Lonewolf Diaries: Being 21, Conservative and Marginalized (Thanks Obama)!
by Steven CrowderFirstly, let me say that I am nowhere near being egotistical enough to think you folks actually care about my life story. That being said, as a 21 year old conservative comedian/actor, I’m somewhat of a rarity. Like a spotted owl, or a coherent sentence from Robert Byrd, it’s just not something commonly observed. In light of this, I thought I’d use my extreme circumstances as a springboard for an open discussion. An open discussion on the challenges we all face as conservatives, as well as the decision to uphold our values, regardless. With Obama’s recent attempt to marginalize conservative ideals through his assault on Rush Limbaugh (and make no mistake, that’s what he’s doing), I can’t see a time more fitting.
As some of you may know from my video column, I am a comedian and actor. Yes it’s what I do for a living and no I don’t know how to wait tables. What many of you may NOT know, however, is that I, Steven Crowder … am a heretic. Since my mid-teens I have been banned and blacklisted from more comedy clubs and colleges than I care to count (not to mention the heated on-set conversations). One needs only take a peek at my YouTube channel to see the incredible hate mail received regularly from anonymous keyboard warriors. For a clean comedian working in a supposedly “open-minded” environment it’s shocking to hear, I know.
Whether it was being banned from an Austin comedy club for referring to Barack Obama as the “photo-negative of Alfred E. Newman,” or being forcefully escorted from a community college stage amidst a jovial rant on the gay pride parade during “Cultural Awareness Week”… I have been forced to deal with a painful reality time and time again.
When it comes to the entertainment industry, there is an unspoken policy: No Conservatives Allowed.
Sure, I could explain in graphic detail the grandeur of my sexcapades (this is hypothetical of course, as my sex life is non-existent), or go off an an anti-Christian tirade to much applause. If I were a dame, I would surely make insightful remarks about my monthly cycle and the shortcomings of men in the boudoir, all to critical accolades. Begin uttering the words “Muslim terrorism sucks,” however, and you will literally begin to hear the sound of sphincters puckering throughout your general vicinity.
I find myself entrapped in a generation of PC nutjobs, enlightened “college liberals” and unappreciative, self-loathing young Americans who hate their country simply because “Green Day” tells them to. This is all in the name of “tolerance” to be sure. The very fact that the artistic fringe can’t see this hypocrisy is both dumbfounding and proving of my point. Expect my weekly video column to discuss these common problems plaguing our younger generations, as well as addressing (and hopefully breaking) common cliche’s perpetuated by both sides of the spectrum. Now, I’m well aware that nobody is going to agree with everything I say, and that reading the rantings of a smug, barely legal, young whippersnapper such as myself may not be your cup of tea. I know full well and accept the fact that I will infuriate some (if not many) of you.
So before things inevitably veer off that way, I’d like to cut it off at the pass and discuss something that unites us… Something that we all share in a common bond, but is still characteristically unique for each of us.
My question to you is, when did YOU choose to become a conservative and how have you had to defend yourself for it? It’s clearly not an easy stance to take. So, what is it that drives you to protect your ideals? What do you see that gives you hope for your generation and future generations to come?
All sarcasm aside, I truly hope to see the unity that we need in order to take the great strides ahead of us.
God bless you and yours.
… And if you’re offended, because you don’t believe in God… Well screw you and the pack of sled dogs you rode in on!







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Ive been conservative since my teens (38 now). Once I realized popular culture didnt really like white guys with Southern accents. Ive hated the left ever since….and that hate has grown alot more in the last 8 years or so.
Considering Ive only lived in north Louisiana, Mississippi & Texas, Ive never ‘really’ had to defend it except online.
PS: The Alfred E. Newman joke rawked!…lol
Steven – You are to be admired for the clarity of thought that you possess at such a young age. Please continue to try and reach people your age via YouTube, etc. Even though I can only imagine how tough it to read or listen to your critics, your efforts are greatly appreciated from this side.
I think if we are ever going to be able to bring the US back to the “right” side, we definitely need younger voices such as your’s and Alonzo “Zo” Rachel’s leading the way in the electronic realm that so many live their lives within.
Keep up the good work.
I forgot to mention what Juke said…the Alfred E. Newman joke was right on the mark!!! In fact, I’m going to try it out on my Paint Shop Pro just to see it for myself.
Just went to see Dennis Miller perform last month. He was pretty awesome, Muslim jokes and all.
I became a conservative when I went through ROTC in college in the late 80’s. Pretty easy to stay conservative when you stay in the Army life for 22 years (not counting ROTC).
God Bless the USA.
Steven,
You rock, AND you are funny. I don’t know your positions enough to agree or disagree with you but I hope that we do disagree on some things. I, like most readers on this INCREDIBLE site, seem to want to hear others opinions / support, because we want to make up our own minds. Yes based on our personal feelings, our upbringing and our sense of right and wrong.
I applaud you at your age (I just turned 49) for being articulate and apparently well versed, rather than just ranting your version of regurgitated Michael Moore / mainstream media Ap-cray. I feel that the younger generations of conservatives need to get involved and bring a little fresh air and insight to the party.
Keep pushing: I’ll pay to see you.
I became a con when a friend of mine caused me to rethink my life. I asked him: “What sentence would you use to describe me?” His reply: “Pigs don’t know pigs stink” God Bless you Dave. May you rest in peace.
BTW: Why are you surprised about getting bounced in The People’s Republic of Austin? Austin gave us Molly Ivins, LBJ, and Ann Richards. ‘Nuff said.
BTW2: You think your alone, try being black and convervative in ATX.
Glenn, did you read the entire quote? Did you see the entire interview? Have a look. I’m sure that it’s still around…
Hi my name is June, and I’m a conservative. (Hi June!)
I was brought up right by two hard working blue collar parents that did everything in their power to put three daughters through college. They instilled in us morals and values… things that many liberals “think” that they have, but they are fooling themselves.
I am married to a Lt. Col in the Air Force who comes from a severly disabled, I mean liberal family.
We are attacked pretty much every time we talk to any of them for our beliefs… which is a pretty good reason to not talk to them.
Just the other day my husband’s uncle yelled at him for not voting for Barry because my husband is Puerto Rican and therefore “he is pretty much black.” True story. That is what his uncle said to him. *Shudder*
I am telling you… that kool-aide that Obama is making is strong.
God help us.
Have been a conservative since I was in high school during the Vietnam War. Was a history buff even then and realized that I liked being able to think critically and make my own decisons, not just jump onto the bandwagon. It was easy to stay conservative as I had plenty of exposure to what a liberal was really about when I was working on my B.S., too high a percentage of the classmates who attended the anti-war demonstrations demonstrated to me that they were useless as all they raved about when they returned was how great the music, the sex, and the drugs were. They had no understanding nor could they are not interested in facts, logic, or the truth.
Glenn Kenny, if you can’t understand the cult like following Obama has going right now and what he plans to do, then yes, I agree 1000% with Rush that Obama’s vision of America fails. A man who puts in place socialists that are answerable only to him to run the EPA and naming Eric Effing Holder as his Attorney General and having a tax cheat run the Treasury…we should just sit by and not say a word?
Steven,
It’s nice to know that the state that gave the world Madonna and Michael Moore (and the world can keep them!) has redeemed itself by serving as your birthplace.
I am a classic Reagan conservative. Was liberal through college but once in the real world and away from the liberal echo chamber, I became a conservative on my own through reading and reasoning. But please don’t think that all conservatives have to believe in god nor that all those who don’t hate those that do. Cheers and keep up the good fight.
I’m 51. In October 1968 I was in eighth grade, and our social studies teacher, mr. Victor Presto polled the class on our preferences for the upcoming elections. Alex Gillis and I were the only two hands lifted for Nixon. I remember the Humphrey-ites all making the same hackneyed points, as if they were reading from the same cards, when it came to our turn, it was only Mr. Presto’s commanding presence that nullified their attempts to shout us down. The more things change…..
great idea for the confession in the comments.
I became a conservative during the second year of my PhD work. It was the late 90’s, I was in my mid-20’s, and I was in a well-funded scientific research dept at a large state university.
As a guy who has always prided himself in being pragmatic and questioning dogma, I was amazed at the completely emotionally-driven and illogical political/social stances of my professors and colleagues — and surprised at their inability to engage in an open discussion without getting all emotional, bent out of shape and resorting to name-calling. I couldn’t believe that the supposed intellectuals could not hold a civil and thoughtful discussion on these subjects ON A UNIVERSITY CAMPUS.
And, in EVERY case, they were knee-jerk liberals. So I discovered that as a reasoned thinker, I must be conservative. If I have to wear a label, I’d call myself a free-market, tiny government libertarian.
I grew up in a very strict religious household, and spent my whole childhood and adolescence rebelling against it. So, in 2004, when my older sister found out that I voted for Bush, not Kerry, she was pleasantly surprised.
I explained it to her thusly: “My mischievous nature pushes me to take the contrarian view to the establishment, and in academia, the establishment is totalitarian liberal.”
Keep up the good work.
When I was young, I tended to think more as a liberal and considered myself a Democrat. The emotional manipulation works very well at that time of one’s life, the anti-American propaganda, the films, words, images…but once I got a better understanding of the meaning of the word LIBERTY, it all started to become very clear to me. I have NO liberal friends because each and every liberal Democrat I have met — regardless of my efforts to be helpful and a good neighbor and to meet them halfway — has become apoplectic when they learn I am conservative. Even hysterical, I may say. They are NOT open-minded, they DO NOT care to hear any of my views. As I said, the moment they hear “conservative” the door slams shut. Can you say INTOLERANCE?
The gloating haters out there salivating because Obama won had better remind themselves that almost half the country voted for “the other guy” and the independents can easily become disillusioned if our new Prez fails to get the economy back on track.
Democrats may be in the majority, but barely. FDR (that’s Franklin Delanor Roosevelt for those who have not studied history) had a two-thirds majority of Democrats in both houses of Congress and even with that clout was UNABLE to pass many of his “New Deal” proposals. He tried to “reform” the US Supreme Court and was unsuccessful; many of those who voted for him thought that was going too far.
He was ultimately bailed out when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, as the New Deal was failing.
Obama doesn’t have anywhere near the mandate FDR had, and for those who bother to study such things, messing around with people’s lives and being an ineffective leader can really lead to a drop in one’s approval rating. It’s too early to know for sure but I’m not at all confident in our new Administration. We shall have to wait and see, I suppose.
Slight typo in my first post: That would be “Franklin Delano Roosevelt”. Sorry, historians.
Steven, I think there’s more conservative youth out there than you know (perhaps not in the entertainment industry). But I do remember reading an article on punk conservatives, and some mohawked girl said “yeah, theres millions of us out there!”…
I think my mother was the first to turn my head about-face when I was in my 20’s back in the 1980’s. She was a “hand-wringing, everything is a crisis” liberal, always fretting about what she read in the papers (Chicago Tribune), always listening to NPR. Day after day, week after week, doom and gloom over some article she just read. One day as she put the paper down and was about to whine about the latest crisis. I looked at her and said “Just don’t read the papers anymore, Mom! It’ll be better for your health”. It dawned on me that day that most news is simply manipulative propaganda, but then I’ve always been a skeptic about media and trends. In 1992, after moving away from Chicago to a small town outside the sprawl, my car radio was always out of range of the alternative music station I used to listen to, and I had no tape deck or CD player either. One day I found Rush on the dial and thought “Ok, lets hear what all the controversy is about”. I was open to know, and it probably helped that I never attended college, so I had no prejudice one way or the other. I was simply apolitical, like my dad – that is, I hated all politics. After listening for some time, I was happy to find out that he looked at a lot of issues the way I did, and that to me, was refreshing. He came across a bit buffoonish on his TV show, but was/is perfect for the radio! I subscribed to his letter for one year, and there was an Ann Coulter interview he did in one issue. She was spot on. So the connection was made. I never turned back. I started reading a lot of her books, and other conservative writers (Mona Charen, David Horowitz, Michael Savage, Mark Steyn).
As you can probably guess, I speak very little about politics with my old Chicago liberal friends. It’s rather a shame but that’s the way it is. There’s just no point to it. All I’d get is “Blah, blah, blah, Halliburton!” Blah, blah, blah, Daley’s a great mayor!” Blah, blah, blah we’re thinking of buying a Prius!” Well, you know how it goes …
My parents were conservatives, so I grew up with that point of view. When it came time for me to register to vote, I became a Republican. I have since learned through thought and experience that conservatism is the intelligent way to think. I have several liberal relatives with whom I cannot converse on anything political because they become too hysterical. I listen to Rush Limbaugh as often as I can because he often agrees with my opinions and I enjoy his humor. Right now I am nearly in despair over the state of the country, but just knowing that there are other people out there just as worried as I am, helps a lot. I find that on the political spectrum, I am right of the current Republican Party leadership and members of Congress, but I am not a libertarian.
Much like RichB313 I was in college in the late 60’s and early 70’s (I’m 57). It was the height of the anti-Vietnam protests and marches and as an earlier commentor posted, it was all about drugs, sex and rock and roll. No one was serious about what they were doing, but oh so complacent about being manipulated by their left wing professors. There was no serious thought given to what they were protesting, it was simply knee jerk. I finished college a confirmed conservative and always have been. And to Lanny, if you think it difficult being a black conservative in ATX, try being a gay conservative in the SF Bay Area.
I grew up in a small town full of cows and cowboys in the 80’s. I was the only guy in high school wearing Z Cavariccis and skinny ties. MTV showed music videos. (Boy George was gay??!!) My history teacher was a consertive who led the young republicans meetings after classes. (I never did go though, too busy perfecting my Duran Duran John Taylor hairdo.) He brought a lot of his thinking to the clasroom, (only acceptable now if you are a history revisionist and bleeding heart, I love parenthesis), and it gave a lot of color to his lectures. I thought “I hope I’m that smart when I’m his age”. I grew up and went to college in the big city and realized if I’m gonna be a smart adult, then stop listening to these college professors whine about Reagan and remember high school history. Been conservative ever since. I’m sure these days he’s unemployable as a teacher, but I thank him for for encouraging me how to think sensibly rather than emotionally.
I’ve been a conservative for as long as I can remember having political thoughts. It just fits how I see how the world works.
Being a conservative in JPL/NASA is an interesting thing to be. Luckily working at Goldstone I’m far enough from Pasadena and the rest of the city liberal establishment that I’ve got some conservatives around me so things are quite even here in operations.
Though you let any JPL’er show up here and just listen to the Liberalism flow like water! It makes for some interesting conversations here at work, but luckily we all keep things on the up and up. Only some gloating here and here by the Dems in attendance.
54 years old, knowingly conservative about 29 years.
Someone above said they were conservative because they didn’t fall in with the statas quo when they were in high school. I must have been conservative longer than I know because I specifically didn’t go see Star Wars for example, when it first came out because everyone else was. I thought and acted that way about a lot of things.
So much to say….. I decided to post something when I see this Glenn Kenny guy, classic liberal. I mean, don’t confuse him with the facts now….. (referring to his having read Limbaugh’s interview then claiming Rush doesn’t mean it). Obviously this guy is fooled.
I started listening to Rush back when some of these posters were still residue on their daddy’s hankies. Some liberal lightweight arts and croissant film critic or whatever this guy is isn’t going to wrankle him.
Despise him, ridicule him (liberals like that, it doesn’t require substance), call him names, stomp your feet or whatever. Limbaugh knows what he believes and where he stands. He doesn’t need to be in “the crowd”.
I agree, I want Obama’s “P O L I C I E S” to fail, not the guy so much. I actually feel sort of sorry for the beloved leader. Not for the arts and croissant guys though. When they’re losing their homes and livelyhoods because beloved leader can’t provide for everyone and taxes are still going up, don’t say we didn’t tell you so.
I just watched your ‘Farewell to Bush’ video – don’t you ever shut up!
Keep speaking out the truth. This world doesn’t want to hear it, but it sure needs to hear it!
I was pretty leftie in high school. I was apathetic politically, but was big into music, skateboarding, bmx, all the usual fun ways of hurting yourself. The kids who shared these pursuits tend to be leftward. I thought what they said made sense, outside of abortion and guns (I was all for redistribution of wealth, welfare, wimpy foreign policy, because that’s what everyone else believed. Until then, I had never heard the other side, mainly because I never heard it through school).
After that, I fell in love with cars. I became a major gearhead and purchased a late 60s Mustang. This was my first schism with the cool crowd, who immediately saw me as some major league threat to the environment. Given, my Mustang ran great because it was tuned up, was low mileage, had a rebuilt carb and new exhaust. All the while they piled into Volkswagon minibuses that burned more oil than Iraq in the Gulf War. Nothing says environmental awareness like a 30-year-old minibus, leaking every fluid possible, all at 10 mpg with a “Keep Mother Earth Clean,” and “GREENPEACE” bumper stickers adorning the back door. The lurch right starter there but the full realization came later and gradually.
The years after that, I watched a lot of John Wayne. I worked in a gas station with a guy who watched a lot of John Wayne, a former vet, who set me straight on quite a few things. I had a lot of positive male rolemodels who worked real jobs and were real men. What helped was I was willing to listen. That earned their respect.
The moment it all finally came together, I was innocently flipping channels early in the Clinton years. Rush Limbaugh was on Phil Donahue or whatever and had the audience seething. Listening to Phil and his acolytes, then listening to Rush I saw the defiance, common sense, the confidence – everything that public schools had tried beating out of me for years. That moment I became a rugged individualist. It wasn’t so much Rush’s ideas that people were upset about, it was him. He was confident. He didn’t hate, he didn’t feel victimized. He was his own man, in control. I didn’t know better, you would almost think it was jealousy. I saw myself in that.
Since then, I’ve been in the newspaper business. The next fellow reporter that tells me they are conservative will be the first. Lonely? Not really. I can go to bed at night knowing I’m in control of my life, that I can do what I want and that I can do it in a country, thanks to brave men better than me, who made it possible. I’m not a victim, I don’t have a boogey man after me. The world isn’t going to end tomorrow and I don’t have to lose sleep because of some crisis. I don’t need the government. To me, that’s peace of mind, something no liberal can give you, but you have to give yourself.
No question, being a liberal is a lot easier. That’s one of the reasons why I hate that whole type of thinking
I am 26 years old and was born and raised in West Texas by conservatives, in a very conservative environment. Living in the south, the bible belt, is awesome. I never had to defend anything I ever believed until college. And these yankee professors and transplanted Austinites back down when you raise your voice and hint that you might give them a good old-fashioned ass-whippin if they try that keith olbermann crap to you. Ill never leave Texas.
Stick to your guns, kid. I was a lifelong liberal Democrat activist. UC Berkeley grad (class of ‘66). The town I came from was very conservative, so most of us went somewhere else to be with our fellow liberals. After college graduation, we drifted off in different geographical directions. In the past couple of years, I have somehow run into old friends from those days. Imagine their shock when I didn’t agree with them on very much of anything politically anymore. Two years into the Clinton administration, I switched parties. It’s taken me some soul-searching to realize that my goals never changed. I had just stayed in the Democrat party out of inertia without realizing that the party had turned sharply to the left,and had become good at talking the talk without walking the walk. I had some really serious answers for my old friends when they asked me why I changed parties. But I found it easier and much more plausible simply to admit “I sobered up.” Back then I had Nixon and Ford and Dole to parody. You have much better material available to you in the first President who can walk on water. Don’t let the bastards get you down. America will wake up from its coma and realize that Obama is not only easy to make jokes about–he IS a joke. The photo negative of Alfred E. Newman. Now THAT’S funny.
I forgot to mention when I became a Conservative:
18 years old voted to help Reagan into his second term (like he needed any help), but honestly only voted Republican because my parents were pugs.
Voted for Bush, not really why (the mid-80’s are a bit hazy in general).
Met and married crazy Liberal husband who had major narcissistic tendencies, but were easily overlooked because he was “cute.”
Not only voted for Clinton, but gave money to his campaign and shook the man’s hand at a fundraiser in Santa monica.
Even though I left narcissistic crazy Liberal husband, still voted for Clinton his second term. (I had a small child, life was very hazy at that time, I plead insanity.)
Even though most of my Liberal friends thought it was “no big deal that he got a hummer in office”, Clinton was definetly losing his charm for me.
Voted for George Bush mainly because I couldn’t stand the thought of another Liberal in office, especially Gore who had the deadest, blackest eyes I had ever seen on a person in the public eye. Pretty sure he sold his soul around that time.
9/11/2001 until the first Liberal friend tried to pin the most horrible tragedy I have ever experienced in my life on President Bush because he was…get this…”on vacation at the time.”
Finally, FINALLY I got it. Really, it took me THAT long, but I finally got it that Liberals are immature, narcissistic, self-serving, numbskulls.
Around this time met second, best, and last husband who is uber-conservative good ol’ boy. He always tells me he is so proud that I came around and smartened up, and finally figured out the right side to be on.
It’s been a long eight years where I have tried to learn as much as possible about my conservative values, but I’m finally here and more than ready for the fight we have ahead of us in the next four years.
I forgot to open the invitation to those of yall stuck on your blue islands…come down south! We have lots of sun, gorgeous women (spend a weekend in Dallas I promise it’ll blow your mind) and conservatism is like oxygen, we’ve been breathing it since birth. Just learn to say “yall”, flatten your “I’s” out a little bit when you talk (just speak kinda slowly in general, like its 100 degrees outside cause it most likely IS), and you’ll fit right in. Bring it on. We want you (even if you are a yankee).
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Perhaps, Steven, it wouldn’t hurt if you did do some waitering…the idea being to learn a little of life and people firsthand.
The thing about ‘conservatism’ is that one should, and usually does, come to it later in life, after having tried on the other -isms.
To talk of Conservatism at your age is to speak without really knowing..
“…when did YOU choose to become a conservative and how have you had to defend yourself for it? It’s clearly not an easy stance to take. So, what is it that drives you to protect your ideals? What do you see that gives you hope for your generation and future generations to come?”
I’m a Texas girl and I left my home state at 21. Eventually I ended up living in New Jersey for 4 years, my early to mid-twenties. Attending my local college, I was daily astounded at the absolute nonsense my professors would force upon and/or intimidate the students with. I never understood the need to defend one’s ideological views until I experienced this. I remember one professor yelled at me for saying that “absolutes exists”. In the next breath, he professed to be a devout Catholic…..who does not believe in the supernatural.
SAY HUH?!!!!
As one great writer put it: “We have educated ourselves into imbecility.”
And out of my experiences in New Jersey/New York arose my passion for standing up for my beliefs and presenting a thorough defense for my Christian faith.
-m
p.s. I’m back in Texas now and boy……it’s nice to be home.:):)
I became a conservative in my early 30s when I moved to San Francisco. At the time of my move, I was still such a lefty that I registered as a member of the Green party. However, as I began to look around my new city, I saw the consequences of the things I had been preaching for years. I discovered that if the government simply gave people cash, there was little motivation for many of them to do anything but hang out and do drugs in the park all day. Meanwhile, the rest of us were just expected to support such “lifestyle choices.” Add to those circumstances the Clinton impeachment that was happening at the time (and which, as a lawyer, I supported). The bloated government, the lies, and the general filth of San Francisco soon worked their magic, and I moved over to the right.
Oh, and if you think being an actor/comedian and conservative is difficult (and I don’t doubt that it is), try being gay and conservative sometime. I’ve found that “tolerance” and “diversity” evidently do not include conservative philosophy.
Glenn Kenny –
I think you musta dropped acid prior to listening to Rush.
LSD clouds your thinking.
You could’ve had a flashback, who knows?
I too hope Obama fails if he tries to use the means of Socialism for his ends.
No more “dot” for you.
I stopped trying to debate with my leftist friends at an early age, because they so seldom made any attempt to use logic. When the default response to your reasoned argument is “You’re sick.” you quickly get the idea and just stop talking about politics.
Since then I just pretend that I have no politics and treat encounters with the ideologs and atheists with scientific detachment; as a kind of anthropological study. This is advantageous as it allows you to poke and probe at the libs basic assumptions while not triggering their defense mechanisms.
The best encounters of this type have taken place on the train -it’s a pleasant environment and nobody can run away. I had dinner with a couple of dyed in the wool New England socialists. The next day we had breakfast together and the husband told me that he had stayed awake all night thinking about what I had to say.
Wow! this is a wonderful entry. i find it typical of liberals to come crawling out of the woodwork whenever anyone doesn’t support their leftist thoughts. they claim to be so “open-minded” but end up being close-minded to the fact that not everyone is a liberal Democrat. I became a conservative during the Bush Jr. regime when I was at an age to start understanding politics. Now, i’m a young, proud conservative and i get crap for it constantly. I enterred a scholarship contest and was told on countless occasions to be less judgemental by people who made several assumptions about me. I was accused of being rascist because I don’t like Obama. I was called a member of the KKK because I’m white. I was referred to as dumb because I’m blonde. And thought to be a rich brat who had everything handed to me because…well…i don’t know why. Anyway, i refuse to conform with the rest of mainstream society. I think i should join Conservatives Underground…
I never had a “moment” where I knew I was conservative. Mine was a process of steadily moving away from the Democrat party.
I grew up in The South where Democrats were often not Liberals.
As a teen and early college student in the 1980s, I was quickly drifting away from the Democrat party over foreign policy issues. Liberalism seemed way off the mark when it came to the Soviet Union and the “revolutionary struggles” in third world countries the world over.
But, my self-awareness as a conservative came in stages as I realized that the Democrat party had decided increasingly to speak for fringe elements in the society. It went, in my view, from being the party of the working man to the party of elitists (like the Hollywood sect) and special interest groups.
They still managed from time to time to talk like they had the common man’s interest at heart, but it became obvious this was condescension (and that they actually dislike the common man).
Their inability to understand the lessons of the fall of global communism and socialist ideals eventually pushed me to the point of thinking conservatism really needs to get off its ass and jump back into the arena in defining what Americanism(s) is all about. They did so during the Cold war but have given up pretty much the last two decades.
As for difficulty in being conservative, there hasn’t been much for me. Except for living abroad and in Hawaii, I’ve spent most of my life in The South where conservatives make up a fair portion of the society.
I did see problems in higher education as I worked my way up the ladder in graduate school, and the grind of knowing I was always going to have different ideas on a whole range of issues from pretty much every professor in any department I studied in was one factor in deciding to stop working for a Ph’D. But, I always spoke my mind and wrote the research papers as I saw fit. It was a grind always finding myself on the opposite side of so many profs – even when I tried to pick safe topics to work on – but in the graduate schools and departments I studied in, there were enough moderate to conservative grad students to hang around for moral support, (and no matter what level of extra difficulty I’d encounter when trying to write a paper I knew my prof disagreed with, you were always assured to make an A or B).
Having read the other comments, I wanted to add to mine:
I’ve never liked Rush Limbaugh. He sounded too much like a used car salesman to me. I also didn’t get into talk radio – until this past fall, when I started to turn to Sean Hannity to get news the media would not tell me.
I don’t care for Ann Coulter’s style in a public forum, but, in reading her books during the last election cycle, I found she pretty much echoed most of the realization I came to over the years from the 1970s to now.
One big influence in how far I have moved away from liberalism, and liberals, was the advent of cable TV — as more and more “news” shows came up, we got a much better opportunity to see just how outrageously one-sided and bias our “mainstream” media has been. The more I saw “reporters” and editors giving their “analysis” – the more I realized how differently I thought from them and how much of an influence they had tried to have on me over the years.
Also, in the 1990s, I came to realize more and more how liberalism was actively anti-Christian — and as others have said, intolerant.
Jimmy Carter was my defining moment. I realized that I was sick and tired of having a president who shambled around apologizing for our country and talking about malaise. Then it became very clear to me that someone who is pro-life like me has no place at all in the Democratic party. They would throw me under the bus without a qualm. Then came Reagan, and I was converted.
My first brush with conservatism was growing up with a Dad who took me to every John Wayne movie. At 13, my Dad gave me my first copy of “Atlas Shrugged”. From seventh grade on through college, I lived in Orange County, CA, then very conservative but now turning blue.
My junior year of high school, 1978, I took a quiz along with my fellow social studies classmates. We added up our scores, and the teacher drew a long line across the blackboard, with a little mark in the middle. That was the ‘middle of the road’, to the left of that was liberal and to the right was conservative. We each had to go up to the chalkboard and make a mark where we stood politically, based on the results of our quiz. Being at the end of the alphabet, I was the last to go. My score was so far to the right it was off the line. Mrs. J didn’t believe me, until she looked at my quiz. That day, I was so proud that I wasn’t crowded in the middle, but uniquely off the charts. Can you imagine a teacher doing this today??
My first vote was for Reagan in 1980 and I haven’t looked back.
My proudest achievement(s) are my three children. My oldest is a freshman at a Univ of CA school, and she tells me war stories about debates with fellow students. My middle, my 17 year-old son, wants to join the Navy to serve his country. Even under Obama. My youngest is a work in progress, but oh what important work!
Katie-O: My dad used to buy 25 cent used paperbacks of Atlas Shrugged and keep them in the trunk of his car, to hand out to people he thought would learn/enjoy it. He always said, “This book will change your life!”
I clearly remember him giving a copy to my babysitter (what was I, maybe 6?) and she wrote him a long letter thanking him.
My dad passed away in July of 2000, and four months later, with the November presidential debacle, I was missing him sooo much. He would really have enjoyed it.
cheers.
I’m not a big supporter of Rush but I support his right of dissent. It’s is somewhat laughable that Obama has attacked him and target him, as well as talk radio. On one hand, Obama is doing everything in his power to make life comfortable for terrorist. Then, on the other hand, he targets and attacks a man who only speaks his opinion on the radio. I guess there is one thing Obama can’t stand is dissent. just look at how he got all stressed out when the politico reporter questioned him on his hypocrisy of appointing Mr. lynn, a Raytheon lobbyist to the position of Deputy Sec Def. It is disgusting.
I remember arguing, in grade school, that Nixon would be a better president than Carter. I joined the Marines in 1981 and I haven’t had to prove anything to anyone ever since. Have a great day!
Here’s a short story on democrats and republicians. I am a 65 year old white man, raised in Arizona, mostly in a ranching and farming area. I served in the Marine Corps and did two tours in Vietnam as a grunt. When I was a boy, everyone here was a democrat. Why? Because the democratic party stood for the rights of the working man, period. Today, these same farmers and ranchers (those that are left) are republicians. Why? Because the democrats no longer stand for the rights of the working man, they stand for the rights of whoever can vote them back in office. I can’t help but remember the woman on TV just before the election. She was going to vote for Obama because he would pay for her groceries and put gas in her car. America is lost.
My first real thought about conservative thinking came when my grandfather told a joke at one of our families’ Thanksgiving dinners.Gramps asked his liberal Democrat brother “you know when a liberal becomes a conservative?”, Uncle Bud says “no”, well Gramps says “when you begin to make a little money and want to keep some for yourself”. Then around 1979, I tried to buy my first home, interest rates were double digits and had to put the purchase on the back burner.Then a vote for the “Gipper” and the rest is history.
As a 60’s flower child I abhorred all things Republican. What turned me into a Conservative? Sept. 11, 2001!
Been conservative ever since 7th grade. My Dad was wrapped up in an affirmative action suit that was tried (true story) in the following manner:
The city’s affirmative action enforcement team (Human Relations Board) sent testers to apply for jobs, then they sued anyone that didn’t offer to hire the tester. The tester they sent to my Dad’s office wanted a job as a long haul truck driver. He had no CDL, no verifiable driving record, a felony record for manslaughter, and a chronic and unstable low back injury. To be a truck driver, you need to pass DOT requirements (healthy back and 1 year verifiable truck driving experience) and you need to be bondable (no felonies). Dad didn’t offer him a job.
The trial had three judges, two were members of the Human Relations Board, and one was a law professor from Creighton. The trial was prosecuted by a member of the HRB. After the first day of the trial, my Dad was calleld a racist on the local news. After the second day of the trial, the kangaroos at court admitted that my Dad did nothing wrong and dropped the matter. Surprisingly, the TV station didn’t cover that part.
I told this to my social studies teacher who shrugged it off and implied that my Dad was probably racist and that black people shouldn’t have to live by the same rules that everyone else had to.
It was that day that made me hate journalists and liberals.
I became a fiscal conservative during pre-med when I worked summers in a lumber yard. We had a wet spring so the construction season was delayed. We had a week of insane OT. I pulled 20 hours of OT that week. I soo looked forward to that check. When it came, I opened the envelope, checked the hours, and the gross, both correct. I looked at the net, and it was about $20 more than normal. All of my OT went to Uncle Sam. That point made me realize why we need simpler and fairer taxes.
What a great piece! Thanks (love this place).
My family emigrated here in the ’50’s (both parents were Polish prisoners of the Soviets) and they were finally released and had a fascinating life escaping communist Poland. My sister and I were born in what was then known as East Pakistan and my parents applied for visas to both Australia and US. Well, guess which came first! So here we finally came – finally naturalized as US citizens. I love this country – knowing what my parents went through, well, guess that turned me into a conservative – believe me it took a long time cause as a “hippie” believed only what Dems said. But boy did that change as I got older. 5 years ago I was diagnosed with MS so I am currently retired here in LA – moved here from Queens,NY to be with family -left liberal NY to liberal LA – so glad to find this site. Due to the retirement, I have lots of time, and read voraciously, watch news and am so sad about what’s going on in our government. What happened? I email them, call them, and still they do what they want!
You, Mr. Crowder are the future of conservatism – thanks – can’t someone start a website for conservative youth to talk about issues and be tolerant of others with differing opinions – kind of like this place?
We all have so much to learn about this country – isn’t it time the truth about conservative ideals comes out!
I began my evolution into conservatism as a freshman in college when I picked up a copy of Alexander Solzhenitzyn’s “The Gulag Archipelago” in the early 1970’s. Solzhenitzyn was at the time still a darling of the MSM; shortly after, he condemned Western society for “turning away from God” at an Ivy League commencement address, and disappeared from the view of our “free” press like a Soviet apparatchik in a Stalin-era group photo.
I could only read “Gulag” in short chunks, as the information therein was such a shock to my liberal system of beliefs about how the world operated. Those who think that all we need to do confront evil is to sit down and talk out our differences with our enemies need to read how well that turned out for the Kerenskyites and the Social Revolutionaries who tried that approach with Lenin and the Bolscheviks.
It was a lonely time to be a conservative. Ronald Reagan had just left the Governor’s mansion in California, and would not reappear on the national stage for eight years.
Fear not! This time we won’t have to wait that long.
Steven,
I can guarantee you, with 100% certainty, that your comedy career is going no where. Your lack of success in that field make you feel all sad because nobody cares/doesn’t agree with what you say. Now you come on this slanderous website and post a little rant about having to protect your right to go to the NASCAR race or jaw on about how George W. can’t protect us from the Al-Qaedas no more. I would recommend a McDonald’s application in your particular situation, because conservative, Caucasian, males probably don’t want to be seen at Taco Bell. If you want to brush up on your supposed craft and try your hand at some real comedy/social commentary, listen to some Bill Hicks or George Carlin. Those names are probably blasphemous to your little conservative ears and all, but anybody bold enough to stand on stage and try to make a joke about somebody being a photo negative you jaded racist, you would do yourself well to take some notes from them. It could do nothing but help you, if there is any hope for you at all. But, you can get an application at any McDonald’s. They are on every corner and they won’t ask you to impress them with your jokes or pick on you for your beliefs. They just need somebody to make fries, flip burgers, answer the drive through and clean up the lobby. You will make a better living. You are not funny, yes, nobody cares about your past, present or future no matter how much you video blog or post on the irrelevant and bitter excuse of a website.
Thanks, but no thanks,
SrgntP.
Peeeaaace
Loved the Alfred E. Newman joke. That’s better than my desciption. I always thought of Obama as “Jimmy Carter with Shoe Polish”.
I checked out your youtube channel. You are great! I am going to turn all of my freinds on to you.
Regards,
Tralfazzz
HEY SRGNT P.
There are websites such as the Daily Kos and the Huffington Post to spew your hateful drivel.
Doesn’t appear to be much of it on this site. Most people agree or disagree with the issues
rather than heap on the personal insults the way liberal nutjobs like you do. Just one more example
of why life is so much more pleasant in Conservative-ville. Click on another site, will you!
My son, like you , is a smart, articulate conservative. He struggles with this everyday at college, so I am sending your column to him.
I and 55 and grew up in a Republican household. But at about 20 I changed my registration to Democrat, probably more to be unlike my parents than anything else. I was not far left, but followed the mainstream liberal thought during my 20’s.
But during my 30s I matured and had to be honest with myself. I could not accept the liberal lines any more. The turning point was the OJ criminal trial, and the LA NOW president Tammy Bruce’s vigil against domestic abuse. NOW fired her for being racist. Racial politics trumped women’s rights on abuse.
Once I believed this was wrong and hypocritical, all of the left’s mostly bumper stick positions quickly fell for me as well. I changed my party affiliation and voted conservative since.
For me being liberal is the easy way of dealing with life. It takes some principles and discipline to be conservative, because it is based on personal responsibility.
I will look into those FLOWER CHILD
thank you
Steven, I think became a conservative when I saw those (in the pop culture) who opposed my developing Christian beliefs as a teenager. My first vote was for Reagan in 1984, and I haven’t looked back. I spent 10 1/2 years working as a letter carrier as part of a very Democrat-leaning union, and received a great deal of abuse my last few years, because of some coworkers’ hatred for George W. Bush. It always struck me how miserable they were. I wasn’t miserable when Clinton was President, so it didn’t make sense to me, except perhaps that their close-minded liberalism contributed to their misery. Even with Obama in the White House, I will choose to be happy. God bless you, and if you get a gig in the Minneapolis area give a shout.
My grandfather lived to be 97 and was a lifelong supporter of the Republican party in Rhode Island–he always chuckled at what a minority position that was to be in!
I grew up listening to parents and grandparents debate the issues of the day, and it wasn’t until I went to college in the early 1980s that I heard arguments that were very different from those I grew up with. I listened to what they had to say, but I just couldn’t agree with them. And the way they made their points was so blatantly manipulative that I was offended–they took for granted that my views were up for grabs. There was no sensible debate. In their view, I was misinformed and needed to be shown the proper way.
While I despair that the halls of higher education have only become worse in their liberal teachings in the intervening decades, I actually have great hope in the generation coming into their adulthood now. I have two children heading to college–they and their friends have very clear political views that much more defined that my friends and I had when we went to college. They have also grown up being taught that their opinions matter, and they won’t be the least bit shy about expressing their views. It should be interesting.
I do think that as the 60s generation FINALLY retires, there is potential for positive change in higher education.
I also don’t think that many people realize the profound effect that 9/11 had on the young people who were just little kids at the time–we will see how that plays out as they mature and seek their own paths in life.
When I listen to the young people that I know, I have great hope for the future of this country. Now if our generation can just stop screwing things up before they are ready to handle the responsibility…
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“srgntpoliteness – January 28th, 2009 at 8:05 am
Steven,
I can guarantee you, with 100% certainty, that your comedy career is going no where. Your lack of success in that field make you feel all sad because nobody cares/doesn’t agree with what you say. Now you come on this slanderous website and post a little rant about having to protect your right to go to the NASCAR race or jaw on about how George W. can’t protect us from the Al-Qaedas no more. I would recommend a McDonald’s application in your particular situation, because conservative, Caucasian, males probably don’t want to be seen at Taco Bell. If you want to brush up on your supposed craft and try your hand at some real comedy/social commentary, listen to some Bill Hicks or George Carlin. Those names are probably blasphemous to your little conservative ears and all, but anybody bold enough to stand on stage and try to make a joke about somebody being a photo negative you jaded racist, you would do yourself well to take some notes from them. It could do nothing but help you, if there is any hope for you at all. But, you can get an application at any McDonald’s. They are on every corner and they won’t ask you to impress them with your jokes or pick on you for your beliefs. They just need somebody to make fries, flip burgers, answer the drive through and clean up the lobby. You will make a better living. You are not funny, yes, nobody cares about your past, present or future no matter how much you video blog or post on the irrelevant and bitter excuse of a website.
Thanks, but no thanks,
SrgntP.
Peeeaaace
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This, is a pure example of the ‘useful idiot’ (see above). Liberalism will rally around, use complete negativity, try to denouce and demolish someone rather than try to help them. Oh, and to this useful idiot, you have no idea about conservatism. George W Bush WAS AND IS NOT a conservative. Because you have been programmed that way, makes you blind in the fact about the late great George Carlin. He, was about 80% conservative (given you understand what conservatism is). Conservatism is about using reason, logic, and language, which that is exactly what George Carlin was about. So, again, the useful idiot making reference he knows nothing about. Syntax error in your programming maybe?
Steven and to many others reading/posting on here, I have a message for you: continue to be true to yourselves. Conservatism is only a dirty word for those immersed in filth, because, it threatens to clean them. Only through continued faith and resolve in yourself, can you maintain your sanity and your identity. That, is the last great deception of liberalism: the lies of self worth and identity. This is exactly what liberalism does not want to see. Why? You aren’t part of the ‘in crowd’ anymore.
If any liberal wishes to debate me further on this, reply to me. I’ll then post my email address, and feel free to debate-that is, if you are sufficiently prepared to meet me. I’ve extended the same offer to thousands of liberals throughout the years. If you haven’t heard of Hause, consider it your introduction. I am one conservative that does not back down or himmmmhawwww at any gauntlet.
I was a big Jimmy Carter fan but too young to vote for him. As it turned out, those Carter years were very difficult for our family. The building business was dismal and I still remember the odd/even tag number requirement to get gasoline as a remedy for the gas lines, 444 days of being punked by Iran, gave away the panama canal, and on and on… chipping away at my beliefs forged in public school. Then came Ronald Regan who I liked very much but I did not admit to myself nor identify myself as a republican until, believe it or not, Bruce Springsteen came out against Regan in a nasty way. For some odd reason, that was the final straw for me even though I was a Fan of Bruce.
I was never really into politics up until about the end of my undergraduate years. My mother and her family are all liberals; my dad and his family are all conservatives. I got no clear message on politics except, “People yell at each other because of it.” It registered as kind of a vague amusement or annoyance, depending on the situation.
Growing up, I took the anarchist line–not out of any real conviction, but as a strategy, I suppose, of not having to agree with anyone while still being cool. I just didn’t like or care about politics.
But clearly, as an anarchist, I was never comfortable with lefties. Righties never really bothered me; but then again, I never knew any (I grew up in California). In any case, temperamentally, I was always inclined to fall back on the lame “They’re all the same, etc.” line, which is really a rationalization of thoughtlessness and apathy presented as proper thoughtful cynicism.
My awakening, such as it was, came as a result of two incidents in college. First, a debate was staged between the three conservatives at my small liberal arts school and a handful of lefties. From the audience, I watched as the audience hurled invective at and shout down the conservatives (one of whom was actually a liberal acting like a conservative, because there weren’t enough conservatives at the school to fill the panel–go figure. I was disgusted, on principle. The next day, one of the conservatives had the tires on his car slashed.
The next experience was another debate put on by a friend of mine who was a Resident Advisor. One of the kids made reference to Isamic terrorism, and people in the audience were hurt and started to cry. They complained, my friend was summoned, and promptly fired from his RA position.
That was it for the Left as far as I was concerned. But it made me no more inclined to conservatism.
Conservatism came simply when I decided to learn about things. It was a relatively smooth process, and I had basically no ideology to lose or defend. As Obama says, I just went with what “worked.”
Thomas Sowell played a big role; Victor Davis Hanson; and my classical education–especially Thucydides, Plato, and Aristotle. I think Theodore Dalrymple sealed the deal for me (“Life at the Bottom”).
Oh, and I almost forgot–reading about Communism. Yeah, that was probably the biggest thing, in retrospect. Reading Richard Pipes and Robert Conquest put a scare in me something fierce. Fierce. Strange to say, but my conservatism began in 2004-ish as anti-communism.
That then segued into learning about totalitarianism in general, Islamism, and the collusion of the Left in modern anti-semitism (“Anti-Zionism”). David Solway wrote a really good book on a similar path taken, if anyone’s interested (Hey, why isn’t he on bighollywood by the way?).
Thanks for reading.
This is the same basic way I came into conservatism. I saw a convocations forum where Abby Hoffman and G. Gordon Liddy debated. These may not be people you know of. Anyway, Abby Hoffman was much cooler and I started the evening rooting for him. G. Gordon Liddy must have tapped into a part of my mind that craved making sense, because at the end of the evening I was still cheering for Hoffman, but knowing Liddy was really the winner.
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I like your style kid, and I’m not much older than you, but you definitely are funny. I’ll check out your youtube channel. cheers!
Ronald Regan
Need I say More.
I personally find the labels conservative and liberal irrelevant. Most issues are much more nuanced than either side is willing to admit, though I’m sure no leftist, and I’ve never really been interested in politics. That said, I get blasted for being a moral conservative by the liberals (and normally by the conservatives for sounding too liberal because I don’t see everything as black and white as they do on political questions). I became a moral conservative at age 10. It’s so hard to defend these days that I don’t bother even telling anyone about it. I let my actions speak for themselves and let people figure it out on their own, which I can do because it really isn’t relevant to my job. In your profession, you have to take a position because it’s so central to the things you do in the entertainment world. I do some work on a film festival and was open about being against selecting porn for it every year, the result of which is that they don’t let me near the screeners without throwing a fit.
I was born in the 70’s so Regan was not really something I understood. However now, it is something I see as that way I like things run, looking back. I was raised by conservative parents, but was always told to explore and understand things on my own – [absolutely no indoctrination, my parents bought me a Green Peace book once...] When I was younger, I remember once asking who they voted for. My mom told me, voting is a private thing, and that it was not really anyone else’s business. That answer angered me at the time, but honestly now… I get it. Really though, I doubt my mom could ever vote democrat, she would probably keel over.
So as I grew older, I generally voted republican, have voted democrat a few times in local or state elections, but never for president. I always voted republican there, until this year [no, not Obama]. I was fortunate; I went to one of the Concordia’s, a private Lutheran college, so being what I would call a moderate conservative was never a problem.
After school, when I started paying taxes and fending for myself, and in turn dealing with some of rather daffy liberal friends [Teachers], I came to realize I am one of the worst kind of conservative out there: the Conservative/Libertarian Scientist [Geneticist]. I thrive on logic and reason, and I can tell you now if you call a liberal’s emotions into question during a debate and make them squirm, it is really amusing and entertaining. Please try it, you won’t be disappointed.
Have you looked into Thou Shalt Laugh.com ?
They have 3 DVD’s out.
I was raised in a conservative home, went through the typical rebellion in my teens in which I drifted away from the core values that were taught, but in my early 20’s I returned to conservatism. My brush with liberalism (and a moderate one at that) was restrictive – not following party lines was unthinkable, not falling in line with every DNC party platform was treated with disdain, ridicule, and mockery. These people were suppose to be my friends, but my pro-life stance was like leprosy.
I rather like thinking for myself. Conservatism gives me that freedom. I do not toe the party line, but that matters little to my friends and family with whom I openly disagree on a few hot-button issues. I am not looked at with disdain, I am not mocked. Open and lively discussions end with a shrug and a ‘live and let live’ attitude.
In my experience, conservatives are the ones who truly honor the spirit of the first amendment. There were no calls from politicians to stop listening to Air America. There were no organized attacks from Capital Hill against, say, Randi Rhodes or Al Franken or Daily Kos when Republicans were in control. President Bush never openly derided Alan Colmes, no matter what he may have thought privately. President Obama and his fairness doctrine minions apparently don’t hold the same belief in the first amendment as I do. It is why they will never get my vote.
The truest test of one’s belief in the first amendment is the lengths that you will go to do defend someone with whom you do NOT agree. Defending those you agree with is easy. My liberal friends (the few that I have left after saying that I wasn’t voting for Obama – yes, I lost friends over that, thanks for the tolerance) should be disgusted and ashamed about Pelosi’s fairness doctrine rejuvination, yet they are not. Last time I checked, dissent was still patriotic. Funny how that’s not the case anymore.
So you’re upset because people didn’t think racist or homophobic jokes were funny? And you’re the victim? Please post those two jokes (or a video of your performance). It would be entertaining to see your examples.
Chowder, you’re a joke.
The guy goes on humourless rants raging against elitist lefties but the second someone challenges him on his YT page he bans them. He can dish it but like most right-wing infants, he can’t take it.
He’s not an entertainer cause he’s not entertaining and he’s definitely not funny cause he’s too bitter.
I can’t say that there is a single instance that “switched” me from being liberal to conservative. I think for me it was a slow progression, mostly brought on by an overexposure to real life. I began to realize that while liberal ideas sounded really good and made you feel good about yourself for endorsing them the truth was they never really seemed to help anybody.
I think if there was a true “turning point” came at a Perkin’s at 3 AM. I was working as a delivery driver at the time and my coworker and I stopped for breakfast at Perkins which is how we generally spent our lunch break.
It was saturday night and there were a large group of college kids at the next table, all of them wearing what my co-worker and I jokingly referred to as the “Standard Uniform” of the overprivledged joe college crowd who were so desperate to prove they were “free thinkers.” At the time it was generally a long black leather coat, a black turtle neck and a beret. Funny for all the yapping they did about the “underprivledged” none of them seemed to take even a second to consider that what their parents had dropped on just that portion of their wardrobe would have probably paid for all my groceries for a month at least, and what their parents were forking over in tuition would probably see me through the next several years at least.
At any rate they are all standing around and the leader of the crowd keeps jumping up and making socially concious speeches loudly enough to be heard through half the resteraunt. Just our luck we get the booth right next to them. We sat through several such impromptu social diatriabes, the last was on how horrible we were as a society to allow the spotted owl to become extinct simply so that some evil corporation could cut timber, which was something of an issue at the time.
As were waiting for our food the leader jumps up again and begins what was meant to be yet another rousing speech and began it the same way he had begun each of his previous diatribes, “You know what’s wrong with society today?”
Well, I’d finally had my fill and I just couldn’t help myself, so I turned around and looking over the back of my booth at the group I interrupted with, “Yes, I know exactly what is wrong with society today.”
This stunned them more than a bit I think, and before their “fearless” leader could recover I capitilized on my opening. “You see, the problem is we have entirely too many loud mouthed jerks who spout off all sorts of opinions about how evil everyone else is without taking ten seconds to check their facts. Take the spotted owl, for example. Anyone who’d done ten minutes worth of research on their own could tell you that the reason they are almost extinct has absolutely nothing to do with lumber companies. The truth is their almost extinct because the breed with the brown owl, and the result of such genetic crossing is almost always a brown owl, which is slowly rendering the spotted owl extinct. But that’s not the real problem, the real problem is that too damn many people come out to Perkins at 3 in the morning and whine and cry about how bad things are instead of getting up off their lazy butts and doing something about the problem. So what’s really wrong with society? The beret wearing, coffee swilling, no tip leaving rich kids who live in mommy and daddies basement and don’t have a damn clue what real life is really like because not a one of them has ever worked for a living. As long as mom and dad are footing all the bills it leaves them free to swill coffee and pass judgement on the rest of us poor working slobs who just came in for breakfast at this time of night because we work for a living. That’s what’s wrong with society today.”
Needless to say a stunned silence followed, the group of beret wearers got their check and left quickly, paying for their coffee and not leaving a tip. The elderly gentleman in the booth next to us started laughing after they left and told me, ‘You know, I’ve always wanted to say something like that but never had the guts to do it.’
That was the moment I realized I was pretty much stone cold conservative, much as my father had been before me. I had run to liberalism for all the wrong reasons, stayed with it for all the wrong reasons, and eventually when logic and common sense became more important to me than espousing all the “correct” group think my days as a liberal came to an end, forever.
As to defending my conservatism, it’s constant. Not a day goes by that some member of the tolerant crowd doesn’t call me something filthy, or accuse me of being a racist, or a homophobe, or whatever. I’ve gotten rather accustomed to it actually, sad but true.
In 1976, our class had a mock presidential election. I was the only one who stood in the Republican corner. After the teacher cajoled some, a few others came over. Many booed me as I stood my ground.
I don’t do groupthink, hate the false cheering or boosterism and won’t do halleluahs either. I was looked down upon at a fair for not standing up for the “Proud to be an American” song. It doesn’t change much even today.
I was a conservative for 20 years. Then I read your article. Now I’m a liberal.
To Todd Robbins: Enjoyed your story, but just to be nice you should probably apologize to CCFK. Not just for exercising your free speech, but for existing. I’d be willing to bet you a cup of coffee that CCFK wears a beret. People such as this tend to make me question my anti-abortion views. As Arsenio Hall used to say: “Things that make you go Hmmmm….”.
Regards,
Tralfazzz
Daddy was a conservative, Mom was a dem, I grew up seeing more eye-to-eye with the old man. And given that I a) went to Berkeley, San Francisco State AND Kent State, b) live in California, and c) work in education, you can imagine the vitriol that has been rained down upon my head over the years.
I’m proud to have raised a crop of conservative kids, however, three of whom also went to Cal. It can be done.
I became a conservative after 20 years of being a pretty serious liberal democrat on 9/11/2001. Bill Clinton did ZERO to prevent it, despite the two attacks during his adminstration and despite the CIA warnings – and yes, there were warnings – check out Kofer Blacks testimony at the 9/11 Commission hearings. It was a pretty cold shower when I realized that my belief system was completely backwards. I know it’s horrible to credit 9/11, but honestly, you would think there would have been millions of converts after that. The democrats have everything wrong, particularly why muslim extremists hate the US. (note to the left: It’s not Bush’s fault)
And, like any good convert to anything, I’m completely fanatical. My husband, a somewhat liberal Republican, finds me pretty amusing. Note to Bob’s Kid – my husband graduated Cal in 1969 and was in Naval ROTC and went on to do three tours in Vietnam. Anything is possible.
Tralfazzz – glad you enjoyed it. Curiuosly enough my buddy and I got free coffee from then on out whenever we stopped at that particular perkins, seems the manager was very greatful to us for running off that crowd. Seems after that they didn’t come back, guess they started hanging out at the Denny’s up the street.
As to CCFK, I doubt any apology I could come up with would work, first because it really wouldn’t be sincere and second because folks like CCFK really cannot forgive anyone who doesn’t agree with them 100% on every issue. He’s got that same, “Anyone who dares to disagree with me is evil” thing going that most of the far left has, they have so much of there personal status and self worth tied up into their politics that trying to debate with them for the most part is a total waste of time. No worries though, grown rather accustomed to it over the years.
As to the beret.. hmm.. that might be worth a bet indeed. The incident at Perkins was quite a few years ago and I believe the “standard” uniform has gone through several iterations since then. Naturally it depends on which group CCFK belongs to as to what his standard uniform would be, much like any subspecies the plumage varies depending on their individual genus in the liberal phylum. Not much to go on based on his rather meger retorts of course, but if I had to guess this would be a member of Liberalis Egeo Ladius, a particulary interesting sub species in that they espouse liberal ideas primarily for the purpose of impressing the female of the Liberalis Vociferores Femanazus, and convincing her that he is worthy of procreation.
The angry rant of course is much like a mating dance, the louder and angrier it is the more convinced the Liberalis Egeo Ladius is that he can attract a mate. Curiously enough though on the off chance this does work the mate he attracts only stays breifly for a few couplings before moving on to another Liberalis Egeo Ladius with brighter plummage and louder voice, or deciding that the coupling itself was so awful that they would be better off with members of their own gender and genus.
This however can often cause a great deal of confusion, since neither the males of the Liberalis Egeo Ladius or the females of Liberalis Vociferores Femanazus shave their arm pits, and since the males are generally fairly physically weak and unimpressive specimens to say the least telling them apart can be quite difficult indeed.
But if I am correct I believe the standard uniform you’d be looking for would be a black concert T-shirt of the appropriate “so out their in socially concious band”, usually U2 or some other band that has recently written some complaint/hate rock about a conservative or conservatism in general. Socially concious band t-shirt often alternated with “socially concious” T-shirt featuring popular lib cause/celebrity dejour, such as Peta, Che, etc.
Hair unkempt, but no hat or beret. Occasionally covered with a “do-rag” but usually only if attending one of the “right” protests. The males generally wear baggy pants or jeans of some sort. If they are jeans of course they are the most expensive designer label that have generally been cut up to give them that “yes, I’m so street” look. Feet are generally adorned with sandals to show off the “I’m to hip for a manicure” look as well as allow the scent to ward off predators.
Can’t be certain of course, but that would be my guess based on what little information I have at hand. That’s the problem with the whole phylum really, their mating calls are all so annoyingly similar – Lol..
Little late posting on this thread, but here goes.
I’m lucky enough to have always been conservative. My Dad came back to America after WWII (he had been living on the family farm in Ukraine), and initially was a Democrat. After being here a number of years and surveying the scene, he became a Republican. Run forward to the early 70’s when my brother and I were born. My Dad’s greatest worry was that liberalism would lead to socialism and communism and he had done that. He’d been in the underground and had friends killed and blown up by the Soviets simply because Ukraine wanted her freedom; he met people who had been starved in Stalin’s great famine; he had been in a German labour camp and the pictures of him as he arrived in America are startling. My handsome, strapping dad was almost a skeleton, with his belt cinched so tight to keep his trousers on that there were folds of extra fabric around his thin waist, a hunted look in his eyes. He truly feared the rise of socialism, and he and my mother listened to the news (WINS in NY a lot), and talked politics. He was so pleased when Ronald Reagan was elected; here was someone who really understood the lie that is communism. My father was extremely bright, and hard working; he could do complicated calculations with ease, had a beautiful trained voice, (low bass), spoke several languages, was a great chess player (to say nothing of the Risk games where he could wipe us all out with ease) and was great with carpentry, fixing cars and welding… he even painted and sketched. In short, there wasn’t much he couldn’t do or attempt, but socialism… I think that was the only thing that he really feared and worried about. I’ve read some Solzhenitsyn and the few stories my dad shared were chilling, as Solzhenitsyn’s are.
I grew up in NJ, and I was definitely in the minority. Being a bit precocious about current events, more so than my otherwise occupied fellow school mates, I was often ridiculed when I would argue that no, Ronald Reagan wasn’t going to lead us to nuclear war with his rhetoric against the Soviet Union. Sadly my father died suddenly in 1984, and the first hand wisdom and stories I should have enjoyed and taken to heart when I was older – about communism and totalitarianism and Ukraine – died with him.
Although I have softened on some social issues (I used to think drug users should be executed; I am a bit more libertarian in my views about that now!), I haven’t changed my mind about who I am, what’s important and why I’m a Republican. I live in Washington state now, another liberal infested state, and even some of my very best friends haven’t spared me from jabs or thoughtlessness concerning my views. Recently, the maid of honour at my wedding, a close friend of mine for over 16 years, cancelled definite plans at the last minute to come over and see us, (just 2 hours before we expected her), so she could be up early and at a friends house for Obama’s inauguration, even though months ago she strongly disliked him. Party affiliation is the thickest blood of all, I guess.
I’ve been to parties where people, knowing my politics, have loudly stated how they think anyone who is a Republican should be prohibited from voting. The ironic thing is that these people, including my maid of honour, (we’ll call her ‘Denise’) think they are far more educated about politics than I am. “People ask me for my opinion on current events”, ‘Denise’ said to me last year with a straight face, “because they know I have a subscription to ‘Time’ and read it religiously.” When she called to cancel our plans however, and began talking about the inauguration, she admitted she didn’t know the process necessary to get to that point (certifying the results, the Electoral college process, etc). And, despite the fact that she and her husband are always marveling at the history and general knowledge my husband and I seem to have (we read a LOT, about nearly every topic you can imagine, and my husband’s father had a PhD in history), she’s never interested in how it is that two people she apparently has admiration for can be Republicans. The few conversations we’ve had about politics over the years have generally been along the lines of how she thought it was awesome that Clinton went on MTV, while Bush the First showed he was out of touch with his response. When my husband mentioned my blog site at one point, she commented she wouldn’t go read it, because it ‘would make her mad’. Oh well. What’s ironic that that they’re considering a private school for their near school-age son. Her husband has made some noise that he finds libertarianism interesting, so we’ll see.
To me, being a Republican has always been about personal freedom and choice; the opportunity to make errors and learn from them and to take risks and reap rewards – it works both ways. My husband says liberalism is a luxury and he’s right; liberalism operates almost entirely in a made up world called utopia. It doesn’t deal with real problems, people or desires; to liberals all people are the same, to be fitted with the same options, healthcare and results. I utterly reject that.
There’s more to the story and I could go on, but this is already too long so I’ll just say this…
The only person you can rely on is yourself and placing trust in government is a fools errand. Being a Republican means you’re in charge of your destiny; being a liberal means you are subject to the whims of your government. I chose the former, for better or worse.
Steven – I think you are a brilliant young man. Keep up the good work and keep being a leader for the young conservatives. I showed my 10 year old some of your videos and he thought you were great. I pray that he will be a leader and not a follower. Have any advice?
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