Guns, Guns, Guns! (Featuring Michael Moore)
by Steven CrowderThis topic is long overdue (especially in light of the death threats). Oftentimes, people wonder where conservatives get the cojones to say the things that we do. It’s simple… We’re armed. It’s a tough concept to grasp among the pansies who won’t touch a .45 without a pair of tongs I know, but it’s just a fact… Oftentimes, a very painful one.
Sure some of the shots taken at Michael Moore are cheap, but to you I say; Let he who is without disdain for the man, fire the first round.
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The FIRST THING I'LL DO when I get to heaven is to thank the Lord for giving me a dad who started me in Jr. NRA when I was a kid, beginning a life-long love of all things that go pop and boom.
You are awesome my friend!! You are getting funnier and funnier. Pelosi is Hitler without the charm — LOL!!!
Bravo! very funny and smart. Ted Nugent is awesome funny, defintely not an act. Best line "in a difference of opinion the guy with the gun usually wins" So true ask any police officer.
That bit at the end actually made me want to go out and buy a gun, if only to protect myself from you my friend.
Good stuff. Thanks again.
Brilliant as usual, Steven! That Pelosi shot made me cackle hard.
I've never understood why the anti-guns politicians would believe that criminals would suddenly obey gun laws if they were passed. Please. Get real. They're living in a fantasyland.
http://the100mostannoyingthings.blogspot.com/
Thanks Steven for keeping the 2nd Adm. issue out there in our Obamanation for all to see.
Oh BTW, there’s a local gun show here in SacraTomato this Sat and Sun, see you all there.
I’ll be the gray haired, middle aged, extremely wise and intelligent, (not to mention good looking…being a gun owner gives you great self-esteem), white guy hanging out by the “Kalifornia legal AR-15’s” tables.
Stock up with all you can carry home my friends.
It’s going to be a LONG 4 years.
Remember, if our founders thought that our “right to bare arms” wasn’t all that important…they would have made it the 10th, and not the 2nd Adm.
Pretty smart…for old white guys.
Not Over.
Right on, brother, right on. Conservatives should bring up guns more often. It's a winner for us. Attorney General Eric Holder mentioned Obama's plan to reinstate the "assault weapon" ban the other day and both Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid immediately shut him down. Apparently they haven't forgotten what happened in '94, when the Clinton "assault weapon" ban helped Republicans retake Congress.
Steven, I think I love you man – but not in a San Francisco kind of way.
Hey, how come Michelle Obama gets to bear her arms as a fashion statement, but they don't want us to bear ours???
"our 2nd amendment rights" ?
are you a canadian citizen or an american citizen? you should really provide proof of american citizenship before talking about "our" 2nd amendment rights. coming down here taking jobs from americans. tsk. tsk. do you have a green card?
you realize your argument also makes you pretty much a "pansie" if you don't have your guns. you can defend arming yourself w/o emasculating yourself, chowda.
it's funny how the 2nd amendment is the only amendment you defend with such passion.
have ya had a chance to read any of the bush memos? bush shredded the constitution. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29469663/ he pooped on the 1st, 4th, and 5th and this is just the prequelic tip of the iceturd.
your a little late to the party on defending "our" constitution, chowda.
I always spent my gun money on guitars but I applaude my gun totting, NRA supporting friends. Private, minimally regulated ownership helps ensure my saftey ever single day in a way police protection alone can't. Why? How? If Mr. Badguy, you know the evil white guys breaking into all the homes in the Brinks and ADT ads, breaks into my house, he REALLY DOESN'T KNOW if a .357 will greet him. It's that simple. If you hate guns and think a judge in D.C. understands better than empirical evidence that private gun ownership is a crime deterent, put a sign in your yard; I DON'T HAVE A GUN IN THIS HOUSE! See how that works out for you. Even the most virulent anti-gun nutjob is protected by his neighbors gun. Think about it.
Awesome! Cheap shots aside you should take this subject a bit further and show the methodology the liberals will use to steal away our rights under the big 2nd Amendment,,,,,since we know the weenies under the protection ot the 1st have abdicated their responsibility..
That and an attempted hi-jacking the finest health care system in the world. Thanks, Hill!
lmfao @ 2:20 You and Zo are too damn good.
I was just thinking to myself today that I need to lighten up, not be so depressed about the state of our nation and laugh more. Thanks Steven Crowder! Mission Accomplished! Oh, and I'm buying a gun. girls + guns = awesome!!
I prefer "bare" arms more in the summer, and for my gun toting friends to "bear" arms at all times. Protect #2! (cause #1 will be next, then….)
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. And the government. But I repeat myself.
I think I’ll go clean my guns, well played, “Mr. Crowder! Lumpy Ha…
She prefers the term "guns" for her tightly toned anacondas.
"my pet goat" is all fed. here are some more sources. there are plenty.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/la-oe-...
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/04/opinion...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/arti...
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/washingto...
http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/03/03/america/te...
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/03/02/justice.me...
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/03/02/politics/...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM...
http://www.abajournal.com/news/john_yoo_says_his_...
"If Mr. Badguy, you know the evil white guys breaking into all the homes in the Brinks and ADT ads…"
It's true. I'm terrified every time I see a gang of middle aged white guys walking down the street towards me. I always keep a fake copy of "Popular Mechanics" to give them so they won't hurt me.
I'm sitting next to a gun right now. It supports the comments I make and will kill anyone who shows up to physically disagree with me. Well that and any other criminal who makes the wrong mistake of entering my home illegally.
"Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6"
Crowder keep up the good work you make me laugh every time. I'm guessing though that you'll probably get to use one of those guns after your Islamic Fascists video.
If Obama thinks he can legislate away the 2nd amendment then he is taking yet another dangerous step towards tyranny.
Again, context. Like I said GO FEED YOUR GOAT! What, are you deaf?
I have never fired a gun, and yet I think this is my favorite video of yours so far….. MORE, PLEASE!
Damn…I always get that wrong!
High school graduate…1967, far out man, 42 years ago.
I must have been thinking about this guys arms: http://www.friizii.com/a/vermont-teddy-bear.jpg
Tomatoes, tomaatoes…potatoes, potaatoes…let's call the whole thing off.
Not Over.
and i said i fed my goat. reading comprehension problems??
dazzle me with your "context" defense.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009...
Hey, I got one for you knucklehead.
NOT from the M$M.
http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/reborn_20001012.html
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If you ever decide to fire a gun, might I suggest a plasma rifle, 40 watt range…
Wow, only in liberal-world are a bunch of opinion pieces considered "sources".
Dude, give the goat to someone with the where-with-all to actually keep it fed.
They don't. They just don't want you having a gun.
You know how all anyone has to do in those ads in answer the phone and the bad guys vanish? I am SO glad that I carry a concealed cell phone in my purse!
They don't write gun control laws to disarm criminals. They write gun control laws to disarm "undesirables" that threaten their power. Once upon a time that meant Blacks and the Irish … today it means conservatives and Republicans living out there in flyover country.
Seldom have I seen my husband laugh so hard or so continuously. I finally got him cornered and made him watch two or three of your videos including this one. Keep up the good work, and yep, we out here in flyover country will be celebrating our 2nd Amendment rights very, very soon. All the better to defend what's ours when the bad guys come to take it whatever guise they may be wearing.
Reason #62595 that I'm glad I live in Colorado instead of the PRK. MY Ar-15 would make the Jerry Brown cry.
Reason #62595 that I'm glad I live in Colorado instead of the PRK. Just the sight of MY Ar-15 would make the Jerry Brown cry.
american bar association is opinion ?
lol no points for you.
uh, yeah. what the hell is supposed to add to the argument?
"knucklehead"? ouch, man. ouch.
Actually yes, they're basically a trade group.
Actually The ABA Journal (like most Journals of professional organizations) is primarily opinion. In particular the ABA article you linked was about John Yoo's opinion, there was no smoking gun there indicting the Bush Administration of any evildoing.
Love your videos, Mr. Crowder! I'm actually thinking of buying a gun now. Do they still sell them at K-Mart?
the people that accredit law schools isn't a credible source for law information?
what about the supreme court? they give opinions.
http://www.abajournal.com/news/law_profs_shocked_...
You prove my point.
If you have to ‘splain it to you Lucy, (about that article I mean), then you're a lost cause at this blog.
Oh…and the “knucklehead” reference was because you behave like a kool-aid drinking “stooge”. Nuk…nuk…nuk.
I keep throwing them, and you let them fall at your feet, complaining that you have a “rock in your shoe” or the “sun was in my eyes” or “I didn’t get my welfare check this month”.
Going for a record, -50p on this thread I presume?
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You clearly know nothing about the ABA. They are a trade group for lawyers with hundreds of committees. Citing it is like citing the AFL-CIO.
Great video, and considering what Michael Moore has said about conservatives, those shots are far from cheap.
Amusing little video and I presume the camera was just on, on the tripod, with no cameraman. Nonetheless, it sets a bad example when you handle firearms apparently unsafely and point them at the camera point of view.
Steven – They just get better and better. You had me laughing out loud. That was an amazing portrayal of Fat Bastard…uh I mean Michael Moore…Brilliant!
so, the aba isn't credible. law professors aren't credible…wait a tick, how about your boy d*ck head chaney:
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/dec/16/nation/na...
Lovely stuff. I sleep well at night knowing my AK and Colt revolver are within easy reach. Now, if I can just get the wife convinced about that PT1911 ….
Rules for a Gunfight
1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap – life is expensive.
3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.
5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.
9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket."
10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. Have a plan.
13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.
14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
16. Don't drop your guard.
17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.
18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)
19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".
25. You can't miss fast enough to win.
Just in case you didnt know……:) I love number 18
I noticed that the hand gun Steven was holding was at the appropriate 36.789 degree angle from the camera, mandated by the “Hollywood Cinematographers Gun Safety Union Delegation of 1968”.
So, Steven was well within the proscribed limitations of the predefined definition of the "angle of the dangle" when it comes to “gun related scariness” as determined in section 6, paragraph 3, sub paragraph 42a, of the by laws, by 4.390 degrees.
He's just fine in other words.
I can do this in my head.
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"d*ck head chaney"?
Really? You're going there?
And you expect people here to take you or your arguments seriously?
Dude, take a couple more bong hits … then get out of your mother's basement and get some fresh air … maybe feed that goat.
"d*ck head chaney"?
Really? You're going there?
And you expect people here to take you or your arguments seriously?
Dude, take a couple more bong hits … then get out of your mother's basement and get some fresh air … maybe feed that goat.
Yeah, but he had his booger hook on the bang switch. Tisk tisk tisk.
"There you go again"
RR
The LATimes?
Try switching over to the grape Kool-Aid, it has time to "mellow" in the package.
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lol
your not good at this, huh?
no points. ad hominem attacks don't cover your lack of a point for anyone else than other idiots.
usa! usa! usa!
i'm betting you could get 7 or 8 of these idiots together and they still couldn't form a complete thought.
(Yawn)
Like I care what, how, or even IF you're able to think.
Stop NAMBLA-ing your goat. I'm telling PETA.
Barrett makes a nice .50 cal. In "Navy Seals", its God's rifle…who better to endorse your firearm….
"5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) "
Excellent point.
One reason that in my old school, (U.S. Marine Corp.). They trained every cook, mechanic, office “poge” (office guys), infantrymen and mailman/person to take the bad guy out at 600 meters on the first/second shot.
Cuts down on the “pucker factor” of having bad guys in your wire.
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Absolutely! Absofreakinlutely!
Add the following: "Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice upside down, non-dominant hand, and in high noise environments. Practice clearing misfires. And when you're done, practice more."
"Find the lawyer who defends the cops in shootings, memorize his number, and make sure he'll represent you."
Disagree with 23. Add caveat: "Insure your security with a firearm if your adversary does not believe as you do."
"Nothing is more dangerous than a nervous woman with a 12ga., and the mindset to use it."
Great video, despite the rule 3 violation with the glock.
That's phased plasma rifle.
Hey, these details are important. They form the basis of our shared culture. LOL!
Steven, are you really a Canadian? I though only us blood-thirsty, cowboy Americans owned guns.
Here's a complete thought. The 2nd amendment allows us to have guns. The founding fathers knew that if the citizens were armed the government would be less capable of becoming tyrannical. We sit at a precipice yet again on this subject. Instead of asking ourselves has the government become tyrannical you propose that we ask if we should have the one thing to stop it.
Example
No, you can not have your constitutional right to small pox vaccine because we want small pox's to succeed. If more people die from small pox we will be better able to control everyone else.
I don't know about 7 or 8 but I do know there is 1 idiot here.
msnbc as a "news" source? It's called "context". hatchell, go feed your goat.
You forgot HuffPo. Don't they buy your goat feed?
Steven, we all love you out here in flyover country, but dude, a Hi-Point?
You gotta do better than that, toss that pot metal piece of ghetto trash away before you hurt yourself and go get one of your mom's Glocks. Sheesh.
I'll also save you the lecture on trigger finger dicipline
Oh yeah, and more RKBA videos!
More opinion from the ABA's journal doesn't prove anything.
Furthermore, the ABA's clearly shown an anti Republican bias in the past … I'm sure you'll find anti-Obama "news" stories on Stormfront too, but I expect you and I would agree they are a bit lacking in objectivity.
$10 says the ABA Journal NEVER criticizes ANY action taken by the Obama Administration (if they do it will be some sort of minor procedural crap that doesn't really matter to either side)
Not any more (thanks to Michael Moore's dirty extortion tactics).
But hey, some Walmarts still do!
Not to mention that the articles in the journal are written by individuals and normally do not carry any official sanction by the ABA itself. It's like citing a letter to the editor.
Dude, you had you finger on the trigger of the first gun that you whipped out. I recommend that you demonstrate better fundamental safety skills in future posts.
Love the closing–if right to bear arms wasn't that important it would have been the 10th, not 2nd, amendment—I want a bumper sticker!
This is awesome. I own four myself. Need to get that 9mm Glock. Or maybe I want that Heckler and Koch…hmmmmm stay tuned.
Animator Girl, as a chicka who hunts and has killed quite a few deer and shot thousands of rounds of Trap, might I suggest for a shotgun: a 20 guage. Just to get an idea of the recoil. For a rifle, 243..unless you want to go 30 cal, then the .308. And for a hand gun? Hmmmm 9mm is pretty good but ask around. Hand guns are not my forte' YET! MWAHAHAHAHA!
You have made a point that more people need to understand. The average person hears "assault weapon" or "semi automatic" and thinks as Obama does – Machine gun. The truth is that every gun except for single shot weapons such as muskets (for petes sake) or single shot shotguns are semi automatic. Semi automatic simply means that the weapon will fire one round with each depression of the trigger and chamber the next round, NOT spray it out with one depression of the trigger like fully automatic machine guns, or Mac 10s or Uzis that you see in all the Hollywood movies.
An assault weapon is simply a scarier looking gun,in fact it may be less dangerous since often they have a slower muzzle velocity than high powered game rifles.
Automatic weapons are already illegal in this country except without a special permit and guess what, the gang bangers and other criminals who have them illegally are not going to be deterred by yet another law.
Dont be fooled by ignorant or purposefully deceptive claims of the anti gun fringe. Semi automatic covers most weapons owned in the USA.
Oh and BTW I do not own nor have I ever owned a gun.
Hey, just what you see, pal.
Crowder's videos rock! If I did a video like this it would take me 1/2 hour just to get through my weaponry.
revhatchet, as in taking a hatchet to history, truth, etc…………
It was silly at my age (54) but I became very jealous of my husband because he had an AK-47 and I couldn't hold it up because of the weight, so I went out and got a Beretta CX4 Storm (9mm) for myself…..love it, love it, love it. It goes so well with my Kel-Tec 32, Ruger 40 cal and Taurus 9mm. So if anyone ask me, "Do YOU own a gun", my answer is no, I own SEVERAL".
When I get to heaven I'll still be clutching my .45 in my right-hand. FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
Are you really a Reverend?
Sorry, my bad. Been a while since I came from back from the future!
Sorry, guys, my bad. Been a while since I came from back from the future!
What is it they say? "From my cold dead hands"
Or was it, "They can have my guns, bullets first"
Love the video!
U2, it will be a dangerous step towards civil war, THEN tyranny. This guy is so arrogant, he think he can do whatever he wants, because HE IS THE ONE. Oprah said so. He's potentially about the make the acquaintance of Captain Rude Awakening.
when the revolution comes we'll quickly see how many of those who stupidly opposed gun ownership jump to the other side. hope they're fast runners….
My FAVORITE gun is the Glock 26. Compact 9mm. I've had several guns of varying makes and models, and the Glock is by far the easiest to use and is highly concealable. Don't leave home without it.
Steven Crowder is great. Moore got what he deserved. I have safely enjoyed my shotguns, rifles, pistols, and black powder Hawken rifle for years.
Nice Guess Who reference in the title, man. Even if they were kooky Canadian lefties, it's good listening.
You know what's tough? Being a thoughtful, responsible gun owner who is also a liberal socialist. You've got to tiptoe around the subject of firearms around those whose social and political views you share, but you've got to leave politics out of the conversation when you're talking to other target shooters or collectors, because for the most part they're conservatives/Republicans. These are both just generalizations; I've known a few gun-toting lefties and gun-fearing neocons, but for the most part, you walk a fine line.
I've never felt the need to join the NRA because I find their ways and means repugnant, and I'm certainly not opposed to really strict gun control–having had some experience with the general American populace, I can tell you straight up that many of our citizens are too stupid/irresponsible/lazy/immature/violent/dangerous to own a firearm, and I'm glad there are rather large bureaucratic obstacles between many of these people and gun ownership. On the other hand, I think it's pretty awesome that when I visit Ohio from NYC, I go to visit my friend of many years–a lifelong collector and the man who started me shooting in the first place–and can fire anything from a SPAS-12 to a .454 Casull to a fully automatic IMI-Uzi to a Rock River Lar-15 (drool!), and I can do so safely, legally, and responsibly. My friend purchased all of these guns on the open market, paid a pretty penny for them (in addition to paying not insubstantial licensing fees and going through a rigorous screening process to make sure he was not dangerous or deranged) and was happy to do so. So when people start going off about the vagaries of government gun control, I have to say I don't have a lot of sympathy for you. With enough time, money, and responsibility, you can own just about anything your heart desires. And I'm pretty good with that.
And actually .454 Casull is indeed a cartridge, not a pistol. I've only ever fired the round from one of these –>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_Raging_Bull, which can also take a regular .45 Colt.
"With enough time, money, and responsibility, you can own just about anything your heart desires. And I'm pretty good with that."
Miles
Good thoughtful post.
But, your not living in the "Peoples Republic of Kalifornia" like me.
It can only get worse around here in the next months/years to come.
Stock up.
Aim small.
Keep your hands out of your pockets, and loosely at your sides.
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Uh, "reverend"?
Do you really want to go down the citizenship path, given the current "certificate of live birth" holder in the white house? tsk tsk tsk.
You've also completely missed Crowder's argument- either on purpose or through ignorance. You go ahead and choose.
And your cite-fu is weak, weedhopper. Let's look at your appeal to an objective (hah!) source- an article posted by MSNBC:
The article talks about a memo involving the Bush administration's thoughts about search and seizure that were rescinded. So they had an opinion, then decided it had no legal basis and set aside the opinion.
Ooooh. smoking (pop) gun.
It goes on to talk about a memo where the Bush Admin. "contemplated using" wiretaps without warrants. Nothing about doing it, just contemplating it.
Wow, now you're accusing them of "thought crimes". Very Orwell, nice touch.
And speaking of wiretaps, what was Barky's senate vote on FISA again? That's right- he voted in FAVOR of it. Hypocrisy much, reverend?
Then your source mentions a Bush memo asserting the right to restrict the press and speech.
Given the NYT's multi-year series entitled "What military secret can we publish next?" and the deafening, subliterate pooh flinging the MSM did while "Chimpy McHitlerburton" was in office I think it's fair to say said restrictions were never put in place.
And I don't know reverend, maybe it's just me- but not "restricting" a movie that gleefully explores the wacky premise of assassinating a serving president demonstrates a pretty liberal free speech policy, least from where I'm sitting.
Finally- your assertion that crowder is only concerned with 2nd amendment issues: apparently the grown-up who reads this blog to you decided not to feature Crowder's previous post about freedom of speech.
Is the sky blue in the sad little world in which you live, reverend?
Coffee table books about WWII are also good.
And commemorative NFL plates.
And Arby's coupons.
Dude, c'mon- kids read this blog.
Oh wait… never mind.
Git in mah propahganderrr piece, laddy!
Steven – Great Video – EXCEPT that your breaking the Cardinal rule – KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR READY TO "Squeeze it" :08 seconds in to the video .
"Just how do they intended to disarm 90 Million ARMED weapons owners ? Pepper Spray , Tazer, BeanBag rounds from a GUN? – Sounds like a Peaceful Propostion
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