The Days of Swine and Moses
by Moxie
A lot has happened in fourteen days — since Friday, the 24th of April — when the wires started buzzing 24/7 about the “Swine Flu.”
Oh wait, my bad. Now it’s the much more politically correct, H1N1 (Dems can’t offend the porcine population, they might need Porky Pig or pro-choice Miss Piggy to vote in 2010 and 2012).
In the meanwhile, a lot of stories haven’t been covered nearly enough outside of blogs and Fox News. Oddly, the vast majority of these stories seem to be things Obama God, Jr. wants to keep quiet. Here’s a not so exhaustive list:
- That little problem of a projected 1.7+ trillion dollar deficit, from the very people who moaned at Bush’s comparatively minuscule deficit.
- That’s okay, God, Jr. promised a chicken in every pot, and his biggest supporter Oprah provided! There were line-ups at Kentucky Fried Chicken locations across the country, however, her coupons for free food often proved as useless as an American dollar in Paris. But at least those who got the free grub got gas.
- Speaking of fuel, people right of center and those in NYC know, Scare Force One buzzed NYC for the $380,000 photo op. The results of which may (or may not) actually be released. And may, or may not further terrorize New Yorkers when they realize exactly who is in the oval office.
- Oh, on total transparency, God, Jr. has proclaimed the tracking of ‘every dime’ of stimulus will be delayed until 2010.
- In the meanwhile, Bank of America needs billions and billions more, likely to be spent long before we achieve Deepak Chopra style transparency, world peace, and the universal ability to take a free yoga class, in 2010.
- But back to the present, I heard there is a successful school voucher program in DC being revoked. Who would do such a thing?
- No one knows, but the USA’s Community Organizer in Chief wanted Grey Poupon on his burger.
- Speaking of community, God, Jr.’s plan to close Guantanamo includes them being released in your backyard. That’s cool with you, right?
- It better be, or the Obama misadministration might threaten you with public attacks, the way they didn’t to Chrysler creditors who refused to surrender their contractual rights!
- Speaking publicly, John Edwards, formerly the pretty-bunny-boy of the Democratic party has a wife with terminal cancer and a book coming out, which mentions his alleged affair with possible baby mama, Rielle Hunter.
- Plus, someone doled out a bunch of hush money for Rielle, and guess whose campaign funds are being looked over?
- Of course, some good did come of the swine flu hysteria. Joe Biden told people not to fly or expose themselves to confined areas. He should know all about confined areas, having been released from his own undisclosed padded location.
Some people might be wondering where Moses works into this, and why an atheist is mentioning Moses at all. But as the story goes, Moses had to tap the rock twice to produce water…and many stories are worth repeating. Even if we can’t add anything new.
But I know I missed so many stories, glossed over by the mainstream media, feel free to add them in the comments.
Moxie can usually be found not posting at her own blog Moxie.nu.
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Obama is God not God, Jr. That other guy is a mere pretender. I'm sure I heard that from the mainstream media.
Moxie's the best. The greatest under appreciated talent in conservatism. Good to see you posting. You or someone should start a site that are just all these kind of stories that get buried now but would've been from page news if W was still President.
We should release the Gitmo boys in hillbilly country.
By the way, rumor has it that Obama won't release the Air Force One photos because he was at the stick. . . wearing an Arab headdress. . . laughing maniacally.
Also, the Biden advice was good advice — don't expose yourself on buses or trains. . . save it for the park.
I'm wondering why, during the hysteria surrounding the virus formerly known as swine flu, had Obama still not appointed a Surgeon General, Secretary of Health and Human Services, or Director of the Centers for Disease Control. I guess that would have interfered with his planned flight to Hollywood for a fund-raiser. He was probably planning to carry the vaccine with him to avoid having one of his largest sources of money get sick.
I was wondering about the Moses thing too till I found this. Explains a lot. Or maybe not.
at work we have been calling it "hamthrax"
Hillbilly country? Where is that exactly? They should all be released on the south side of Chicago.
One story I'd give my right arm for the media to report is the story on the O's – Christianity. I swear before God (the real one) that it burns me more than anything to see the media close its eyes to the naked truth that big Zero is not a Christian now and never has been. But that's one story the MSM won't touch. Hell, they won't even hint at touching it. The big Zero instantly stops going to church the moment he's elected and there's not a peep from the media. He won't quote from the Bible, he won't read from it, he sure as hell won't live it (as babies who survived late term abortions discovered) – but nary a sound from the press. In fact, this 'Christian' Zero is so revolted by the idea of Christianity that he can't even stand the sight of it and demands that its symbols be covered up when he walks into William and Mary.
So when are they finally going to publish that story? (Oh, why am I asking?)
I'm just amazed that Obama needs a plane to fly to Hollywood.
Squeal Gitmo boy! Squeal like a pigl
Sorry couldn't resist
It's an aporkalypse! A hamdemic. Meh, I like "hamthrax" much better!
H1N1 is "politically correct" out of respect for the pork industry. I thought you republican's were "pro business"?
That was indeed my thought process.
Hey god Jr. could you appoint MIC (Moses In Chief) and get him to fly over to Kalifornia and give Gov Girlyman a couple to taps with that stick? We need the water…..
Hillbilly country . . . ever seen Deliverance? The south side of Chicago would be good too.
I think it's more like little allah since he won't join a Christian church or say prayers in the Whitehouse. What does he have to pray for anyway. The big guy doesn't need more teleprompter speeches and little allah has got the change he hoped for and more from the gimme-dolts that voted him into office…
I think I'm insulted, then again? It may be exactly how you meant hillbilly? I will need to consult with my brethren…………………………………….We are going to let it pass this time and this time only. As a penitence, would you see to it that they are set loose in the foothills of the Ozarks, a two hour head start should make it fun.
I thought Hollywood came to him?
I heard it was Powell coming in for a landing at the UN.
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I've always been a little skeptical of Obama's church attendance and recent inability to find a new one. I suspect he is just saying what he needed to say to get elected.
What do you mean you're an athiest? Are you saying Obama is a hologram?
Well if Obama stays true to form he's looking to nominate a smoker for Surgeon General, an obese illegal immigrant for Sec. H & HS, and a swine flu carrier for Director CDC.
http://shermansmarch.com
The MSM ain't going to publish it. They're all waiting for an actual Christian to point the falsehood out, then pounce on that person for being another religious-right-extremist-fundamentalist-homophobe-racist-bigotted-puppy-kicking-hateful Republican. It's the spider waiting for the fly.
http:/shermansmarch.blogspot.com
Nope, nope we here don't do that no more. Done been told to be more kindly toward the H1N1's round about here. Treat 'em wit more respect. Have to go talk to that there Beatty feller if'n ya'll want that. Heard he's a big fan.
Well, an uninterrupted walk on the water would take too long. Panama Canal transit and all.
and it came to pass that the annointed one did read from the book of Merck. With Pistle and Mortar, he came down to the low places and taking 2 Tylenol's and a small bottle of Nyquil, did he thus cure the masses.
He can't even appoint an ambassador the Vatican that isn't pro-choice. You'd think he'd just be able to do that one tiny thing, you know, appoint an ambassador that respects life in the womb.
The Church is just a tool for politicians in Chicago. They go only when the "Little People" will see, they give to the Archdiocese only when the media is watching, and they defend religion only when they are up for re-election! This is the way it has been for as long as I can remember.
Politicians from the "Chicago Democratic Machine" do not care who they have to use to get elected, including the Church.
But if it makes you feel any better Obambi and his kind will have to answer to a higher authority some day.
That authority probably won't be very forgiving.
Wow, Andrew that wasn’t very sensitive. : ( I live about sixty miles from where Deliverance was filmed and as an Appalachian American (Somebody used that politically correct colloquialism in an earlier post) I’m offended, counselor you can expect to hear from my shiny new layer from the ACLU. Hmmm… but, come to think of it, that’s not a bad idea. like StlDan just let us know and we’ll be sure to alert the hunting clubs in the area, it'll be fun. : )
This is war folks, it's time we stopped being so overly sensitive. So call off your lawyers, grab your hounds, your moonshine, and your guns and let's get a' welcomin'!!
So you're saying Primer should have said: "Squeal like an H1N1 boy!"
That does have a ring to it, I guess.
I think they should be released to live in John Murtha's and Jay Rockefeller's backyards, literally. Both of them were quite vocal on the news already said that they would love to host them in their respective states. So, I say let's take 'em up on their very generous offers.
Sigh! Bringing up the Vatican hurts. I mean, I can take it when the MSM ignores the O's lack of Christianity. But when a member of the Church itself does the same thing – i.e., the president of Notre Dame – then I get REALLY bummed out. I mean, it's one thing for Couric and Olberman to not give a damn about Christian values, but when the Christian institution itself doesn't either – that's awful.
I'm still trying very hard to justify how Notre Dame could do that. I mean, other universities would make me gag. But that a Catholic university would do this – that's scary.
Hillybilly country starts a few miles from my house. Bring them here, we'll take care of them.
Probably more effective than anything they would finally have come up with anyway. If the epidemic had turned out as badly as the hysteria indicated, we would have had a trillion dollar Obama medical corps forthwith.
Only of they haven't paid their taxes.
Ouch. Did my great state of Louisiana just get called 'hillbilly country'? Because I looked into it, and I'm pretty sure no one rapes men in the swamp down here anymore, if they ever did in the first place.
But you're probably right. They wouldn't make it to our state borders. Heck, even the street signs are shot up with birdshot down here.
And, though this goes without saying, none of them will have paid their taxes…
I regret to inform you that the only people the gangs on the South Side are afraid of is the large hillbilly population. Chicago IS hillbilly country.
Now Andrew, I know you are in no way, shape or form related to Joe "Plugz" Biden, but I suggested setting our "Gitmo" guests loose at that Machine Gun Rally in that is held in Kentucky every year. I'd arm the Ragz and give them a 30 minute head start, GPS monitored of course. Then we let a lottery winning posse of "Gun clinging" Americans in full battle gear, ala Obama's "Civilian Army" go in and let 'em clean 'em up.
That turncoat should be coming via a Ugandan military chopper.
I think killing viable third term babies is topping the DHS secretary's calander right now, with full cooperation from the Abortionist-in-Chief. She's a pig.
"Hamthrax" and "hamdemic" are brilliant! LOL!
While the country was suffering from ravages of swine flu the fearless leader was put in time out. He had to be subdued by secret service agents in the residence of the Whitehouse. Barry apparently got into some bad acid and was caught jumping up and down the hallway of the residence on a pogo-stick dressed like a Nun screaming, I am God, I am God. Thankfully no one was injured, and in typical Barry fashion he said he was sorry and wouldn’t do acid in the Whitehouse again.
So you're saying that we should hire a crack squad of hillbillies to patrol the streets of Chicago? Yeah, I don't see anything that could possibly go wrong with that plan. . . let's do it!
So you're saying Southern Comfort was not a documentary?
We could make a reality tv show out of it.
Hillbillies on crack?
I think we have a pay-per view event ladies and gentlemen, ah… unfettered capitalism.
I certainly hope not! But you've scared me away from the bayou nevertheless
Why not, that should add spice to this experiment. . .
Oh ya, he's secular to the bone, well maybe a little Muslim around the edges. He won't, excuse the expression, "darken" the door of any church unless he has to be there. What a total phony.
Now, that why you an great American, and a Patriot sir. You are officially on Napalitano's extremist list! Congratulations.
You mean Barry’s not sincere about his religion?
Hey I saw that movie. Patrick Swazie, Liam Neeson, yeehaw.
I don't live in Murtha's district, but it's a short drive from here. So I'm all for the plan, I'm always looking for some new targets when I'm home on leave. If they can mount the detainees onto a catapult or trebuchet it'd make for some great skeet shooting I figure. "Pull!"
What does Barry need religion for? I mean, what does he do? Pray to himself?
I prefer to call Obama “Allah.” I don’t know God doesn’t feel right just now.
Scare Force One may be a photo op payback to George Lucas for a new film that is coming out about TUSKEGEE AIRMEN. The F16 with Scare Force One has a red tail!
The distinctive red tail goes back to World War II and the P51-C’s made famous by the Tuskegee Airmen. The “Red Tails” are still alive in the Alabama Air National Guard and their F16s are in fact painted with the distinctive red tail (the only organization with the red tail paint job that I’m aware of). -info from http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=10429
Did you ever notice that Stan has a really purdy mouth? That'll teach him to go running to the ACLU.
Just kidding, Stan. Unless you actually do have a purdy mouth, in which case, ignore this entire post.
Moxie! Yay! That just made my day. Big Hollywood just keeps getting better and better.
TOTUS is God, jr. O-bam just reads what he's told to read.
Ouch. Well he did say people wanted more government in their lives.
Nice to see Big Hollywood finally run one of your pieces, Mox!
Isn't the "aporkalypse" pretty much anything passed by Congress that involves any sort of spending?
Great article. Love the headline!
Scare Force One. LOL I needed this after a long day. : )
Oh wait, my bad. Now it’s the much more politically correct, H1N1 (Dems can’t offend the porcine population, they might need Porky Pig or pro-choice Miss Piggy to vote in 2010 and 2012).
No, they use H1N1 out of fear of Miss Piggy getting really, really, angry. If that happens they last words they'll hear is "HIIIIiiiiiii-YAH!!!"
So your beloved Dems are covering up for the pork industry? Wow, did not know that.
The role of God is already taken – he is also known as Gough the Almighty – none other than former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam.
I think that little Allah seems to suit the Obot
I am so glad that I found this blog through Gay Patriot. Moxie you are too funny for words. Can you do some of the same about Kevin Krudd (Rudd) the present Prime Minister of Australia and Obot understudy
Hawk, you beat me to it buddy.
Moxie… You're amazing.
" Joe Biden told people not to fly or expose themselves to confined areas. He should know all about confined areas, having been released from his own undisclosed padded location. "
Does this mean he wants us all to expose ourselves out in the open?
Personally, my opinion is that he more closely resembles a figure that is represented by 666.
I Believe you are thinking about 'Next of Kin'. With 'Deliverance' you should be thinking Ned Beatty & 'Squeal like a pig'.
Hollywood does indeed have some strange ideas concerning the South (in general). But with the Bayou, they would not get out alive, no hillbillies needed. How in the world you would get a hillbilly in a place like the Bayou (i.e. no hills) I have no idea.
He does not need the plane, he just wants us mere mortals to think the he is one of us.
Gosh, Lawhawk, that would be pretty damning if there was a shred of truth to it. Of course Obama had appointed a secretary of HHS, but she hadn't been approved by the senate yet because one right wing nutball was holding up her confirmation because she wasn't a follower of Operation Rescue.
Nah, he's Goa'uld. Why do you think he wanted that Greek column setup?
not sure what your whole "deal" is UNDERLING – I'd appreciate some explanation from you on your point.
I say that because the following explanation is chock filled with stuff that I think we should all kind of know and be able to agree on (file under "dur"):
* You can't get the swine flu from eating pork.
* Nonetheless, the pork industry is getting hurt by the swine flu.
* Industry & the economy, in general, has seen better days. The effects of this hurt America in both blue and red states.
* WHY WHY WHY should there be a problem with quote "political correctness" if we "take it easy" on the pork industry by calling it H1N1 instead of swine flu??? What is REALLY so bad about that?
As FAT ALBERT famously said: He who throws mud only loses ground!
SO I ASK MISS MOXIE: Why must you so blatently and unconstructively "throw mud" in this case??!
Wow! I was arguably only half-correct on one out of four points, and therefore there was not a shred of truth to "it." In baseball, that would mean I was batting 875. I'll concede your half-point and take my average. Since you're batting 125, you're going back to the minors, if they'll have you.
I thought swine flu was renamed to avoid offending oppressive, bloodthristy Muslim countries like Iran.
Question: why do some liberals care about offending to Iran, whose government opposes everything from abortion to gay rigths? You'd think such liberals would keep swine flu's original name to annoy Iran.
that's a new one to me. How does "swine flu" insult Iran?
(I realize you aren't an official representative of Iran, but please indulge me by hazarding a theory).
thanks
I gotta solution to all this. But first, the sad news of the day. Kermit the Frog died of swine flu. Last words: "That f*in' pig told me she was clean!"
Moxie always inspires me, so much some times I have to lay down. Here's what she inspired today:
Deficit and chicken: Sell map to Oprah's house in Santa Barbara for 25¢ offering "Free Money and Chicken." Spread rumor via the Net that Oprah tastes like chicken. There goes the deficit.
NY flyby: Advertise "nude rooftop Carrie Prejean pics" send $1 to whitehousegov@paypal.com. Flyby paid for.
Dimes and vouchers: Emails to everyone on God Jr.'s Blackberry: "Every stimulus dime you can track you can keep, with 10% to DC school vouchers."
Gitmo guys: Ted Nugent has a new show shot in Texas where he's hunting humans. I suggest they do a special episode on a huge wildlife reserve near Waco that has lions and tigers and maybe bears –
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1410338
Rest of the stuff, who cares. Let BOA become BOB (B 2 for bust), then picket the locations saying "O did it." People can figure out of that means Oprah or Obummer.
Mox, you're so inspiring.
Nooo, to get water from the rock, Moses only had to speak to the rock in front of the assembly. But he disobeyed and struck it twice with his staff, then took credit for the miracle.
So Obama is a prophet in that way. Spreading the TOTUS´ word. Fascinating. Next stop: Martyrdom?
Indeed, but he mentioned letting loose the hillbilly hordes into Chicago, which has been done before.
[...] Wednesday-Night added an interesting post on The Days of Swine and MosesHere’s a small excerpt…line-ups at Kentucky Fried Chicken locations across … In the meanwhile, Bank of America needs billions and billions more, likely to be spent… [...]
Actually, it's the stupid "H1N1" name I take issue with. Why not call it something catchy like "scara-flu?" "Mushu-flu?" Or "let's-hype-how-dangerous-the-swine-flu-is-again-like-we-did-in-the-70's-only-this-time-call-it-H1N1 flu?"
It's probably hard to find a Black Liberation Theology Church of the quality he used to attend around the DC area.
I thought Kermit died of swine-fu?
Part 1
BOzo apparently blocking FOI regarding presidential records: http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/2009/pdf/E9-1712.pd...
BOzo killing union-transparancy, just when ACORN FINALLY risks investigation: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB12415760437529045...
BOzo trying to reduce Miranda-rights: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northam...
Part 2
Holder acting strange in unsolved crime-case involving 'gay activists': http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=14686
BOzo delaying hostage rescue: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.vi...
Taliban calling BOzo 'call for moderate Taliban' illogical: http://in.reuters.com/article/email/idINIndia-384...
EFCA having bad effects for black businesses: http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/card_check_bla...
BOzo's 'Blame America' long-standing position since college: http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=30211
Sen. ''Racists" Murtha passing along the gravy to nephew: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/arti...
BOzo caving in to criticism from the Netherlands about being (rightly BTW) identified as a corporate and artistic tax-haven: http://www.nrc.nl/international/article2232958.ec...
Fraudulent ACORN doing the census: eg http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/ne...
Obama Bought The Presidency
Yes, Next of Kin was filmed in KY where I live. We have Lagrange Correctional Institute here in KY so yeah we could take them and let them learn how Red Necks treat people who kill thousands of their "Kin".
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omg, ima rape you then make you get an abortion just to piss you off
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