The Obama Song! (Official Version)
by Steven CrowderI’m the first to admit it; Music is not my “forte.” However, due to the staggering number of misinformed Americans, I decided to employ some Child Education/Propaganda tactics in the latest video. Plus, everyone likes Billy Joel! Well except for his daughter…She could have had Brinkley’s looks but wound up with her dads mug. Poor girl.
Here’s to hoping that this sing-along can get through the Obamabots calcium deposited skulls!
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I'm laughing, crying and head bobbing. Brilliant.
Wonderful video! Belly laugh funny!
I'd love to see a tag team video with you and Zo.
You guys are great.
Crowder!!! Going to hell in the handbasket…might as well boogie down!!
But America was a really cool ride, wasn't it?
mah belly is filled with chili-cheese fries and teh laughing is. too. much. now that's torture…
Thank God Andrew started this site and you came along for the ride. Laughter is the best medicine and god knows we need a super duper giant industrial size bottle of the stuff.
Great job, Steve. Every week you do something amazing. Thanks!
Nice work Steve! Billy Joel must be rolling over in his Mercedes.
Abortion Barn. I felt guilty for laughing so hard. Nice work!
Aaackk! Pure and maddeningly genius! My tummy hurts…laughing too hard. Too much funny truth here.
I need my weekly dose of this. I look forward to your stuff every week. Keep it up!
Steven's actually made a terrible Billy Joel song enjoyable!
I'm new to this site and I just love your videos Steven. I email them to everyone I know! …especially the one's who voted for The Empty Suit.
Dude, you are so not right on so many levels that I'm just glad you're on our side. LOL!
You and Zo make my day, what more is there to say!
I'm trying to save the skin on my fingertips, so I will "cut and paste" my comment to Steven that I posted to him over a the "Tube".
SSSTTEEVVEENN!
Far out and outa' sight mon frier!
You had me and my little boys LOL and dancing all over the kitchen while watching your newest vid my man.
And, who said that conservatives don't have a since of humor?
Oh, and don't pay any attention to those "sheeple" that give you a bad time and call you names…they're just jealous because they have absolutely no rhythm at all.
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY!
Not Over.
How soon before Billy files an injunction? Not quick enough to keep me from laughing my ass off!
Laugh-out-loud funny! Now put your sheets back on your bed before your mom finds out!
Ok you are genius, but you are going to get yourself killed. Those who believe in tolerance and patriotic dissent will not let you get away with this.
You will be like the new Rushdie, except you are entertaining. Have you ever read that book that got him fatwah'ed, man no wonder they put a price on his head, it sucked.
I wait for your posts each week. I hope you find lots of success, because you are one seriously funny conservative dude.
Funniest guy around. Thursdays are chock full of waiting – waiting for Croweder, waiting for the methodone, waiting for my government cheese, waiting for a smoker's lounge at the school district office, waiting for hope and finding change – in my ashtray; it's always the last place you look.
Steven Crowder, you're the making of funny. I like you in a manly way, totally hetero bro hug from soCal. If you ever roll to the soCal, I will give cover fire just to watch you serpentine, load the chopper and exfil.
murph
The theme song for the coming revolution.
The next best, and maybe last, opportunity to get the out of control spending in Washington stopped is the mid-term elections in 2010. There are grass roots movements springing up right now to get prepared. I got a real kick out of the “barackcountdownclock” group I found on the internet yesterday. It says it all!____
OH my gosh…..Crowder, you are so stinking funny it almost makes being part of the minority worth it……..lol
Absolutely BRILLIANT!
DUDE!!! You just keep outdoing yourself. Seriously, that was top shelf. Crowder needs his own late night gig!!
TOO FUNNY!
A lot of fun as always! I wonder if the message will penetrate? Doubt it huh…
Great stuff, and too many comments I agree with. I ain't goin' down without a fight, so the libtardocrats best beware!
555-5445 !!!! Darn, that was too funny! but sad. Thanks Mr. Crowder.
You need to do this daily (no pressure). Seriously, daily.
BTW, say it with me… I WANT OBAMA TO FAIL!!!!
Thank you Steven for saying what needs to be said in a disarmingly hilarious manner!!! I post your latest videos on my FB page each week. Thanks for doing it for team mate!!
I second the motion!!!
wonder if it's a drive thru and you can get a cold one to go?
Great stuff…I wasn't much into your atheism post but I think this is amazing. Keep it up. Everybody look it up on YouTube and send it to friends so the numbers go up.
I always HATED that song … until now!
or drinking more rubbing alcohol
This guy needs his own late night conservative talk show. Fox, are you listening?!
Steven, that was brilliant man. Effing brilliant. You really lift the spirits.
Wonderful Steven. I can't wait for your next one. I don't know how you can top this though.
Me too. That was most excellent indeed.
Like Person said in "Generation Kill" about Trombley: Yeah he's a psycho, but at least he's -our- psycho.
That would actually make me consider watching late night TV too.
You're telling me Billy Joel is still alive? Who knew!
Yeah – after seeing this version of we couldn't stop the fire, Billy's going to set himself on fire – great job.
*groan*
You have done some great stuff but this is BRILLIANT!
Easy there. Let's start small. Maybe get him onto Red Eye as a guest. Then we go from there.
BTW Steven, when you coming to the Irvine Improv? Your website links to your MySpace page, but there are no shows listed.
Easy there. Let's start small. Maybe get him onto Red Eye as a guest. Then we go from there.
BTW Steven, when you coming to the Irvine Improv? Your website links to your MySpace page, but there are no shows listed.
Steve, that was GREAT!
Now, folks, please DO SOMETHING!
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Steve, that was GREAT!
Now, folks, please DO SOMETHING!
If you really want to change the country, start by becoming a Republican Party Precinct Committeeman! The most powerful office in the world because Precinct Committeemen determine who gets the chance to be elected to office at every level of government.
1. To change things, we must change the laws.
2. To change the laws, we must change the people who make them.
3. To get elected, your candidate must be on the ballot.
4. To get on the November ballot you must win the Primary.
5. To win the Primary, you must get the support of people who make endorsements in the Primary, who reliably vote in the Primary, and who get out the vote of others in the Primary. Those people are the Precinct Committeemen.
Most importantly, Precinct Committeemen get to vote in the Party elections that determine the leadership of the Party. The more conservatives who become Precinct Committeemen, the more conservative the Party, and its candidates, will become. The Party again might appear to the voters to offer a clear choice from the Democrat Party, rather than an echo of it.
Go here to learn more:
The Most Powerful Office in the World is NOT the President of the United States. ( http://www.eagleforum.org/misc/brochures/precinct... )
By becoming a Precinct Committeeman, you get to ACTUALLY VOTE for the Party leadership. YOU GET TO CAST A VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL REPUBLICAN LEADERS UP TO THE COUNTY LEVEL, AND THEN GET TO ELECT ELECTORS WHO ELECT THE STATE AND NATIONAL PARTY LEADERS. If those who accept, understand and advocate conservative principles become a majority IN THE PARTY RANKS, guess what? The Party leadership voted in will be those who accept, understand and advocate conservative principles. This just happened here in Arizona.
I like the Red Eye idea too.
Dancing eyebrows are funny.
Now I want to see Steve do something with "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints–the sinners are much more fun." Now that I'm in my dotage, I see the wisdom of Joel. Only the good die young.
Now I want to see Steve do something with "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints–the sinners are much more fun." Now that I'm in my dotage, I see the wisdom of Joel. Only the good die young.
Andrew and I will defend him! Andrew? ANDREW! I didn't say pro bono!
Andrew and I will defend him! Andrew? ANDREW! I didn't say pro bono!
Andrew and I will defend him! Andrew? ANDREW! I didn't say pro bono!
Thanks for the laugh. 3 stooges(Barry, Joe and Timmy) are serious clowns
You're not Pro Bono? That's shocking, I mean I didn't think there was anyone on the planet that didn't like "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" no matter what his politics can be like…
You're not Pro Bono? That's shocking, I mean I didn't think there was anyone on the planet that didn't like "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" no matter what his politics can be like…
During the election one of the ideas I had for a campaign commercial revolved around using "Goodnight Saigon" and a comparison of the consequences of the US withdrawal from Vietnam and the potential consequences of a reckless withdrawal from Iraq. But it never went anywhere besides my brain and family because I couldn't imagine not being sued to death on one hand, or McCain saying it wasn't "high road" enough on the other. Also since I knew no one in the campaign and was sort of busy elsewhere it was rather moot anyhow.
During the election one of the ideas I had for a campaign commercial revolved around using "Goodnight Saigon" and a comparison of the consequences of the US withdrawal from Vietnam and the potential consequences of a reckless withdrawal from Iraq. But it never went anywhere besides my brain and family because I couldn't imagine not being sued to death on one hand, or McCain saying it wasn't "high road" enough on the other. Also since I knew no one in the campaign and was sort of busy elsewhere it was rather moot anyhow.
Obama would just have come back with "Vienna [Waits for You]" to demonstrate that we're at a crossroads, and we don't care enough for our old folks. Why am I obsessed with old age tonight?
Obama would just have come back with "Vienna [Waits for You]" to demonstrate that we're at a crossroads, and we don't care enough for our old folks. Why am I obsessed with old age tonight?
I'm not. Andrew is. There's no accounting for taste, something in which Andrew is sadly lacking. Andrew? ANDREW! Wake up!
I'm not. Andrew is. There's no accounting for taste, something in which Andrew is sadly lacking. Andrew? ANDREW! Wake up!
Awesome! Hope I don't spontaneously break out hand dancing today in any really inappropriate places when the voices in my head start replaying this video.
And I too WANT OBAMA TO FAIL – miserably. Anyone who doesn't get why people feel this way have their heads in the sand (for lack of a better word that won't get my comment booted) and are in for a very rude awakening.
Awesome! Hope I don't spontaneously break out hand dancing today in any really inappropriate places when the voices in my head start replaying this video.
And I too WANT OBAMA TO FAIL – miserably. Anyone who doesn't get why people feel this way have their heads in the sand (for lack of a better word that won't get my comment booted) and are in for a very rude awakening.
Ya know, I kinda liked it when I was a teenager, but then I actually started listening to the words. They do insist upon themselves, don't they?
Billy Joel's song never sounded so good. Loved the hair.
http://the100mostannoyingthings.blogspot.com/
I. Want. Obama. To. Fail.
And this was brilliant. I have tears in my eyes. Truly awesome stuff.
Hilarious, man, but I was disappointed with one thing — I was totally waiting for a "we didn't start the recession" moment, but it never arrived!
I had that exact same thought when I saw this!
Sorry Hawk, I'm out on East Coast time at the moment. . . can't make it past 1:00 am EST.
As for being pro bono, I had nothing against Sonny Bono.
My comment to you Andrew disappeared. I was just bragging about only losing 2 in all this time, and one eventually showed itself days later.
More than likely, Joel is just rolling his Merc. He is a lousy driver. Rolling it into a curb, a house, whatever.
Sorry, not my taste — but keep rockin' the house anyway!
But not cool to pick on Alexa Ray Joel, dude. Amazing talent and those stunning, Big Brown Eyes and Mom's smile would make you melt. Gotta think you're like the boy in 8th Grade English Class. You secretly have a mojo for the girl? Unless, of course, you're not swingin' on that team — and NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG with THAT!!!
Yeah, his version of Rock and Roll is pretty hazardous.
That was hilarious! I don't know how you keep coming up with this stuff.
Badumpbump ching.
You and Lawhawk seriously need to hit the comedy club circuit man.
Once again demented minds think alike eh?
His mustache was a little creepy, but other than that Sonny seemed like a good egg.
That was excellent. More please.
Can we make requests?
How about "Road to Serfdom" done to Talking Heads "Road to Nowhere"?
Although the natural next sendup is "It's the end of the world as we know it."
Oh yeah? What about Cher?
Lawyers are natural comedians because everything we say is a joke.
me too, except that i have to be up early to go to work
heh heh hehe . . .
Same here, although when I don't have to be up early for work it just means I've been up for 3 days straight at work already. Or I'm using accrued leave like now, huzzah for leave. But in either case my DVRs are my most prized possession. Without them I'd never get to see any TV hardly.
Cher? I thought she was a myth created by female impersonators.
I hope you have contacted Salmon Rushdie's and hired his security consultants, you may need it.
I'm not talking about the one who shows up here in San Francisco. I meant the one who was walking in Memphis.
Cher was Elvis???? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
No, that was when she was walking in London. You did mean Costello, didn't you?
No, that was when she was walking in London. You did mean Costello, didn't you?
Yeah, rolling over in his Mercedes for sure. Rolling right over somebody's end table or area rug.
I've never met an Abbott and Costello impersonator.
Sure you have, they just go by the stage name of Frank and Dodd.
Andrew: That's because it takes two, baby, it just takes two. But not me and you.
Lou Abbott and Butt Frank?
* groan *
And Golani, if Frank or Dodd start singing, "I've got you babe," run. Run as fast as you can!!
Steven, that was truly awesome. We need more of that. A few suggestions for the next song: the double deuce middle fingers of proposing to force troops wounded in Afghanistan pay for their injuries through their private insurance companies; and that awesome, priceless giftbox of DVDs for Prime Minister Gordon that aren't even formatted for the proper region.
Also, the talk recently of many more government takeovers outside the financial industry. I'm sure there won't be a lack of things to include whenever you decide to get around to making another parody.
Oops, that's Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Forgot the 'Brown.'
I think I just heard a discouraging word.
Run hell, I'm sending rounds downrange if that ever happens!
Never. I'm pro antelope too.
Now that's high caliber thinking!
Well, give me a home where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play, and I'll give you a dirty house.
I wish Steven was "swinging on the other team." He's hot!
"But not cool to pick on Alexa Ray Joel, dude."
True… It's an easier target to pick on the guy that *does* bang her. Any guy that does that is banging the album cover to "Piano Man" but with slightly more lipstick.
And *THAT'S* not cool.
Look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't pay to see Crowder and 'Zo in a remake/update of "Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein"
You win, I couldn't look you in the eye and say that because I would not only pay money to see it, but I'd start sitting in line for tickets a couple days ahead of time.
Joel should cut this version on his next greatest hits collection.
I'm right there with you, so eye-looking will be possible.
A sarcastic 'Zo as Abbot, a manic Crowder as Costello, and if the producers convince Bruce Campbell to play the Larry Talbot/Wolf Man character in this remake, then it's guaranteed to make money.
Awesome. Just needs more lyrics and less filler. Still not bad.
I'm going to memorize this song and sing it to the one in 50 homeless children sleeping under bridges. HILARIOUS!
I enjoyed that series, even with the PC nonsense.
i so needed that laugh!! thanks, steven!
Chorus:
We didn't vote Obama
Though we tried to fight it
but the press didn't like it
keep it going….
If I wa yor motha, I would be sow prowd of muy liddle Stevie wevie. Oh muy gawd! Yor a gen-i-us! Aw yu eating enough sweethawt ? Yu look sow skinny? Oye!
Wat a menshe!
It says "Official Version" — don't you wonder what the "Unofficial Version" had in it? Did we get Crowder, Crazy Pete, and Not Mohammed singing the hidden chorus with layered Beach Boys-style harmonies? Extended guitar solos? Nudity?
Seriously, you have to be one of the BIGGEST douchebags I have encountered on here or anywhere else online. I would tell you that you need to get laid, but given your egregious lameness, I'm willing to bet that doesn't happen to all that often.
And talk about propaganda, showing a fetus as opposed to actual, embryonic stem cells when making reference to the same is really quite a pathetic attempt at drawing a comparison when one looks NOTHING like the other.
Seriously, you have to be one of the BIGGEST douchebags I have encountered on here or anywhere else online. I would tell you that you need to get laid, but given your egregious lameness, I'm willing to bet that doesn't happen to all that often.
And talk about propaganda, showing a fetus as opposed to actual, embryonic stem cells when making reference to the same is really quite a pathetic attempt at drawing a comparison when one looks NOTHING like the other.
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Until Obama became Pres, I never woke up in the morning afraid THIS would be the day life ends as we know it. I wonder how many years and presidents it will take to undo his damage, if it even can be.
that was gay
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