Empty Suit, California Style
by Riley HunterTo the delight of California’s illegal aliens, socialists, unqualified minority job-seekers and militant bicyclers who blow up Hummer dealerships in the name of suffering polar bears, smarmy San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom announced on Tuesday he is running for governor in 2010. Newsom chose San Francisco-based Twitter─the de facto, mandatory communication tool for hip celebs and gossipy high school girls─to officially reveal his plans. Indeed, inexperienced, over-packaged, provincial narcissists with radical agendas, cocaine issues, elitism fetishes, an undeserved sense of entitlement and contempt for the American way of life aren’t just for the White House anymore. California has found change it can believe in.
At a time when reckless, lightweight, non-achieving ideologues are all the rage in American politics; when nary a meaningful accomplishment is needed to move up the political ladder; when substance takes a backseat to teleprompters and pedestrian, car salesman charms; Newsom is trying to parlay his overly-bleached smile, expensive suits and camera-ready prop wife (not pictured below) into the most visible governorship in the United States.
The early conventional wisdom on Newsom─when first elected─was that despite the vapid pretty boy image, insiders knew he was he was going to be the next JFK, if not better. Five years later the reviews are in: even the insiders realize that on his best day, he’s an embarrassment to vapid pretty boys everywhere.
To date, Newsom’s greatest achievement as Mayor of San Francisco was getting re-elected in a landslide despite having repeated sex with his best friend’s/campaign manager’s wife (of course, he had to go through the motions of rehab following a Pat O’Brien style booza culpa). Other notable accomplishments include arriving drunk to the vigil of a dying police officer; declaring a city-wide “Colt Studio Day” to honor a San Francisco-based gay porn company (there’s no such thing as too much pandering to the gay community in San Francisco politics); fellaciating a news reporter’s microphone on camera (admittedly, he may have been drunk or high on coke at the time); unilaterally ordering city agencies to issue marriage licenses to gay couples without any legal authorization to do so (he was ignoring the US Constitution before Obama made it cool to do so); offering no-questions-asked city ID cards and bank accounts to illegal aliens to help them launder save their money; appearing in the contact list of Paris Hilton’s hacked cell phone; increasing city funding of alternative lifestyle street festivals; dating a 19-year-old girl in between wives (though he honorably forced her to change her age on MySpace to 26 in anticipation of cameras catching them drinking together); and violating federal law in the name of sanctuary by failing to report illegal aliens negotiating their way through the city’s criminal justice system.
Newsom’s reign over San Francisco reflects the tradition of City Hall legends Kwame Kilpatrick, Marion “Bitch Set Me Up” Barry, John Street and Ray Nagin─combining bad judgment, bad policies, incompetence, arrogance and corruption in creative, new ways. The city is in disarray: bankrupt; filthy; ubiquitously potholed and cracked; and festering with drugs, homeless and illegals. Its sanctuary-city status, touchy-feely approach to crime, and maniacal spending on social services have encouraged all matter of societal debris to migrate there in mass. When it doesn’t smell like over-ripe trash, it smells like stale urine. Not really what Tony Bennett had in mind.
Law and order is (sort of) maintained by an inept police department emasculated by Newsom’s fondness for illegal aliens and affirmative action. His bizarre choice of police commissioner, Asian-American female Heather Fong (think of her as San Francisco’s version of Janet Napolitano but wimpier, less qualified and more stupid), helped him with the city’s considerable Asian and “progressive” votes, but didn’t help much with the crime rate in general or the homicide rate in particular, which reached a 13-year high under her watch. Fong is best known for forgetting to take a required gun re-certification test and inspiring department-wide contempt and disorganization.
The SFPD recently found its way into national headlines when it was learned that a hapless undocumented worker with multiple felony convictions and at least four timeouts in San Francisco prisons had no trouble getting out and killing a man along with his two sons. Per Newsom’s policy of progressive tolerance ─ multiple felony convictions notwithstanding ─ this unfortunate fellow was never reported to Immigration and Customs Enforcement for deportation.
However, luckily for the SFPD, thanks to the existence of the San Francisco Municipal Transit Organization, the SFPD is not the city’s least organized and most dysfunctional agency. Seemingly, the only thing killing more people in San Francisco than illegal aliens and common criminals is Muni busses. But in all fairness, Newsom did ban all bottled water from city government offices to help the environment.
In a peculiar juxtaposition, while Newsom wants to capitalize on the Obama Inertia and ride his hallowed Burberry coattails into the California Governor’s Mansion, the broke, wretched San Francisco he leaves behind may well be a microcosm of the America Obama leaves behind once all of his hope/change jibber jabber has been realized. Both men stand for the same idiocy; they’re just operating at different points on their respective disaster timelines.
If there’s an upside to Gavin Newsom it’s the latest Mrs. Newsom. This is not your father’s first lady. Yes, she’s pretty; she knows how to smile; and she knows how to dress (putting her at least three legs up on another first lady I know). She even comes complete with a Stanford pedigree. But more importantly, she’s starring in a movie released last month where she engages in a three-way sex act with a Sasquatch and an alien (space, not illegal). If there’s someone out there who’s put a Stanford MBA to better use, I’m not aware of it. Take that, Shriver!
One of Newsom’s Democratic competitors in 2010 will probably be another unaccomplished, philandering, dead-behind-the-eyes big-city mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa of Tijuana by the Sea Los Angeles. Villaraigosa’s credentials include past membership in a Mexican street gang and changing his name mid-way through life to something more exotic (a la Barry Sotero)—the lovably ethnic Villaraigosa used to be Tony Villar, Jr. Other likely Democratic candidates include former Governor Moonbeam himself, Jerry Brown, and one-third of Capitol Hill’s NorCal half-wit trifecta, Diane Feinstein. Clearly, not the best options… kind of like the sides menu at a county fair fish-on-a-stick stand.
At the rate Barry is debasing the Office of President of the United States, the empty suit movement should be debunked by 2010. But as the 2008 presidential election demonstrated, the naiveté of the electorate can never be under-estimated. If a dopey community organizer can be elected President of the United States, why couldn’t an aging, wannabe frat boy be elected Governor of California?
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Great, another idiot getting higher up in power. Just what the nation needs.
With the way our country is going, Saudi Arabia is starting to sound like an attractive option…
If Cal. elects this guy, you know that we had slid into socialism with no hope in sight. From what I've heard, the Golden State is in awful shape. People are leaving like flies. Newsom would make Boxer and Feinstien look like Attilla the Hun, with all of his pie-in-the-sky rhetoric. Hopefully, the light will be clear, and the people bounce out those scallawags with abandon. Elect people with content and character. Amen!
We locals of a moderate to conservative nature refer to him as Gavin Noisome or Gavin Nuisance. The scary part is that next to his peers, he looks like the sensible one.
I wish they wouldn't leave their state. We just had a couple move in from San Diego to our town, and they want us all to do it their way.
Just what Maine needs, more liberals and socialists.
You know Tijuana itself is by the sea, right?
One suspects a sea change of tax exiles and semi-responsible business people will try to wrest control back from the Gavin Nitwits of the world. If history is any judge 2010 will not be kind to tax and spend liberal/lefties such as the good mayor… the cut taxes, cut spending mantra should be reaching a crescendo by then. If not, well as the saying goes 'you may not get the governent you want, but you will invariably get the government you deserve'.
Jesus. . Gavin Newsome appears to be like Patrick Bateman and Kwame Kilpatrick in ONE PERSON. And if that doesn't make you nervous, I don't know what will.
*MissQuinn*
If people want to vote for him they deserve all that he'll do.
Smile of the Day: BOzo The Great Orator outrunning his portoprompter (this time on film)
http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0409/obam...
Obama Bought The Presidency
Exactly. At least all the crazy is one place. These liberals leave the Northeast and California due to too much crime and high taxes. Then the proceed to f-up nice places like Colorado by voting the exact same way for sanctuary cities and nanny-state nonsense. You guys deserve Newsom. Stay there and support him.
Please!
Hawk, can SF be saved? I used to think that if you could get the Chinese to vote, they'd tend to be pro-business and not gaga for spending tax dollars on gender-reassignment benefits.
Newsome is a perfect candidate for the clown car California. Yesterday driving to the beach I saw approx 50 for sale signs; these were not new homes. On one block I saw 6 for sale signs. This state has become a petri dish of lewtwing stupidity, anti-business legislation and socialist welfare spending and it seems like people are beginning to flee for freedom. My partner and I are already making preparations to move our business and families; CA is no longer the Golden State, it’s a socialist Mexican colony. 3 years ago I promised myself to leave CA in ten years, now I’ll be outa here by 2010.
What are you suggesting?
I promise all y'all that when we move out of California we will fit in to whatever community we move to.
Pinky swear….lock it up, as my daughter says
Now this is a politician I can get behind. . . and push over a cliff.
Seriously, the left worships their political heros because they look to the man, not the policy. It's no surprise that in an increasingly vain world, they would start turning to pretty-boy empty suits. Frankly, I'm surprised they don't do an American-Democratic Idol to pick their candidate.
"Newsom’s reign over San Francisco reflects the tradition of City Hall legends Kwame Kilpatrick, Marion “Bitch Set Me Up” Barry, John Street and Ray Nagin─combining bad judgment, bad policies, incompetence, arrogance and corruption in creative, new ways. "
And those are his good points! You should see what he does with farm animals!
So you're vouching for him? *glances suspiciously at fellow poster*
California is in a sad state of affairs – and Newsom would take us to hell in a hand-basket. Good article. And by the way, Ritz cameras is closing all but two of its stores in California for one reason, 'we can't do business here anymore because it's too expensive', said the manager of one doomed store. Expect more to come and more taxes from the lefties…God help us, I'm going to Texas.
That using "Tijuana by the Sea" as an epithet for Los Angeles makes about as much sense as "Detroit on the Lake" to refer to Cleveland
Well thank you! It is nice that some people would try to take the effort to assimilate into the local culture.
Surprisingly, the Somali-Muslims who came to Maine have done a decent job (from what I see) assimilating. They still have a ways to go, but at least they make the effort.
Kind of like containing a plague, isn't it?
Kind of like containing a plague, isn't it?
I always wondered where on earth Satan would appear and in what human-form he would assume if he were to pop up to the surface for a walkabout…. well now, I can check those off my list
Ah, and here I thought you were going to suggest moving San Fran across the border. . .
===I always wondered where on earth Satan would appear and in what human-form he would assume if he were to pop up to the surface for a walkabout…. well now, I can check those off my list ===
Satan has higher standards, he would note take the form of a limp-wristed cupcake like Newsom.
The answer to your question is "no." The Chinese do vote, and they vote heavily conservative and Republican. But it's not enough. The Fang dynasty here in town is extremely left-wing and extremely powerful, and they have intimidated many shop-owners into displaying pro-Newsom and other lefty things in their windows. The younger generation has now lived off its hard-working parents who sacrificed everything for them long enough to become liberal Democrats as well. So–there is no joy in Nutsville, mighty Casey has run out.
Come up to Idaho – a right to work state. Plenty of highly educated folks. Also slightly more conservative than CA.
You’re looking at this from the wrong perspective. First and foremost CA politics are about comedy and entertainment. The funniest political ad I ever did see featured Newsom, unwittingly, in a YES on prop 8 commercial. Those around the country will miss these ads, which is a shame because they’ll top anything else on network TV.
I’m stocking up on popcorn, getting a big ol’bag of weed and dusting off the big screen. This political season is going to be ‘must see’ TV.
It's too early for a rant.
Season opens next week on trolls, no bag limit.
I grew up in Cali, and lived for several years in the Bay Area. Always loved San Francisco, even though parts of it were gross. Then I moved to NY in the 1980's. Over the course of two decades I watched NYC reach its nadir in the pre-Rudy years, and then climb back into sanity. We visited SF a couple of years ago, staying with friends. We took the kids for a walk, and were disgusted with how filthy SF was, and how dangerous and unstable it felt –junkies and winos all over the streets. Not edgy — just scary. My husband took the 2 y.o. to Valencia park, only to discover homeless people sleeping among the swings and playset, and unleashed dogs running all over. (There's some SF citizens who wage war on leash laws, because dogs have a "right" to run free.) We talked about it that night with our SF friends, who literally didn't SEE any of this, and thought the city was just wonderful. "You sound like you're from Peoria," said one, disapprovingly. "We're from [effing] NYC," growled my husband, who was born in NYC. "You know, the REAL big city."
Do you, whenever a place knowingly goes over the edge, as California has been doing since the days of Harry Callahan, just say to yourself, make this guy governor because it may take someone as useless as this guy, to make people realize mistakes and turn the state around (People left it in droves back in the early 90's) I'm not betting on it, but it's always hopeful. These commie libs have bankrupted the state because of wanting to provide a living and sustenance for everyone, including illegals, from cradle to grave. But you can say this, he looks like a more effeminate copy of Johnny Depp (If that were possible.).
I’m one of the last remaining natives of the “Peoples Republik of Kalifornia” still surviving komrades. (I’m only able to communicate with the outside world on a random basis, or when my handlers are too busy torturing another free citizen with endless YouTube loops of Perez Hilton and "Gay Pride" parades in San Fran).
I love this state for the easy access to the mountains, the coastline, the deserts and the moderate weather. The citizens, (in general), are good natured, helpful and friendly.
I am however, starting to conceder a change of location in the near future. (Galveston, Texas maybe). My elderly mom and dad are not doing so well lately, and I’ll just wait around till their earthly ride is over, (that is still many years from now), before I move on to more conservative frontiers.
But, after witnessing the number of citizens at the “tea-party” on the steps of the capital on the 15th, (est. at over 10,000 to date), The overwhelming turn out to approve of Prop. 8, and the fact that I like fishing here, I think I’ll stick around to help organize the surviving citizens of this state to KICK THIS SAN FRAN’S LEFTY LOON IN THE ASS around election time. Please lord, deliver unto us a conservative with a pair to oppose this twit. Amen.
My day’s of partisan politics are over. I can, and will, play it out like the left does to save this state and my country for my sons and their sons.
Shhhh…my handler's back…and she, of the stiletto heels and cat'o nine tails, looks really pissed.
I'll be good komrades.
Not over.
Great, take a guy wearing $12. worth of hair product and a $1000. suit and give him more power. He's the prime example of man plus bimbo = mimbo
All normal people should leave CA and let the degenerates turn this state into a nudist colony where they can have sex with animals, gay parades everyday, gang bangers will control city blocks, all drugs will be legal and food stamps will be dropped from the skies. A liberal utopia. I would just suggest that states sharing a border with CA build a wall to keep the filthy leftists from running to their states after they completely and definitively destroy CA.
This would be like electing Caligula to be Governor. As resident of CA, I hope to heaven this does not happen, but, given the LA to SF world, might!
Can we do that? I mean…it would have its advantages.
Its a sad day when Jerry Brown might look like a conservative (realitivly speaking of course).
It's never too early for a rant.
It's never too early for a good, old fashioned rant!
Sure, why not. We just need a few hundred thousand moving vans.
This is going to sound like heresy, but despite all his left-wing spouting and race-baiting over the years (including my nearly getting into a fistfight with him at the 1972 Democratic convention over our elected delegates versus his "gimme my [unelected] delegates" power grab), Willie Brown was a fairly good mayor.
"Frankly, I'm surprised they don't do an American-Democratic Idol to pick their candidate."
Aren't those what caucuses are when you get right down to it though?
If Johnny Depp promised to do his Captain Jack Sparrow routine full time, I would vote for him for governor — just to watch the chaos.
Thanks a lot. Now I'm gonna have nightmares for sure!
On the plus side though I will definately give you a big h/t for the American Psycho reference though. Probably the best description that I've heard yet for Newsom.
It's an affront to God, the Framers, and everything this country stands for that you can't hunt whatever you damn please, whenever you damn please, I think you'll agree
Newsom's been jerking other people (and himself) around for years though, so shouldn't his wrist be a bit stronger than that?
Chaos? That'd be better governance than they've been used to for a long time.
And I don't even like pirates.
Chaos? That'd be better governance than they've been used to for a long time.
And I don't even like pirates.
Thanks WaveyDavey. Idaho is a great place and being a snowboarder I know I’d love Sun Valley. My business is construction related so the state my partner and I choose to go to will have to be a state that has a decent amount of commercial and residential
development. Two states we’ve been considering are Colorado and Texas, Nevada was a consideration at one point but their construction has come to a screeching halt from what I’ve heard.
One thing is for sure, interesting times ahead.
I need bacon and eggs first. Then I'll rant.
Keep up the good fight. We'll airdrop National Reviews in plain brown paper to you bi-monthly.
Maybe I'll end up at Denny's for their Grand Slam breakfast so I can do a grand slam on Newsom. I said "end up" at Denny's because as one comedian said, "nobody actually goes to Denny's, you end up there." (This one was actually supposed to be a response to Golani, don't know how it ended up here).
[pulls up lawn chair, pops open beer]
Close, but no cigar. Not enough glizt, no snarky judges, and no singing.
Great read Riley Hunter! This is a living example of a civilization that’s in decline. Parallels with ancient Rome are alarming, and are gathering day by day. God help us, we’ll need it.
I promise, my other like minded conservative friends in other states. If I choose to live around you in the future, I’ll bring myself and my two young conservative trained sons to help augment the lefties of which you speak.
Not Over.
Another career politician. Great. These people have no choice but to run for political office because they couldn't possibly be successful doing anything else. Slim pickings in California.
I would definitely be worth the price of admission. . . at least in someone else's state.
Sadly. I fled CA and ended up in moderately red PA. As the state purpled, all the stupid laws began. In addition to the no smoking in a facility where everyone is already pickling their livers, there is a law that if you have your windshield wipers on, you must have your headlights on too. Makes sense, but a LAW? Are you freakin' kidding me? Don't our politicians have more important things to do like secure pork for their friends?
You are making me hungry. I do love me some Grand Slam breakfast….
LOL!! Well played!
Wait a damn minute here. As bad as SF is, I'm not ready to head south of the border.
All of my four siblings and my parents have left, my grandparents are preparing to get out. The only hope in Newsom getting elected is that his governorship will speed up California's slide into the abyss with lightning speed and the electorate will eventually come to its senses on issues like taxes, public assistance and illegal immigration. The state will get a Reagan-like figure to come in and clean house, setting him or herself up for the White House. I am trying to be optimistic here…it makes me cry to see what's currently happening to my home state.
I wouldn't expect any better from Maine. We have the same laws for the most part but they get progressively more idiotic, such as taxing the hell out of small businesses, but they give a free pass to places like Wal*Mart for giving people jobs, even as they implement things like self-checkout.
I wouldn't expect any better from Maine. We have the same laws for the most part but they get progressively more idiotic, such as taxing the hell out of small businesses, but they give a free pass to places like Wal*Mart for giving people jobs, even as they implement things like self-checkout.
If Newsom's opposed simply as a "moon beam" candidate, that actually might help him unless the criticism is biting enough. However, the far better way to oppose him – and send a message to other politicians – is to really press him on his support for illegal activity, specifically the illegal alien felon situation. Organize a group to go to one of his public appearances and really press him on that on video, and then upload his response to Youtube. However, you have to be sure to get your facts straight and roll his defense of that program into your question. That can't be stressed enough: if you don't do that, you'll help him give a speech. You have to point out the problems in his talking points, not just give him an opportunity to play them back.
There's additional information on him here:
http://24ahead.com/gavin-newsom-runs-california-g...
The bank issue is actually easier to ask about; ask him a yes/no question about the fact that he's helping banks profit from money that was earned illegally, and make sure he answers yes/no or is seen to be obviously avoiding the question.
That's what happens when you let the mayor of Philly run for Governor. We should just sell Philly to New Jersey, they'd get along better and the state government would more accurately reflect the rest of the state. Even Pittsburgh has its red moments after all.
I concur. Look at what they did to Austin! I know it was a hippie college town to begin with, but now it's just pretentious and self-absorbed. You made your bed — don't go lying in ours.
Sad as it makes me to say it, honestly Mexico City municipal government looks like a step up from what I've seen of San Francisco city government. And that's bad, real bad.
Beer and bacon? Where'd I leave my chaise lounger, this could get good.
True, since I have no plans for ever residing in California, it would be fairly entertaining for sure.
Also with CA’s unfettered illegal immigration from Mexico this state will probably have to be quarantined due to a swine flu epidemic or another outbreak down the road. Those from CA who’ve gone down to Tijuana or Ensenada for Papas & Beer™ know very well you’re not supposed to drink the water or you might get Montezuma’s revenge. Mexico is literally a filthy nation with abysmal sanitation, which is why you have these diseases emanating from these third world toilets. And how is CA addressing this potential epidemic from our southern border? They’re not, it’s business as usual and thousands of illegals that could be carrying the disease are illegally entering our state/nation.
When I emigrated from the USSR and eventually made it to the US we had medical examinations. We’ve become such a stupid politically correct nation that we’d rather allow diseased foreign nationals to sneak across our border and infect US citizens than offend these criminals by A) deporting them B) requiring a medical examination.
CA is a lost cause. Sell it back to Mexico but the precondition is that they have to keep the liberals.
I was planning on leaving San Francisco, I just didn't want to leave the United States.
I've been debating whether or not I should even bother voting in our state & local elections anymore.
Nobody bothered to show up and vote out Tony Villardonothing so why should I bother to vote for governor?
Besides, who need politicians to raise our taxes and when the voters of this state seem perfectly willing to do it themselves. Liberals have had a stranglehold on this state for decades and frankly, I don't see that changing anytime soon.
The only thing I get out of voting is jury duty.
I'm going Galt.
Ya know, now that you mention it, we should get to choose their governor. Hooo hooo ha ha ha!
You will all enjoy this story. As I've mentioned before, I used to be a Democrat activist. Even though I re-registered in 1994, and let everyone in the SF party hierarchy know it, and why, they just can't bring themselves to delete me from their e-mail, phone and snail mail lists. So I get all this nonsense in its full glory, and usually before the general public. Since I don't Twitter, don't ask me, I got the e-mail announcement of Noisome's bid for governor at the same time he twittered the twits who Twitter. Lucky me! The "Dear Fellow Democrat" e-mails from Nancy Pelosi are frequently very enlightening.
Nice! Don't you wish Lynn Swann would have tried harder?
I wub you? :p And who doesn't like the sound of . . . Governor "Bateman", I mean Newsome?
*MissQuinn*
Wait a while… Mexico will be part of the US – think of all those future democrats – It's like a plague.
Ah… my favorite time of the year!
Newsom is American Psycho.
I don't see the problem. He seems perfect for Nancy Pelosi's california, the state that leads the nation and is out to save the world. Couldn't be a better fit for contemporary american politics.
Thank you. When you gents get rolling, 'tis a thing of beauty.
Comments on this thread exhibit a better understanding of California's problems
than our legislature in Sacramento!
Comments on this thread exhibit a better understanding of California's problems
than our legislature in Sacramento!
You realize the entire fourth paragraph listing Newscom's "accomplishments" (heck, everything in the article) only makes him more attractive to the left, correct? If I were a betting man I'd put my money on Newscom.
I voted for him but he didn't really have the same sort of media coverage that Rendell did, for obvious reasons. I heard a rumor he was thinking of running again in 2010, if so he'd get my vote again.
Then again mine was an absentee ballot in 2006 and likely will be again in 2010, and you know how much Rendell just looooves those. I do it anyhow even though the chances of it getting counted are likely to be nil.
You mean all the libs are leaving? Maybe I'll stay…
What a twink.
Hey why not? I mean they're getting a huge chunk of "stimulus" money now aren't they? And isn't that one of Obama's conditions to go completely weird about ownership? My money, my vote sounds about right, I figure.
Unfortunately, this is San Francisco. In 2010 San Franciscans will be looking at their wreck of a city, and with the filthy streets, decaying infrastructure, lack of sufficient police and fire protection, a dramatically rising violent crime-rate, and an ever-growing crowd of homeless, they will decide that the only problem is they did not tax businesses heavily enough, thereby driving the last major providers of employment out of town. The answer to failed socialism is more socialism.
Whenever a Liberal administration takes over a city, it becomes unliveable (dirty, dangerous, and highly expensive) and ungovernable (unions and other left-wing special interest groups squabbling for power at the expense of the citizenry who move out as soon as they can). Did your friends have kids? If they did, they most likely don't send them to the public schools in the city. Chicago has much, if not all of the above. It costs $3.50 an hour to park in much of the city and public transit is expensive and not very efficient (the CTA also averages one mugging per day). The newly-completed Millenium Park is nice but it was completed several years past the deadline and several million dollars over budget. While the public schools have improved, they still suck. Chicago is also a "sanctuary city" which partly explains the high crime rate in certain neighborhoods. And what was a big issue hotly debated in the city council a while back? Whether or not to ban the sale of foie gras in city restaurants and food stores!
Can I move first?
I'm with Bruce. They can have it after I get my conservative butt out of here.
Uh, oh. The Prompter will be very, very angry with Hopey…
Mayor Gavin Newsom is a pandering idiot. Now he wants to be governor? I'm not so sure he'll get elected once outside the confluences of San Francisco. Pandering tells me he has no beliefs or core principles, but he wants political power. Newsom is a localize version of President Barack Obama.
Actually, for many years now in CA they've been using DMV and utility records for drafting jurors- not just voter registration.
I was going to plug New Mexico to you, but…you'll have to move again if we can't get the brakes on soon..
I guess Texas is gonna beat us out again…
Thanks. That's hours of practice paying off. We get together every morning and practice our routine. The hardest part is making it look like it developed naturally!
Damn. I was looking forward to another Paula meltdown…
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