Introducing: Retracto, the Correction Alpaca Theme Song
by Retracto, the Correction AlpacaSome of you may follow my work on BigJournalism.com, but for those of you don’t, see here.
“Retracto”
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Credits:
Shelli Eaton- Lead vocals
Michael Broderick – Lead guitar, background vocals
Gary Eaton – Guitar, bass, drums, tambourine, background vocals
Retracto - Vocals
Music and lyrics by Gary Eaton
Retracto
The ass says he doesn’t have a horse in this race
But Retracto knows he does now he’s got egg on his face
The donkeys on the left got owned by a kid
They can say it was a crime but Retracto knows what he did
Retracto
The Correction Alpaca
Retracto
He’s comin’ at ya
The story’s gonna come out whether they like it or not
If they told it like it is they wouldn’t be in this spot
Lyin’ to the people gets a psychotic reaction
But Retracto calls them out now they’re makin’ retractions
Retracto
The Correction Alpaca
Retracto
He’s comin’ at ya
We need the news not projection
Or he’s gonna demand a correction
We need the news not projection
Or he’s gonna demand a correction
Retracto
The Correction Alpaca
Retracto
He’s comin’ at ya
Retracto’s theme song debuted on “The Stage Right Show” last week.
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42 Comments
The newest "New Media". Gotta love it.
Excellent! And if you didn't enjoy Retracto then you are probably a racist homophobe who hates the planet!
Or alpacas.
I like it !
Actually I hate Llamas. Ya can't trust 'em
More power pop genius from Team Eaton and Broderick — love it!!! Yay, Retracto!
Great, now PETA's going to be on your ass.
So much to do, Retracto may need to start hiring and creating jobs, just don't create an Alpaca union.
Somebody better tell PETA that we dont swing that way.
How about if BH throws in a mariachi band?
Especially Lorenzo Llamas. He always shows up when you least expect it.
I wonder what made an Alpaca decided to get into the correction business.
Massive amounts of work…
It's a growth industry.
Hi, everybody!
Retracto is the best thing to hit the internet in a long time. I'm glad he's playing for our team.
For gay alpacas make me nervous.
Epic!
I'm speechless.
Oh, I thought he was just trying to get away from Mike Rowe.
http://www.sling.com/video/show/107002/10/Alpaca
Oh, I thought he was just trying to get away from Mike Rowe.
http://www.sling.com/video/show/107002/10/Alpaca
You have become a libertarian-conservative cultural icon in an amazingly short period of time. You and Zo should collaborate. LOL!
I heard that Larry the lamentung llama is pissed. He just can't sing.
Gotta great beat and you can dance to it. I give it a 94.
Once you've had Alpaca you'll never go backa
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there…!
Great song! Is it just me or have I noticed a few publications still lagging in retractions? Maybe Retracto needs to run a refresh page on the ones who ignore him. Give them 5 days to respond and if they don't by then, run a refresher page to keep the pressure on. Just a thought.
Gary Eaton, well done!
It's humanly impossible to hate an alpaca – especially "Retracto -the wonder alpaca"!
Domo arigato Mr. Retracto
What a great day here at big hollywood. Not sure what I enjoyed more, reading Gutfield or listening to Retracto.
Then they can go salad toss him all they like; though they may have to push Chris Matthews out of the way.
Yeah, see what I mean?
Thanks for the Chuck Berry riffs.
The Chuckster gets too little
respect these days…and it really
"pisses me off".
Coffee, keyboard, laughs, not pretty.
Thanks!
People kept calling him a llama.
KISS : Keep It Simple, Stupid.
Hey, G! I never said, "smurf-sludged". I call it "a masters' class in slop".
Love it!
Ironically enough, the lead sounds like Shirley Manson…
Mike — The leads weren't as smurf-sludged as you led me ta believe. Simple but perfect. Gary, glad you were voluntold into the project, it ROCKED. Shelli, fantastic lead vocals…and was you with the alpaca screams? Now i feel like going surfing.
They're alpacas the smaller, nicer cousing of the llama. They are sweet. I have some and I'd love to know who owns Retracto.
[...] again on twitter. Big Hollywood has begun to ask Ebert to retract some of his words via their new retraction vehicle (read this and this) with minimal success. It is clear that Ebert no longer cares what people think [...]
Great tune!
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