbara Walters goes down in the middle of the first, and Sarah keeps Whoopi off balance while she picks at Joy Behar. Eventually, Whoopi tires by the end of the second, and is easy pickin's. And in the third it's just Sarah and Behar. Sarah beats Behar's face to a jelly, and is disqualified for ignoring the bell as the ref calls the fight.
It takes the ref, Todd, and her whole corner team to pull her off the twitching mass that was once Joy Behar.
Hasselbeck goes the distance with O'Donnell. O'Donnell's low blows and ear-biting weaken Hasselbeck's attack, and was ignored by the Left-wing media. But, giving up on the useless body shots, Hasselbeck pulls it out with a full on facial assault that drops O'Donnell like the sack she is.
Man… what a fight. SA-RAH! SA-RAH!
I'd like to see Sarah Palin against the entire panel of The View, exceptin' Elizabeth Hasselbeck, of course, who will be holding a special grudge match against Rosie O'Donnell.
First, I have Sarah disqualified in the third. She's tough as nails, has a wicked jab, and keeps he opponents way on the outside. Barbara Walters goes down in the middle of the first, and Sarah keeps Whoopi off balance while she picks at Joy Behar. Eventually, Whoopi tires by the end of the second, and is easy pickin's. And in the third it's just Sarah and Behar. Sarah beats Behar's face to a jelly, and is disqualified for ignoring the bell as the ref calls the fight.
It takes the ref, Todd, and her whole corner team to pull her off the twitching mass that was once Joy Behar.
Hasselbeck goes the distance with O'Donnell. O'Donnell's low blows and ear-biting weaken Hasselbeck's attack, and was ignored by the Left-wing media. But, giving up on the useless body shots, Hasselbeck pulls it out with a full on facial assault that drops O'Donnell like the sack she is.
Man… what a fight. SA-RAH! SA-RAH!
Hillary fought Monica in Celebrity Deathmatch.
I'm a little confused. Which one is it against the rapper? To quote (?) from the Blues Brothers movie–"We have both kinds of music, Country AND Western." Ha ha. Why not a tag team effort? For starters, I'll take Trace Adkins, Toby Keith, Big and Rich for starters. I'm not into the Western thang (sic), so I can't name any. How about a few of the women? Terri Clark looks like she could hold her own.
Johnny Depp vs. Richard Gere – This could possibly be the most sissified fight known to man…
Why did you have to put that image in my head. Eww.
Jon Stewart vs. Clint Eastwood
Rush Limbaugh vs. Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Bill Maher vs. my cat Aerwyn
Paul Ehrlich vs. Thomas Malthus vs. Jonathan Porritt–Reality laughing in the audience
Jesse Jackson vs. Thomas Hobbes
Timothy Geithner vs. Adam Smith
And Barack Obama vs disgruntled teleprompter
Mickey Rourke(a real life ex-boxer) vs Alec Baldwin(Film Actors Guild)
It would end with two grown men covered in slap stains, and crying their eyes out.
No other possible ending.
Michelle Malkin vs Oprah Winfrey
One more thing, after they finally drag the snarling Sarah Palin from the ring, a moose climbs in and pees on what's left of Joy Behar.
Breitbart vs Moore reminds me of Little Mac vs King Hippo, you can only punch him when he opens his big fat mouth, but he gives you plenty of opportunity to do just that:
http://www.heavyness.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIbzmYTIGc&fe...
Hillary v Monica would be a real bute. The claws will really be out in that one.
Something tells me Monica wouldn't stand a chance…
One more: Bawny Fwank vs. the late Buddy Hackett.
The front row audience should bring a tarp, though. That's gonna be messier than a Gallagher show.
I love the whole scenario. Brilliant.
Johnny Depp? Hmmmm, Richard Gere? Hmmm. Which character would they be playing while they are fighting. I mean it does matter.
For instance, Richard Gere's Fighter pilot in training could beat Johnny Depp's Scissor hands, but Richard Gere's American Gigalo couldn't beat Captain Jack Sparrow.
See, it does matter.
LOL…I'd pay good money to see all those matches…….
How about Hugo Chavez against Jack Bauer…..:)
Lighten up there, Shah.
Obama and his Dems are destroying what our Founders built, so why not have a moment of fun before it all comes crashing down?
How about this one: I have America beating our current president in about four years. KO.
Tiny Tim vs. Truman Copote. Discuss…
Ah, the endless wonderful possibilities. Let's start by setting Star Parker on that gym-tough and street-stupid First Lady. I'd say Parker in 4 rounds. For a grudge match, Rush versus Carville. Witticisms will fly and snarky insults blister the air, but after ten rounds of truly world class verbal jousting, Rush's eloquence will score a decision against the boy catfighter.
In the afterlife: John Wayne vs. Carol O'Connor
In the actor category: Gary Sinise vs. Tim Robbins
In the action category: Chuck Norris vs. Arnie Schwartzenegger (RINO)
In the academic category: Niall Ferguson vs. entire UC Berkley faculty
And
In the comedians category: Dennis Miller vs. Keith Olbermann
No contest
These are purely fantasy match ups
Reagan vs Gorbachev?
Kennedy VS Castro?
Churchill VS Hitler?
FDR VS Democracy?
Keynes VS Milton Friedman?
Rockefeller VS Carnegie?
Lincoln VS Robert E Lee? (This is a tough one since I hold both men in such high esteem)
Patton VS Rommell?
I could come up with more, but I dare not reveal how nerdy I truly am.
Ann Coulter vs. Katie Couric > katie couric would stab Ann in the back
Battle of the incoherent babblers:
Larry King vs. Joe Biden
Battle of the power suits:
Sarah Palin vs. Hillary Clinton
Battle of the British Snarky catchphrases:
Simon Cowell vs.Gordon Ramsey
Oh, Great…just as you have me laughing it up in your first scenario, you have to add the last comment and leave me crying and howling! The moose was the perfect touch! YES!
Skinny Oprah or not-so-skinny Oprah? Wait, there's never been a skinny Oprah….
Hey! Steven! You are so overestimating Sean Penn…I'm 5'0" and I could so take him
While we're at it, how about…
Gordon Brown vs. Daniel Hannan
I would be happy to take on any of the folks mentioned, physically or mentally. "No brag just fact!"
Who said the last line above?
Oh we have GOT to have a Sarah Palin/Tina Fey match up.
Commentator: "Palin has Fey in a head lock on the shore of Wales, Alaska, smacking her mercilessly in face breaking those ugly glasses."
"Let's listen".
Palin: "You wanna see Russia, huh? DO YA? Take a good look at the horizon you stupid cow. 'Cause it's the last thing you'll see until the swelling goes down from the double shiners I'm going to give you."
OOOOh yeah.
Ann Coulter vs. Katie Couric – Couric wins. One shot to Coulter's nose and whew, that deviated septum is done for.
Andrew Breitbart vs. Michael Moore. Moore wins by knockout by dropping sack of residual income from his lowest grossing movie, Canadian Bacon onto Breitbart's residence at the Luther Place Night Shelter. Breitbart will declare victory, much in the same fashion as his triumphant victory on Late Night with Bill Maher.
Sinise v. Robbins? Seriesly? Robbins may be taller, but Sinise is freaking scrappy. Gary would probably draw on his inner Jimmy Shaker and make Robbins piss himself. Hell, Sinise as Lt. Dan in a WHEELCHAIR could make little Timmy cry for mommy.
*MissQuinn*
R. Lee Ermey vs. Vincent D'Onofrio
With a 4-inch height difference, being over 15 years younger, and outweighing his opponent by 78 pounds, the safe money appears to be on D'Onofrio. However, the humiliating mental smackdown that Lee performed on D'Onofrio's onscreen "Pvt. Pyle" persona in "Full Metal Jacket" will be nothing compared to the kind physical punishment that the man known to millions of Marines as "The Gunny" would give in real life to the paunchy pampered manchild.
Ermey wins when D'Onofrio starts blubbering after less than 60 seconds of f-bomb laden insults while pimpslapping D'Onofrio about the face and neck.
Maybe I'm missing something, but didn't real-life history already decide a lot of these match-ups?
Not sure of the analysis on this one but:
Errol Flynn v Orlando Bloom – sword fight – the outcome would almost certainly be Flynn
SOME MAIN CARD FIGHTS
Barack Obama v. Beeker from the Muppets
Geitner v. Elvis Costello(you can't tell who won because they are the same person)
Keith Olbemann v a Diet
LukeRusset v Mika Brezezinski for the "I have acheived nothing on my own merit " Title
Chris Matthews v David Shuster for the title of the Lowest Rated News Show on the lowest rated network Title
Nancy Grace v the Nancy Grace look alike who replaced Glenn Beck on CNN Headline news for supremacy in the bitchy Southern Lawyer Title
Bill O'Reilly v. a day without using the phrase, "well let me tell you". Honestly am I the only one?
Will Arnett v Michael Bateman for the "We are only funny in Arrested Development, no where else" Title
Mel Gibson v. The Estabslished Hollywood Elite. wait this one is over and Gibson won by a billion dollars
Michael C. Hall(Dexter) v anyone on a HBO series for the "Best Pay Cable Show Actor" Title
Jake Gyllenhall v. Box Office Success
Danny Devito v. the Button for the Top Floor on the Elevator
Ryan Reynolds v Dane Cook because they are the same person and there can be only one.
Ward Churchill verus Pocahantas, or any real Native American out there.
How about Carter versus either Johnny Depp or Richard Gere?
I think Castro already won against Kennedy, in the Bay of Pigs and Operation Mongoose. The question is, Kennedy versus Capone?
Oh come on, Rush is a true conservative heavy weight. Match him up with someone who doesn't look about to keel over or snap like a twig (that woman is scary, like every nightmarish librarian in existence). Love the other match-ups, though. My money's on teleprompter in the first. It'll just refuse to display anything, leaving Obama confused and floundering, not knowing what to do until he eventually takes himself out. Teleprompter wins without dirtying its tripod.
Of course, the MSM will completely ignore the actual fight, declaring that the ref was racist, the teleprompter's divorce records be (illegally) unsealed, and that Obama really won by a landslide.
do they delete posts here, what is the policy.
Don't know about that- she is, after all, a master of the low blow (sorry, couldn't help myself!).
Dr. Laura vs. Britney Spears
Rush Limbaugh vs. Rahm Emmanuel
Osama bin Laden vs. Snoop Doggy Dogg
Hank III vs. Tim McChaw — Outlaw country vs. phony pop country. Libertarian toker vs. Bush-bashing joker. Stoned out of his mind, III doesn't feel a thing while Friday Night Lights' bully father lands a few choice hits on the scrawnier country music legacy. The Hellbilly Joker takes off his 10-gallon hat in the 4th round and goes Assjack on McChaw, leaving the goateed twanger withered and twitching in his stick-figure wife's arms. Not everybody likes him, but III drives some folks wild.
Hank III vs. Tim McChaw — Outlaw country vs. phony pop country. Libertarian toker vs. Bush-bashing joker. Stoned out of his mind, III doesn't feel a thing while Friday Night Lights' bully father lands a few choice hits on the scrawnier country music legacy. The Hellbilly Joker takes off his 10-gallon hat in the 4th round and goes Assjack on McChaw, leaving the goateed twanger withered and twitching in his stick-figure wife's arms. Not everybody likes him, but III drives some folks wild.
Make it Ermey's little green army man "Sarge" in Toy Story for a little more interesting fight.
"OK, is dat da Bulls vs. mini-Ditka or life-size Ditka?"
A little while back I was inspired to chronicle the great "The Donald vs. Rosie" spat as follows:
Listen up kiddies and I'll tell you a chronicle
about "The Donald" Trump and Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie bruised Donald's ego- she "dissed" him Big Time
Don exploded in anger, then called her a "swine"
Cause words never fail him when he's on the attack
"You're a snake-oil salesman!", did Rosie shoot back
"Oh yeah?", replied Donald, "you're both ugly and fat !"
and then Rosie did taunt him: "your hair's not all that!"
To which Donald replied, in a furious rage:
"You're a loser- a failure, and belong in a cage !"
"And you were once bankrupt- till dad bailed you out!"
"That's only a rumor- a lie !" Don did shout
"Now I'll sue you to pieces, I'll see you in court !"
"I'm not scared of you Donald!", did brave Rosie retort
"You're a poor moral compass- you're a Dirty Old Man,
and your show "The Apprentice" all the networks should ban!"
"You'll hear from my lawyer!", The Donald then shouted-
and all the while Tara just giggled and pouted
Yes, what of Ms. Conner- who started this fray,
by boozing and groping Miss Teen USA?
Till Donald relented, and gave "second chance"-
while claiming that ROSIE wants to get in her pants!
So pity poor Tara- so pretty and sad-
For Christmas they're shipping her off to RE-hab!
Nah, Coulter would "stretch her out" with one of her trademark admirably vicious and perfectly aimed RIGHT hooks…; – )
And I'm afraid their tears would mainly be the result of their guilt and shame at having been involved in actual physical violence. "What have I done?? What have we become??" as they cry in each other's arms.
Interesting. Substituting Little Green Sarge for the real Gunny nets out to adding another four, maybe ten seconds to my original fight assessment… but obviously the outcome is still the same.
I would love to see Reagan vs Obama in a battle royale. Hope vs. Fear. Eloquence vs Teleprompter.
How about Steve McQueen vs. Woody Allen?
Does this fight even start? Envisioning Woody talking himself out of it before passing out in his corner.
I'm only 5'2, and I am POSITIVE I could knock Penn a$$over teakettle, first round. One hard driving punch, upward, pushing his huge nose into the empty cavitiy where brains normally are located.
I thought these were supposed to be fist fights. Who wouldn't want to see Churchill and Hitler brawl in the octagon?
That was great, Daddy-O, but to be honest, I have a dream where all the "women" of the View, and a few of the MSM chicks, Couric, Mitchell, Brezenzenski, Brown, etc., are all dressed in furry brown wolf suits, and dropped out on the Alaskan Tundra. Sarah Palin comes flying up in her helo, and starts picked them off as they run wily-nily in the snow. Oh, forgot to add the lovely Assley Judd. Wonder if Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow and Olby have ever experieced the beauty of an Alaskan winter???? Ph well, a girl can dream, can't she?
OMG! That made me laugh out loud.
Rush Limbaugh v. Michael Moore
Rush Limbaugh v. Ed Shultz
Rush Limbaugh v. Olby and Matthews
Great job, Saul! Very cute.
Jon Stewart vs. Any normal-sized human who's not enraptured by his wit and flair for the wisecrack-enhancing smirk. Make all the funny faces you want, pinko… in Dreamland!
All McQueen would have to do is narrow his eyes and crack his knuckles and Allen piddles on himself BEFORE passing out.
How about Jon Stewart vs. Bill Maher? The Smirk vs The Smarm. I don't think there would be any slaps or punches thrown.
Glad to hear that I'm not the only one on here with such a warped sense of humor…; – )
Thanks!
I had a much better one for an earlier thread about the North Korea, but it was "disappeared" three times in moderation and I gave up trying…: – (
It'd go about twenty-seven rounds and they'd just talk each other to death.
So the winner would be the audience.
Hard to decide who'd be packing more heat in that battle
For an encore performance, she should pick off Ashley Judd with a sniper rifle while in a helicopter, so that for the first time in her life, Judd will actually have a clue what the heck she's talking about.
If you're putting Rush up against anyone, it better be Moore. A genuine clash of the titans, though certainly not on an intellectual level. Rush would beat the s*** out of Moore.
If we're going to give Churchill any justice, let him warm up by pounding on Chamberlain first.
Katie would be too busy making a very "original" joke about Ann having an Adam's apple. Then Ann would destroy her. With her mind.
Hahahahaha…Simon versus Gordon. "That was extremely over the top and not as good as you thought it was." "Oh yeah? Well these are the worst eggs I've ever tasted, what the (insert expletive) is wrong with you!"
Hey, let's be sensible here. Stewart versus Colbert.
Excellent point. The course of history would be much different if Chamberlain hadn't rolled over like he did.
or Kennedy versus J Edgar Hoover…
I don't really see that happening.
1. I think they are friends.
2. Hitchens would rather cut a man to shreds with his words while drinking a glass of Scotch then engage in fisticuffs.
Here's a good example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYx_EfG1yF8
Bill O'Reilly vs. Keith Olbermann: the loser has to move to France. Both are about the same height. K.O. is 9 years younger but he's a liberal–how tough can he be? Could either of them stop talking long enough to throw a punch?
Bill O'Reilly vs. Keith Olbermann: the loser has to move to France. Both are about the same height. K.O. is 9 years younger but he's a liberal–how tough can he be? Could either of them stop talking long enough to throw a punch?
And Katie would do it in that weaselly way she always does:
"Ann, some people say that you have an Adam's apple…"
Winston Churchill versus any modern day British politician.
Except for Daniel Hannan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lW6Y4tBXs
But not who had the tighter grouping. While the rapper was holding his gun sideways trying to figure out hot to aim, just about any country singer would put two through the heart and one between the eyes. I vote for Charlie Daniels verses ANY rapper. It'd be over in a matter of seconds with Uneasy Rider walking away without breaking a sweat.
But not who had the tighter grouping. While the rapper was holding his gun sideways trying to figure out hot to aim, just about any country singer would put two through the heart and one between the eyes. I vote for Charlie Daniels verses ANY rapper. It'd be over in a matter of seconds with Uneasy Rider walking away without breaking a sweat.
David Frum and Whatsherbucket McCain vs. The Rancor from The Return of the Jedi,
Yes, I realize this is not in keeping with the spirit of your post, but I really just don't like them…and this is still a free country
…at least it was
…as of this posting
…at 7:45 AM Tuesday April 1, 2009
…perhaps I should go check Drudge.
Couldn't you just have Ashley Judd versus a pack of wolves?
oh crap i just shot OJ out of my nose!!
Moose pee!!
ow, it burns
Aquaman could take Katie Couric,
And Ann Coulter has more balls than Ben Affleck, Sean Penn, and Michael Moore combined.
I'd like to see Joey Ramone vs. Joe Strummer
Ann Coulter vs Katie Couric has already happened. Ann won.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DCEw82Os5E
My money would be on BOR. He may be a bloviator, but I really think deep down he is a pretty decent guy. Olby? No way. I have heard rumors for years that he was not as much a lefty as he plays on tv, and I have heard several people that knew him years ago say he was nothing like that before. I think he is a lefty, but I think the far lefty thing just might be a facade. He seems like more of a vaucous, no talent, vain, money ho to me. Ideology is second to his dough, and his big fat face on tv. Either way, he's a useless jerk.
You mean Paris McCain? I would like to see Laura Ingraham or Ann Coulter smack her chubby cheeks. As for Frum, if he wasn't so old and married, he would have made her a perfect man. Or maybe that nutty Crunchy Con (emphasis on nutty), dude, Rod Dreher. How old is he, does anyone know? I say she ends up finding a die hard lib for a man and disappears for a while. She will love kissing up to some more libs, her daddy has been a great example.
Yeah, and she didn't have notes prepared or proof in hand to back her words up. Imagine the affable Eva Braun of Nightly News and Ann going toe to toe with no prep? Coulter would slay her. Remember fellow lib Camille Paglia said Couric was the dumbest interviewer she had ever met. That is pretty bad………
I like Paglia.. She's one of the very few liberal (Normally I call so-called liberals , Leftits… but in this II wouldn't say Leftist.. she's more old school) who is capable of a little honest retrospection of their own side and see its faults.
I notice she is going through mental anguish over her support for Obama. Her Salon articles are normally like 4 or 5 pages long and her writing is energetic.
The last column I saw was her first post-inaugriation column, where she admited that so-far it's basicaly a disaster and yet she couldn't bring herself to blame Obama and instead blamed everyone else around him.It was only two pages and it ws very lifeless. This is a woman fight hard to stay in denial but her integrity won't let her.
Her 2nd Column will determine if she will retain her intgrity or scummb to being a typical Leftist drone.
A good fight would be Paglia vs Naomi Wolf.
Sorry for bad typing, i'm rushing to get this typed out and head to work
Will Sonnett (Walter Brennen).
What did I win…?
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