NewsBusted: Is George W. Bush Becoming More Popular?
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In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: Republicans, George W. Bush, CNN, Latino Employees, John Podesta, Marijuana, Snoop Dogg, Babies, Soul Train Awards, and Natalie Portman.
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damn straight, wouldnt take long for GWB to be looked back upon as a good leader.
Jodi's hot
SuperCat, DanielTUSA: I can honestly say that I agree with both of your comments 100 percent.
Jodi may be hot (I don't know as I'm not a lesbian) but her delivery sucks. Why does she keep ALMOST turning to her left???? And the canned laughter has to go… and I mean NOW! Still, it's better than SNL… not that that's sayin much….
bush beats bama
but
its Bush's fault
You go, girl!
People thought G. Bush was terrible and so they elected Obama instead of McCain. What the people did not realize was that they didn't know that Obama was going to be (bleeping) terrible and that it was going to be a difficult job to lick up all the spit they threw at the Republicans to get Obama elected to the white house. Of course there will always be some of the democraps that can't tell their own spit from their own pee.
Ok, I loved the John Edwards joke. That one was the best.
Here ya go…
http://usataxpayer.org/pagex.asp?Get=gwb
There's the canned laughter, true. How about the opening "music" that, at about 7 seconds and again at about 13, has the same "WOOOOoooo!" sound of some lout who was never taught how to clap?
I miss Bush. I never questioned if Bush loved American. Bush kept the U.S. safe.
Harry Truman was totally reviled when he first left office. Now he is held as a model of presidential toughness and straight talk. His rehabilitation took about 20 years..Just long enough for a guy like Richard Nixon to come along and make him look like a superstar.
I'm now betting George Bush will be fully reevaluated and rehabilitated much sooner thanks to the incompetence and cluelessness of Barack Obama. Just for starters, Bush compares very favorably on deficit spending, his conduct of the wars abroad, and his steadfast commitment to our allies around the world. He was also a straight talker. Whereas, Obama's two-faced teleprompter leaves much to be desired.
Bush was a taxcutter and a believer in progrowth economic policies. And he won a second term—which seems more and more unlikely for Space Cadet Obama. Who knew? That it would take a virtual replay of Jimmy Carter's disasterous administration–in the form of Obama– to make us appreciate the finer things about George W. Bush's leadership?
OBAMA PLAYS “THE DOZENS” AT FORT HOOD MASSACRE ADDRESS
(Obama)— I want to thank everyone for this wonderful conference and I want to send a shout out to that Congressional Medal of Honor winner Joe Medicine Crow. Stand up Joe. There he is, let me tell you all, me and Joe have been good friends for a long time. I knew Joe when he was on the wagon, and I new Joe when he fell off the wagon, but unfortunately he fell right into a box of whiskey. (Laughs to himself) Joe say a few words.
(Joe Medicine Crow)— Don’t forget Barry I’ve known you for many moons. I remember when you fell off the wagon too. Unfortunately you fell into a big box of yourself. (Crowd laughter).
(Obama)— Joe you’re always the kidder.
(Joe Medicine Crow)— Yeh, I remember you had to use a stick to try to get some of the crap off you. (Crowd laughter).
continued……
(Obama)— Oh I see you want to play the Dozens, OK Joe well, yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls butt, she has to make two trips.
(Joe Medicine Crow)— Yo mamma’s so fat, when the medicine man diagnosed her with the flesh eating disease; he gave her 5 years to live.
(Obama)— Oh it’s on. Yo mamma’s so fat, her butt has its own congressman.
(Joe Medicine Crow)— Yo mama’so fat and old that when the Great Spirit said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
(Obama)— Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
(Joe Medicine Crow)— Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
(Obama)— Yo mama’s so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
(Joe Medicine Crow)—Yo father so ugly it’s a good thing you never saw him.
(Obama)— Damn Joe that hurt. By the way there was a massacre at Fort Hood. That’s too bad. I got to go now….
If Nancy Pelosi gets her way, our government will force us to pay for
abortion, contraception, embryonic stem cell research, in vitro fertilization,
experiments on preborn human beings, euthanasia, rationed health care
and mandatory Planned Parenthood-style sex education.
I like this one best
Michelle Obama and Big Bird…
http://usataxpayer.org/pagex.asp?Get=obamaeligibl...
Good stuff. I'm what most of you nutjobs would call 'liberal', while the rest of the sane would say I'm 'moderate'. But I think this is the first somewhat funny conservative comedy. Amazing. She's good.
That turkey club makes me hungry. I think I'm going to rape lunch.
Scientists have discovered a new stem cell and they don't have to break an egg.
Hear about that in the news??????????? Not too much.
Embryonic stem cell is now outdated and un-necessary.
I didn’t agree with several of GW’s policies but I never ever doubted his loyalty, his devotion to the troops, or weird sense of humor (which made him human). Unlike the current occupant of 1600 who has no sense of humor or loyalty and repeatedly demonstrates his loathing for the military, the constitution, and the people.
Tax cuts require a corresponding halt in government spending and strengthening the dollar for tax cuts to really do their magic.
He is what a president is suppose to be. Laura and him just went quietlt to Fort Hood to visit the victims and families of the shooting. Where is the "O", playing golf?
Hot AND funny! I'm in love!
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First funny conservative? You haven't been paying attention. The conservative comedians are wiping the floor with their "liberal" counterparts mainly because the liberals don't have the b*lls to satirize this Presidency…
If President Bush was still in the White House he would have been at Ft Hood that night! And I concur with several others that you never had to wonder how important and how much he cared for our men and women in uniform!
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